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Date: 08/29/08 06:27 AM

60 Responses to History Of The `F` Word

  1. Profile photo of Logan033
    Logan033 Male 13-17
    94 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:27 am
    Link: History Of The `F` Word - Ever wonder when to use the F word and where it even cam from? NSFW Language
  2. Profile photo of Crz4mets2
    Crz4mets2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:31 am
    **Snore****Snore**

    They kept F**King me off

  3. Profile photo of Sani09
    Sani09 Male 13-17
    34 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:31 am
    Go outside and flux yourself. Best one!!
  4. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:32 am
    wow. this is older than-

    actually nvm. just old.

  5. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:33 am
    That is one cool narrator voice.
  6. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:36 am
    yeah, seen...
  7. Profile photo of -Borto-
    -Borto- Male 18-29
    73 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:36 am
    Haha, always will be a classic.
  8. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:37 am
    Haha this is older than the internet! Haven`t heard it in a while. Still funny :D
  9. Profile photo of Spiralz2k8
    Spiralz2k8 Male 13-17
    284 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:38 am
    Seen It
  10. Profile photo of aadia
    aadia Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:42 am
    LOL. Amazing. Now someone needs to post George Carlin`s 7 dirty words. Pure gold.
  11. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:43 am
    Awwwww. It`s not as funny without the animation =
  12. Profile photo of xxkangrixx
    xxkangrixx Male 18-29
    306 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:45 am
    My favorite line: "Dismissal: `Why don`t you go outside and play hide and go drat yourself?`"
  13. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:46 am
    Yea, havent` seen this in a while. It was always funny, though
  14. Profile photo of Burnt_Toast
    Burnt_Toast Male 13-17
    145 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:51 am
    seen it before but still makes me laugh
  15. Profile photo of Richie_Mc
    Richie_Mc Male 30-39
    41 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:59 am
    Is it not strange how we are not allowed to type the word which is used exstensivley throughout this clip???

    Forever
    Understanding
    Constant
    Knowledge

  16. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:24 am
    LOL i wish it still had its animation
    "Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fcuk yourself?"
    LOL BEST LINE EVER
  17. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:31 am
    WOW, this is so F**King OLD.

    I think Dude is a more versitile word, and anyone can say and type that wherever they want.

  18. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2556 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:50 am
    f---king older then the fu--ing internet.
  19. Profile photo of jdjd5883
    jdjd5883 Male 18-29
    883 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:51 am
    i`ve seen this before. the other one had animation. it makes it all the more funnier
  20. Profile photo of lidleaznqt
    lidleaznqt Female 18-29
    32 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 8:02 am
    f--ing repost
    this one is w.o animation -.-
  21. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 8:08 am
    Old as f*ck. Still good tho. I love the one with the stick animation that goes along with the narration.
  22. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 8:53 am
    i dont understand why we have posts about that word, but we cant say it in the replies
  23. Profile photo of MrSchreiber
    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    167 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 9:00 am
    ABSO****INLUTELY
  24. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 9:09 am
    Isn`t this at least ten years old?
  25. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 9:10 am
    Just how many times will this be reposted? It`s at least 4 years old!!!!
  26. Profile photo of silv134
    silv134 Male 30-39
    120 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 9:19 am
    Sounds like a old george carlin bit
  27. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 9:26 am
    wow... whats up with the new comments thing?

    And I have seen this several times... not on here though.

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    Palfas Male 30-39
    411 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 10:07 am
    this is older then the submitter.
  29. Profile photo of DannyDanko
    DannyDanko Male 13-17
    254 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 10:26 am
    i watched this back in 5th grade.

    FIVE drat|NG YEARS AGO

  30. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 10:30 am
    Ok:
    1. This says most english words are derived from German... don`t think that`s actually true believe it`s more latin than German

    2. VERY VERY old BUT there`s a MUCH better video with some animation diagrams that is like 100x better than this! Here`s a link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCcCzj_yR...

  31. Profile photo of i-am-horny
    i-am-horny Male 13-17
    1053 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 11:22 am
    this is SUPER OLD
    this gets reposted at least 5 or six times per year
    it was originally made with the animation, wheres that??
    >.<

    new comments rule btw

  32. Profile photo of malikymoo
    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    hahaha this made me laugh
  33. Profile photo of SilentFray
    SilentFray Female 18-29
    678 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    its definately more than five years old. i remember this from jr. high. so 10 maybe. still makes me chuckle a bit
  34. Profile photo of RecycleElf
    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    why the hell didnt this come with the flash animation? its just an audio file without the flash :(
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Ruswut, English is classified as a German language.

    And am I supposed to not see anything?

