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Date: 08/12/08 10:14 AM

69 Responses to German Couple Gives Birth to Twins

  1. Profile photo of dellara
    dellara Female 13-17
    148 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:37 am
    Link: German Couple Gives Birth to Twins - But wait, one is black, and one is white.
  2. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:17 am
    aww there so cute :D
  3. Profile photo of magnificent
    magnificent Male 30-39
    38 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:18 am
    My guess is that hausfrau has an eye for the geegees. Either that, or is blind in one eye.
  4. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:18 am
    darn.
    no.
    cant.
    type joke. musn`t type joke.
    im not gonna.
    good day.

    *hopes*
  5. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:20 am
    The parent`s are just lucky, that`s all. Nothing special about it.
  6. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:22 am
    mychemgirl, i wanna know the joke!!
  7. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
    1225 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:23 am
    Now I really want to know what MYCHEMGIRL`s joke is...
  8. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2029 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:26 am
    Please tell us the joke. :-)
  9. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
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    August 12, 2008 at 10:26 am
    now i understand how two half white/half black people can give birth two one black and one white kid, but i dont see how a black person and a white person can have a black kid and a white kid.

    the mother has no "white" genes to pass on to the child, so the child must be half black. The father has no "black" genes to pass on to the child so the child must be half white, you cant have an all black baby in this situation.

  10. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:26 am
    mychemgirl?!?!
    come on
    dont not tell us now!!!
    *explodes*
    they r so cute!!!
    oh and nice one ruining my day, elHadji >.<
  11. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:27 am
    unless the mother had a tanning bed in her womb, and one of the babies is obsessed with tanning.
  12. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:28 am
    jok plz
  13. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 10:29 am
    One of them is a mutant...
  14. Profile photo of elHadji
    elHadji Male 70 & Over
    1456 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:33 am
    May I ask what it was that I wrote that ruined your day? Was is the simple truth? If so, then you made my day. :)
  15. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:33 am
    One of them is going to be racist! It`ll tear the family apart.
  16. Profile photo of Naname
    Naname Male 13-17
    66 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:36 am
    ^Why do I have a feeling that is going to be the case?
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:39 am
    This has already happened before. And in a cooler way! It was where the parents were both mixed, and there were two girls. One had dark skin, black hair, and brown eyes. The other had light skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

    That was much cooler.

  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:41 am
    Here it is.
  19. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Ebony and Ivory...
  20. Profile photo of monkeymisfit
    monkeymisfit Male 18-29
    33 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:44 am
    did anyone notice the link under this one
  21. Profile photo of lightbluenym
    lightbluenym Female 18-29
    272 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:46 am
    I like how the reporter had to point out that they`re not identical...
  22. Profile photo of spp
    spp Female 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 10:56 am
    considering there is a `1 in 1,000,000` chance of this happening, there are a awful lot of cases around at the moment!

    I saw an interview just this week on UK tv about twins, onw white, one black. One was a boy and one a girl and they were a little older than this case.

  23. Profile photo of Chopin
    Chopin Female 13-17
    89 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:56 am
    WITCHCRAFT!
  24. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:59 am
    darn.
    its been a half hour.
    and i spent my time looking up what stomach acid is called.
    point is:
    i completely forgot the joke.
    probably wasnt that funny.

    so...i didnt find it.
    i was telling my mom i was so hungry that i was burping up and i cant remember what its called.
    whos gonna tell me and make me feel really stupid?
    :D

  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:00 am
    Well, Spp, there are more than a million people in the world. Why wouldn`t there be hundreds of cases?
  26. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Because Opie, twins themselves are a rarity.
  27. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:03 am
    never mind.
    i remembered it.
    it was on the tip of my tounge.
    and i cut off the tip of my tounge and put it in my brain.
    so now i know.
    hydrochloric acid.
    i still feel stupid.
  28. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:03 am
    Here`s the joke: A guy walks into a bar and sees a black woman. He has twins with her and only one of them is black! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
  29. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:04 am
    nah, my joke was really racist.
  30. Profile photo of farquaadhnch
    farquaadhnch Male 18-29
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    August 12, 2008 at 11:05 am
    ::shakes head:: I`m dissapointed MCG... very dissapointed.
  31. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:05 am
    (I may be stepping over the line but...) Wow...is that what they mean by "Mama`s boy"?
  32. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1246 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:07 am
    How do you kill 50 Ethipoians? Throw a biscuit over a cliff. How do you kill 50 flies? Punch an Ethipoian in the face.

    Now Ive said a racist joke which will get deleted, now you can tell yours.

  33. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:11 am
    no. i refuse.
    like i said.
    i have the joke.
    just not the funny part...yet.
    i might in a few hours, maybe.
  34. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:19 am
    Coincidental to the game posted before this one. >_>
  35. Profile photo of __carebear__
    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:22 am
    I bet they`re gonna listen to a lot of Hannah Montana when they get older.

    Anyone get that?

    ...Anyone?

  36. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:23 am
    it dont matter if you`re black or white -grabs crotch- >.<
  37. Profile photo of Yoma4
    Yoma4 Female 13-17
    486 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:25 am
    never mind.
    i remembered it.
    it was on the tip of my tounge.
    and i cut off the tip of my tounge and put it in my brain.
    so now i know.
    hydrochloric acid.
    i still feel stupid.

    -

    ACID REFLUX!
    What? That isn`t what you meant?

