German Couple Gives Birth to Twins

Submitted by: dellara 8 years ago Weird

But wait, one is black, and one is white.
There are 69 comments:
Female 635
lol i heard of this before
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Female 268
i was totally on the same page as clever-chan
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Male 616
Photoshopped.
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Male 98
*laughs at Lionhart2`s joke* xD
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Female 75
at first i thought it was going to be something about woman cheating on her white husband. then i was like oh, that`s not as interesting. x3
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Female 254
Opiebreath: Because not all of the 7 billion people in the world had twins. xD
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Female 254
happens all the time in The Sims. o_o
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Male 1,803
Nothing wrong with this; a friend of mine has a kid who`s white skinned, blonde and has light brown eyes.

Dad is White. Mum is Indian.

God help the Indians when he goes backpacking round India, fluent in Hindi, Punjabi and Gujarati in about 18 years; they won`t know what`s hit em.

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Male 239
newslady: They aren`t identical twins.

rest of world: No poo!

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Female 264
i heard about those two little girls before as well, so it`s not that shocking
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Male 135
LOL I THOUGHT IT WAS LINKED TO THE GAME BLACK N WHITE 2
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Male 1,425
OH WOWZA!
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Female 306
Aww.. Opie the two little girls are so cute.
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Female 1,269
lol elHadji
no it wasnt it was your cynisism
crap i spelled that wrong...
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Female 345
I was hoping for both of the parents to be totally white, then the mother would have had some explaining to do ROFL! Wouldn`t that be crazy? If she had unprotected sex the same day and the 2 seperate sperms reached the 2 seperate eggs at the same time, think of 2 half sibling twins! That would be some Maury poo right there!
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Oh dear, I think my white trash is showing again.
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Male 8,302
The Missionary gets dragged before the Chief of the tribe, who has a large machete in his hand. The Chief says to the Missionary...

"As you know, my favourite wife gave birth to a child yesterday. That child is white! YOU are the only white man within a thousand trees of here, and you and my wife spend a great deal of time together! It is obvious what happened... therefore I am going to kill you!"

"Now wait", says the Missionary. You are uncivilised, you don`t have science like the white man does. Our scientists know about genetics, recessive traits, and albinos... on the way to your hut today, did I not see a flock of sheep, and all the sheep were white, except one single sheep that was black?"

"OK", says the Chief. "I`ll let you keep living... as long as you keep to yourself what you know about me and the sheep..."

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Male 1,204
i love the game that was posted after this.
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Female 855
the husband looks like Steve from the Jerry Springer show.
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Male 51
copy and pasted from wiki without referencing, Rizel? surely re-wording wouldn`t have been that much effort
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Female 294
Am I the only one who doesn`t care about the damn joke?
Stop whoring yourself on I-A-B! It`s pathetic
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Female 42
to be fair..... the `white` baby wasn`t all that white but possibly just a lighter tan color. Who says this `white` baby is going to stay white and not just be.... tan?

But still, nevertheless, cute babies.

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Female 70
..nobody will believe them when they say they`re twins..a bit awkward.

mychem. just do it.

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Male 543
you lie, mcg
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Female 1,287
there is no joke.
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Male 30
it`s possible that the twins mom carries an x chromosome that comes from europe and when you mix the dad`s genes you get a white looking kid... but this wouldn`t explain why the black one is well so black looking... lol i`m going back to the drawing board on this one.
and we`re waiting on that joke mychemgirl it better be funny.
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Male 907
TELL THE GOD DAMN JOKE. BEFORE I GO BALLISTIC ON YOU.
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Male 4,393
cool
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Male 5,970
Thats pretty interesting, kind of feel srry for the kids though, god damn that would be awkward
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Male 1,766
The resouns theres only few in the world is because there arent that many interracial couples so one in a million for them would be quite alot.
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Male 213
Oh Mychemgirl...Gastric acid is one of the main secretions of the stomach, together with several enzymes and intrinsic factor. Chemically it is an acid solution with a pH of 1 to 2 in the stomach lumen, consisting mainly of hydrochloric acid (HCl), and small quantities of potassium chloride (KCl) and sodium chloride (NaCl)

yay! Fun with science!

(and the video was cool too)

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Female 1,287
ACID REFLUX!
What? That isn`t what you meant?
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no, acid reflux was not what i meant.
i told my mom that i was so hungry that i could taste the hydrochloric acid when i burped. i just forgot what the stomach acid is called [hydrochloric!]
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Male 99
The black one will be the racist that tears the family apart.

