Guy Eats Michael Phelps Breakfast in 5 Minutes

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1827680/ls:1701

Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories worth of food every day. This guy does it in less than 5 minutes.
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Male 740
so why is there a video of a guy eating food here?
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Male 342
Am I the only one who saw it as "Guy Eats Michael Phelps for Breakfast"?
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Female 1,186
those guys at collegehumor looked and sounded like complete douches, but why did i still laugh my ass off?
oh, and did anyone notice they sounded like the commentators from the hitler vs. jesus vid? *shrugs*
@mickeym19, now i`d pay five bucks to watch that xD
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Male 1,013
The fact that people assume that I am attacking the bible is reason to discredit it. God punished mankind for learning. nuff said.

My point in my previous post, davymid, was that anything written by man should be scrupled with vigor, including the ridiculous stories of the bible.

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Female 326
Wow... O_o

I`m surprised his intestines didn`t rip apart.

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Male 386
Primetime:

f**k you. I want to be able to do that.

Video:

f**k you. I want to be able to do that.

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Male 2,395
Yuum. I`d like to eat that much too but im afraid i`ll die. >_>
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Female 182
There was actually more to his whole day/meal thing that what they listed. Some guy in the Star tried it, and he could only eat half.
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Female 1,380
god damn...why do people freaking idolize michael phelps like he`s some sort of hero or something...He`s an amazing swimmer....ok...wow....how bout giving more credit to people who do things that actully help people who get little to no credit given to them instead of an athlete.....
for example....google "michael phelps" 14,900,000 results (by tomorrow probally another hundred will be added)
and google "jonas salk" the guy who discovered the polio vaccine...329,000 results...damn
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Male 425
^ No. Phelps eats 12000 calories a day, not in one meal.
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Female 139
wait so phelps eats 12,000 calories JUST for his breakfast? I thought that`s what he ate for the whole day?
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Male 1,078
^^^Petey

Lmao.

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Male 356
the commentators are horribly unfunny and the dude eating keeps making weird body movements that disgust me.
still bored and now i`m off my breakfast. Thanks.
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Female 1,077
Personally, I thought the best part was the commentary. But my sense of humor is totally out of the norm so I`m most likely the only one who thought that.
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Male 357
nom nom nom fap fap fap
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Male 383
i won a pie eating contest and an ice cream eating contest once.....
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Female 419
I bet he threw up after that :|
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Female 2,084
is that really what he eats for breakfast? wow.
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Female 4,028
Boy, did those announcers annoy the bejesus out of me.
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Male 27
I`m sure everyone in that video possessed an intelligence that was above the human average. Yet, they produced something beyond wretched in terms of its complete idiocy. This video doesn`t prove that people are intelligent in many different ways and that all of us have talents and weaknesses. It shows that these gentlemen are drating stupid--for "writing" this and putting it on the internet...just really drating stupid.
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Male 274
WHAT?! Like eating a hot dog eating competition? Like going up to 10 people stuffing hot dogs down there throat and EATING them? Damn thats hardcore. :-)
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Male 35
it was like eating a hot dog eating competition
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Male 12,138
Prime man, you`ll go far in law. I find myself baffled by your post, yet somehow through the fog it makes sense. As far as I can tell, that spells lawyer.
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Male 12,138
^^ "how FUCl<ing gay. can i have those 5 minutes of my life back?"

No, you can`t. Not clicking the link that doesn`t sound interesting to you is the easiest thing in the world, brother.

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Male 7,933
Legally anorexic- I saw a thing that talked about BMI, and it said that Bush was Technically Overweight.
1. Bush was a lawyer
2. Lawyer deals with Law
3. I was a bit buzzed
4. Filler
5. Filler
6. Filler
7. Im legally anorexic
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Male 12,138
Prime me old buddy, how do you get to legally anorexic? I can understand medically anorexic, but where does legal come in? Not trying to poke fun, just interested.
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Male 203
how FUCl<ing gay. can i have those 5 minutes of my life back?
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Male 7,933
I`ve said it before, and I`ll say it again, 12k a day is not impressive.
Little "Legally Anorexic" me (at least I was legally anorexic, right now im 5`11" 150lb) eats 6k a day. No exercise no nothing. I lost 5 pounds this summer on that diet.


"WAIT, he eats Phelps` breakfast in 5 min or the whole 12K calorie per DAY diet in 5 min? Sounds like someone is trying to make this sound way cooler than it is...
More reason to discredit the Bible... You just can`t trust man!"

.... How the... what the... Is this like the whole 7 links to another celebrity?

1. Michael Phelps eats 12k a day
2. He is a 3 time Olympian.
3. The Olympics are in Beijing
4. Buddism is popular in Beijing.
5. There are some rumors that Jesus studied with the Buddhist in Asia
6. Jesus is the Messiah of God
7. Michael Phelps does not eat 12k in 5 minutes so there is no God?

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Female 283
Seak: We`re all going to die... He`s just going to die a little quicker.
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Male 629
"Michael Phelps, Davymid, is the son of Chuck Norris."

haha, when I read the link I thought, it`s possible Phelps becomes the new Chuck Norris.

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Male 12,138
^^ "davymid..watch the olympics
michael phelps is a swimmer
he won 8 gold medals"

Yeah, I know. That was a wee joke there.

And yeah, Furpie, man, I agree with cdpickels... whassup with twisting everything into a "The Bible is Bollocks" rant. I mean, most of us rational adults know it is (you won`t find a more hardcore atheist on IAB than me, except maybe for Overmann), but dude, relax some.

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Male 625
instead of eating competiton...where fat people (usually) eat a ton of food eventually making them more fat...can`t we have a treadmill competition where fat people run in a treadmill and see who can stay on longest??
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Male 48
umm okay wat was with the shaking and bobbing? was he like having spazms or somthin? lol
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Male 298
LtFurpie: i share your views but must every post be an attack on the bible?
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Male 215
That was awesome.
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Female 1,142
Er- I don`t think his breakfast is all 12,000 calories, is it?
Either way, I could never eat all that in a day, let alone at breakfast time.
I wonder if he threw up afterward...
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Male 9,305
davy: People on such diets usually run, swim, or do some serious training. If they can afford to eat that much, they`re either fat, or VERY fit.
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Male 1,013
WAIT, he eats Phelps` breakfast in 5 min or the whole 12K calorie per DAY diet in 5 min? Sounds like someone is trying to make this sound way cooler than it is...

More reason to discredit the Bible... You just can`t trust man!

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Male 215
davymid..watch the olympics
michael phelps is a swimmer
he won 8 gold medals
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Male 352
Michael Phelps, Davymid, is the son of Chuck Norris.
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Male 274
Wow, I just had the hardest time connecting to IAB, anyone know why?
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Male 12,138
Who`s this Phelps fellow you speak of? At 12000 calories a day, he must be one fat c*nt.
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Female 15,763
D:

Does he throw up?!

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Male 9,305
Watching a human gorge himself...blegh...

And the whole reason to eat that many calories is because he`s burning it all off as well as using the carbs for all the movement and energy.

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Male 254
i dont get it. :D
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Male 20,911
Link: Guy Eats Michael Phelps Breakfast in 5 Minutes [Rate Link] - Michael Phelps eats 12,000 calories worth of food every day. This guy does it in less than 5 minutes.
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