First Date Poop

Submitted by: lovers007 8 years ago Funny

A man will go to extreme lengths to not poop in front of his date.
There are 29 comments:
Female 1,516
LoL On my first date with my fiance we were watching a movie in his bedroom and he got up to go to the bathroom so I said, "Oh hold on, let me pause it," and he get really mad and was like, "NO! LEAVE IT GO!" I had no idea why he got so mad but I paused it anyway and when he came back he was like, "I had to crap and I didn`t want you to hear anything"." LoL SOOO childish. :-P Now we joke about it all the time. When one of us has to do that, we turn the tv WAY up. LoL
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Male 64
I think that was pretty crappy ;)
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Male 2,592
i used to not crap when my girl was in the same house, building, let alone the same city. now i walk triumphantly to the bathroom, proudly announcing the deed i am about to perform, and let `er rip. the best part is when she walks in there later and says oh dear god what did you do in here!?
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Male 476
lame @ the end
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Female 2,220
Ah, the noises.
*swirms*
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Female 110
ew wth..
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Male 64
I liked it, poop humor is the best...
"I`m not a bad guy, just a friend of a guy that needs to take a poo."
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Male 197
Yeah that was a little over the top. Good idea, but I think it could have been shorter and funnier.
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Male 4,867
lol


i need a poo, cut off her toe

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Female 1,578
what is this poo.. hah literally
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Female 5,139
LOL opie has a stalker...
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Male 63
Agreed. Bad acting. ... Could CollegeHumor do it better..? :D
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Male 1,114
Eh, not that great...
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Male 170
lol, ima try that some time :)
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Male 29
This reminded me of this scene from Ricky Gervais` Extras series.

On a side note - I am all for change but I do not like the new comments layout :-(
Maybe you could put it to the vote? (YES to keep, NO to change it back)

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Female 142
Hell, it`s even worse if you`re a girl that needs to take a poo on a date.
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Male 615
The lack of humor... it burns...

And bigdog, why the avatar thievery?

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Female 2,084
Kane132. i noticed it too.

i was gonna comment as i watched. but no can do anymore.

i`m not sure i like this new setup.

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Male 24
That was drating lame.
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Male 488
wouldnt she be more likely to hear him talking on the phone then to hear his poo
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Male 489
opiebreath
Female, 13-17, Western US
3795 Posts Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:49:28 PM
...What?

Why is it so bad to poop on the first date? It`s not like she`s in there or something...
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It`s pooping in general near someone you like :P, especially at their house! It`s just nerve racking >_>

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Female 326
That wasn`t funny at all =/
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Female 15,763
...What?

Why is it so bad to poop on the first date? It`s not like she`s in there or something...

But that ending is pretty stupid.

Like, stupid funny though.

LIKE ME! ...Without the funny!

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Female 432
I want my minutes back
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Male 5,970
I will go to extreme lengths not to watch anymore of this poop
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Male 374
Ahhh he should have known the 3-date rule:

You can piss on the first date, poo on the second date and have sex on the third

OFF TOPIC: Can I be the first to point out that if you click on `view comments` on any on the videos when aasecond page of comments has not been formed, nothing is displayed

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Male 1,837
lol wow i never thought it was such a big deal :\
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Female 2,084
that was so retarded.
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Male 370
was okay. Thats all i gotta say :P
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