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Date: 08/21/08 10:30 PM

56 Responses to Hardcore Japanese Heavy Metal Singer

  1. Profile photo of fodarexiii
    fodarexiii Male 18-29
    623 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    Link: Hardcore Japanese Heavy Metal Singer - I hear that this Asian chap is opening for Metallica on their next tour.
  2. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    The girl in the background isn`t impressed
  3. Profile photo of Korijenta
    Korijenta Female 18-29
    170 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    He sounds like a caveman and his tattoo is ugly.
  4. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:34 pm
    too much sake
  5. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    i`ve heard better
  6. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    Asians. They perplex me.
  7. Profile photo of Asheren
    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    He does sound like a caveman.

    ‚Æ‚Ä‚à‚¤‚邳‚¢‚ˁH

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    Asheren Male 18-29
    407 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    Ah. Crap, I guess iab doesn`t understand hiragana.

    Oh well what I meant to say was

    Totemo Urusai Ne?
    Very Annoying Right?

  9. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    all your bass drum are belong to us!!!.........
  10. Profile photo of DVLDRVR666
    DVLDRVR666 Male 13-17
    612 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 10:52 pm
    cookie monster in caveman time??? i listen to a lot of metal...so uhhh keep to karaoke and dance dance revolution you crazy asians
  11. Profile photo of headbanger80
    headbanger80 Male 13-17
    438 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:01 pm
    jesus...that is the worst attempt at metal ive evr heard. america, sweeden and norway pump out the best metal
  12. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:14 pm
    did he say "to much rap in my bathroom"?

    Hmmm....yes he was very HARDKORE!

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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    that is freaking terrible
  14. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    Ha, he had a Misfits tattoo in the same spot as Henry Rollins.

    Glenn Danzig, FTW!
    Asian Metal Guy, FTL!

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    sarahxoxo Female 18-29
    493 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    I thought he was saying, "Too much crap in my room."
  16. Profile photo of Wewoo
    Wewoo Female 13-17
    435 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    And I thought he was saying "too much crap on my bottom."
    Dx
  17. Profile photo of ilovewasabi
    ilovewasabi Female 18-29
    88 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 12:27 am
    I kept thinking he sounded like a zombie. "Mrrr. Brains."
  18. Profile photo of teleneve
    teleneve Male 18-29
    23 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 12:28 am
    that performance was about as inspiring as brad pitt in troy.
  19. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:10 am
    That was awkward.
  20. Profile photo of OcelotUK
    OcelotUK Male 18-29
    85 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:10 am
    "jesus...that is the worst attempt at metal ive evr heard. america, sweeden and norway pump out the best metal"

    Finnish metal ftw :D

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    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:14 am
    whatever he was saying....i think has now made my ears bleed...AHHHH!
  22. Profile photo of ANaRCH
    ANaRCH Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:14 am
    HMM....METALICA!FTW
  23. Profile photo of megann_exoh
    megann_exoh Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:36 am
    :/
    i loled at his hair.
    then got bored.
  24. Profile photo of Bulldozer
    Bulldozer Male 18-29
    111 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:50 am
    I rocked out with my c.ock out to that.
  25. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 2:05 am
    >> Totemo Urusai Ne?

    I know that`s a rhetorical question, but yes - it is very noisy.

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    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:43 am
    he isnt even growling, not sure if he tries too, but if he is hes failing miserably and sounds like hes talking with a too dark voice.
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    currybandit Male 18-29
    208 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:05 am
    sounds like wayne rooney
  28. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:19 am
    He sang "I wash my hair, over and over, over and over"

    AWESOME.

