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47 Responses to How To Become a Sperm Donor

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:41 am
    Link: How To Become a Sperm Donor - It sounds like an easy way to make money. It could even be fun. But first you have to be accepted.
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    dkrandom Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    Whoa, maybe i should go apply? Gas is pretty high
  3. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    544 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    These people think of everything.

    I learned a new word today!
    "Mastorbatorium"

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    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    didn`t know it would be so hard to be accepted, now i need a new career plan.
  5. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    why the hell do i have to be that tall? damn it
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:26 pm
    Well that`s good. I`m glad they have it all rigorous.

    Isn`t there some way for women to donate their eggs as well?

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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:30 pm
    yes woman can donate eggs too but it`s more difficult. and i did not know you had to go through all that. i thought you just jerked in a cup and if it was good and std free they used it. lol
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    I heard it was a hell of a lot more difficult, and a hell of a lot more money.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    and really the height requirement was strange. i don`t see how being tall or short should be a big deal as long as you have no health issues
  10. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    usually woman donate eggs if they can`t have their own kids and want a surrogate mother. at least from what i`ve read it seems
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    di_baby Female 13-17
    26 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    ....
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    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Ahh dammit.. My dad had cancer and my mom`s alcoholic. D: Well, what are you gonna do about it?
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    doomncandy Female 18-29
    128 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    women can get 8,000-20,000 for eggs, but it`s because once an egg is gone, it can`t be replaced. Men on the other hand, have an almost unlimited supply...
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    tall people--big penis--more semen.

    at least, that`s what i think.

    *****warning*****
    bad joke coming up ahead

    what do big shoes mean?

    big socks!!! ahahahaha!

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    harpoonerism Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Why was he plunging the toilet at the beginning?
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    PeproniPizza Male 13-17
    687 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    How classy.
  17. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    Usually women donate their eggs because, well... They want to. They`re usually the only hope that infertile women have at having a child. The process is very lengthy and painful, usually, but the payoff is nice at $5000-$10000.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    harpoonerism
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    18 Posts
    Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:44:15 PM
    Why was he plunging the toilet at the beginning?
    ==================================
    you SUCK at innuendo`s

    anyways, I was willing until they mentioned needle.... not worth it

  19. Profile photo of Mandikins
    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    Also, dilldog, the size of a penis has nothing to do with the amount of semen, seeing as it`s produced in the testicles.
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    jebler Male 18-29
    1142 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    its not nearly as fun to donate eggs.

    also i may be wrong about this but i think its the kind of things thats done as needed, not done like they do with sperm. also i think most of the time if eggs are needed its for someone who doesnt have healthy eggs then they would normally prefer eggs donated from a family member if possible. better to be the genetic aunt(sisters being the ideal in family donor of eggs) to your violation of nature baby then not related at all i guess. all this is based on vague memories i dont even remember were i learned. probably the discovery channel. to bad they changed to a lame reality show network. once every 2 weeks you might catch a good documentary these days.. its so bad that the evolve series airs on the history channel cause ice road truckers and deadliest catch have something to do with anything ever.

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    Mandikins Female 13-17
    147 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    Eggs can also be donated for scientific endeavors.
  22. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    i met like 3 of the 80 requirments
  23. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Whoa.

    Wait, what? "Violation of nature baby"?

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    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    uh. i`m tall enough. hm. maybe if i get a college degree i`ll be a viable choice, though if i have a degree it defeats my idea of donating sperm to get through college. oh well.
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    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    Damn. There goes my dream job
  26. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    i wonder if all those little bits of information they gave us were true.
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Not worth it, even if you`re accepted because some a-hole judge says a sperm donor should be required to pay child support.
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    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    haha id love to donate my eggs... but i have a fun disease that can cause mental retardation and severe deformites that include bumps bone disfigurments and beinge tumors. tumors that left untreated can grow to be as large as 200 lbs! WOOT! haha not so much. anyways yea...
  29. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    lets see
    100 dollars per 1 sperm=yay
    needles for blood testing= not yay
    paying for child support=double not yay
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    basketkase Male 18-29
    1183 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    I would be a total sperm donating stud
  31. Profile photo of Imjesus
    Imjesus Male 13-17
    122 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    This should`ve came with a career buster alert. My hopes of shooting chickens into airplane windshields dashed and now this? Internet, why dost thou ruin my youthful dreams with thy omnipotent knowledge? Damn ye!
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    SFunk Male 18-29
    68 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    To everyone asking about height, it`s because height is a symbol of prestige. I`ve seen and heard of a couple studies that basically show that taller people are more likely to be successful, and it`s not because they`re smarter or anything...Shorter people actually tend to be smarter...just goes to show you, beauty is better than brains ;)
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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    I have the Beatles book at :50.
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    wake_n_bake Male 18-29
    663 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    I`m 5`9... FU CK!

    Oh and everyone on my dads` side of the family has died from alcoholism or brain tumors. Yeah...

  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 11:45 pm



    And you thought they accepted just ANYONE as a sperm donor??? If they accepted anyone just because they were a w*nker, 99% of the population would be donating...


  36. Profile photo of Shiruba
    Shiruba Male 18-29
    108 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:23 am
    like everything else in life, maybe I can get to sell sperm to a "pirate" clinic =p
    or maybe try e-bay =p
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    2otto2 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:22 am
    that`s the reason behind the Chinese Bone Stretching video!! He wants to be taller for ...
  38. Profile photo of BassBoy141
    BassBoy141 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 4:32 am
    <5% Thats my Career Down Drain ... =[
  39. Profile photo of huck08
    huck08 Male 18-29
    426 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 6:46 am
    i`m just gonna sell mine from a cart in the street...i`ll be beating them (get it?) at their own game.
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    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:06 am
    damn im at risk for high blood pressure, diabetes heart disease and i think cancer too. DAMN MY GENES, NOW I CAN NEVER JERK OFF IN A CUP!!! also did anyone notice how his cup `o` kids was dangerously close to his mouth
  41. Profile photo of sumomonkey21
    sumomonkey21 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:59 pm
    yes, eggs, i did notice that. it unnervered me even more.

    by the way, do sperm banks accept gay people? i hope so, because that`s the only way i`ll ever father a child(kind of).

  42. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    wow that takes a lot of effort. o_o
  43. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    how about that guy that fathered 40 children to help pay his way through college. lol. he has contact with some of the mothers though. he seemed really nice
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    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    Mandikins
    Female, 13-17, Midwest US
    141 Posts Wednesday, August 13, 2008 6:49:27 PM
    Also, dilldog, the size of a penis has nothing to do with the amount of semen, seeing as it`s produced in the testicles.
    ---------------------
    No, actually, sperm are produced in the testicles.

    Semen is produced by the prostate gland, bulbourethral gland (aka Cowper`s gland), and the seminal vesicles.

    You just got owned in male sexual anatomy.

  45. Profile photo of ze_pilot
    ze_pilot Male 13-17
    127 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 8:06 am
    And that makes you straight?^
  46. Profile photo of PikoParty
    PikoParty Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 7:22 am
    i got a Mastorbatorium in my house ; )

    well you knew SOMEBODY was gonna say it.

    anywho, it looks like i fit in quite nicely, but i have moral issues about fathering a child that i will never know/see

  47. Profile photo of cantab
    cantab Male 18-29
    170 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 3:23 pm
    I can`t believe I`m the first person to say this...this is a JOKE people!

    Well OK, maybe not entirely, there might be a few private sperm banks like that, but most won`t care. However, most will only pay like ten dollars, and you can only donate once.

    Personally, I think it`s better to cut out the bank altogether. Just offer your service as a surrogate father ;-)

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