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Date: 08/21/08 06:24 PM

68 Responses to Gwen Stefani Delivers 2nd Baby With Stupid Name

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:28 pm
    Link: Gwen Stefani Delivers 2nd Baby With Stupid Name - You`ll never believe the name either. What your favorite stupid celebrity baby name? Moxie Crimefighter Teller!
  2. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:31 pm
    I still think it`s better than Apple, come on Apple Paltrow!
  3. Profile photo of Llamaz
    Llamaz Male 13-17
    339 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:32 pm
    That`s a pwnage name.
  4. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    Zuma Nesta Rock?????????
  5. Profile photo of krizznitz
    krizznitz Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    fancy`s here!!!!!! thank god! has anyone told him about wowomfglol hacking comment pages and posting porn yet???
  6. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    yea kizznitz said
  7. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    Isn`t that a game on popcap?

    The poor girl will pray for euthanasia.

  8. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    Omg moxie crimfighter is my favorite celebrity baby name too! haha
  9. Profile photo of krizznitz
    krizznitz Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    captainpat, it was almost the weirdest porn ive ever seen. not even satisfying...
  10. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    Moving on...
  11. Profile photo of krizznitz
    krizznitz Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    ...yeah, what she said...
  12. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    "Moxie Crimefighter Teller? who the hell`s baby is that?"

    Teller. From Penn and Teller. Duh.

  13. Profile photo of krizznitz
    krizznitz Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    lol thats the greatest name ive ever heard!!
  14. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    ^

    Moxie CrimeFighter is Penn`s kid, not Teller`s.

  15. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm
    Its moxie crimefighter gillette. teller dosnt have a significant other
  16. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    August 21, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    It was called Zima, not Zuma. Sheesh, get it right.
  17. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    ^^Google it!! Am I lying?
  18. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    That kid`s gonna get it for life.
  19. Profile photo of oowusum
    oowusum Female 13-17
    160 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    At least his name isn`t Number 16 Bus Shelter or Fish and Chips.
  20. Profile photo of LunarMoon
    LunarMoon Female 13-17
    217 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:55 pm
    Zuma? Zima? Which is it? The comment above confused me! In the case of the latter, though, that`s not a bad name at all.
  21. Profile photo of YouAreAShoe
    YouAreAShoe Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    lolol MOXIE, too much KOL? kingdom of loathing
  22. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    Zima is a puss drink that tastes like fermented cat piss.
  23. Profile photo of oxfl1pfl0pxo
    oxfl1pfl0pxo Female 13-17
    40 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    I still think Frank Zappa`s kid, Diva Thin Muffin, takes the cake. err... muffin.

    ahaha I amuse myself. :3

  24. Profile photo of sarahruth
    sarahruth Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    Ok, with that name I can`t tell. Is it a boy or a girl? No where in the article does it say.
  25. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    It`s Zuma. Like the game with the froggy thing that shoots marbles.

    Apparently it means peace in some convoluted way.

  26. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    It`s a boy.
  27. Profile photo of Aryk47
    Aryk47 Female 13-17
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    Poor kid... But my favourite is :Jakob Danger Armstrong! Billie Joe`s Son (: WOots.. I can imagine him saying: " Danger is my middle name !"
  28. Profile photo of tkpb9381
    tkpb9381 Male 18-29
    293 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    I wish I had an interesting name :( Tyler is so common for my age group. I`ve got like 2+ in every class... its really annoying
  29. Profile photo of Jugganaut
    Jugganaut Male 13-17
    65 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette is Penn Jillette`s daughter.
  30. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    Moon Unit Zappa.
  31. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    zuma is a game on pogo. O.O
  32. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
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    August 21, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    actually it sounds like they just pick random words and throw them together.

    my baby`s name will be
    PAPER CHOCOLATE BUTTON

    :]

  33. Profile photo of xParanoia
    xParanoia Female 18-29
    767 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    YouAreAShoe is my new best friend. <33
    KoL <3
  34. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    So I`m guessing this is a bad time to say that I want my first born son to named Tank?
  35. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    If I ever have a kid, I`ll name him/her "Jesus Satan Nixon Frankenstein Terry."

    Gender is no issue!

  36. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    Mmmm, Zima Nestea. Tangy and juvenile, at the same time! It`s ofr you on-the-go kids with places to be and fruity-ass drinks to consume!
  37. Profile photo of lightingbug
    lightingbug Male 30-39
    181 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    *for
  38. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    August 21, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    I used to play KOL, but i stopped, and got deleted...so w.e...

    On a related note. It is open season on their family. Feel free to kill them on site, save their child, and rename it.

