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Date: 08/17/08 07:26 AM

71 Responses to Fanfiction`s 5 Strangest Love Matches

  1. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:26 am
    Link: Fanfiction`s 5 Strangest Love Matches - Picard and an elf`s erection. Need I say more?
  2. Profile photo of shivarama
    shivarama Male 13-17
    327 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:31 am
    most of these are made by gay people with gay minds
  3. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:32 am
    I`ve seen worse.
    Jeremy Clarkson once shagged Richard. And Richard was a car.

    This stuff is tame compared to most.

  4. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Wow...

    Some people have far out imaginations...

    ...And way too much time to spend on the net.

    #4 made me chuckle a lot :D

  5. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:32 am
    Yeah, fan fiction isn`t exactly straight, is it.
  6. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:33 am
    "Indianna Jones has hes way with lord voldemort".

    WTF man!?

  7. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:38 am
    woah woah woah... Jeremy clarkson gay fan fiction? I`m officially terrified of the other possible combinations. Please say the stig was not in it?
  8. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:39 am
    ugh. fan fiction. need i say more?
  9. Profile photo of amandalea
    amandalea Female 13-17
    182 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:40 am
    Andrew, the stig is in almost...almost all of them.
    Seriously, I giggled for hours after reading `Stig took off his helmet, his long hair cascading over Richard`s...vegetables.`

    It`s outrageous.
    And the Bugatti is usually in a large percentage of them.

  10. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:41 am
    Fanboys/girls are scary...

    ." He got up on his knees and pushed Indiana down on the sand. "Or we could make magic," he whispered, slipping his wand from his pocket.

    nuff said.

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    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:42 am
    actually most of this should be called fagfiction.

    ...thank you thank you

    I`m here all night.

  12. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:42 am
    I laughed and shuddered at the same time.
  13. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:44 am
    There are no words to describe this...
  14. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:49 am
    Mooshy, you will forever go down in history for coining the term "FagFiction". Of course you will now forever be associated with that kind of fiction and it may just ruin your life. Just a heads up. Ya know...
  15. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:51 am
    NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!1! That is just WRONG! D: Bad images inside my head.
  16. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:51 am
    I`ve heard of some strange crack pairings but these are the weirdest I`ve ever heard.
    And I`ve heard of FredxGeorge Weasley before (I believe it`s called twincest) but...well...Lance Bass? That just scares me.
  17. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:51 am
    Lol...

    I`ll change my identity.

    No one will EVER know...

    Beisides the fact that my big face is my display pic...:|


    oops.

  18. Profile photo of harpoonerism
    harpoonerism Female 13-17
    47 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:53 am
    Hahahahahaha.
    Imagine if the authors of those things threw in mpreg.
  19. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 9:56 am
    That might have been the stupidest thing I`ve ever seen here. Or anywhere else for that matter.
  20. Profile photo of KeVsTeR2475
    KeVsTeR2475 Male 13-17
    1841 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:01 am
    uhm. yeah im not gonna finish taht article.
  21. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:03 am
    Fanfiction is 90% ridiculous. But there are some diamonds out there (R/Hr!).

    Why isn`t Draco Malfoy and the Giant Squid on this list?

  22. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:06 am
    i`m not really into sci fi so i didn`t get alot of them.
  23. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:12 am
    If you look up fagfiction in the dictionary... it will have mooshys face below it. Hmm... is fag fiction on the urban dictionary?

    Nope, its not there. Mooshy, care to put it there?

  24. Profile photo of Lupine
    Lupine Female 13-17
    455 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:18 am
    You could have just written an article about weird pairings in Harry Potter fanfiction. I once read Hermione/Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail), which isn`t that strange, except for the fact he was a RAT the whole time and she was human...

    That`s not even the worst of them... You just start reading and when it gets worse you just can`t tear your eyes away, forced to read on as it gets worse and worse until finally not even death can rid those images from your mind!

    I`m pretty sure fanfiction would have even made H.P.Lovecraft weep...

  25. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:18 am
    ummm yeh ok after tea :D
  26. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
    370 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:25 am
    Tea... Great idea. Tea and a schmoke for me! Haha, just makes me miss coules and college, Every 20 minutes... "Cupan té and a schmoke?!".Sure thing Coulesy... sure thing
  27. Profile photo of m00shy
    m00shy Female 18-29
    393 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:25 am
    Ok my definition of fagfiction has now been submitted to the editors of urban dictionary.


