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Date: 08/03/08 04:56 PM

67 Responses to German Farmer Receives First Double Arm Transplant

  1. Profile photo of ichamps
    ichamps Male 18-29
    176 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 4:57 pm
    Link: German Farmer Receives First Double Arm Transplant - Let`s give this guy a hand.
  2. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Im happy for him one day he will be able to masterbate yet again
  3. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Yay he can farm again I guess. Nice caption, a bit sick though don`t you think :-P Yay for two arms :]
  4. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    Good for him. As a married man the first thing I thought of was not being able to hug my wife or children. Prayers for this man.
  5. Profile photo of joshjunky
    joshjunky Male 18-29
    150 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    That`s good. I just believe that a lot of people deserve A LOT more than him. :]
  6. Profile photo of hampoofegg
    hampoofegg Male 18-29
    337 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    I will call him Stubbs =)
  7. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    There must be some poor f*cker waking up in an alley in Munich, wondering why his arms are missing.
  8. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Eh - put some windex on it
  9. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    788 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:09 pm
    Let`s give this guy a hand.

    or two.

  10. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    That`s really great. hopefully all goes well for him.
  11. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    wow...I`m amazed that we can actually attempt this sort of stuff now.

    Yay for science!

    And for arms!

    ...YAY

  12. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:12 pm
    Just walk it off...
  13. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    kind of creepy if you think about it, but good for him. not as creepy as the face transplant lady O.O
  14. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:19 pm
    eladrelkce
    Male, 30-39, Eastern US
    332 Posts
    Sunday, August 03, 2008 5:02:35 PM
    Good for him. As a married man the first thing I thought of was not being able to hug my wife or children. Prayers for this man.
    ======================================

    Weird, I was thinking of what Pat was thinking.

    And did that arm have hair???

  15. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    And did that arm have hair???


    why yes. Yes it did.

  16. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    @primetimekin Yea, I`d definitely demand that that poo was shaved. Some dudes hair all over your... his... blah!

    Yay science!

  17. Profile photo of Colin123
    Colin123 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    thats boggin!
  18. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3301 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:32 pm
    Pfft. Should have him Gorilla arms, now THAT would have been cool.
  19. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:33 pm
    Colin, I sense you are scottish.

    I wish to see your "YER MAW" and raise you a "JOBBY"

  20. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1427 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:36 pm
    Hehehe. If he wanks now, he`s gay; you`ve got another man`s arms stroking your shlong.
  21. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:37 pm
    "I wish to see your "YER MAW" and raise you a "JOBBY""

    ????????

  22. Profile photo of Colin123
    Colin123 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    Aye, I`m Scottish .. how could you tell .. lol
    I wish to see your maw .. jk
    Where are you from?

    "Joaby"

  23. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:38 pm
    "I wish to see your "YER MAW" and raise you a "JOBBY""
    ????????


    lol it`s a scottish thing :P "YER MAW" - your mother/yo momma/your mummy/deine mutter.

    and jobby is nice scottish word meaning turd.

  24. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    I`m from just outside Glasgow u?
  25. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    I hope his body doesn`t reject them. :(
  26. Profile photo of Colin123
    Colin123 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    So am I lol
  27. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:40 pm
    white wolfos ^ thats what i`d worry about too
  28. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm
    hehe YAY. Go us :D hehe.

    Anyhoo, i`m away for the night as I`m working 2mz! bye all x

  29. Profile photo of Colin123
    Colin123 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    Lol place to be ..
    see ye
  30. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    Hey primetime, what wrong with what I said?
  31. Profile photo of GosuPaul
    GosuPaul Male 18-29
    516 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:46 pm
    Omg I LOVE the AIG travel guide commercial. "My allowance can`t cover the cost of a medivac!"

    "Buddy, we`ve got AIG travel guard."

    "Oh! Then are we there yet?"

  32. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    You bunch of Scottish arabs. Away an bile yer heid. (I can be scottish too!)
  33. Profile photo of Sirugel
    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 5:58 pm
    I`ve had to live without using my arms for 2 days because I had a chest surgery and for some reason I couldn`t move them. Its awful. There is NO WAY I could go a week without using my hands, let alone 2 years. Luck to him o_O
  34. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:00 pm
    nothing is wrong eladrelkce, im just pointing out the fact that you think about nice things and me and pat have some issues we need to work out
  35. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:05 pm
    Sirugel, all I heard was
    MALE, 13. and no way I could go a week without using my hands
  36. Profile photo of Sirugel
    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    ...I said a lot more then that o_O WHATS GOING ON.
  37. Profile photo of Sirugel
    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:13 pm
    NEVERMIND I SEE NOW. I got this. I got this. >:l You suck. xD
  38. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:14 pm
    O.K. primetimekin.
  39. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    primetimekin
    Male, 13-17, Southern US
    3369 Posts Sunday, August 03, 2008 6:05:23 PM
    Sirugel, all I heard was
    MALE, 13. and no way I could go a week without using my hands

    yea me 2 primetimekin there is no way I could go a week without using my hands...

