Heineken Suicide Commercial

Submitted by: darockie 9 years ago in Funny

Ahh, how many times have I been in this situation?
There are 55 comments:
Female 62
amen to that (btw: to the people who could tell, is that connemara accent or donegal?)
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Male 196
This is my new favourite ad! Ah F**k it. Could easily happen
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Male 216
i lol`d
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Male 79
well...
beer...
or death...
really tough choice...
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Male 87
So..suicidal depression is best treated with alcohol? You can see why they might have banned this.
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Male 357
ah f u c k it
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Male 1,049
If the only beer I had in the house was heineken, I WOULD hang myself.
Chimay....now theres a beer worth living for.
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Female 5
dragonshadoz you are right. Alcohol is a depressant.
Stages of inebriation:
Jocose...Morose...Bellicose...lachrymose...comatose.
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Female 4,028
Hm. It`s just that drinking always seems to just make the person feel worse. I just thought that was sort of a contradiction, in a way, for this commercial.
And I am looking into this far too much...
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Male 436
depressant in a different sense of the word, dragon. Depressant here means slows your heart beat and body functions, not emotions.
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Female 4,028
What confuses me is:
He`s killing himself, ergo he must be depressed. Beer saves him. Isn`t beer a depressant?
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Female 1,070
i liked that xD
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Male 326
Lennon ftw!! Imagine`s an interesting song to put to the ad though... If you think of some of the lyrics later on.
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Male 367
Beer saves lives!
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Female 192
that`s terrible.
but funny too.
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Male 2,855
"Heineken, drink your problems away"
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Male 11,739
Maybe.....if that had been Guinness, I`d buy it. But Heineken would just make me want to do it more.
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Male 1,086
Hooray he didn’t commit suicide. BUT STILL what a crappy way to sell your product. Buy THIS if you`ve thought of suicide. It will like...totally get rid of your somberness (including possibly get you drunk enough to forget about your problems, er, for the moment, oh nvm, I wasn’t supposed to say that). Sorry for those on here that enjoyed it. Just expressing my opinion and what not…
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Male 2,619
i think he was belgian
a country so beige and boring suicide is the nations favourite pasttime
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Male 28
i wish adverts like this made the tv
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Male 633
I guess dutch beer saver your life.
Wonder what would happen with a Budweiser?
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Male 2,395
Ahh, FOK IT.

Same thing I`d do if i was standing on a box of Chocolate Cream Pie. >_>

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Male 776
ughhh i cant beleive it! my youtube doesnt work! dammit
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Female 15,763
...I don`t think Joolin got it.
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Female 99
Ahhh, I love John Lennon.
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Male 1,788
You know, actually it is reverse order for me, usually its the beer, followed by the noose, sometimes other way around.
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Male 511
im sorry kikij =[
do you need a hug??
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Male 81
I was just thinking about this song today
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Male 180
ahh fck it lolol
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Male 1,002
Beer then noose? Why would you kill yourself on purpose if you were drunk? If beer makes you suicidal, you need some serious help. I recommend paying a visit to the good doctor Mary Jane, MD. Also try something that`s not Natural Ice. I could see how that would make someone suicidal after a while.
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Female 311
florida - carry on with that stuff and you will end up drated (I guarantee you)
i didn`t like this mainly because my cousin hung himself last year and it just was too close to home. but i did also like the way he said eff it at the end.
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Male 98
Haha, this vid made me laugh.. it was his "f it" at the end :P
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Male 432
Isn`t it usually in reverse order? Beer, then neck in noose?

Maybe I`ve just had it wrong all this time.

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Female 1,186
nice song to set it to
definitely set the mood
but GEEZUS, beer commercials can involve just about anything nowadays
even things that have nothing to do with drinkin` beer and gettin` drunk
*shrugs*
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Male 105
lol, that`s pretty good.
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Male 416
Weed does this for me. :D
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Male 109
What makes it really funny is that theres a fair number of people who are non-suicidal only because of copious amounts of alcohol
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Female 5,139
Until you go overboard and become boderline alcoholic... lol
but yeah, beer makes problems go away :-D
like chocolate with periods.. :-D
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Male 2,592
And beer saves the day, again. See, it makes everything better.
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Male 2,788
*eenie meenie minie- ahh f--k it. -Gulp-*
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Male 2,788
Imagine there`s no Heaven
It`s easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today


makes me fuzzy inside.

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Female 5,139
thanks deathxtra, i love this song, and im getting tipsy too :-D ill be singing it now haha
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Male 2,788
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Female 5,139
lmao fudge it..

the filters on iab are so funny XD

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Male 1,244
Oh, dang. 15? Nevermind.
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Male 2,788
mm fudge.
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Male 1,244
^ Who`s gorgeous?
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Male 904
kinda lame. and a tad too controversial(as in SOMEONE is gonna write heinekin about this lol)
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Female 5,139
yeah hes accent was fit :-)
ahh fudge it
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Female 649
jus thte way he said "eff it" was so awesome and foreign :O and he was goregous too lol
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Female 5,139
"Ahh, how many times have I been in this situation"

...fancy, did you write that lol..

dont scare us!

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Female 649
ahah nice, i liked the music too. and his accent was gorgeous :O im glad he didn`t commit suicide :D
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Male 2,788
and i liked the music
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Male 2,788
heineken is the life giver.
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Male 14
Link: Heineken Suicide Commercial [Rate Link] - Ahh, how many times have I been in this situation?
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