    Feel free to add your own if mine is crap :D

  28. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:42 am
    Why are those ALL men!?

    I mean, nothing against you guys, but I`ve never really understood how some girls go batpoo crazy over boyxboy fanfiction stuff or Yaoi.

    WHY!?

  29. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Indy and Voldy, sitting in a tree...

    And you guys HAVE to agree that Lance Bass`s sole dream is to be with the Weasley twins.

  30. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:48 am
    this is the most retarded thing i`ve seen all year
  31. Profile photo of Sillii
    Sillii Female 13-17
    331 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:49 am
    "I mean, nothing against you guys, but I`ve never really understood how some girls go batpoo crazy over boyxboy fanfiction stuff or Yaoi."

    I`ve actually noticed that girls like boy on boy, and guys like girl on girl. And through my eyes, girls seem to write fanfictions a lot more than guys. I could be wrong, though; I don`t visit a lot of fanfiction sites.

  32. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:54 am
    But what about the very very homosexual girls that like boyxboy... now THAT doesn`t make sense, Sillii.
  33. Profile photo of teph2112
    teph2112 Male 13-17
    650 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Note to IAB: Most fanfiction about boy on boy are written by girls.

    That`s right.

    They try to put their favorite characters in some god forsaken situation.

  34. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:03 am
    My child mind has been destroyed.
  35. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
    173 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:10 am
    hahah. doubt it was innocent.
    calling all fanfic fans! Please provide us with a few more laughs: POST LINKS TO WEIRD FANFICTION SITES xD
    the weirder the better..
    hehe Draco Malfoy and the Giant Squid FTW..
  36. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:11 am
    were do you find fanfics anyway
  37. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:11 am
    It`s called slash, people.

    Gotta love this stuff. There are even sites that cater to the crack pairing crowd (Cracked Broom on LJ, anyone?). Yeah, I even write this stuff - well, not *this* crazy, but still. Won`t write slash, sorry.

    My favorite pairing that I`ll never read is incest Harry Potter/Snape when Snape is his father/stepfather/adoptive father. *shudder*

    I should mention that, in fan fiction, if the character has a hole somewhere, then he/she/it can be (read: is) paired with anything else. Anything! I`ve even seen Hedwig (Harry`s owl) paired with another owl. Oh, and dementor sex. That one was fun.

  38. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:15 am
    Fan Fiction Writer-... a person who will never have their "work" read.
  39. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
    738 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:19 am
    This was just... wrong.

    Whatever happened to conventions and larping?

  40. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
    605 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:21 am
    Nooo! Don`t pick on Fred and George! D-:

    Or Tom Riddle... he`s too cool.

    Another weird Potter pairing would have to be the Giant Squid and the Hogwarts Castle. Yes, some of these actually exist. I mean, The Giant Squid? And the Hogwarts Castle? Why?

  41. Profile photo of HeartsGauia
    HeartsGauia Female 13-17
    66 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:25 am
    NOOOOO HOW COULD SOME STUPID YAOI FAN dratING GIRL DO THAT! I SWEAR GIRLS LIKE ONE GUY THEN THEY DECIDE THEY LIKE ANOTHER AND DECIDE TO MAKE THEM FAGS! THEN WHAT? THEN YOU CAN`T LOVE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE dratING GAY!
  42. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:27 am
    what i have read on this forum has scared me more than anything else ive read
  43. Profile photo of Poreka
    Poreka Female 13-17
    710 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:44 am
    HeartsGauia, calm down and turn off the caps lock.
  44. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 12:13 pm
    Yeah, srsly, HeartsGauia... take a chill pill. Just because they want to make the character gay doesn`t mean he (or she) is. There`s always bi too... But I always get a kick that the only straight guy in Hogwarts seems to be Ron... and that`s only because he`s destined to be with Hermione or some nonsense. Makes me lol quite often.

    But messed up fanfic is one of the best parts of a fandom... most of the time, hehe.

  45. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
    1441 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Reminds me of that Snape/Broomstick thing that was posted on I-A-B a couple of years ago...

    Does anyone remember that? It was highly disturbing...

