Fanfiction`s 5 Strangest Love Matches

Submitted by: andrewgaynor 9 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16554_indy-lord-voldemort-fanfictions-5-strangest-love-matches.html

Picard and an elf"s erection. Need I say more?
There are 71 comments:
Female 33
Dude, I just read that fanfiction that Kary has up there.
OHMYGOD. I am scarred for life.

Crappy fanfic writers make all of the good writers look bad. (aka: MEEEEEEE!!!)
Good thing I only write South Park fanfiction. Mostly. I just don`t have the concentration to do any good Harry Potter ones....

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Female 11
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3952737/1/He...

This is by far the most disturbing fanfic I have ever read.

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Female 53
Lmao, but I`ve seen worse as well. Some disturbing ones of Hagrid/Squid. ;____;
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Female 58
I also write fanfiction. Just no x overs, slash, yaoi, yuri, lemons, and limes.
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Male 4,680
I found this on a fanfiction forum that sums everything up perfectly.
"Harry PotterTeen Titans xovers

Got a fetish for Harry Potter Teen Titans characters? Dying to see Harry Raven save the world? Wanna see some romance between Hermione Robin? best yet, see Draco get his nose blown off from flirting with Raven? You`ve come to the right place."

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Female 1,186
i`m guilty of writing fanfiction, but none as far fetched as these
crossovers are just weird and icky and i`m not into the slash thing
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Male 9,305
This is what we refer to as the "trashy romance novels" of fanfiction...and by "we" I mean "This is something I just made up on the spot".


...READ MY WORK! IT`S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE HACKS AND STEREOTYPICAL CLICHE HUMPING BASTARDS! ( T_T)

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Male 2,395
Wow thats really scary.
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Female 58
patthebaker
Male, 13-17, Africa
1242 Posts Sunday, August 17, 2008 11:11:39 AM
were do you find fanfics anyway

-X-

Try fanfiction.net

Also this is a little disturbing...

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Female 519
......

What
The
Hell?

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Male 954
WTF
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Female 444
^^agreed swtdreams. Agreed. You can skip over words. You cannot skip over drawings of a dick.

I should mention that I bothered to read the Indy/Riddle pairing. Oi, oi, oi. Would`ve been just fine if they left it gen, or friendship, or...or anything other than that! Bah, need bleach for the brain.

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Female 36
Wow I knew there were some weird pairings out there but not like this! Ron + Tigger? DAMN
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Female 1,407
As a fanfiction reader, there are lots of these, but nothing compares to fan art. *_*[shudder]
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Male 1,140
damn
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Female 68
I`ve seen one out there that paired Ron Weasley and Tigger from winnie the pooh
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Female 370
lmao, wow. I haven`t laughed this hard in a long time.
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Female 1,231
DAMN YOU RULE 34.

-shudder-

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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Female 627
the people who write these things must have no life.
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Male 5,094
And here I thought 4chan had beaten, squeezed, mangled, desu-ed and goatse`d every sensibility out of me, but nooo, this really wierded me out. Humanity will never cease to amaze me.
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Female 1,470
Ug i hate fan fiction, gives my computer all these f-ing viruses
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Male 1,078
I`m speechless... oh wait no I`m not.

God this is just sort of sad. Who

1) Has enough time to write these things
2) Is twisted enough to write these things?

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Female 1,545
That was terribly awkward to read.

Lol @ sad little people writing sad little stories.

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Female 695
Woo! Fanfic ftw!
I love how it`s all slash.
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Female 182
Oh my gosh, why Jason Fox? I love Foxtrot.
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Female 8
amandalea is right, these are pretty tame compared to most stuff out there.
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Female 1,441
Reminds me of that Snape/Broomstick thing that was posted on I-A-B a couple of years ago...

Does anyone remember that? It was highly disturbing...

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Female 511
Yeah, srsly, HeartsGauia... take a chill pill. Just because they want to make the character gay doesn`t mean he (or she) is. There`s always bi too... But I always get a kick that the only straight guy in Hogwarts seems to be Ron... and that`s only because he`s destined to be with Hermione or some nonsense. Makes me lol quite often.

But messed up fanfic is one of the best parts of a fandom... most of the time, hehe.

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Female 710
HeartsGauia, calm down and turn off the caps lock.
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Male 1,766
what i have read on this forum has scared me more than anything else ive read
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Female 66
NOOOOO HOW COULD SOME STUPID YAOI FAN dratING GIRL DO THAT! I SWEAR GIRLS LIKE ONE GUY THEN THEY DECIDE THEY LIKE ANOTHER AND DECIDE TO MAKE THEM FAGS! THEN WHAT? THEN YOU CAN`T LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE dratING GAY!
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Female 602
Nooo! Don`t pick on Fred and George! D-:

Or Tom Riddle... he`s too cool.

Another weird Potter pairing would have to be the Giant Squid and the Hogwarts Castle. Yes, some of these actually exist. I mean, The Giant Squid? And the Hogwarts Castle? Why?

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Female 738
This was just... wrong.

Whatever happened to conventions and larping?

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Male 1,365
Fan Fiction Writer-... a person who will never have their "work" read.
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Female 444
It`s called slash, people.

Gotta love this stuff. There are even sites that cater to the crack pairing crowd (Cracked Broom on LJ, anyone?). Yeah, I even write this stuff - well, not *this* crazy, but still. Won`t write slash, sorry.

