How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese

Submitted by: Aleighsuh 8 years ago in Funny

I"m assuming this would also work like a peach with your Chinese co-workers, friends and Panda Express cashiers.
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Female 36
I`m gonna tell my friends that they are the sons of turtle eggs now. Just not the Chinese ones of course..
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Female 1
You`re right that most people (terribly)mispronounce ni hao, however the way you explained the pronunciation is actually Cantonese. The pronunciation everyone messes up is Mandarin. Cantonese is spoken in most if not all Chinatowns, so that`s why you might hear it more often than Mandarin.
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Male 92
by the way... ni hao (people pronounce it knee how) is totally wrong and if you just say that somewhere like in chinatown... ur gonna get laughed at... it pronounced (nay ho) nay like hay and ho like whole
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Male 592
the only word i know is "ni hao" but i guess that could get annoying if you just repeat it ad nauseum

woohoo 500 posts!!!

no life!!!

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Male 332
Yeah, you got to have the right tone and pronunciation, otherwise it will be pointless.
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Male 592
oh my god i could`ve used this a few months ago when the Chinese national women`s basketball team (i`m not kidding) came to my university for an exhibition game.
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Male 2,703
dynoburger. perhaps its white like, much like dora talking spanish a lot of it is "americanized" but it is a big step to teaching kids a different foreign language in the US other than spanish.

my daughter is learning her alphabets currently, and we are teaching her the english, spanish, french, german, and I want her to learn a mongoloid language as well.

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Female 278
i thought that gou shi was dog sh!7... because dosnt gou mean dog? and shi means sh!7? thats what i learnt in china when my friend taught me it, but then i dont know because that was 2 years ago. anyway, this is pretty cool
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Male 92
oh yea...

@ikeray- that show doesnt even pronounce it right... they pronounce everything in what my family calls "whiteys words" cuz the only people who wanna learn chinese are white people and they end up pronouncing everything wrong

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Male 92
noooooo!

that was my thing to swear at people in chinese!!!

stop copying me!!!

-shakes fist at my dog in front of me-

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Male 68
Chinese seems easier to learn than English. English has far too few words to properly... express one`s meaning. Or that might be because we have several words for everything in Denmark.
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Male 129
in chinese
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Male 129
evrybody on three hurray for cuss words
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Male 1,013
alice_x
Female, 18-29, Europe
2173 Posts Monday, August 18, 2008 1:20:33 AM
YAAAY MY PICTURE HAS WORKED! XD

...yay

Your other pic looked better ;)

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Male 10,440
Thats all very good but how do you say "You are the son of a turtle egg" in Chinese?

*added*

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Male 2,855
i wish i were the son of a turtle egg, that would be so cool
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Male 550
`cao` is not pronounced as cow, but more like with the `ch` from chin, just wanted to point that out.

Her intonation is surprisingly accurate, quite uncommon with westerners.

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Male 1,220
the only olympian younger then me is that british diver that`s 14.
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Male 370
haha ike, its different over here in Ireland :P But MUD does make so much more sense than dirt. I`ll try teach the native indigenous people here. They`re still struggling with the wireless radio, I`m sure once we outlaw witch burnings and introduce motor vehicles we might be able to become a respectable part of society :D
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Male 97
LOL! "screw your ancestors of 18 generations" ^_^
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Male 2,703
the only few words I can say in mandarin are from Ni Hao Kai Lan. I am happy that there is a kids show teaching something other than spanish...now if only we could get a german and french show going I would be thrilled.

by the way, yeh-yeh (or however you spell it) means grandpa

and andrewgaynor - its, if there isn`t grass on the field, go play in the MUD (poo looks like mud, not dirt).

also, hit`em before the hair does.

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Male 1,383
I know a few...

diu
sau pay la
du lay lo mon
hag guiy lo
mo jay jay

Or something like that :P My friends tought me it :P

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Male 528
Hey opie, You should try being older than All but a handfull of the olympians. And most of the people on this site too.
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Female 5,139
LOL whyfat... thats such a funny pic XD
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Male 3,369
That cat looks like it eats babies
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Male 82

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Female 5,139
Anyways, i am going to bedfordshire now

-ahum, thats BED incase you didnt get me XD-
catch a few winks

night..morning :-) xx

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Male 472
lol. those r all noob insults. If you want to really insult ppl you need to learn chinese and use vocab that are insulting and not as common
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Female 5,139

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Female 5,139
LOL wut??
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Male 650
No, cantonese works better
The pronunciation is sharper, thus more cutting
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Male 1,140
i can say all those in german
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Male 370
so i clicked yr picture... yr new one alice... and i think you just saw into all my deepest darkest secrets... why... WHY?!
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Female 5,139
YAAAY MY PICTURE HAS WORKED! XD

...yay

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Male 480
hate white people who swears in chinese

and those insults are pretty lame...

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Male 509
I have to see The Untouchables again because of IAB`s DeNiro posts.
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Male 370
sorry... sorta comes with been a tv and film student :P

*ahem*partymonster*cough*

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Female 5,139
STOP NAMING FILMS >.<

...theres so many i wanna watch right now lmao

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Male 370
FUNK! Like in the watershed edits for shaun of the dead and hot fuzz!
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Female 5,139
i have one

BALLSACKFACEHEAD

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Male 509
I think we should really find a more appropriate substitute. Drat just isn`t an emotion filled word. I`ve never been in a really heated discussion, trying to think of the perfect word that will really stick it to the person I`m speaking with and come up with drat.

Suggestions better than drat?

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Female 5,139
...it turns into drat
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Male 370
take away the right to say drat and you take away the right to say drat the government...

I`m not sure what the F word turns into on the filter... so i thought i`d try that sentence out... for hilarity sake.

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Female 5,139
be careful with the pissbitch andrew...

we dont wanna tire of it..

-utters..pissbitch XD-

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Female 444
Boo censorship! They bleeped out some of the words.

@Anish, hell, they`ve already shown that some of them are 13.

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Male 59
its the full dark knight
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Male 370
Ya know what they say Anish... old enough to pull em up, old enough to pull em down... or if theres no grass on the field, play in the dirt...

Man whoever came up with those sayings must have been one messed up Pissbitch (is it getting old yet>?)

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Male 59
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Male 509
I`m actually pretty sure someone of the Chinese women`s gymnasts are 9 years old :D
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Male 370
Opie, thats kinda like when I found out one of the new Gladiators, Tempest, was only 19... That pretty much DOUBLED my chances with her... of course that still means my chances are one in 3 billion now...
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Male 509
Of course.

I hate you Shawn Johnson!

But not really.

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Female 15,763
Does it make anyone else feel inadequate to see Olympians that are younger than them?

D:

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Male 214
I would trash talk them but in the end I know when they fail they will just end up being beat by some government official.
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Male 509
I can barely trash talk in English. D:
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Male 370
damn. No translation for pissbitch... Oh well :(
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Female 5,139
:-D

QI NI SI

.... yaay, Foreign swears FTW!

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Female 102
Link: How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese [Rate Link] - I`m assuming this would also work like a peach with your Chinese co-workers, friends and Panda Express cashiers.
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