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Date: 08/09/08 01:13 PM

86 Responses to Florida Man Calls 911 Over Bad Subway Sandwich

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Link: Florida Man Calls 911 Over Bad Subway Sandwich - Yes, he was from Florida. Yes, an arrest was made.
  2. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    O_O

    I don`t think I can take much more of this...

    Someone build me like a 3 mile long saw. Florida needs to be cut off.

    Literally.

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    opie, don`t castrate america!
  4. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    wow... im sick of all these stories making us floridians look bad!
  5. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    Florida: America`s P.enis
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    IT`S FOR AMERICA`S OWN GOOD!

    Okay Florida, this is going to hurt me a lot more- No.. no this`ll feel f*cking great to me.

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    searenee Female 13-17
    70 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    I saw that on the news.

    I wish my part of Florida was as bad as everyone thinks it is. At least then it would be interesting once in awhile.

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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    I live long ways away from Florida. I vote castration!
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    But how do we fix this!

    EVERY DAY!

    *sobs*

  10. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:23 pm
    I`m hungry now.
  11. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Subway sandwiches really do sound good right about now...
  12. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    In fact, maybe I will get a subway sandwich!
  13. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    we dont have to get rid of florida completly.. (please)
    i say just get all of the idiots that live down here and make them live in their own country..
    it will be called idiotopia
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    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    Yeah it does..
  15. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    "Saturday, August 09, 2008 1:25:43 PM
    we dont have to get rid of florida completly.. (please)
    i say just get all of the idiots that live down here and make them live in their own country..
    it will be called idiotopia"

    Circumcision?

  16. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    ^^LOL
  17. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    I saw this yesterday somewhere....

    But hilarious nonetheless.

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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    whats more stupid the fact he called or the fact they arrested him.
  19. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    HEY! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don`t hate on Florida! Honestly, can someone tell me why people hate Florida? I`m lost here.
  20. Profile photo of 420Chellie
    420Chellie Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:27 pm
    Melissa that is a great idea.
  21. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:28 pm
    thats so ridiculous.

    and i love subway!

  22. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    I vote bye bye florida. Then we create our own football league thus removing 50% of the talent from the NFl, get exclusive contracts from Sirius Satellite Radio and then use the money to fund an army and use the guns/drugs we currently have and take over the US. Then we rename the US, The United Streets of Miami. Capital, Sweetwater.... I can see it now
  23. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:29 pm
    Speaking of which, my sister works for dispatch at a police department, and I got to go with her to work one night, and while I was there, a woman called 911 to complain about the music at the gas station that she was at.
  24. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    Damn right.

    sandwichs need to be perfect

  25. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    -sigh-
    i`ll get the 3 mile long saw.
  26. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:34 pm
    we actually had a petition going where we build a giant moat to remove ourselves from the US. Didnt pass unfortunately
  27. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:35 pm
    ^^^
    lol
  28. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    Working in fast food in any state sucks.
    I`ve definitely met people that`ve seemed one step away from this fella, and I`ve made their products right.
    Crazies is everywhere.
  29. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:37 pm
    another florida person lolz

    still what a n00b

  30. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:39 pm
    i mean who would really call 911 over a sub?

    come on... how can you possibly be so stupid...

  31. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:47 pm
    Have you ever had a bad subway sub? Its terrible I would`ve done the same, all soggy and out of taste. For 7 bucks a sub it better be perfect
  32. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    but now they got 5 dollar foot longs XD
  33. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:55 pm
    i love subway! i think im going to go get a sub there today actually. my favorite is the spicy italian. :D
  34. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 1:58 pm
    Not the ones I get. Since im not into that healthy junk I get a footlong, ham, bacon, cookies, a drink, and if im really hungry 2 or 3 chips
  35. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    wow, i can barely finish a footlong!
  36. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    It`s amazing that there are people who are so dumb that they don`t understand why we have emergency services in place, yet have enough money to buy a $7 sub. Amazing that they could actually get hired somewhere or figure out the welfare system.

    Hmm...removing Florida should be part of Obama`s campaign. I`d vote for that.

  37. Profile photo of elkingo
    elkingo Male 30-39
    5387 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:02 pm
    no mustard, no mayo.. mutha^^$&^#s!!!!

    *dials 911*

  38. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:03 pm
    Mmm...
    I usually go for roast beef, swiss cheese, chipotle mayo, and olives.

