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Date: 08/17/08 11:59 PM

59 Responses to How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese

  1. Profile photo of Aleighsuh
    Aleighsuh Female 13-17
    102 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    Link: How To Trash Talk Athletes in Chinese - I`m assuming this would also work like a peach with your Chinese co-workers, friends and Panda Express cashiers.
  2. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:06 am
    :-D

    QI NI SI

    .... yaay, Foreign swears FTW!

  3. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:10 am
    damn. No translation for pissbitch... Oh well :(
  4. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:13 am
    I can barely trash talk in English. D:
  5. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:16 am
    I would trash talk them but in the end I know when they fail they will just end up being beat by some government official.
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:19 am
    Does it make anyone else feel inadequate to see Olympians that are younger than them?

    D:

  7. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Of course.

    I hate you Shawn Johnson!

    But not really.

  8. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:21 am
    Opie, thats kinda like when I found out one of the new Gladiators, Tempest, was only 19... That pretty much DOUBLED my chances with her... of course that still means my chances are one in 3 billion now...
  9. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:22 am
    I`m actually pretty sure someone of the Chinese women`s gymnasts are 9 years old :D
  10. Profile photo of rmf13
    rmf13 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:24 am
    for no reason GO TO http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...
  11. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:25 am
    Ya know what they say Anish... old enough to pull em up, old enough to pull em down... or if theres no grass on the field, play in the dirt...

    Man whoever came up with those sayings must have been one messed up Pissbitch (is it getting old yet>?)

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    rmf13 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:25 am
    its the full dark knight
  13. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
    Boo censorship! They bleeped out some of the words.

    @Anish, hell, they`ve already shown that some of them are 13.

  14. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:32 am
    be careful with the pissbitch andrew...

    we dont wanna tire of it..

    -utters..pissbitch XD-

  15. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:36 am
    take away the right to say drat and you take away the right to say drat the government...

    I`m not sure what the F word turns into on the filter... so i thought i`d try that sentence out... for hilarity sake.

  16. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:42 am
    ...it turns into drat
  17. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:46 am
    I think we should really find a more appropriate substitute. Drat just isn`t an emotion filled word. I`ve never been in a really heated discussion, trying to think of the perfect word that will really stick it to the person I`m speaking with and come up with drat.

    Suggestions better than drat?

  18. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:48 am
    i have one

    BALLSACKFACEHEAD

  19. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:50 am
    FUNK! Like in the watershed edits for shaun of the dead and hot fuzz!
  20. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:54 am
    STOP NAMING FILMS >.<

    ...theres so many i wanna watch right now lmao

  21. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:01 am
    sorry... sorta comes with been a tv and film student :P

    *ahem*partymonster*cough*

  22. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:06 am
    I have to see The Untouchables again because of IAB`s DeNiro posts.
  23. Profile photo of snoopdawgg
    snoopdawgg Male 18-29
    481 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:17 am
    hate white people who swears in chinese

    and those insults are pretty lame...

  24. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:20 am
    YAAAY MY PICTURE HAS WORKED! XD

    ...yay

  25. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:27 am
    so i clicked yr picture... yr new one alice... and i think you just saw into all my deepest darkest secrets... why... WHY?!
  26. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:28 am
    i can say all those in german
  27. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:28 am
    No, cantonese works better
    The pronunciation is sharper, thus more cutting
  28. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:29 am
    LOL wut??
  29. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:34 am

  30. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:38 am
    lol. those r all noob insults. If you want to really insult ppl you need to learn chinese and use vocab that are insulting and not as common
  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:41 am
    Anyways, i am going to bedfordshire now

    -ahum, thats BED incase you didnt get me XD-
    catch a few winks

    night..morning :-) xx

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    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:59 am
    I got to say this to some of my friends.
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    whyfat2002 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 2:18 am

  34. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
    3369 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 3:15 am
    That cat looks like it eats babies
  35. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:24 am
    LOL whyfat... thats such a funny pic XD
  36. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:11 am
    Hey opie, You should try being older than All but a handfull of the olympians. And most of the people on this site too.
  37. Profile photo of Trizz
    Trizz Male 18-29
    1383 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:16 am
    I know a few...

    diu
    sau pay la
    du lay lo mon
    hag guiy lo
    mo jay jay

    Or something like that :P My friends tought me it :P

  38. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:31 am
    the only few words I can say in mandarin are from Ni Hao Kai Lan. I am happy that there is a kids show teaching something other than spanish...now if only we could get a german and french show going I would be thrilled.

    by the way, yeh-yeh (or however you spell it) means grandpa

    and andrewgaynor - its, if there isn`t grass on the field, go play in the MUD (poo looks like mud, not dirt).

    also, hit`em before the hair does.

