Florida Man Calls 911 Over Bad Subway Sandwich

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

Yes, he was from Florida. Yes, an arrest was made.
There are 86 comments:
Male 5
"go to quiznos TOASTY. 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS BABY "

rofl thats subway....

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Female 6
"As one of the few natives of florida left here I can only say to all bashers COME get your parents before the next election and take all the other idiots who have moved here from most of your states with you.PS You people are the reason its hard to find people born and raised here when you all came most of us moved....."

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Exactly!

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Male 151
go to quiznos TOASTY. 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS BABY
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Female 48
So what was this guy arrested for? And haha, epic BURN he got his picture on national tv for calling the cops on a bad sandwich ;)
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Female 471
Not as good as the woman that called 911 about a damn hamburger.
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Female 244
"Probably has something to do with the 2000 election. You know, the one screwed-up by the idiot democrat voters that moved here from up north."

Oh. Well now it makes sense.

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Male 334
wait so why did he get arrested?
he didn`t do anything wrong
i mean sure it was pretty stupid to do that
but if people are going to get arrested for stupidity
then more than half of the US would be gone
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Male 1,590
If Florida is America`s johnson, that would make New York America`s armpit.

"HEY! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don`t hate on Florida! Honestly, can someone tell me why people hate Florida? I`m lost here."

Probably has something to do with the 2000 election. You know, the one screwed-up by the idiot democrat voters that moved here from up north.

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Male 32
"Hello, this is 911. What is your emergency?"
"I need to know: Amercian cheese or Swiss?!?!?"
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Female 1,470
Hahahaha
Sandwich
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Female 141
I hate subway, it stinks, and if you go in the smell lingers.
Most of Liverpool smells of subway, coz there is one on nearly every corner.
Also its nearly £4 for a butty. Its a butty people.
:|
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Male 493
Subway is good, sometimes. If I called 911 each time I`ve gotten screwed over by Subway`s sandwich making, I may as well put it on speed dial.

Seriously, how dare they give me a footlong sub with only two slices of bacon, one ounce of chicken and THREE FISTFULS OF ICEBERG LETTUCE

I`m thinking about switching to Quiznos right about now.

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Male 16
What a Moron. I hate people like that, who uses 911 for non-emergency related stuff.
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Female 408
theres a hell of a lot of people on here from florida...

nevada.. represent..?

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Male 182
Wellduh, he`s from Jacksonville!

We`re not as lame down here in the Palm Beach county.

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Male 815
that`s pretty petty over five dollar footlongs.. ha and over mayo

yeah, let`s just get the vote for our nation`s castration going... probably for the best

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Female 917
Noooooooo! Not again!

These idiots are making all of us other Floridians look bad...

Why would he call 911 for a SANDWICH? Seriously, didn`t he hear it was for EMERGENCIES only, not to complain about how he didn`t get mayo on his sub...


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Male 2,160
...*facepalm*
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Female 61
I am a pretty little girl, dratITY drat drat drat, rooster SUCKING BICTH.
I love these people in Florida. They make sadists like me happy as hell. :-)
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Male 79
haha so he got arrested? what?
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Male 139
As one of the few natives of florida left here I can only say to all bashers COME get your parents before the next election and take all the other idiots who have moved here from most of your states with you.PS You people are the reason its hard to find people born and raised here when you all came most of us moved.....
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Female 91
lol, i just went out and got subway after seeing this.
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Male 95
go to fark.com they have a special tab for news from florida
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Male 7,933
"Hello 911"
"Yeah, Fancylad has not added any new links in awhile!"

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Female 4,376
maybe we should just dial 911 for all of lifes little problems
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Male 549
I could understand it if his sandwich was on fir eor something
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Male 7,933
Yes they are moo, just try to add a hispanic accent and if they dont understand say your from el salvador.
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Female 133
lol "how would you like to be known for that for, uh, the rest of your life?"
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Female 157
Don`t most people ask to see the manager?
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Female 193
lol, no i wasnt thinking what you were thinking dilldog.
well i just got back from subway,and the service SUCKED!! i couldnt hear what the guy was saying, he just mumbled, they didnt have the kind of bread i wanted, AND he cut my sub when i wasnt even done ordering. when i told him i also wanted olives he just put a big handful right in the middle. another guy had to come out a take over for him.
i was about ready to call 911! lol. sorry about my big complaint :)
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Male 404
mellisa=ownt... sorry,

on a brighter note the girl in the video looked hot.. all we got here in Massachusetts are like random white guys who get pissed when you switch your type of bread....

prime i think im gonna move down to Miami, are brown people welcome?

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Male 308
I heard this on the radio a week ago.
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Male 7
$7 for a foot long, that`s cheap!!!

A foot long here is in excess of £5 ~ $10

btw my youtube bar is also green

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Male 5,970
is anyone else`s youtube thing green at the bottom?
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Male 59
we should also get rid of gingers
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Male 386
Chicken, bacon, Ranch sauce, salt and pepper, lettuce, mozzarella.

But I prefer going to Babies `r` Us. All the meat is totally fresh.

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Melissa921
Female, 13-17, Eastern US
127 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:02:07 PM
wow, i can barely finish a footlong!

are you thinking about what im thinking? sorry, it was right there, and someone had to say it.

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Male 2,395
OMG Thats terrible!! :O
Terribly ridiculous!
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Male 22
Hey!!.. the other day i ordered a subway and it didn`t came with mustard too.... i will call 911, thanks for the advice!