  40. Profile photo of kit-kat
    kit-kat Female 13-17
    29 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    sweet...i wonder how he lost his arms in the first place.
  41. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    ^^^ me 2 .... hhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm :P
  42. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    kit-kat i been looking but i cant find how he lost his arms... sry
  43. Profile photo of Sirugel
    Sirugel Male 13-17
    100 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    Well he`s a farmer.. His life revolves around animals that will bite your face off and sharp objects. We may never know. =x
  44. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    true sirugel...
  45. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    Wait..."animals that will bite your face off"?
    I know pigs can eat humans...but cows? Sheep? CHICKENS?!

    I bet he was reaching into his combine harvester to save a trapped kitten, when it suddenly switched on. Yes..

  46. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    aqua, have you ever been in a farm with a horse? they will bite your face off.
  47. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
    532 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    primetimekin,
    I can`t say I`ve ever met a horse willing to bite my face off.
    What do you do, go around kicking their shins to aggravate them? )-|
  48. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    They`re going to put the arms in reverse... like everything else the germans do.

    u_u

  49. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5471 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    Its just a flesh wound.. It will grow back, right?
  50. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1584 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    i wonder if he can ride his bike with no handlebars?
  51. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    aquabird.... maybe... Put they are aggressive
  52. Profile photo of Triskele
    Triskele Female 18-29
    215 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 8:36 pm
    Wow, good for him. I hope all goes well.
  53. Profile photo of mylostdog
    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    no handlebars? no handlebars?
  54. Profile photo of kit-kat
    kit-kat Female 13-17
    29 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:01 pm
    well i guess he would have to ride with no handlebars...not really a choice....it would really suck not having any arms...you couldn`t really do anything...oh and i live in iowa and i`m pretty sure that you couldn`t loose your arms from a farm animal....you can get hurt though...lol

    oh and also it would be cool if the new arms had a mind of their own...like dr. oc..in spiderman...ha..."no..listen to me" lol
    anyway...that was kinda random but thats what i thought..lol

  55. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 9:40 pm
    Dude.

    Wow.

    I guess if I ever needed to hand two hands for some occupational reason or something, I could pursue this.

    Last I heard, the only possibility for me was this documentary about parents who give their toddler extensive surgery to implant bone growths at the end of her wrist, to which 2 years of a metal cage that slowly pulled, re-breaking the bones, would follow. Oh and the "fingers" aren`t functional. Yeah I kind of disliked those parents.

    I think I would just be freaked out as all hell to have someone else`s arm on me. I know it doesn`t really mean anything, but it`d take a bit for me to get over.

  56. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    o.O

    How many people get to say that? -- Yeah, this is my second pair of arms.

    Good for him. :D

  57. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 1:33 am
    I guess they have the right to bare arms in Germany.
  58. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 1:34 am
    YER MAWS A JOBBY
  59. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 1:36 am
    "I guess they have the right to bare arms in Germany."

    *ba dum tsss*

    *silence*

    LadyWeasel: Johnny start the car.

  60. Profile photo of Desumien
    Desumien Female 18-29
    374 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 1:39 am
    meh
  61. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 2:54 am
    techgeek07: What? Like a handstand?

    Yay good science wins again...hopefully.

  62. Profile photo of Colin123
    Colin123 Male 18-29
    18 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 4:31 am
    Scottish arabs? Wit?
    Believe it or not, no alot of us say "awa` n bile yer heid", regardless of what youtube taught you ..
  63. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 5:16 am
    Does he deserve another pair of arms if he was stupid enough to put them into a combine harvester in the first place?
  64. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 5:39 am
    At least they aren`t womens hands.
  65. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    741 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 5:44 am
    they should have given him some arms like mine. but not mine.
  66. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    pretty poodrating amazing
  67. Profile photo of Takillya
    Takillya Male 18-29
    57 posts
    August 4, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    if it works, they should give him another 2 like goro from mortal kombat

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