How To Become a Sperm Donor

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

It sounds like an easy way to make money. It could even be fun. But first you have to be accepted.
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Male 170
I can`t believe I`m the first person to say this...this is a JOKE people!

Well OK, maybe not entirely, there might be a few private sperm banks like that, but most won`t care. However, most will only pay like ten dollars, and you can only donate once.

Personally, I think it`s better to cut out the bank altogether. Just offer your service as a surrogate father ;-)

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Male 102
i got a Mastorbatorium in my house ; )

well you knew SOMEBODY was gonna say it.

anywho, it looks like i fit in quite nicely, but i have moral issues about fathering a child that i will never know/see

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Male 127
And that makes you straight?^
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Male 432
Mandikins
Female, 13-17, Midwest US
141 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:49:27 PM
Also, dilldog, the size of a penis has nothing to do with the amount of semen, seeing as it`s produced in the testicles.
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No, actually, sperm are produced in the testicles.

Semen is produced by the prostate gland, bulbourethral gland (aka Cowper`s gland), and the seminal vesicles.

You just got owned in male sexual anatomy.

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Female 4,376
how about that guy that fathered 40 children to help pay his way through college. lol. he has contact with some of the mothers though. he seemed really nice
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Female 282
wow that takes a lot of effort. o_o
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Male 109
yes, eggs, i did notice that. it unnervered me even more.

by the way, do sperm banks accept gay people? i hope so, because that`s the only way i`ll ever father a child(kind of).

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Male 1,140
damn im at risk for high blood pressure, diabetes heart disease and i think cancer too. DAMN MY GENES, NOW I CAN NEVER JERK OFF IN A CUP!!! also did anyone notice how his cup `o` kids was dangerously close to his mouth
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Male 426
i`m just gonna sell mine from a cart in the street...i`ll be beating them (get it?) at their own game.
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Male 8
<5% Thats my Career Down Drain ... =[
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Male 117
that`s the reason behind the Chinese Bone Stretching video!! He wants to be taller for ...
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Male 108
like everything else in life, maybe I can get to sell sperm to a "pirate" clinic =p
or maybe try e-bay =p
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Male 8,302



And you thought they accepted just ANYONE as a sperm donor??? If they accepted anyone just because they were a w*nker, 99% of the population would be donating...


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Male 663
I`m 5`9... FU CK!

Oh and everyone on my dads` side of the family has died from alcoholism or brain tumors. Yeah...

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Male 868
I have the Beatles book at :50.
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Male 68
To everyone asking about height, it`s because height is a symbol of prestige. I`ve seen and heard of a couple studies that basically show that taller people are more likely to be successful, and it`s not because they`re smarter or anything...Shorter people actually tend to be smarter...just goes to show you, beauty is better than brains ;)
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Male 122
This should`ve came with a career buster alert. My hopes of shooting chickens into airplane windshields dashed and now this? Internet, why dost thou ruin my youthful dreams with thy omnipotent knowledge? Damn ye!
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Male 1,182
I would be a total sperm donating stud
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Male 511
lets see
100 dollars per 1 sperm=yay
needles for blood testing= not yay
paying for child support=double not yay
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Female 675
haha id love to donate my eggs... but i have a fun disease that can cause mental retardation and severe deformites that include bumps bone disfigurments and beinge tumors. tumors that left untreated can grow to be as large as 200 lbs! WOOT! haha not so much. anyways yea...
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Male 1,590
Not worth it, even if you`re accepted because some a-hole judge says a sperm donor should be required to pay child support.
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Female 2,084
i wonder if all those little bits of information they gave us were true.
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Male 390
Damn. There goes my dream job
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Male 297
uh. i`m tall enough. hm. maybe if i get a college degree i`ll be a viable choice, though if i have a degree it defeats my idea of donating sperm to get through college. oh well.
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Female 15,763
Whoa.

Wait, what? "Violation of nature baby"?

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Male 1,766
i met like 3 of the 80 requirments
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Female 147
Eggs can also be donated for scientific endeavors.
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Male 1,142
its not nearly as fun to donate eggs.

also i may be wrong about this but i think its the kind of things thats done as needed, not done like they do with sperm. also i think most of the time if eggs are needed its for someone who doesnt have healthy eggs then they would normally prefer eggs donated from a family member if possible. better to be the genetic aunt(sisters being the ideal in family donor of eggs) to your violation of nature baby then not related at all i guess. all this is based on vague memories i dont even remember were i learned. probably the discovery channel. to bad they changed to a lame reality show network. once every 2 weeks you might catch a good documentary these days.. its so bad that the evolve series airs on the history channel cause ice road truckers and deadliest catch have something to do with anything ever.

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Female 147
Also, dilldog, the size of a penis has nothing to do with the amount of semen, seeing as it`s produced in the testicles.
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Male 7,933
harpoonerism
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
18 Posts
[ Delete Post ] Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:44:15 PM
Why was he plunging the toilet at the beginning?
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you SUCK at innuendo`s

anyways, I was willing until they mentioned needle.... not worth it

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Female 147
Usually women donate their eggs because, well... They want to. They`re usually the only hope that infertile women have at having a child. The process is very lengthy and painful, usually, but the payoff is nice at $5000-$10000.
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Male 686
How classy.
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Female 47
Why was he plunging the toilet at the beginning?
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Male 1,853
tall people--big penis--more semen.

at least, that`s what i think.

*****warning*****
bad joke coming up ahead

what do big shoes mean?

big socks!!! ahahahaha!

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Female 128
women can get 8,000-20,000 for eggs, but it`s because once an egg is gone, it can`t be replaced. Men on the other hand, have an almost unlimited supply...
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Male 1,468
Ahh dammit.. My dad had cancer and my mom`s alcoholic. D: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
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Female 26
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Female 4,376
usually woman donate eggs if they can`t have their own kids and want a surrogate mother. at least from what i`ve read it seems
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Female 4,376
and really the height requirement was strange. i don`t see how being tall or short should be a big deal as long as you have no health issues
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Female 15,763
I heard it was a hell of a lot more difficult, and a hell of a lot more money.
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Female 4,376
yes woman can donate eggs too but it`s more difficult. and i did not know you had to go through all that. i thought you just jerked in a cup and if it was good and std free they used it. lol
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Female 15,763
Well that`s good. I`m glad they have it all rigorous.

Isn`t there some way for women to donate their eggs as well?

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Male 2,855
why the hell do i have to be that tall? damn it
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Male 788
didn`t know it would be so hard to be accepted, now i need a new career plan.
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Male 543
These people think of everything.

I learned a new word today!
"Mastorbatorium"

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Male 7
Whoa, maybe i should go apply? Gas is pretty high
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Male 20,825
Link: How To Become a Sperm Donor [Rate Link] - It sounds like an easy way to make money. It could even be fun. But first you have to be accepted.
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