............ LOL

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Male 4,393
opiebreath
Female, 13-17, Western US
2849 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 1:17:54 PM
O_O

I don`t think I can take much more of this...

Someone build me like a 3 mile long saw. Florida needs to be cut off.

Literally.

yes SAW OFF FLORIDA!!!!!!!!! O.o

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Female 15,763
I just like turkey, cheese, lettuce, onion.

>_>

And sometimes if I`m feeling extra crazy, a dash of mustard. xD

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Female 519
Damn it Florida!
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Female 408
That IS the main course, I don`t like chips either.
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Female 408
provolone*
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Male 7,933
"Veggie on white, provalone. Light mayo, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, extra pickle, cucumber, salt, pepper, oregano, oil and vinegar. I don`t understand how they can get it wrong if you`re standing right there watching them though?"

And the main course???

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Female 408
Veggie on white, provalone. Light mayo, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, extra pickle, cucumber, salt, pepper, oregano, oil and vinegar. I don`t understand how they can get it wrong if you`re standing right there watching them though?
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Female 60
LOL

I think I`m in love.

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Female 193
elkingo
Male, 18-29, Eastern US
246 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:02:44 PM

no mustard, no mayo.. mutha^^$&^#s!!!!
*dials 911*
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haha that made me lol

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Male 909
Mmm...
I usually go for roast beef, swiss cheese, chipotle mayo, and olives.

Damn, now I`m hungry.

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Male 5,620
no mustard, no mayo.. mutha^^$&^#s!!!!

*dials 911*

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Female 444
It`s amazing that there are people who are so dumb that they don`t understand why we have emergency services in place, yet have enough money to buy a $7 sub. Amazing that they could actually get hired somewhere or figure out the welfare system.

Hmm...removing Florida should be part of Obama`s campaign. I`d vote for that.

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Female 193
wow, i can barely finish a footlong!
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Male 7,933
Not the ones I get. Since im not into that healthy junk I get a footlong, ham, bacon, cookies, a drink, and if im really hungry 2 or 3 chips
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Female 193
i love subway! i think im going to go get a sub there today actually. my favorite is the spicy italian. :D
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Female 4,376
but now they got 5 dollar foot longs XD
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Male 7,933
Have you ever had a bad subway sub? Its terrible I would`ve done the same, all soggy and out of taste. For 7 bucks a sub it better be perfect
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Female 4,376
i mean who would really call 911 over a sub?

come on... how can you possibly be so stupid...

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Female 4,376
another florida person lolz

still what a n00b

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Female 1,142
Working in fast food in any state sucks.
I`ve definitely met people that`ve seemed one step away from this fella, and I`ve made their products right.
Crazies is everywhere.
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Female 5,139
^^^
lol
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Male 7,933
we actually had a petition going where we build a giant moat to remove ourselves from the US. Didnt pass unfortunately
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Male 489
Damn right.

sandwichs need to be perfect

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Female 1,287
-sigh-
i`ll get the 3 mile long saw.
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Male 599
Speaking of which, my sister works for dispatch at a police department, and I got to go with her to work one night, and while I was there, a woman called 911 to complain about the music at the gas station that she was at.
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Male 7,933
I vote bye bye florida. Then we create our own football league thus removing 50% of the talent from the NFl, get exclusive contracts from Sirius Satellite Radio and then use the money to fund an army and use the guns/drugs we currently have and take over the US. Then we rename the US, The United Streets of Miami. Capital, Sweetwater.... I can see it now
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Female 5,139
thats so ridiculous.

and i love subway!

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Female 127
Melissa that is a great idea.
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Female 244
HEY! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don`t hate on Florida! Honestly, can someone tell me why people hate Florida? I`m lost here.
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Female 1,545
I saw this yesterday somewhere....

But hilarious nonetheless.

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Male 1,766
whats more stupid the fact he called or the fact they arrested him.
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Female 193
^^LOL
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Female 408
"Saturday, August 09, 2008 1:25:43 PM
we dont have to get rid of florida completly.. (please)
i say just get all of the idiots that live down here and make them live in their own country..
it will be called idiotopia"

Circumcision?

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Female 408
Yeah it does..
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Female 193
we dont have to get rid of florida completly.. (please)
i say just get all of the idiots that live down here and make them live in their own country..
it will be called idiotopia
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Male 614
In fact, maybe I will get a subway sandwich!
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Male 614
Subway sandwiches really do sound good right about now...
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Male 614
I`m hungry now.
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Female 15,763
But how do we fix this!

EVERY DAY!

*sobs*

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Female 408
I live long ways away from Florida. I vote castration!
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Female 70
I saw that on the news.

I wish my part of Florida was as bad as everyone thinks it is. At least then it would be interesting once in awhile.

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Female 15,763
IT`S FOR AMERICA`S OWN GOOD!

Okay Florida, this is going to hurt me a lot more- No.. no this`ll feel f*cking great to me.

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Female 408
Florida: America`s P.enis
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Female 193
wow... im sick of all these stories making us floridians look bad!
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Male 1,825
opie, don`t castrate america!
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Female 15,763
O_O

I don`t think I can take much more of this...

Someone build me like a 3 mile long saw. Florida needs to be cut off.

Literally.

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Male 20,825
Link: Florida Man Calls 911 Over Bad Subway Sandwich [Rate Link] - Yes, he was from Florida. Yes, an arrest was made.
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