    Damn, now I`m hungry.

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    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:04 pm
    elkingo
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    246 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:02:44 PM

    no mustard, no mayo.. mutha^^$&^#s!!!!
    *dials 911*
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    haha that made me lol

  40. Profile photo of electrikburn
    electrikburn Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    LOL

    I think I`m in love.

  41. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Veggie on white, provalone. Light mayo, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, extra pickle, cucumber, salt, pepper, oregano, oil and vinegar. I don`t understand how they can get it wrong if you`re standing right there watching them though?
  42. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    "Veggie on white, provalone. Light mayo, lettuce, tomato, green pepper, extra pickle, cucumber, salt, pepper, oregano, oil and vinegar. I don`t understand how they can get it wrong if you`re standing right there watching them though?"

    And the main course???

  43. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    provolone*
  44. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    That IS the main course, I don`t like chips either.
  45. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    Damn it Florida!
  46. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    I just like turkey, cheese, lettuce, onion.

    >_>

    And sometimes if I`m feeling extra crazy, a dash of mustard. xD

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    opiebreath
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    2849 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 1:17:54 PM
    O_O

    I don`t think I can take much more of this...

    Someone build me like a 3 mile long saw. Florida needs to be cut off.

    Literally.

    yes SAW OFF FLORIDA!!!!!!!!! O.o

  48. Profile photo of masterx
    masterx Male 18-29
    22 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    Hey!!.. the other day i ordered a subway and it didn`t came with mustard too.... i will call 911, thanks for the advice!

    ............ LOL

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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    OMG Thats terrible!! :O
    Terribly ridiculous!
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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1858 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:33 pm
    US
    938 Posts

    Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:33:02 PM
    Melissa921
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    127 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 2:02:07 PM
    wow, i can barely finish a footlong!

    are you thinking about what im thinking? sorry, it was right there, and someone had to say it.

  51. Profile photo of SuperJesus
    SuperJesus Male 13-17
    388 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    Chicken, bacon, Ranch sauce, salt and pepper, lettuce, mozzarella.

    But I prefer going to Babies `r` Us. All the meat is totally fresh.

  52. Profile photo of rmf13
    rmf13 Male 13-17
    59 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    we should also get rid of gingers
  53. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5976 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    is anyone else`s youtube thing green at the bottom?
  54. Profile photo of iaino2002
    iaino2002 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:58 pm
    $7 for a foot long, that`s cheap!!!

    A foot long here is in excess of £5 ~ $10

    btw my youtube bar is also green

  55. Profile photo of Aretsuku-kun
    Aretsuku-kun Male 13-17
    309 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    I heard this on the radio a week ago.
  56. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    mellisa=ownt... sorry,

    on a brighter note the girl in the video looked hot.. all we got here in Massachusetts are like random white guys who get pissed when you switch your type of bread....

    prime i think im gonna move down to Miami, are brown people welcome?

  57. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    lol, no i wasnt thinking what you were thinking dilldog.
    well i just got back from subway,and the service SUCKED!! i couldnt hear what the guy was saying, he just mumbled, they didnt have the kind of bread i wanted, AND he cut my sub when i wasnt even done ordering. when i told him i also wanted olives he just put a big handful right in the middle. another guy had to come out a take over for him.
    i was about ready to call 911! lol. sorry about my big complaint :)
  58. Profile photo of summerfly
    summerfly Female 18-29
    157 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Don`t most people ask to see the manager?
  59. Profile photo of aniray
    aniray Female 13-17
    133 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    lol "how would you like to be known for that for, uh, the rest of your life?"
  60. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    Yes they are moo, just try to add a hispanic accent and if they dont understand say your from el salvador.
  61. Profile photo of Rise23Up
    Rise23Up Male 18-29
    549 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    I could understand it if his sandwich was on fir eor something
  62. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:31 pm
    maybe we should just dial 911 for all of lifes little problems
  63. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    "Hello 911"
    "Yeah, Fancylad has not added any new links in awhile!"

