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Date: 08/16/08 11:59 AM

56 Responses to Heineken Suicide Commercial

  1. Profile photo of darockie
    darockie Male 18-29
    14 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 11:36 am
    Link: Heineken Suicide Commercial - Ahh, how many times have I been in this situation?
  2. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2008 at 11:49 am
    heineken is the life giver.
  3. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2008 at 11:51 am
    and i liked the music
  4. Profile photo of risingflamez
    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    ahah nice, i liked the music too. and his accent was gorgeous :O im glad he didn`t commit suicide :D
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:04 pm
    "Ahh, how many times have I been in this situation"

    ...fancy, did you write that lol..

    dont scare us!

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    risingflamez Female 13-17
    649 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    jus thte way he said "eff it" was so awesome and foreign :O and he was goregous too lol
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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    yeah hes accent was fit :-)
    ahh fudge it
  8. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    kinda lame. and a tad too controversial(as in SOMEONE is gonna write heinekin about this lol)
  9. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    ^ Who`s gorgeous?
  10. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    mm fudge.
  11. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:06 pm
    Oh, dang. 15? Nevermind.
  12. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    lmao fudge it..

    the filters on iab are so funny XD

  13. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    the song
  14. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    thanks deathxtra, i love this song, and im getting tipsy too :-D ill be singing it now haha
  15. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Imagine there`s no Heaven
    It`s easy if you try
    No hell below us
    Above us only sky
    Imagine all the people
    Living for today


    makes me fuzzy inside.

  16. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:19 pm
    *eenie meenie minie- ahh f--k it. -Gulp-*
  17. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:21 pm
    And beer saves the day, again. See, it makes everything better.
  18. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    Until you go overboard and become boderline alcoholic... lol
    but yeah, beer makes problems go away :-D
    like chocolate with periods.. :-D
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    Masticore Male 18-29
    109 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    What makes it really funny is that theres a fair number of people who are non-suicidal only because of copious amounts of alcohol
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    FloridaSnow Male 18-29
    416 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Weed does this for me. :D
  21. Profile photo of saisay
    saisay Male 30-39
    105 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    lol, that`s pretty good.
  22. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    August 16, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    nice song to set it to
    definitely set the mood
    but GEEZUS, beer commercials can involve just about anything nowadays
    even things that have nothing to do with drinkin` beer and gettin` drunk
    *shrugs*
  23. Profile photo of Abacab2112
    Abacab2112 Male 18-29
    433 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Isn`t it usually in reverse order? Beer, then neck in noose?

    Maybe I`ve just had it wrong all this time.

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    DDylan Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    Haha, this vid made me laugh.. it was his "f it" at the end :P
  25. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    florida - carry on with that stuff and you will end up drated (I guarantee you)
    i didn`t like this mainly because my cousin hung himself last year and it just was too close to home. but i did also like the way he said eff it at the end.
  26. Profile photo of Joolin
    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Beer then noose? Why would you kill yourself on purpose if you were drunk? If beer makes you suicidal, you need some serious help. I recommend paying a visit to the good doctor Mary Jane, MD. Also try something that`s not Natural Ice. I could see how that would make someone suicidal after a while.
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    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    ahh fck it lolol
  28. Profile photo of pendleton333
    pendleton333 Male 18-29
    81 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    I was just thinking about this song today
  29. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
    511 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:32 pm
    im sorry kikij =[
    do you need a hug??
  30. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
    1789 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:38 pm
    You know, actually it is reverse order for me, usually its the beer, followed by the noose, sometimes other way around.
  31. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:45 pm
    Ahhh, I love John Lennon.
  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:46 pm
    ...I don`t think Joolin got it.
  33. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    778 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    ughhh i cant beleive it! my youtube doesnt work! dammit
  34. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    Ahh, FOK IT.

    Same thing I`d do if i was standing on a box of Chocolate Cream Pie. >_>

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    MisterG Male 30-39
    633 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 3:18 pm
    I guess dutch beer saver your life.
    Wonder what would happen with a Budweiser?
  36. Profile photo of ja1ck
    ja1ck Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    i wish adverts like this made the tv
  37. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 4:05 pm
    i think he was belgian
    a country so beige and boring suicide is the nations favourite pasttime
  38. Profile photo of quaintness
    quaintness Male 13-17
    1086 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Hooray he didn’t commit suicide. BUT STILL what a crappy way to sell your product. Buy THIS if you`ve thought of suicide. It will like...totally get rid of your somberness (including possibly get you drunk enough to forget about your problems, er, for the moment, oh nvm, I wasn’t supposed to say that). Sorry for those on here that enjoyed it. Just expressing my opinion and what not…
  39. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Maybe.....if that had been Guinness, I`d buy it. But Heineken would just make me want to do it more.
  40. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    "Heineken, drink your problems away"
  41. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 6:06 pm
    Heineken saves lifes.
  42. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 6:20 pm
    that`s terrible.
    but funny too.
  43. Profile photo of tuxman4
    tuxman4 Male 13-17
    368 posts
    August 16, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    Beer saves lives!
  44. Profile photo of Shaboobalah
    Shaboobalah Male 18-29
    326 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 1:55 am
    Lennon ftw!! Imagine`s an interesting song to put to the ad though... If you think of some of the lyrics later on.
  45. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:15 am
    i liked that xD
  46. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:28 am
    What confuses me is:
    He`s killing himself, ergo he must be depressed. Beer saves him. Isn`t beer a depressant?
  47. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:53 am
    depressant in a different sense of the word, dragon. Depressant here means slows your heart beat and body functions, not emotions.
  48. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:56 am
    Hm. It`s just that drinking always seems to just make the person feel worse. I just thought that was sort of a contradiction, in a way, for this commercial.
    And I am looking into this far too much...
  49. Profile photo of lamb909
    lamb909 Female 18-29
    5 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 5:35 am
    dragonshadoz you are right. Alcohol is a depressant.
    Stages of inebriation:
    Jocose...Morose...Bellicose...lachrymose...comatose.
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    buttersrules Male 40-49
    287 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 7:59 am
    If the only beer I had in the house was heineken, I WOULD hang myself.
    Chimay....now theres a beer worth living for.
  51. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 8:00 am
    ah f u c k it
  52. Profile photo of blipflip
    blipflip Male 13-17
    87 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:05 pm
    So..suicidal depression is best treated with alcohol? You can see why they might have banned this.
  53. Profile photo of andypandy532
    andypandy532 Male 13-17
    79 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 4:15 am
    well...
    beer...
    or death...
    really tough choice...
  54. Profile photo of Lou-Saydus
    Lou-Saydus Male 13-17
    216 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 8:22 am
    i lol`d
  55. Profile photo of liberalirony
    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 9:22 am
    This is my new favourite ad! Ah F**k it. Could easily happen
  56. Profile photo of kapow111
    kapow111 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    November 9, 2008 at 7:12 am
    amen to that (btw: to the people who could tell, is that connemara accent or donegal?)

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