  46. Profile photo of ohxgosh
    ohxgosh Female 13-17
    8 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 12:34 pm
    amandalea is right, these are pretty tame compared to most stuff out there.
  47. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Oh my gosh, why Jason Fox? I love Foxtrot.
  48. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 1:40 pm
    Woo! Fanfic ftw!
    I love how it`s all slash.
  49. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    That was terribly awkward to read.

    Lol @ sad little people writing sad little stories.

  50. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
    1081 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    I`m speechless... oh wait no I`m not.

    God this is just sort of sad. Who

    1) Has enough time to write these things
    2) Is twisted enough to write these things?

  51. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    Ug i hate fan fiction, gives my computer all these f-ing viruses
  52. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    And here I thought 4chan had beaten, squeezed, mangled, desu-ed and goatse`d every sensibility out of me, but nooo, this really wierded me out. Humanity will never cease to amaze me.
  53. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    the people who write these things must have no life.
  54. Profile photo of firefliet
    firefliet Female 18-29
    1232 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:38 pm
    DAMN YOU RULE 34.

    -shudder-

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.

  55. Profile photo of geek_nimrod
    geek_nimrod Female 18-29
    371 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    lmao, wow. I haven`t laughed this hard in a long time.
  56. Profile photo of Elizard
    Elizard Female 18-29
    68 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    I`ve seen one out there that paired Ron Weasley and Tigger from winnie the pooh
  57. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    damn
  58. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    As a fanfiction reader, there are lots of these, but nothing compares to fan art. *_*
  59. Profile photo of CaptainCool
    CaptainCool Female 13-17
    36 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    Wow I knew there were some weird pairings out there but not like this! Ron + Tigger? DAMN
  60. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    ^^agreed swtdreams. Agreed. You can skip over words. You cannot skip over drawings of a dick.

    I should mention that I bothered to read the Indy/Riddle pairing. Oi, oi, oi. Would`ve been just fine if they left it gen, or friendship, or...or anything other than that! Bah, need bleach for the brain.

  61. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    954 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 5:41 pm
    WTF
  62. Profile photo of TBirdVBall
    TBirdVBall Female 18-29
    519 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    ......

    What
    The
    Hell?

  63. Profile photo of Baka-sama
    Baka-sama Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 7:43 pm
    patthebaker
    Male, 13-17, Africa
    1242 Posts Sunday, August 17, 2008 11:11:39 AM
    were do you find fanfics anyway

    -X-

    Try fanfiction.net

    Also this is a little disturbing...

  64. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    Wow thats really scary.
  65. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 10:12 pm
    This is what we refer to as the "trashy romance novels" of fanfiction...and by "we" I mean "This is something I just made up on the spot".


    ...READ MY WORK! IT`S SO MUCH BETTER THAN THESE HACKS AND STEREOTYPICAL CLICHE HUMPING BASTARDS! ( T_T)

  66. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 17, 2008 at 11:43 pm
    i`m guilty of writing fanfiction, but none as far fetched as these
    crossovers are just weird and icky and i`m not into the slash thing
  67. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 6:10 am
    I found this on a fanfiction forum that sums everything up perfectly.
    "Harry PotterTeen Titans xovers

    Got a fetish for Harry Potter Teen Titans characters? Dying to see Harry Raven save the world? Wanna see some romance between Hermione Robin? best yet, see Draco get his nose blown off from flirting with Raven? You`ve come to the right place."

  68. Profile photo of Baka-sama
    Baka-sama Female 13-17
    58 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 7:39 am
    I also write fanfiction. Just no x overs, slash, yaoi, yuri, lemons, and limes.
  69. Profile photo of Lianres
    Lianres Female 13-17
    53 posts
    August 18, 2008 at 12:05 pm
    Lmao, but I`ve seen worse as well. Some disturbing ones of Hagrid/Squid. ;____;
  70. Profile photo of Kary
    Kary Female 13-17
    11 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 12:54 pm
    http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3952737/1/He...

    This is by far the most disturbing fanfic I have ever read.

  71. Profile photo of style4ever
    style4ever Female 18-29
    33 posts
    September 12, 2008 at 4:25 pm
    Dude, I just read that fanfiction that Kary has up there.
    OHMYGOD. I am scarred for life.

    Crappy fanfic writers make all of the good writers look bad. (aka: MEEEEEEE!!!)
    Good thing I only write South Park fanfiction. Mostly. I just don`t have the concentration to do any good Harry Potter ones....

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