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Date: 08/19/08 07:42 PM

33 Responses to Ernest Borgnine and His Secret to Healthful Living

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    Link: Ernest Borgnine and His Secret to Healthful Living - I wonder if that`s what they mean by the Fountain of Youth.
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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18831 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 4:55 pm
    Horray! I`m going to live foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
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    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    Love the ending "I just shook his hand!".

    I`ll live for an undisclosed amount of time >_>

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    ded5833 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    When he laughs I want to shove something absurd into his mouth.

    He terrifies me..

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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    I guess I`ll be the first to say this isn`t exactly new here.
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    karenina Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    "Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:47:18 PM
    When he laughs I want to shove something absurd into his mouth."

    You might want to rethink that sentence...

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    DrJack Male 13-17
    184 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    I thought his voice sounded familiar...so I checked. He is Mermaid Man from SpongeBob SquarePants!
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    zucedamoose Male 13-17
    60 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    lollolololooloo karen

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    alice_x Female 18-29
    5140 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    lmao...thats hilarious :-D

    why did he even bother whispering lmao

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    ded5833 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    "Tuesday, August 19, 2008 7:49:44 PM
    You might want to rethink that sentence..."

    :-|
    K.

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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Does it still count if a significant other does it for you? Or sex in general?

    Or is the fountain of youth a combination of boredom/lonliness and other things.. cause, either way, I`m living for a long ass time.

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    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    I listened a bunch of times but I couldn`t make out what he said. Could someone write it out for me?
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    dopenuts Male 30-39
    67 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    if that really works then i should live to be 200. SKEET SKEET!!
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    shreder23 Male 18-29
    799 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    "
    I listened a bunch of times but I couldn`t make out what he said. Could someone write it out for me?"

    I masturbate alot.

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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    I just shook his hand!!!
    HAHAHAHA!!!!
    Good ol` Ernie B., He`s always been a really funny guy.
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    ThursdayLark Female 18-29
    657 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    Well, at least he`ll never die from cancer...
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    He`s totally a 12 year at heart.

    Hey, props to him.

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    JohneyQ Male 13-17
    43 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    neat
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    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 9:39 pm
    RyanF701
    Male, 13-17, Western US
    I masturbate alot.

    Thank you!

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    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    909 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Hot damn!
    I should look about 5 then!
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    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:19 pm
    Fancylad scares me.
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    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:12 am
    Are you sure it`s not "I wet the bed a lot"? You never know... :P
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    Siora Male 18-29
    221 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:13 am
    Okay this one`s better quality than the one on Break, doesn`t sound like that here, IAB wins!
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    yankee15 Male 30-39
    263 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:24 am
    Hey, it works!! I mean Ernest borgnine is like 200 years old so it must do something.
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    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:26 am
    That`s the cab driver from Escape From New York. He kicks #$$. Take that Faux News! I bet old Billo had a heart attack from hearing Ernie say that on his beloved conservative channel.
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    thedobkins Male 30-39
    239 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 6:29 am
    Now THAT`S entertainment!
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    Backfat Male 30-39
    1895 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:25 am
    fancylad
    Male, 30-39, Western US
    919 Posts Tuesday, August 19, 2008 4:55:02 PM
    Horray! I`m going to live foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    That is EXACTALY what I was going to say. Nice!!

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    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:49 am
    i saw this on the soup. ehhhh wow my friends are gonna live forever.
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    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 9:02 am
    Ending was perfect.
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    RyanF701 Male 18-29
    2486 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 10:03 am
    PreoSmo
    Female, 18-29, Midwest US
    I masturbate alot.

    Good to know.

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    hrlhrl2000 Male 30-39
    136 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 8:37 am
    I thought it was "I pass the bait a lot".
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    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 4:30 pm
    When you look like that you have to masturbate to get any action.

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