Ernest Borgnine and His Secret to Healthful Living

Submitted by: eugenius 8 years ago Weird
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I wonder if that"s what they mean by the Fountain of Youth.
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Female 529
When you look like that you have to masturbate to get any action.
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Male 136
I thought it was "I pass the bait a lot".
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Male 2,486
PreoSmo
Female, 18-29, Midwest US
I masturbate alot.

Good to know.

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Male 807
Ending was perfect.
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Female 140
i saw this on the soup. ehhhh wow my friends are gonna live forever.
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Male 1,894
fancylad
Male, 30-39, Western US
919 Posts Tuesday, August 19, 2008 4:55:02 PM
Horray! I`m going to live foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
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That is EXACTALY what I was going to say. Nice!!

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Male 239
Now THAT`S entertainment!
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Male 493
That`s the cab driver from Escape From New York. He kicks #$$. Take that Faux News! I bet old Billo had a heart attack from hearing Ernie say that on his beloved conservative channel.
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Male 263
Hey, it works!! I mean Ernest borgnine is like 200 years old so it must do something.
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Male 221
Okay this one`s better quality than the one on Break, doesn`t sound like that here, IAB wins!
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Male 221
Are you sure it`s not "I wet the bed a lot"? You never know... :P
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Female 1,264
Fancylad scares me.
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Male 909
Hot damn!
I should look about 5 then!
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Female 472
RyanF701
Male, 13-17, Western US
I masturbate alot.

Thank you!

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Male 43
neat
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Female 15,763
He`s totally a 12 year at heart.

Hey, props to him.

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Female 657
Well, at least he`ll never die from cancer...
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Male 358
I just shook his hand!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Good ol` Ernie B., He`s always been a really funny guy.
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Male 2,486
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I listened a bunch of times but I couldn`t make out what he said. Could someone write it out for me?"

I masturbate alot.

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Male 799
aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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Male 67
if that really works then i should live to be 200. SKEET SKEET!!
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Female 472
I listened a bunch of times but I couldn`t make out what he said. Could someone write it out for me?
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Male 2,486
Does it still count if a significant other does it for you? Or sex in general?

Or is the fountain of youth a combination of boredom/lonliness and other things.. cause, either way, I`m living for a long ass time.

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Female 15
"Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:49:44 PM
You might want to rethink that sentence..."

:-|
K.

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Female 5,139
lmao...thats hilarious :-D

why did he even bother whispering lmao

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Male 60
lollolololooloo karen

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Male 184
I thought his voice sounded familiar...so I checked. He is Mermaid Man from SpongeBob SquarePants!
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Female 192
"Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:47:18 PM
When he laughs I want to shove something absurd into his mouth."

You might want to rethink that sentence...

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Male 11,740
I guess I`ll be the first to say this isn`t exactly new here.
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Female 15
When he laughs I want to shove something absurd into his mouth.

He terrifies me..

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Male 509
Love the ending "I just shook his hand!".

I`ll live for an undisclosed amount of time >_>

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Male 19,838
Horray! I`m going to live foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
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Male 1,620
Link: Ernest Borgnine and His Secret to Healthful Living [Rate Link] - I wonder if that`s what they mean by the Fountain of Youth.
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