My favorite pairing that I`ll never read is incest Harry Potter/Snape when Snape is his father/stepfather/adoptive father. *shudder*

I should mention that, in fan fiction, if the character has a hole somewhere, then he/she/it can be (read: is) paired with anything else. Anything! I`ve even seen Hedwig (Harry`s owl) paired with another owl. Oh, and dementor sex. That one was fun.

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Male 1,766
were do you find fanfics anyway
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Female 173
hahah. doubt it was innocent.
calling all fanfic fans! Please provide us with a few more laughs: POST LINKS TO WEIRD FANFICTION SITES xD
the weirder the better..
hehe Draco Malfoy and the Giant Squid FTW..
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Female 198
My child mind has been destroyed.
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Male 650
Note to IAB: Most fanfiction about boy on boy are written by girls.

That`s right.

They try to put their favorite characters in some god forsaken situation.

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Female 15,763
But what about the very very homosexual girls that like boyxboy... now THAT doesn`t make sense, Sillii.
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Female 331
"I mean, nothing against you guys, but I`ve never really understood how some girls go batpoo crazy over boyxboy fanfiction stuff or Yaoi."

I`ve actually noticed that girls like boy on boy, and guys like girl on girl. And through my eyes, girls seem to write fanfictions a lot more than guys. I could be wrong, though; I don`t visit a lot of fanfiction sites.

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Male 758
this is the most retarded thing i`ve seen all year
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Female 331
Indy and Voldy, sitting in a tree...

And you guys HAVE to agree that Lance Bass`s sole dream is to be with the Weasley twins.

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Female 15,763
Why are those ALL men!?

I mean, nothing against you guys, but I`ve never really understood how some girls go batpoo crazy over boyxboy fanfiction stuff or Yaoi.

WHY!?

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Female 393
Ok my definition of fagfiction has now been submitted to the editors of urban dictionary.


Feel free to add your own if mine is crap :D

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Male 370
Tea... Great idea. Tea and a schmoke for me! Haha, just makes me miss coules and college, Every 20 minutes... "Cupan té and a schmoke?!".Sure thing Coulesy... sure thing
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Female 393
ummm yeh ok after tea :D
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Female 455
You could have just written an article about weird pairings in Harry Potter fanfiction. I once read Hermione/Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail), which isn`t that strange, except for the fact he was a RAT the whole time and she was human...

That`s not even the worst of them... You just start reading and when it gets worse you just can`t tear your eyes away, forced to read on as it gets worse and worse until finally not even death can rid those images from your mind!

I`m pretty sure fanfiction would have even made H.P.Lovecraft weep...

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Male 370
If you look up fagfiction in the dictionary... it will have mooshys face below it. Hmm... is fag fiction on the urban dictionary?

Nope, its not there. Mooshy, care to put it there?

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Female 2,084
i`m not really into sci fi so i didn`t get alot of them.
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Female 100
Fanfiction is 90% ridiculous. But there are some diamonds out there (R/Hr!).

Why isn`t Draco Malfoy and the Giant Squid on this list?

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Male 1,837
uhm. yeah im not gonna finish taht article.
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Male 11,739
That might have been the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen here. Or anywhere else for that matter.
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Female 47
Hahahahahaha.
Imagine if the authors of those things threw in mpreg.
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Female 393
Lol...

I`ll change my identity.

No one will EVER know...

Beisides the fact that my big face is my display pic...:|


oops.

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Female 710
I`ve heard of some strange crack pairings but these are the weirdest I`ve ever heard.
And I`ve heard of FredxGeorge Weasley before (I believe it`s called twincest) but...well...Lance Bass? That just scares me.
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Male 2,788
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!1! That is just WRONG! D: Bad images inside my head.
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Male 370
Mooshy, you will forever go down in history for coining the term "FagFiction". Of course you will now forever be associated with that kind of fiction and it may just ruin your life. Just a heads up. Ya know...
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Female 432
There are no words to describe this...
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Male 2,422
I laughed and shuddered at the same time.
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Female 393
actually most of this should be called fagfiction.

...thank you thank you

I`m here all night.

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Female 393
Fanboys/girls are scary...

." He [Voldermort]got up on his knees and pushed Indiana down on the sand. "Or we could make magic," he whispered, slipping his wand from his pocket.

nuff said.

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Female 182
Andrew, the stig is in almost...almost all of them.
Seriously, I giggled for hours after reading `Stig took off his helmet, his long hair cascading over Richard`s...vegetables.`

It`s outrageous.
And the Bugatti is usually in a large percentage of them.

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Male 891
ugh. fan fiction. need i say more?
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Male 370
woah woah woah... Jeremy clarkson gay fan fiction? I`m officially terrified of the other possible combinations. Please say the stig was not in it?
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Female 5,139
"Indianna Jones has hes way with lord voldemort".

WTF man!?

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Male 509
Yeah, fan fiction isn`t exactly straight, is it.
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Female 393
Wow...

Some people have far out imaginations...

...And way too much time to spend on the net.

#4 made me chuckle a lot :D

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Female 182
I`ve seen worse.
Jeremy Clarkson once shagged Richard. And Richard was a car.

This stuff is tame compared to most.

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Male 327
most of these are made by gay people with gay minds
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Male 370
Link: Fanfiction`s 5 Strangest Love Matches [Rate Link] - Picard and an elf`s erection. Need I say more?
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