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Date: 08/22/08 09:01 PM

47 Responses to Guy Eats Michael Phelps Breakfast in 5 Minutes

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 8:25 pm
    Link: Guy Eats Michael Phelps Breakfast in 5 Minutes - Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories worth of food every day. This guy does it in less than 5 minutes.
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    kiddo Male 13-17
    255 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:05 pm
    i dont get it. :D
  3. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Watching a human gorge himself...blegh...

    And the whole reason to eat that many calories is because he`s burning it all off as well as using the carbs for all the movement and energy.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    D:

    Does he throw up?!

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    Who`s this Phelps fellow you speak of? At 12000 calories a day, he must be one fat c*nt.
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    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:11 pm
    Wow, I just had the hardest time connecting to IAB, anyone know why?
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    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    Michael Phelps, Davymid, is the son of Chuck Norris.
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    sfeagles Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    davymid..watch the olympics
    michael phelps is a swimmer
    he won 8 gold medals
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    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    WAIT, he eats Phelps` breakfast in 5 min or the whole 12K calorie per DAY diet in 5 min? Sounds like someone is trying to make this sound way cooler than it is...

    More reason to discredit the Bible... You just can`t trust man!

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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    davy: People on such diets usually run, swim, or do some serious training. If they can afford to eat that much, they`re either fat, or VERY fit.
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:15 pm
    Er- I don`t think his breakfast is all 12,000 calories, is it?
    Either way, I could never eat all that in a day, let alone at breakfast time.
    I wonder if he threw up afterward...
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    theguy91 Male 18-29
    216 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    That was awesome.
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    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:25 pm
    LtFurpie: i share your views but must every post be an attack on the bible?
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    xXMMMXx Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:26 pm
    umm okay wat was with the shaking and bobbing? was he like having spazms or somthin? lol
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    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:32 pm
    instead of eating competiton...where fat people (usually) eat a ton of food eventually making them more fat...can`t we have a treadmill competition where fat people run in a treadmill and see who can stay on longest??
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    Seak Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:34 pm
    That guy is going to die.
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    davymid Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    ^^ "davymid..watch the olympics
    michael phelps is a swimmer
    he won 8 gold medals"

    Yeah, I know. That was a wee joke there.

    And yeah, Furpie, man, I agree with cdpickels... whassup with twisting everything into a "The Bible is Bollocks" rant. I mean, most of us rational adults know it is (you won`t find a more hardcore atheist on IAB than me, except maybe for Overmann), but dude, relax some.

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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    "Michael Phelps, Davymid, is the son of Chuck Norris."

    haha, when I read the link I thought, it`s possible Phelps becomes the new Chuck Norris.

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    Kasu-Chan Female 18-29
    283 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    Seak: We`re all going to die... He`s just going to die a little quicker.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    I`ve said it before, and I`ll say it again, 12k a day is not impressive.
    Little "Legally Anorexic" me (at least I was legally anorexic, right now im 5`11" 150lb) eats 6k a day. No exercise no nothing. I lost 5 pounds this summer on that diet.


    "WAIT, he eats Phelps` breakfast in 5 min or the whole 12K calorie per DAY diet in 5 min? Sounds like someone is trying to make this sound way cooler than it is...
    More reason to discredit the Bible... You just can`t trust man!"

    .... How the... what the... Is this like the whole 7 links to another celebrity?

    1. Michael Phelps eats 12k a day
    2. He is a 3 time Olympian.
    3. The Olympics are in Beijing
    4. Buddism is popular in Beijing.
    5. There are some rumors that Jesus studied with the Buddhist in Asia
    6. Jesus is the Messiah of God
    7. Michael Phelps does not eat 12k in 5 minutes so there is no God?

