I-A-B`s Monday Morning Mailbox : #2

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

You send fancylad real-life email and he answers as best he can. Simple as that. Good times, huh? (Bonus: I-A-B HQ pics)
There are 113 comments:
Male 599
omg is there an adress a few doors over thats 1337? cuz that would be really 1337.
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Male 5,189
"Check out the explosive diarrhea shrapnel on fancyclad`s urinal wall.

The direction of the poop spatter suggests him and J-Dog were having a farting war while peeing and fancyclad clearly heaved when he should have hoe`d.

I should probably sleep now. "

Made my year...No lie. A whole year I will find that funny no matter what.

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Male 5,189
Fancy for President of THE WORLD!

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Female 410
Yea, whenever I think of Santa Monica, hobos come to mind. Otherwise, I`d accept the offer to work with you. I just can`t see making the 2 hour commute from San Diego. Thank you, but I respectfully decline.
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Female 5
huh. we have the same birthday. cool.
and that is a really nice office
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Male 1,375
JC must be on her period because it she is downing cranberry juice
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Male 1,375
hahaha i like how the tiny trashcan next to the fridge is overflowing and the recycling bin looks relatively empty
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Female 26
WOW!

i thought that your office was just your mom`s smelly basement!


HIRE ME NOW PLEASE.


:)

where the hell did you get the money for that!?

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Male 1,109
my birthday is july 24th too! haha, nice place.
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Male 1,455
Really nice office.
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Male 357
fancy, your saying that you and j dog go piss at the same time?
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Male 102
:O I never actually knew that the i-am-bored office was so fancy...
How many people work on this one website? :O
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Male 357
what do you do if your a mod? DO YOU GET TO BAN PEOPLE/.......... that would be sweeet
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Male 1,718
I don`t want to see Miss. Misc
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Male 773
oh man bad news, i gave up the bud on tuesday
poo sucks
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Male 244
Wow, I always pictured I-A-B HQ as a crappy apartment filled with empty pizza boxes and beer.
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Male 1,497
Wait. You said... so... JC is your sister?
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Male 36
Did anyone else notice that the address on the building in the hobo alley was 1334 which is hell upside down in 1337? ZOMG the devil`s across the street from you guys. o_O;
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Male 5,094
Wow. We`re paying for all that?
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Male 2,160
nice HQ, better than the office i had in my old job, it was litterally a fecking bathroom with the toilet removed, a collapsable chair and a folding card table thrown in it with my laptop on it and a locker on one side with a sink on the other
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Male 14
fancylad, apart from the two screens thing i`ve got the same computer as you. i wish i had two screens with my computer.
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Male 144
The HQ is a damn sight posher than I imagined it.
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Male 1,685
LOL that`s rad...nice post
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Male 564
"What did you get me?"
You got what you deserved. Happy belated birthday.
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Male 2,395
I WANNA GO THEREEEE!!! :(
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Male 924
yay ciyc, i won on my first contest, i was surprised to be nominated, but then i read the comments and it was landslide votes.

P.S. woooo, go fancylad for no apparant reason! yay

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Male 442
that is a really nice looking office... and the funding all simply comes by people clicking ads? well i have helped a little then
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Female 5,139
wow...thats a pretty place to work! :-D
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Male 205
Is that 1334 Second Street?
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Male 382
Come on fancy, what sort of a lacklustre parking job is that?
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Female 1,496
You can tell no actual work is done in that office. It`s too clean.
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Male 4,012
I`d just like to reiterate that J-Dog is hawt.
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Male 4,012
The Front Row Seats for a Spice Girls` concert and the frequent mention of J-Dog makes me suspicious.

And I won`t accept Bromance as an answer.

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Female 498
I kinda thought that too.. about the being out of one persons house.

Pretty sweet place to work it looks like.

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Male 536
A few years ago I figured IAB was ran out of some guys house. It`s grown a lot though regardless.
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Male 397
How do you guys afford that place?
The headquarters, that is.
do the ads here on I-A-B really make that much money?
or do you have a secret, kiddie porn ring somewhere?
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Female 472
I too kind of figured Fancylad was some guy just sitting in his grandmother`s basement, laughing at the noobs. But apparently it makes lots of monies even though no one in my home town, save me and the people I told, seem to have ever heard of IAB.
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Male 10,440
IAB gets paid through advertising. I have ABP, jokes on you! bwahahahahaaa! but you probably get paid anyway. Damn.
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Female 329
I wonder why we weren`t introduced to that guy staring at us over JC`s wall thingy. I like looking at pics in too much detail.
I`ll comment on something else now.
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Male 73
Check out the explosive diarrhea shrapnel on fancyclad`s urinal wall.