  39. Profile photo of crazyotto
    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    .........these crazy baby names are just a ploy of half talent attention whores.
  40. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    Somebody sew her vagina shut.
    Or her mouth.
  41. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    Baby is healthy?
    Not when it learns what it`s name is.
  42. Profile photo of titania
    titania Female 18-29
    119 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:17 am
    worst kids name has to be nicole kidmans, sunday rose.

    still makes me giggle

    hehehe... sunday roast

  43. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:18 am
    My kids being named Imatwat. A lifetime of hilarity ensues.
  44. Profile photo of Vikstar
    Vikstar Female 18-29
    399 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:46 am
    Notice how carefully worded the article is so as not to give away the fact that the journalist has NO idea whether `Zuma` is a boy`s or girl`s name...
  45. Profile photo of uchihakochou
    uchihakochou Female 13-17
    31 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:12 am
    Gah. This makes Apple seem like a fine and dandy name. Seriously. My kid`s names are going to be unique, but not like this. Girl named Talia, boy named Jasper, and another girl named Sapphire. My husband can pick the middle names. >.>
  46. Profile photo of honeybum2611
    honeybum2611 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:25 am
    heck who can forget : Princess Tiaamii
    Jordan and Peters kid.
    and Bob Geldof and Paula Yates`s trio:
    Peaches, Pixie and Fifi.
    Paula Yates is also parent to:
    `Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily` with Michael Hutchence .
    Sylvester Stallon`s son : Sage Moonblood
    oh god and Nicholas Cage`s : Kal-El Coppola
    Kal-El is Superman’s original birth name)


    poor kids :\

  47. Profile photo of meganfallen
    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:42 am
    I thought her first child`s name was cute...mind you i only know its first name. I can understand not wanting your kid to have a too common name, like mine, but when the kids gonna get picked on it`s just cruel.
    As for worst baby name Pilot Inspektor(Jason Lee`s child). If you`re gonna give your kid a dumb name at least spell it right and make it something they can stand when they`re 80 years old. I can just imagine an 80 year old man sitting in a nursing home named Pilot Inspektor, or Dweezil. haha
  48. Profile photo of honeybum2611
    honeybum2611 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:02 am
    Zuma Nesta Rock is a boy btw
  49. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 6:03 am
    I think she was thirsty when they named this kid the first name sounds like zima and then the middle nestea.
  50. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
    837 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 7:15 am
    Jonathan Davis from Korn named his kid Pirate.

    That`s pretty friggin hilarious, in my opinion.

  51. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 7:49 am
    drat i use to like gwen stefani after this with some more gay names, i dont think so
  52. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1063 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 8:13 am
    Gwen Stefani is an Idiot anyways. She fits in right along with all the other `high and mighty` as.s-hats who think their sh.it don`t stink because they`re `famous`. Pretty soon those kinda of fu.cked up names are going to be so commonplace that children named `Chris` or Susan` will get their as.ses kicked because they DON`T have a name like that. I hate Celebrities.
  53. Profile photo of kitwatson
    kitwatson Female 13-17
    364 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:57 am
    Zuma isn`t that bad compared to some names. Like Audio Science. Or Apple. Or Banjo. At least it kinda sounds like a name.
  54. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 10:35 am
    Zuma Nesta? I`m gonna feel bad for that kid when he grows up. >_>
  55. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 11:42 am
    Zima is delicious, high school girls love it.
  56. Profile photo of jaylhaugen
    jaylhaugen Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    i have no words...
  57. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    The reporter claims that they`re all happy...
    I don`t think the baby would be happy having a name like that...
  58. Profile photo of kermitgreen
    kermitgreen Female 30-39
    187 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    that name is stupid.
  59. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Zuma?

    What is this, a 947645th Zenon movie?

  60. Profile photo of piemaster22
    piemaster22 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:30 pm
    why do celebrities have to give their kids weird names
  61. Profile photo of n0n
    n0n Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    um..."rocker"? since when did this particular pop whore play rock music? also, need they plug her career after announcing such a meaningless event?
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:04 pm
    zuma was ok. but then when they added the rest, they went too far.
  63. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    It seems Gwen Stefani and husband Gavin Rossdale have one love, one heart for the island of Jamaica. `Nuff respect!

    Gwen gave birth to the couple`s second child, a boy, on Thursday. Zuma Nesta Rock weighed 8 pounds and 5 ounces, according to the singer`s publicist Dave Tomberlin.

    Nesta happens to be reggae legend Bob Marley`s original name, according to the Web site babynames.com, although other sites say it`s Bob`s middle name.

    And big brother Kingston is named for Jamaica`s capital.

    As for Zuma: There are several theories where that came from. Some are speculating it came from Zuma Beach in Malibu, Calif. where the Stefani-Rossdale clan likes to hang out. Zuma is also the name of a video game.

    We`re guessing they didn`t check the the baby names Web site mentioned above. If they had, they may have reconsidered their selection. According to the site, Zuma is an Aztec name which means: Lord Frowns In Anger. Oh baby!

    Before Gwen was popping out kids, the former No Doubt front

  64. Profile photo of razzzledazzl
    razzzledazzl Female 13-17
    563 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 12:38 am
    Zuma is a beach haha
  65. Profile photo of monkeyinmind
    monkeyinmind Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Poor kid. Thank god she isnt my mother.
  66. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:47 am
    That`s it! I`m naming my kid "iPod Luzianne Scissors"
  67. Profile photo of theuhstuf
    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:19 am
    i wana name my kid I am a racist!
  68. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
    957 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 2:49 am
    gwen stefani has no taste, no talent, and picked a douche to be her spouse. what do you all expect? if i was this kid I`d hate "my mom" soo much.. id force a change in name or else be the biggest brat ever.

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