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    dixon323 Male 18-29
    203 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:46 pm
    how FUCl<ing gay. can i have those 5 minutes of my life back?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:50 pm
    Prime me old buddy, how do you get to legally anorexic? I can understand medically anorexic, but where does legal come in? Not trying to poke fun, just interested.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:52 pm
    Legally anorexic- I saw a thing that talked about BMI, and it said that Bush was Technically Overweight.
    1. Bush was a lawyer
    2. Lawyer deals with Law
    3. I was a bit buzzed
    4. Filler
    5. Filler
    6. Filler
    7. Im legally anorexic
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm
    ^^ "how FUCl<ing gay. can i have those 5 minutes of my life back?"

    No, you can`t. Not clicking the link that doesn`t sound interesting to you is the easiest thing in the world, brother.

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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 9:56 pm
    Prime man, you`ll go far in law. I find myself baffled by your post, yet somehow through the fog it makes sense. As far as I can tell, that spells lawyer.
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    piemaster22 Male 13-17
    35 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    it was like eating a hot dog eating competition
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    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    275 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 10:15 pm
    WHAT?! Like eating a hot dog eating competition? Like going up to 10 people stuffing hot dogs down there throat and EATING them? Damn thats hardcore. :-)
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    gtstanton Male 18-29
    27 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 12:31 am
    I`m sure everyone in that video possessed an intelligence that was above the human average. Yet, they produced something beyond wretched in terms of its complete idiocy. This video doesn`t prove that people are intelligent in many different ways and that all of us have talents and weaknesses. It shows that these gentlemen are drating stupid--for "writing" this and putting it on the internet...just really drating stupid.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 1:59 am
    Boy, did those announcers annoy the bejesus out of me.
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    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2087 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 2:22 am
    is that really what he eats for breakfast? wow.
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    xRevengex Female 18-29
    419 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 6:55 am
    I bet he threw up after that :|
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    cleminem9919 Male 13-17
    383 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:59 am
    i won a pie eating contest and an ice cream eating contest once.....
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    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:05 am
    nom nom nom fap fap fap
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    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:45 am
    Personally, I thought the best part was the commentary. But my sense of humor is totally out of the norm so I`m most likely the only one who thought that.
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    Giligadi Male 40-49
    356 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:02 am
    the commentators are horribly unfunny and the dude eating keeps making weird body movements that disgust me.
    still bored and now i`m off my breakfast. Thanks.
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    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:13 am
    ^^^Petey

    Lmao.

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    baby_ruth Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 10:34 am
    wait so phelps eats 12,000 calories JUST for his breakfast? I thought that`s what he ate for the whole day?
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    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 11:20 am
    ^ No. Phelps eats 12000 calories a day, not in one meal.
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    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 12:29 pm
    god damn...why do people freaking idolize michael phelps like he`s some sort of hero or something...He`s an amazing swimmer....ok...wow....how bout giving more credit to people who do things that actully help people who get little to no credit given to them instead of an athlete.....
    for example....google "michael phelps" 14,900,000 results (by tomorrow probally another hundred will be added)
    and google "jonas salk" the guy who discovered the polio vaccine...329,000 results...damn
  40. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    There was actually more to his whole day/meal thing that what they listed. Some guy in the Star tried it, and he could only eat half.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 1:54 pm
    Yuum. I`d like to eat that much too but im afraid i`ll die. >_>
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    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    Primetime:

    f**k you. I want to be able to do that.

    Video:

    f**k you. I want to be able to do that.

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    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    Wow... O_o

    I`m surprised his intestines didn`t rip apart.

  44. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    The fact that people assume that I am attacking the bible is reason to discredit it. God punished mankind for learning. nuff said.

    My point in my previous post, davymid, was that anything written by man should be scrupled with vigor, including the ridiculous stories of the bible.

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    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    those guys at collegehumor looked and sounded like complete douches, but why did i still laugh my ass off?
    oh, and did anyone notice they sounded like the commentators from the hitler vs. jesus vid? *shrugs*
    @mickeym19, now i`d pay five bucks to watch that xD
  46. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 7:59 am
    Am I the only one who saw it as "Guy Eats Michael Phelps for Breakfast"?
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    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 24, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    so why is there a video of a guy eating food here?

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