The direction of the poop spatter suggests him and J-Dog were having a farting war while peeing and fancyclad clearly heaved when he should have hoe`d.

I should probably sleep now.

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Male 18
Damn I have a pretty good job and now I want to work at I-A-B. I`m packin`up my shop and I`m headin` out west. See you soon Fancy!!! Just kiddin` but I a guy can dream can`t he? I`m only kidding unless you tell me that you have a job for me then I am very serious. 8-)
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Male 55
Props to Fancylad for the dual monitors.
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Female 920
get off your high horse.
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Male 9,305
Awesome office!
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Male 12
tits or gtfo
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Male 182
sugarhyped: Nice catch!
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Male 116
omg mines up there, hahahaha. yes! fancy does love me! and i cant wait for CIYC to be up
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Male 306
I`m with Yoma4...i thought his HQ was just him in the car...till i scrolled down ><
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Female 818
Oh man, I want a QC mug. I`m jealous.
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Male 637
Is fancylad trying to tell me I can only eat two bananas?! Codswallop!
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Male 1,766
Am i the only one drating eccstatic about the CMIYC coming back or does no one remember
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Female 329
I figured it out!!! sorry for so many posts on one topic but.

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Male 327
I would work in I-A-B if I was good at computers.

What would I have to learn fancylad?? Im gonna either go to med school, or work for you.

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Female 486
Who else thought that the first picture was the only one until they scrolled down? I assumed it must had have been just fancy in his car with a laptop and a McDonalds. x]
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Male 358
Wow!
Nice place.
They have got to be doing something else besides running I-A-B out of there, The revenue brought in from The vagina site and mafia boss ads surely isn`t enough to afford a place like that.
Still there is H&R Block and a couple of other big player sponsors so I guess it`s possible.
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Female 2,026
lmao hide the booze behind the fruit! genius!
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Male 7,933
"OH CRAP! i mailed fancy a letter and i forgot one of the most important questions i could think of!!! WHERE DOES IAB GET THE FUNDS FOR THIS!??!?...?!"

I can answer this... its from advertisement. Those annoying things you think are links

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Male 509
I`m sorely tempted to write in something ridiculous just to get a mention.
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Male 4,793
OH CRAP! i mailed fancy a letter and i forgot one of the most important questions i could think of!!! WHERE DOES IAB GET THE FUNDS FOR THIS!??!?...?!
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Male 100
IAB actually has/needs an HQ? o_O News to me.
Sure you didn`t just take pictures of your place of work and call it IAB HQ, Fancy? :P
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Female 329
okay I cannot post pics here correctly but is that fancyclad in the pic with the birthday balloons? Look in the reflection behind the plant.
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Male 489
"You`re just always grumpy, Griz"

Lies and slander, i have candy!

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Female 2,672
i wanna see some gd shots of you fancy *wink*
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Female 1,441
"Made it more appealing in my book"

That`s exactly why I thought he said it.

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Male 7,933
" I was like yeah right he`s just saying that to make it seem less cool."

Made it more appealing in my book

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Female 1,441
The IAB headquarters look so kickass. And I can`t believe fancy wasn`t kidding about the hobo thing. I was like yeah right he`s just saying that to make it seem less cool.
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Male 475
sugerhyped it could be that look at the girls shirt its the IAB logo
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Female 329
I`m not sure why I finally created an account to comment with, but Fancy`s friend JC can`t have put a lot of thought into his present because that strip came out during comicon. I remember because I was annoyed by some of the guest writers.
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Female 2,084
that place looks awesome.
how do i apply to become an intern?
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Male 370
Yeah I`m glad fancylad answered opies question, cos i was confused about that too when that emily isn`t real story popped up and I had submitted it a few days prior :(

Now I know it was just a case of someone else getting there before me :)

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Female 15,763
What? I was not whining, a lot of people asked that. I thought it`d be good if it was finally answered by the man himself.

You`re just always grumpy, Griz.

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Male 489
lol @ opie whining in an email :p
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Male 633
Why is this listed under games?
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Male 615
umm... its not wednesday, modern...

And otherwise, I never knew that IAB would have a nice HQ. Makes me sorta suspicious. And if JC is the Leia to your Skywalker, is she your sister?

Odd questions aside, i enjoy reading this and look forward to the next few mailboxes.

