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Category: Funny
Date: 08/30/08 06:32 PM

30 Responses to First Date Poop

  1. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:38 pm
    was okay. Thats all i gotta say :P
  2. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    that was so retarded.
  3. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    lol wow i never thought it was such a big deal :\
  4. Profile photo of Kane132
    Kane132 Male 18-29
    374 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Ahhh he should have known the 3-date rule:

    You can piss on the first date, poo on the second date and have sex on the third

    OFF TOPIC: Can I be the first to point out that if you click on `view comments` on any on the videos when aasecond page of comments has not been formed, nothing is displayed

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    I will go to extreme lengths not to watch anymore of this poop
  6. Profile photo of kimberly163
    kimberly163 Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    I want my minutes back
  7. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    ...What?

    Why is it so bad to poop on the first date? It`s not like she`s in there or something...

    But that ending is pretty stupid.

    Like, stupid funny though.

    LIKE ME! ...Without the funny!

  8. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 6:49 pm
    That wasn`t funny at all =/
  9. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    opiebreath
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    3795 Posts Saturday, August 30, 2008 6:49:28 PM
    ...What?

    Why is it so bad to poop on the first date? It`s not like she`s in there or something...
    ==========================================

    It`s pooping in general near someone you like :P, especially at their house! It`s just nerve racking >_>

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    tannerb924 Male 18-29
    488 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 7:30 pm
    wouldnt she be more likely to hear him talking on the phone then to hear his poo
  11. Profile photo of bigdog2112
    bigdog2112 Male 13-17
    24 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    That was drating lame.
  12. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    He would have lost some serious weight if he crap that much.
  13. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Kane132. i noticed it too.

    i was gonna comment as i watched. but no can do anymore.

    i`m not sure i like this new setup.

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    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 10:57 pm
    The lack of humor... it burns...

    And bigdog, why the avatar thievery?

  15. Profile photo of Crotchodile
    Crotchodile Female 70 & Over
    142 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    Hell, it`s even worse if you`re a girl that needs to take a poo on a date.
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    bit817 Male 18-29
    29 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:12 am
    This reminded me of this scene from Ricky Gervais` Extras series.

    On a side note - I am all for change but I do not like the new comments layout :-(
    Maybe you could put it to the vote? (YES to keep, NO to change it back)

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    Happy-dude Male 13-17
    170 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 3:44 am
    lol, ima try that some time :)
  18. Profile photo of modernbenoni
    modernbenoni Male 70 & Over
    1114 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 5:07 am
    Eh, not that great...
  19. Profile photo of NothinClever
    NothinClever Male 18-29
    63 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 5:29 am
    Agreed. Bad acting. ... Could CollegeHumor do it better..? :D
  20. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 5:31 am
    LOL opie has a stalker...
  21. Profile photo of heartx3jess
    heartx3jess Female 18-29
    1578 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 8:47 am
    what is this poo.. hah literally
  22. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 9:38 am
    lol


    i need a poo, cut off her toe

  23. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:43 am
    Yeah that was a little over the top. Good idea, but I think it could have been shorter and funnier.
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    Pixelpenguin Male 13-17
    64 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 10:45 am
    I liked it, poop humor is the best...
    "I`m not a bad guy, just a friend of a guy that needs to take a poo."
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    GlassTrinket Female 13-17
    110 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 1:25 pm
    ew wth..
  26. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    Ah, the noises.
    *swirms*
  27. Profile photo of Jezuzfreak40
    Jezuzfreak40 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    lame @ the end
  28. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:35 am
    i used to not crap when my girl was in the same house, building, let alone the same city. now i walk triumphantly to the bathroom, proudly announcing the deed i am about to perform, and let `er rip. the best part is when she walks in there later and says oh dear god what did you do in here!?
  29. Profile photo of bintish
    bintish Male 18-29
    64 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 7:04 am
    I think that was pretty crappy ;)
  30. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 12:08 pm
    LoL On my first date with my fiance we were watching a movie in his bedroom and he got up to go to the bathroom so I said, "Oh hold on, let me pause it," and he get really mad and was like, "NO! LEAVE IT GO!" I had no idea why he got so mad but I paused it anyway and when he came back he was like, "I had to crap and I didn`t want you to hear anything"." LoL SOOO childish. :-P Now we joke about it all the time. When one of us has to do that, we turn the tv WAY up. LoL

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