Gwen Stefani Delivers 2nd Baby With Stupid Name

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Weird

You"ll never believe the name either. What your favorite stupid celebrity baby name? Moxie Crimefighter Teller!
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Male 957
gwen stefani has no taste, no talent, and picked a douche to be her spouse. what do you all expect? if i was this kid I`d hate "my mom" soo much.. id force a change in name or else be the biggest brat ever.
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Female 168
i wana name my kid I am a racist!
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Male 1,590
That`s it! I`m naming my kid "iPod Luzianne Scissors"
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Female 90
Poor kid. Thank god she isnt my mother.
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Female 562
Zuma is a beach haha
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Female 2,084
It seems Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale have one love, one heart for the island of Jamaica. `Nuff respect!

Gwen gave birth to the couple`s second child, a boy, on Thursday. Zuma Nesta Rock weighed 8 pounds and 5 ounces, according to the singer`s publicist Dave Tomberlin.

Nesta happens to be reggae legend Bob Marley`s original name, according to the Web site babynames.com, although other sites say it`s Bob`s middle name.

And big brother Kingston is named for Jamaica`s capital.

As for Zuma: There are several theories where that came from. Some are speculating it came from Zuma Beach in Malibu, Calif. where the Stefani-Rossdale clan likes to hang out. Zuma is also the name of a video game.

We`re guessing they didn`t check the the baby names Web site mentioned above. If they had, they may have reconsidered their selection. According to the site, Zuma is an Aztec name which means: Lord Frowns In Anger. Oh baby!

Before Gwen was popping out kids, the former No Doubt front

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Female 2,084
zuma was ok. but then when they added the rest, they went too far.
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Male 342
um..."rocker"? since when did this particular pop whore play rock music? also, need they plug her career after announcing such a meaningless event?
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Male 35
why do celebrities have to give their kids weird names
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Female 15,763
Zuma?

What is this, a 947645th Zenon movie?

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Female 187
that name is stupid.
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Female 602
The reporter claims that they`re all happy...
I don`t think the baby would be happy having a name like that...
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Male 2
i have no words...
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Male 807
Zima is delicious, high school girls love it.
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Male 2,395
Zuma Nesta? I`m gonna feel bad for that kid when he grows up. >_>
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Female 364
Zuma isn`t that bad compared to some names. Like Audio Science. Or Apple. Or Banjo. At least it kinda sounds like a name.
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Female 1,063
Gwen Stefani is an Idiot anyways. She fits in right along with all the other `high and mighty` as.s-hats who think their sh.it don`t stink because they`re `famous`. Pretty soon those kinda of fu.cked up names are going to be so commonplace that children named `Chris` or Susan` will get their as.ses kicked because they DON`T have a name like that. I hate Celebrities.
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Female 1,470
drat i use to like gwen stefani after this with some more gay names, i dont think so
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Female 837
Jonathan Davis from Korn named his kid Pirate.

That`s pretty friggin hilarious, in my opinion.

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Male 14,334
I think she was thirsty when they named this kid the first name sounds like zima and then the middle nestea.
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Female 73
Zuma Nesta Rock is a boy btw
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Female 195
I thought her first child`s name was cute...mind you i only know its first name. I can understand not wanting your kid to have a too common name, like mine, but when the kids gonna get picked on it`s just cruel.
As for worst baby name Pilot Inspektor(Jason Lee`s child). If you`re gonna give your kid a dumb name at least spell it right and make it something they can stand when they`re 80 years old. I can just imagine an 80 year old man sitting in a nursing home named Pilot Inspektor, or Dweezil. haha
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Female 73
heck who can forget : Princess Tiaamii
Jordan and Peters kid.
and Bob Geldof and Paula Yates`s trio:
Peaches, Pixie and Fifi.
Paula Yates is also parent to:
`Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily` with Michael Hutchence .
Sylvester Stallon`s son : Sage Moonblood
oh god and Nicholas Cage`s : Kal-El Coppola
Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)


poor kids :\

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Female 31
Gah. This makes Apple seem like a fine and dandy name. Seriously. My kid`s names are going to be unique, but not like this. Girl named Talia, boy named Jasper, and another girl named Sapphire. My husband can pick the middle names. >.>
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Female 399
Notice how carefully worded the article is so as not to give away the fact that the journalist has NO idea whether `Zuma` is a boy`s or girl`s name...
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Male 1,596
My kids being named Imatwat. A lifetime of hilarity ensues.
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Female 119
worst kids name has to be nicole kidmans, sunday rose.