Cheers! -Phy

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Male 109
haha thanks tommy i feel like an idiot now
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Male 1,114
Bonus: it`s wednesday.
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Male 109
ah what email to we sned all the poo to
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Female 15,763
Nah, I only use my powers for good.
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Female 15,763
Ha, I saw it and nearly died, Chem.

Ahhh, I love IAB so much.

<3

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Male 4,867
opies hair is awesom :P
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Female 1,287
I dont do EVERY time. This was only my second time doing it.
I just told her on gabbly yesterday I would. so I did.
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Male 475
why do u use MS paint on opies pictures whenever she gets a new one?
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Female 1,287
OPIE! MY PIC!
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I just spent 45 minutes writing a rant to Fancy.
Hope you like it!
:D
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Female 15,763
*hyperventilates*

MY QUESTION WAS ANSWERED!

OH MY GAWD.

THERE IS A GOD!

I`m SO emailing more.

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Male 475
so a captionize me is gonna be on soon? schwing!
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Female 304
ahhh yes..J-Dog. The one who rules us all!
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Female 1,407
Great HQ, IAB! ^_^ lol, Opie`s letter answered all I needed to know.
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Male 370
If IAB ever decides to expand to... Ireland... for some reason fancylad. Can I be the official president? Of everything?
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Female 4,197
I agree kangri
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Male 306
Wow, that`s great news. It`d be awesome to work for this site.
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Male 205
No offence, but that`s far too posh for IAB HQ. What else goes on in there?
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Male 4,867
wow IAB HQ owns youtube HQ

nah seriously tht place looks awesome.

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Male 7,933
"Also some good questions answered (like about multiple submissions etc) and pics of the iab offices. Proof that its not just fancylad in a creepy small flat running off windows 95... Cos thats what my initial thoughts on IAB HQ were."


Yeah, its surprisingly... a nice place.
Even the interns place (for a crappy intern).

My cousin was offering me an internship at his company, mind you this is what he does. Someone calls him because they want to sell fruit/vegetables from Jamaica to the US. He then calls someone else and they say how much they are going to pay. He then calls a shipping company..... thats it. The occasional phone call and about 4 hours of real work a week. And he wanted me to handle that part, lazy bastard

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Male 3,369
Weeeee

Opies letter is there! Go opie!

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Female 331
GO FANCYLAD!
:D
You`re a genius, seriously. <3
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Female 4,197
lmao. Love to see how much faith people have in the business side of the site XD
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Male 5,970
Working at IAB would be tight, but im sure fancy has many, many things against me, dont you?
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Female 118
"Proof that its not just fancylad in a creepy small flat running off windows 95... Cos thats what my initial thoughts on IAB HQ were."

Thats what i though too

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Male 509
The inner-workings of IAB. Amazing.
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Male 1,265
yeah i so didn`t expect it to be so professional... thought it was gunna just be an old pc hooked up to the internet in your mum`s garage or something...
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Male 108
wow the lounge was pretty nice, congrats on having a semi-luxurious workplace! is that how u spell luxurious?
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Male 35
andrew- i had the same thought....id work for i-a-b when i get older...
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Male 370
Haha I like how this weeks (belated) mailbag was an exact opposite of last weeks. This week it was all love for fancylad. Last week was full of haters :D

Also some good questions answered (like about multiple submissions etc) and pics of the iab offices. Proof that its not just fancylad in a creepy small flat running off windows 95... Cos thats what my initial thoughts on IAB HQ were.

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Male 20,899
Shellie84,

someone had to take the pictures.

next time.

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Male 2,788
[email protected]

you guys should read the bottom.

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Male 20,899
kangri,

absolutely there`s a chance.

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Female 4,197
thats cool, thanks fancy... although no photos of you I see. JC is really pretty and I hope you had a good birthday :D
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Male 7,933
What a coincidence... J-Dog`s notes are eerily similar to my Physics Homework... nice.
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Male 306
o man. I totally wanna work at IAB once im outta college. Good thing imma major in computer science for my junior year of high skool =]
Any chance of that happening fancylad?
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Male 149
Yeah, and I want to enlarge your penis please.
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Male 109
what address do we send things to cause i have a suggestion
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Male 20,899
here`s the first mailbox
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Male 20,899
Link: I-A-B`s Monday Morning Mailbox : #2 [Rate Link] - You send fancylad real-life email and he answers as best he can. Simple as that. Good times, huh? (Bonus: I-A-B HQ pics)
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