  36. Profile photo of sugarhyped
    sugarhyped Female 18-29
    329 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    yeah f**k is the only infix in the english language... that im aware of.
  37. Profile photo of DaPalooka
    DaPalooka Female 13-17
    360 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Yeah, there is supposed to be a flash that goes along with this. Try FunnyJunk.com, it could be there.
    BTW, I remember seeing this when I was 10. I`m 16.
  38. Profile photo of theRam
    theRam Male 13-17
    166 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    It`s so odd that English is classified as Germanic...it`s 60% French.
  39. Profile photo of hagai888
    hagai888 Male 70 & Over
    10 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    this is so old, i`v seen it three years ago.
  40. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    If I recall correctly, this first appeared on a comedy LP.

    Yes, an LP. It`s that old.

    Hence the lack of video, although someone later made that excellent simple Flash animation for it.

  41. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 4:47 pm
    About the language thing...

    Old English was a Germanic language. Hardly surprising, as the Angles were a Germanic people.

    Modern English is very different, but it is based on Old English. Not on German, although the two are very similar (a modern German speaker can understand Old English far better than a modern English speaker). Norman French is another very large influence on modern English, as a result of the conquest in 1066. Latin is another, both directly and via the Norman French.

    Modern English also contains some elements of Old Norse (a lot of fighting and a brief conquest in the late 10th century), old Welsh and Cornish (related languages spoken very widely here before the Roman conquest and remaining for centuries afterwards) and a seasoning of numerous languages as a result of the British Empire.

    But most of the vulgar language comes straight from Old English, i.e. is Germanic.

  42. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 4:52 pm
    About the Old English thing...it really is very different to modern English. As a famous example, here are the opening lines to Beowulf:

    HWÆT, WE GAR-DEna in geardagum,
    þeodcyninga þrym gefrunon,
    hu ða æþelingas ellen fremedon!

    Seriously, that is English.

    Here is someone speaking those lines:

    http://faculty.virginia.edu/OldEnglish/B...

    This stuff is so cool.

  43. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Unsurprisingly, the Old English characters don`t display properly here. So here`s a link to the text, properly displayed:

    http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/basis/beo...

  44. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:22 pm
    that was nice
  45. Profile photo of em33547
    em33547 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    this isnt even the real one. and its sooooo old. i cant even find the original. look it up on youtube. the video is very funny, specially the look on the little girls face when her dad says why dont you go outside and play hide and go drat yourself!

  46. Profile photo of bigdog2112
    bigdog2112 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    THIS IS OLDER THAN DRAT
  47. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    387 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    It`s from albinoblacksheep.com, and it should have a nice animation to it. It`s not a youtube video.
  48. Profile photo of hissthis
    hissthis Male 30-39
    18 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    If you all liked this then you are going to love this link

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M9CJUPGI...

  49. Profile photo of d_katman
    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 29, 2008 at 11:32 pm
    why isn`t eminem in this history of the word? he`s like... eminem is to abuse of the english language as ward weaver is to wife abuse... a sad thing it is
  50. Profile photo of shdwmaster
    shdwmaster Male 13-17
    42 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 12:38 am
    real history...doubt anyone cares, but al least its intersting:
    There was a king in england who was a pervert among perverts, so much so that he demanded that no one was allowed to have sex unless they had his permission. probably so he can watch among other things. anyway to prove that they had permission they needed a sign posted out front that read:
    Fornication
    Under the
    Consensus of the
    King
  51. Profile photo of buttersrules
    buttersrules Male 40-49
    373 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 7:42 am
    The signage thing is a myth. The origins are, as stated in this very, very old video, correct. It is from old low german, via old english, middle english, to english. Fekk (or fech, or one of several other spellings, there is no real concensus on the correct written form)is a Dorric dervitive of the same word, with the etymology of this form being traced to the Old English.
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    buttersrules Male 40-49
    373 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 7:49 am
    oh, and this is actually so old, the authors may well have been around to witness the origins of the word itself :)
  53. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    im almost positive i seen this like a month ago on this site.
  54. Profile photo of estemshorn
    estemshorn Male 13-17
    29 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    i use it everyday!
  55. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3298 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 3:01 pm
    IAB is drated .... Oh I guess dey haven`t taken off da sensors for it
  56. Profile photo of knup48
    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    I LOVE THINGS FROM 2002!
  57. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 3:05 am
    F

    U

    C

    K
    YAY

  58. Profile photo of AJester
    AJester Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:52 am
    This is a friggin ebaums REPOST, get new material, i friggin saw this in 5th grade!
  59. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:58 am
    soooooo old i heard this even before they connected the series of tubes and called it the internets.
  60. Profile photo of Slade8
    Slade8 Male 18-29
    951 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 4:08 pm
    "Why don`t you go outside and play hide and go f*ck yourself?"
    That`s the best line since "This is Sparta".

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