  39. Profile photo of Josh2601
    Josh2601 Male 13-17
    97 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:45 am
    LOL! "screw your ancestors of 18 generations" ^_^
  40. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:48 am
    haha ike, its different over here in Ireland :P But MUD does make so much more sense than dirt. I`ll try teach the native indigenous people here. They`re still struggling with the wireless radio, I`m sure once we outlaw witch burnings and introduce motor vehicles we might be able to become a respectable part of society :D
  41. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:51 am
    the only olympian younger then me is that british diver that`s 14.
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    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:52 am
    `cao` is not pronounced as cow, but more like with the `ch` from chin, just wanted to point that out.

    Her intonation is surprisingly accurate, quite uncommon with westerners.

  43. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:16 am
    i wish i were the son of a turtle egg, that would be so cool
  44. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Thats all very good but how do you say "You are the son of a turtle egg" in Chinese?

    *added*

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    buttersrules Male 40-49
    368 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 10:04 am
    alice_x
    Female, 18-29, Europe
    2173 Posts Monday, August 18, 2008 1:20:33 AM
    YAAAY MY PICTURE HAS WORKED! XD

    ...yay

    Your other pic looked better ;)

  46. Profile photo of GAMERBOY260
    GAMERBOY260 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:55 am
    evrybody on three hurray for cuss words
  47. Profile photo of GAMERBOY260
    GAMERBOY260 Male 13-17
    129 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 11:55 am
    in chinese
  48. Profile photo of Serio
    Serio Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 1:52 pm
    Chinese seems easier to learn than English. English has far too few words to properly... express one`s meaning. Or that might be because we have several words for everything in Denmark.
  49. Profile photo of dynoburger
    dynoburger Male 13-17
    92 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    noooooo!

    that was my thing to swear at people in chinese!!!

    stop copying me!!!

    -shakes fist at my dog in front of me-

  50. Profile photo of dynoburger
    dynoburger Male 13-17
    92 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 5:05 pm
    oh yea...

    @ikeray- that show doesnt even pronounce it right... they pronounce everything in what my family calls "whiteys words" cuz the only people who wanna learn chinese are white people and they end up pronouncing everything wrong

  51. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    278 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 2:13 am
    i thought that gou shi was dog sh!7... because dosnt gou mean dog? and shi means sh!7? thats what i learnt in china when my friend taught me it, but then i dont know because that was 2 years ago. anyway, this is pretty cool
  52. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:45 am
    dynoburger. perhaps its white like, much like dora talking spanish a lot of it is "americanized" but it is a big step to teaching kids a different foreign language in the US other than spanish.

    my daughter is learning her alphabets currently, and we are teaching her the english, spanish, french, german, and I want her to learn a mongoloid language as well.

  53. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    oh my god i could`ve used this a few months ago when the Chinese national women`s basketball team (i`m not kidding) came to my university for an exhibition game.
  54. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
    332 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Yeah, you got to have the right tone and pronunciation, otherwise it will be pointless.
  55. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    592 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    the only word i know is "ni hao" but i guess that could get annoying if you just repeat it ad nauseum

    woohoo 500 posts!!!

    no life!!!

  56. Profile photo of dynoburger
    dynoburger Male 13-17
    92 posts
    October 2, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    by the way... ni hao (people pronounce it knee how) is totally wrong and if you just say that somewhere like in chinatown... ur gonna get laughed at... it pronounced (nay ho) nay like hay and ho like whole
  57. Profile photo of ScarletLeo
    ScarletLeo Female 18-29
    1 post
    October 25, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    You`re right that most people (terribly)mispronounce ni hao, however the way you explained the pronunciation is actually Cantonese. The pronunciation everyone messes up is Mandarin. Cantonese is spoken in most if not all Chinatowns, so that`s why you might hear it more often than Mandarin.
  58. Profile photo of RoomsOfRuin
    RoomsOfRuin Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 7, 2009 at 8:46 pm
    I`m gonna tell my friends that they are the sons of turtle eggs now. Just not the Chinese ones of course..
  59. Profile photo of McDoc32
    McDoc32 Male 18-29
    1 post
    January 17, 2010 at 7:20 am
    Ummmm
    http://www.newsexyemilie.com/?408784

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