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Date: 08/12/08 04:19 AM

32 Responses to Forklift Helps 700-Pound Man Make Rare Outing

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:20 am
    Link: Forklift Helps 700-Pound Man Make Rare Outing - Manuel Uribe can travel to the shore of a lake in northern Mexico without ever leaving his specially designed bed.
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    Chiefy Male 18-29
    713 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:26 am
    I`m sure his fiancee has a loong time to wait before he`s able to walk down the isle. Good luck to them
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:43 am
    If I was that fat I would just shoot myself.
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    insugpaul Male 30-39
    6 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 4:53 am
    I`m sure his fiancee has a loong time to wait before she can find his penis on the honeymoon.
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:07 am
    I feel sorry for him. The way they transported him in his "special" bed made him look like some caged animal.
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    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:07 am
    I`m sure his fiancee has a loong time to wait before she gets any of the dinner.
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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:13 am
    Why make life easier for those who have made it hard for themselves?
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    yo-i-am-luke Male 18-29
    626 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:58 am
    Insugpaul has a point... how does he find it? You need to pee sometime o.o

    And because they have nothing better to do then haul a big fat guy around, kairobert ^.^

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    Igmo Male 18-29
    1263 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:04 am
    "If I was that fat I would just shoot myself."

    Well, the bullet would most likely rebound off of your flabbyness, So that foils that plan.

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    arabking Male 13-17
    147 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:28 am
    couldnt he just roll all the way to the lake? like start him on top of of a big ramp and just give him a push? wouldve saved a lot of time and money.
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    Mistinguett Female 18-29
    53 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:50 am
    Ew he has a fiancée? Theres hope for us all..
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    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:01 am
    Fat people should all be gased to death.
    Theyre a drain on their respective countries economy and dont deserve to live.
    Same for the disabled of the world and the terminally ill.
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    Foogle Male 18-29
    38 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:18 am
    Disabled people? There are plenty of disabled that contribute to the world. Take Stephen Hawkins for example.
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    Marce Female 13-17
    70 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:22 am
    You know.
    He`s lost 700 pounds.
    kudos to him for not just dying, but trying to get down to a decent weight.
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    JackX Male 18-29
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:23 am
    Mkay hes an exception the rest should be killed.
    And his wife abused him so he gets let off anyway.
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    FrigginMo Male 18-29
    266 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:48 am
    poo this is old. This guy used to be 1200 pounds. Of all the stories of insanely obese people this one is really the only one I feel sorry for. And he`s the only one that seems to be a decent person with a hunger for life.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:26 am
    hunger for life, tee hee
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:27 am
    i always wonder how these people mary. there is another one that got married. i mean NO sex life. NONE. wtf just go be a priest or something.
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:44 am
    @ airsofter1: No way, he might eat the children.
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    Rendin Male 13-17
    13 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 8:46 am
    "What`s that, Daddy?"

    "Why, son, that`s Mercury! The planet closest to the sun. What it`s doing down here by the wharf I haven`t an idea... Maybe we should ask a scientist."


    "I`m a guy, you jerk!"


    Scene from Family Guy depicting the EXACT same situation.

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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:14 am
    So who`s forklifting him to the fridge? Sheesh! I like the clip when he`s dancing in bed for exercise. I guess that`s mean but it`s funny. I also don`t feel bad about all the crap I ate and drank this weekend.
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    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 9:19 am
    They NEED to put that Manatee back in the water. Those things are endangered.
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:07 am
    @silverthread
    maybe we can make them extinct.
    ----------------------------------
    think about actually putting him int he water.
    would he sink from heaviness?
    or will he float because how boyant he is.
    the world may never know.
    --unless...
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:08 am
    **in the**
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:09 am
    I take offense to that, Jack. I hope for your sake that it`s sarcasm.


    And that`s exactly what I was thinking of, Rendin. xD

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    Pattywagon Male 13-17
    64 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 10:43 am
    ...jabba the hutt is real O_O
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    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 11:00 am
    *insert taco joke here*
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    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 1:02 pm
    Wow, I`m really glad the fiancee can look past his weight and love him. She must be a really great person. Or she just wants some media. Oh well.
    She`s pretty pretty for a woman who is engaged to an obese man...
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    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    didn`t we already see a clip of him on here?
    anyway 1250 pounds how can you get do fat????
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    Unrepentant Male 40-49
    11 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 6:54 pm
    So THAT`S why there are so many staring children in the world... he ate all their food.
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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    August 12, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    just like in family guy
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    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 4:38 am
    Dude, I weigh 10 TIMES less than that. I can`t find anyone to even date, AND HE`S ENGAGED?!!! Sorry, I am just having a rough morning. And I guess I don`t talk much...

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