Hardcore Japanese Heavy Metal Singer

Submitted by: fodarexiii 8 years ago Funny

I hear that this Asian chap is opening for Metallica on their next tour.
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Male 541
Sounds like Strongbad has a cold.
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Female 17
The first time I saw this I laughed for five minutes haha. "too much braa"
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Female 140
sounded like was burping haha
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Female 60
roflmfao "I`m washing my hands!!!"
I think i`m also going to say he sound like a caveman because he does!
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Male 2,510
too much what? in his bathroom?
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Male 34
To Trogdor996 if it wasn`t for American bands like Venom, Slayer, Death, Athiest, and Cannibal Corpse, metal wouldn`t be what it is today. Without Venom and Slayer there would be no Black Metal, and without Death and Cannibal Corpse there would be no death metal, without these two major genres there wouldn`t be their subgenres like Symphonic Metal, Norwgian Black Metal, Grindcore, and Deathcore. So in all reality bands like Children of Bodom, Nightwish, Emperor, Dark Funeral, Immortal, and countless other bands around the globe wouldn`t be here if it wasn`t for the genres original practitioners in America. So you can think about that next time you try to put American metal bands down. Lamb of God all the way.
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Female 15
hahahaha he sounds like cookie monster
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Female 16
"Ay ya ya ya ya ya ya I`m a realtor"? I like metal but this was a bit...um...bad.
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Female 2,084
p.s. what he speaking english or japanese?
i couldn`t tell.
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Female 2,084
ugh. i hate this kind of music.

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Male 342
one thing asians are very good at is noise (merzbow, masonna, kk null, incapacitants etc.)
this was terrible.
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Male 189
OBAA ANDE OBAAA
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Female 12
I clicked on this hoping this was the movie trailer for Detroit Metal City. And then...
*Facepalm* As a Japanese person, I feel an odd mixture of 90% amusement and 10% shame. XD
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Female 158
I have a feeling this is going to blow up like Chocolate Rain.
Prepare for your next stupid viral sensation.
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Female 192
to much rug in my bathroom? wtf?!
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Male 7
to headbanger american pumps out only poo for metal i thknk the only good metal band from america is Vesperian Sorrow
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Male 286
Sounds like the cookie monster from seasame street...
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Male 909
Chris Barnes should take some lessons from THIS guy right here!


CHOCOLATE RAIN-UUU!!!
BREEEEEEE!!!!

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Male 163
Lol, that made me me laugh! He`s no Gallhammer, tha`s for certain
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Male 185
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fP6jevhg...

this is him when hes singing in sopran (did i spell that right?)

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Male 1,894
"I washa my hair, over, under, over."

Awesomely LAME!!

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Male 11,740
This guy should team up with Tay Zonday and do a heavy metal version of Chocolate Rain.
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Male 995
I was going to point out that hardcore isn`t metal, but i`m reconsidering....
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Female 1,894
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA naw come on guys hes so goood.. soo hard core
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Male 2,567
sounds like he is using his flem or something...
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Male 2,567
ROFL WTF WAS THAT
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Male 182
sounds like when the lady at the Chinese buffet gets mad at the kitchen staff and flings open the door and lets them have it. Thanks Sherry!
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Male 967
^I sing terribly, over and over, over and over......^
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Male 436
He sang "I wash my hair, over and over, over and over"

AWESOME.

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Male 208
sounds like wayne rooney
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Male 185
he isnt even growling, not sure if he tries too, but if he is hes failing miserably and sounds like hes talking with a too dark voice.
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Male 5,194
>> Totemo Urusai Ne?

I know that`s a rhetorical question, but yes - it is very noisy.

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Male 111
I rocked out with my c.ock out to that.
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Female 688
:/
i loled at his hair.
then got bored.
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Male 270
HMM....METALICA!FTW
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Male 270
whatever he was saying....i think has now made my ears bleed...AHHHH!
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Male 85
"jesus...that is the worst attempt at metal ive evr heard. america, sweeden and norway pump out the best metal"

Finnish metal ftw :D

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Female 4,028
That was awkward.
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Male 23
that performance was about as inspiring as brad pitt in troy.
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Female 88
I kept thinking he sounded like a zombie. "Mrrr. Brains."
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Female 434
And I thought he was saying "too much crap on my bottom."
Dx
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Female 493
I thought he was saying, "Too much crap in my room."
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Male 909
Ha, he had a Misfits tattoo in the same spot as Henry Rollins.

Glenn Danzig, FTW!
Asian Metal Guy, FTL!

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Male 649
that is freaking terrible
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Male 270
did he say "to much rap in my bathroom"?

Hmmm....yes he was very HARDKORE!

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Male 438
jesus...that is the worst attempt at metal ive evr heard. america, sweeden and norway pump out the best metal
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Male 612
cookie monster in caveman time??? i listen to a lot of metal...so uhhh keep to karaoke and dance dance revolution you crazy asians
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Male 245
all your bass drum are belong to us!!!.........
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Male 407
Ah. Crap, I guess iab doesn`t understand hiragana.

Oh well what I meant to say was

Totemo Urusai Ne?
Very Annoying Right?

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Male 407
He does sound like a caveman.

‚Æ‚Ä‚à‚¤‚邳‚¢‚ˁH

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Male 3,301
Asians. They perplex me.
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Female 4,376
i`ve heard better
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Male 650
too much sake
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Female 170
He sounds like a caveman and his tattoo is ugly.
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Male 489
The girl in the background isn`t impressed
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Male 623
Link: Hardcore Japanese Heavy Metal Singer [Rate Link] - I hear that this Asian chap is opening for Metallica on their next tour.
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