  38. Profile photo of Mitchell1192
    Mitchell1192 Male 13-17
    99 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:31 am
    The black one will be the racist that tears the family apart.

    What is wrong with that guy that he would marry such an ugly b!tch

  39. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:44 am
    ACID REFLUX!
    What? That isn`t what you meant?
    -
    no, acid reflux was not what i meant.
    i told my mom that i was so hungry that i could taste the hydrochloric acid when i burped. i just forgot what the stomach acid is called
  40. Profile photo of Rizel
    Rizel Male 18-29
    213 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    Oh Mychemgirl...Gastric acid is one of the main secretions of the stomach, together with several enzymes and intrinsic factor. Chemically it is an acid solution with a pH of 1 to 2 in the stomach lumen, consisting mainly of hydrochloric acid (HCl), and small quantities of potassium chloride (KCl) and sodium chloride (NaCl)

    yay! Fun with science!

    (and the video was cool too)

  41. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:27 pm
    The resouns theres only few in the world is because there arent that many interracial couples so one in a million for them would be quite alot.
  42. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    Thats pretty interesting, kind of feel srry for the kids though, god damn that would be awkward
  43. Profile photo of WHOISIT12345
    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    cool
  44. Profile photo of idontknow951
    idontknow951 Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 12:35 pm
    TELL THE GOD DAMN JOKE. BEFORE I GO BALLISTIC ON YOU.
  45. Profile photo of jkmerc
    jkmerc Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    it`s possible that the twins mom carries an x chromosome that comes from europe and when you mix the dad`s genes you get a white looking kid... but this wouldn`t explain why the black one is well so black looking... lol i`m going back to the drawing board on this one.
    and we`re waiting on that joke mychemgirl it better be funny.
  46. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    there is no joke.
  47. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    you lie, mcg
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    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    ..nobody will believe them when they say they`re twins..a bit awkward.

    mychem. just do it.

  49. Profile photo of dec26girl
    dec26girl Female 18-29
    42 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    to be fair..... the `white` baby wasn`t all that white but possibly just a lighter tan color. Who says this `white` baby is going to stay white and not just be.... tan?

    But still, nevertheless, cute babies.

  50. Profile photo of beatlefaerie
    beatlefaerie Female 18-29
    294 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    Am I the only one who doesn`t care about the damn joke?
    Stop whoring yourself on I-A-B! It`s pathetic
  51. Profile photo of ibetam
    ibetam Male 18-29
    51 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    copy and pasted from wiki without referencing, Rizel? surely re-wording wouldn`t have been that much effort
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    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    the husband looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show.
  53. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
    1204 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    i love the game that was posted after this.
  54. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8309 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    The Missionary gets dragged before the Chief of the tribe, who has a large machete in his hand. The Chief says to the Missionary...

    "As you know, my favourite wife gave birth to a child yesterday. That child is white! YOU are the only white man within a thousand trees of here, and you and my wife spend a great deal of time together! It is obvious what happened... therefore I am going to kill you!"

    "Now wait", says the Missionary. You are uncivilised, you don`t have science like the white man does. Our scientists know about genetics, recessive traits, and albinos... on the way to your hut today, did I not see a flock of sheep, and all the sheep were white, except one single sheep that was black?"

    "OK", says the Chief. "I`ll let you keep living... as long as you keep to yourself what you know about me and the sheep..."

  55. Profile photo of clever-chan
    clever-chan Female 18-29
    345 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:18 pm
    I was hoping for both of the parents to be totally white, then the mother would have had some explaining to do ROFL! Wouldn`t that be crazy? If she had unprotected sex the same day and the 2 seperate sperms reached the 2 seperate eggs at the same time, think of 2 half sibling twins! That would be some Maury poo right there!
    ...
    Oh dear, I think my white trash is showing again.
  56. Profile photo of neveryours
    neveryours Female 13-17
    1269 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    lol elHadji
    no it wasnt it was your cynisism
    crap i spelled that wrong...
  57. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 4:44 am
    Aww.. Opie the two little girls are so cute.
  58. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 5:27 am
    OH WOWZA!
  59. Profile photo of YouAreAShoe
    YouAreAShoe Male 18-29
    136 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 5:51 am
    LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS LINKED TO THE GAME BLACK N WHITE 2
  60. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:45 am
    i heard about those two little girls before as well, so it`s not that shocking
  61. Profile photo of ayull
    ayull Male 18-29
    241 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:10 am
    newslady: They aren`t identical twins.

    rest of world: No poo!

  62. Profile photo of Fwoggie2
    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 12:20 pm
    Nothing wrong with this; a friend of mine has a kid who`s white skinned, blonde and has light brown eyes.

    Dad is White. Mum is Indian.

    God help the Indians when he goes backpacking round India, fluent in Hindi, Punjabi and Gujarati in about 18 years; they won`t know what`s hit em.

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    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm
    happens all the time in The Sims. o_o
  64. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 3:15 pm
    Opiebreath: Because not all of the 7 billion people in the world had twins. xD
  65. Profile photo of tenshin
    tenshin Female 13-17
    75 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 5:03 pm
    at first i thought it was going to be something about woman cheating on her white husband. then i was like oh, that`s not as interesting. x3
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    DDylan Male 13-17
    98 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    *laughs at Lionhart2`s joke* xD
  67. Profile photo of gcxj220
    gcxj220 Male 18-29
    616 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:30 pm
    Photoshopped.
  68. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    i was totally on the same page as clever-chan
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    March 11, 2010 at 9:15 am
    lol i heard of this before

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