  29. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:23 am
    ^I sing terribly, over and over, over and over......^
  30. Profile photo of sublime8ball
    sublime8ball Male 30-39
    182 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:28 am
    sounds like when the lady at the Chinese buffet gets mad at the kitchen staff and flings open the door and lets them have it. Thanks Sherry!
  31. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:40 am
    ROFL WTF WAS THAT
  32. Profile photo of notapervert
    notapervert Male 13-17
    2568 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:41 am
    sounds like he is using his flem or something...
  33. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:21 am
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA naw come on guys hes so goood.. soo hard core
  34. Profile photo of AGit
    AGit Male 30-39
    996 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:55 am
    I was going to point out that hardcore isn`t metal, but i`m reconsidering....
  35. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:56 am
    This guy should team up with Tay Zonday and do a heavy metal version of Chocolate Rain.
  36. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 7:30 am
    "I washa my hair, over, under, over."

    Awesomely LAME!!

  37. Profile photo of horsie
    horsie Male 18-29
    185 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 8:03 am
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fP6jevhg...

    this is him when hes singing in sopran (did i spell that right?)

  38. Profile photo of sleepingsun
    sleepingsun Male 18-29
    163 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:33 am
    Lol, that made me me laugh! He`s no Gallhammer, tha`s for certain
  39. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:41 am
    Chris Barnes should take some lessons from THIS guy right here!


    CHOCOLATE RAIN-UUU!!!
    BREEEEEEE!!!!

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    lewisc007 Male 18-29
    286 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 10:18 am
    Sounds like the cookie monster from seasame street...
  41. Profile photo of trogdor996
    trogdor996 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 11:11 am
    to headbanger american pumps out only poo for metal i thknk the only good metal band from america is Vesperian Sorrow
  42. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 11:59 am
    to much rug in my bathroom? wtf?!
  43. Profile photo of Purplefreak
    Purplefreak Female 18-29
    158 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    I have a feeling this is going to blow up like Chocolate Rain.
    Prepare for your next stupid viral sensation.
  44. Profile photo of HalcyonDays
    HalcyonDays Female 13-17
    12 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 2:19 pm
    I clicked on this hoping this was the movie trailer for Detroit Metal City. And then...
    *Facepalm* As a Japanese person, I feel an odd mixture of 90% amusement and 10% shame. XD
  45. Profile photo of Oks
    Oks Male 18-29
    189 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    OBAA ANDE OBAAA
  46. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    one thing asians are very good at is noise (merzbow, masonna, kk null, incapacitants etc.)
    this was terrible.
  47. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    ugh. i hate this kind of music.

  48. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    p.s. what he speaking english or japanese?
    i couldn`t tell.
  49. Profile photo of ShinigamiA
    ShinigamiA Female 18-29
    16 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    "Ay ya ya ya ya ya ya I`m a realtor"? I like metal but this was a bit...um...bad.
  50. Profile photo of mylastnerve
    mylastnerve Female 18-29
    15 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    hahahaha he sounds like cookie monster
  51. Profile photo of acdcfan123
    acdcfan123 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    To Trogdor996 if it wasn`t for American bands like Venom, Slayer, Death, Athiest, and Cannibal Corpse, metal wouldn`t be what it is today. Without Venom and Slayer there would be no Black Metal, and without Death and Cannibal Corpse there would be no death metal, without these two major genres there wouldn`t be their subgenres like Symphonic Metal, Norwgian Black Metal, Grindcore, and Deathcore. So in all reality bands like Children of Bodom, Nightwish, Emperor, Dark Funeral, Immortal, and countless other bands around the globe wouldn`t be here if it wasn`t for the genres original practitioners in America. So you can think about that next time you try to put American metal bands down. Lamb of God all the way.
  52. Profile photo of h0ax_d3m0n
    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:14 am
    too much what? in his bathroom?
  53. Profile photo of MissGrey
    MissGrey Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:36 am
    roflmfao "I`m washing my hands!!!"
    I think i`m also going to say he sound like a caveman because he does!
  54. Profile photo of cryswhatever
    cryswhatever Female 13-17
    140 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    sounded like was burping haha
  55. Profile photo of theoriginalk
    theoriginalk Female 18-29
    17 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    The first time I saw this I laughed for five minutes haha. "too much braa"

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