still makes me giggle

hehehe... sunday roast

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Female 339
Baby is healthy?
Not when it learns what it`s name is.
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Female 878
Somebody sew her vagina shut.
Or her mouth.
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Male 245
.........these crazy baby names are just a ploy of half talent attention whores.
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Male 1,497
I used to play KOL, but i stopped, and got deleted...so w.e...

On a related note. It is open season on their family. Feel free to kill them on site, save their child, and rename it.

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Male 181
*for
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Male 181
Mmmm, Zima Nestea. Tangy and juvenile, at the same time! It`s ofr you on-the-go kids with places to be and fruity-ass drinks to consume!
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Male 909
If I ever have a kid, I`ll name him/her "Jesus Satan Nixon Frankenstein Terry."

Gender is no issue!

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Male 1,958
So I`m guessing this is a bad time to say that I want my first born son to named Tank?
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Female 767
YouAreAShoe is my new best friend. <33
KoL <3
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Female 151
actually it sounds like they just pick random words and throw them together.

my baby`s name will be
PAPER CHOCOLATE BUTTON

:]

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Female 151
zuma is a game on pogo. O.O
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Female 1,006
Moon Unit Zappa.
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Male 65
Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is Penn Jillette`s daughter.
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Male 292
I wish I had an interesting name :( Tyler is so common for my age group. I`ve got like 2+ in every class... its really annoying
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Female 47
Poor kid... But my favourite is :Jakob Danger Armstrong! Billie Joe`s Son (: WOots.. I can imagine him saying: " Danger is my middle name !"
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Female 1,142
It`s a boy.
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Female 1,142
It`s Zuma. Like the game with the froggy thing that shoots marbles.

Apparently it means peace in some convoluted way.

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Female 48
Ok, with that name I can`t tell. Is it a boy or a girl? No where in the article does it say.
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Female 40
I still think Frank Zappa`s kid, Diva Thin Muffin, takes the cake. err... muffin.

ahaha I amuse myself. :3

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Female 321
Zima is a puss drink that tastes like fermented cat piss.
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Male 135
lolol MOXIE, too much KOL? kingdom of loathing
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Female 217
Zuma? Zima? Which is it? The comment above confused me! In the case of the latter, though, that`s not a bad name at all.
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Female 160
At least his name isn`t Number 16 Bus Shelter or Fish and Chips.
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Female 738
That kid`s gonna get it for life.
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Female 321
^^Google it!! Am I lying?
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Male 11,740
It was called Zima, not Zuma. Sheesh, get it right.
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Male 1,766
Its moxie crimefighter gillette. teller dosnt have a significant other
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Male 509
^

Moxie CrimeFighter is Penn`s kid, not Teller`s.

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Male 150
lol thats the greatest name ive ever heard!!
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Female 562
"Moxie Crimefighter Teller? who the hell`s baby is that?"

Teller. From Penn and Teller. Duh.

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Male 150
...yeah, what she said...
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Female 321
Moving on...
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Male 150
captainpat, it was almost the weirdest porn ive ever seen. not even satisfying...
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Female 562
Omg moxie crimfighter is my favorite celebrity baby name too! haha
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Female 321
Isn`t that a game on popcap?

The poor girl will pray for euthanasia.

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Male 4,393
yea kizznitz said
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Male 150
fancy`s here!!!!!! thank god! has anyone told him about wowomfglol hacking comment pages and posting porn yet???
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Male 4,393
Zuma Nesta Rock?????????
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Male 338
That`s a pwnage name.
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Male 509
I still think it`s better than Apple, come on Apple Paltrow!
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Male 20,194
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