  64. Profile photo of SweetGun9
    SweetGun9 Male 13-17
    95 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    go to fark.com they have a special tab for news from florida
  65. Profile photo of llama4114
    llama4114 Female 18-29
    91 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 5:53 pm
    lol, i just went out and got subway after seeing this.
  66. Profile photo of phinphan
    phinphan Male 30-39
    139 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 6:03 pm
    As one of the few natives of florida left here I can only say to all bashers COME get your parents before the next election and take all the other idiots who have moved here from most of your states with you.PS You people are the reason its hard to find people born and raised here when you all came most of us moved.....
  67. Profile photo of mst3k
    mst3k Male 18-29
    79 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    haha so he got arrested? what?
  68. Profile photo of TVirus14
    TVirus14 Female 13-17
    62 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    I am a pretty little girl, dratITY drat drat drat, rooster SUCKING BICTH.
    I love these people in Florida. They make sadists like me happy as hell. :-)
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    ...*facepalm*
  70. Profile photo of PinkAndGreen
    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    Noooooooo! Not again!

    These idiots are making all of us other Floridians look bad...

    Why would he call 911 for a SANDWICH? Seriously, didn`t he hear it was for EMERGENCIES only, not to complain about how he didn`t get mayo on his sub...


  71. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    817 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    that`s pretty petty over five dollar footlongs.. ha and over mayo

    yeah, let`s just get the vote for our nation`s castration going... probably for the best

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    ericdee Male 18-29
    183 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    Wellduh, he`s from Jacksonville!

    We`re not as lame down here in the Palm Beach county.

  73. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 9:22 pm
    theres a hell of a lot of people on here from florida...

    nevada.. represent..?

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    riker209 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    What a Moron. I hate people like that, who uses 911 for non-emergency related stuff.
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    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 12:20 am
    Subway is good, sometimes. If I called 911 each time I`ve gotten screwed over by Subway`s sandwich making, I may as well put it on speed dial.

    Seriously, how dare they give me a footlong sub with only two slices of bacon, one ounce of chicken and THREE FISTFULS OF ICEBERG LETTUCE

    I`m thinking about switching to Quiznos right about now.

  76. Profile photo of 3R1N
    3R1N Female 13-17
    141 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 3:02 am
    I hate subway, it stinks, and if you go in the smell lingers.
    Most of Liverpool smells of subway, coz there is one on nearly every corner.
    Also its nearly £4 for a butty. Its a butty people.
    :|
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    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 7:35 am
    Hahahaha
    Sandwich
  78. Profile photo of Orangejuus
    Orangejuus Male 13-17
    32 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 8:05 am
    "Hello, this is 911. What is your emergency?"
    "I need to know: Amercian cheese or Swiss?!?!?"
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 10:26 am
    If Florida is America`s johnson, that would make New York America`s armpit.

    "HEY! Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don`t hate on Florida! Honestly, can someone tell me why people hate Florida? I`m lost here."

    Probably has something to do with the 2000 election. You know, the one screwed-up by the idiot democrat voters that moved here from up north.

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    Hellknight10 Male 18-29
    334 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    wait so why did he get arrested?
    he didn`t do anything wrong
    i mean sure it was pretty stupid to do that
    but if people are going to get arrested for stupidity
    then more than half of the US would be gone
  81. Profile photo of ricki24
    ricki24 Female 13-17
    244 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    "Probably has something to do with the 2000 election. You know, the one screwed-up by the idiot democrat voters that moved here from up north."

    Oh. Well now it makes sense.

  82. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    Not as good as the woman that called 911 about a damn hamburger.
  83. Profile photo of pseudonym28
    pseudonym28 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 9:12 pm
    So what was this guy arrested for? And haha, epic BURN he got his picture on national tv for calling the cops on a bad sandwich ;)
  84. Profile photo of GolfRocks
    GolfRocks Male 18-29
    151 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 11:21 pm
    go to quiznos TOASTY. 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS BABY
  85. Profile photo of Xilver
    Xilver Female 18-29
    6 posts
    August 11, 2008 at 6:06 am
    "As one of the few natives of florida left here I can only say to all bashers COME get your parents before the next election and take all the other idiots who have moved here from most of your states with you.PS You people are the reason its hard to find people born and raised here when you all came most of us moved....."

    ------------------

    Exactly!

  86. Profile photo of Bor3d4Lyf3
    Bor3d4Lyf3 Male 13-17
    5 posts
    December 2, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    "go to quiznos TOASTY. 5 DOLLAR FOOTLONGS BABY "

    rofl thats subway....

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