What is wrong with that guy that he would marry such an ugly b!tch

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Female 486
never mind.
i remembered it.
it was on the tip of my tounge.
and i cut off the tip of my tounge and put it in my brain.
so now i know.
hydrochloric acid.
i still feel stupid.

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ACID REFLUX!
What? That isn`t what you meant?

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Female 5,139
it dont matter if you`re black or white -grabs crotch- >.<
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Female 687
I bet they`re gonna listen to a lot of Hannah Montana when they get older.

Anyone get that?

...Anyone?

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Male 2,395
Coincidental to the game posted before this one. >_>
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Female 1,287
no. i refuse.
like i said.
i have the joke.
just not the funny part...yet.
i might in a few hours, maybe.
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Male 1,244
How do you kill 50 Ethipoians? Throw a biscuit over a cliff. How do you kill 50 flies? Punch an Ethipoian in the face.

Now Ive said a racist joke which will get deleted, now you can tell yours.

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Male 9,306
(I may be stepping over the line but...) Wow...is that what they mean by "Mama`s boy"?
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Male 1,225
::shakes head:: I`m dissapointed MCG... very dissapointed.
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Female 1,287
nah, my joke was really racist.
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Male 1,244
Here`s the joke: A guy walks into a bar and sees a black woman. He has twins with her and only one of them is black! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Female 1,287
never mind.
i remembered it.
it was on the tip of my tounge.
and i cut off the tip of my tounge and put it in my brain.
so now i know.
hydrochloric acid.
i still feel stupid.
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Male 509
Because Opie, twins themselves are a rarity.
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Female 15,763
Well, Spp, there are more than a million people in the world. Why wouldn`t there be hundreds of cases?
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Female 1,287
darn.
its been a half hour.
and i spent my time looking up what stomach acid is called.
point is:
i completely forgot the joke.
probably wasnt that funny.

so...i didnt find it.
i was telling my mom i was so hungry that i was burping up [stomach acid] and i cant remember what its called.
whos gonna tell me and make me feel really stupid?
:D

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Female 89
WITCHCRAFT!
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Female 299
considering there is a `1 in 1,000,000` chance of this happening, there are a awful lot of cases around at the moment!

I saw an interview just this week on UK tv about twins, onw white, one black. One was a boy and one a girl and they were a little older than this case.

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Female 272
I like how the reporter had to point out that they`re not identical...
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Male 33
did anyone notice the link under this one
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Male 7,933
Ebony and Ivory...
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Female 15,763
Here it is.
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Female 15,763
This has already happened before. And in a cooler way! It was where the parents were both mixed, and there were two girls. One had dark skin, black hair, and brown eyes. The other had light skin, blonde hair, and blue eyes.

That was much cooler.

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Male 66
^Why do I have a feeling that is going to be the case?
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Male 509
One of them is going to be racist! It`ll tear the family apart.
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Male 1,455
May I ask what it was that I wrote that ruined your day? Was is the simple truth? If so, then you made my day. :)
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Male 2,422
One of them is a mutant...
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Male 386
jok plz
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Male 1,220
unless the mother had a tanning bed in her womb, and one of the babies is obsessed with tanning.
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Female 1,269
mychemgirl?!?!
come on
dont not tell us now!!!
*explodes*
they r so cute!!!
oh and nice one ruining my day, elHadji >.<
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Male 1,220
now i understand how two half white/half black people can give birth two one black and one white kid, but i dont see how a black person and a white person can have a black kid and a white kid.

the mother has no "white" genes to pass on to the child, so the child must be half black. The father has no "black" genes to pass on to the child so the child must be half white, you cant have an all black baby in this situation.

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Male 2,028
Please tell us the joke. :-)
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Male 1,225
Now I really want to know what MYCHEMGIRL`s joke is...
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Female 193
mychemgirl, i wanna know the joke!!
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Male 1,455
The parent`s are just lucky, that`s all. Nothing special about it.
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Female 1,287
darn.
no.
cant.
type joke. musn`t type joke.
im not gonna.
good day.
[im pretty sure someone else will say it.]
*hopes*
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Male 38
My guess is that hausfrau has an eye for the geegees. Either that, or is blind in one eye.
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Female 193
aww there so cute :D
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Female 148
Link: German Couple Gives Birth to Twins [Rate Link] - But wait, one is black, and one is white.
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