DJ Holy Ghost and the Messiah Remix

Submitted by: littlemissqt 8 years ago Funny

And all you heathens think that church is boring.
There are 69 comments:
Female 167
Atheism: the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything. And then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

Makes perfect sense.
=]

I think it take a LOT more faith to believe in THAT, than to believe in the G-d of the Bible.

0
Reply
Male 144
a part of? No.

Wow, it`s late and I am all flustered now.
-Center

p.s. the video is quite creepy as well.

0
Reply
Male 3
OK who left the ecstacy in the wine jug?

LOL

0
Reply
Male 223
"Myxgyglplx I hope you get hurt by the church in such a way that you have to find out who God really is on your own."

Wow. What a sad statement of twisted up bitterness and ill will.

Sounds like you`ve had enough hurt, from an abusive and controlling environment, perhaps? I hope you find some healing for that.

I appreciate you saying you`ve been where I am...you`re trying to "warn" me. Thanks, but you couldn`t be further from the truth. I *was* hurt by "church people". Years and years ago. Their hypocrisy and judgementalism drove me away and I stayed away for about 20 years. So actually, I`ve been where you are...and much further down a twisted path that I hope you don`t follow.

I don`t have time this afternoon to engage in a long conversation...I`m playing at a conference tonight, so I have to go now.

I`m sorry you`ve been so hurt in your past. Christians can be the church`s worst enemy sometimes. Peace.

0
Reply
Female 145
Myxgyglplx I hope you get hurt by the church in such a way that you have to find out who God really is on your own. You`ll find that what your pastor says about luke warm christianity and dieing to your flesh so he can live is a bunch of crap. I was in your place only a couple of years ago. Am I a sinner now? No absolutly not. I still love God with all my heart. The best way people learn is when they get hurt. Dont worry your time will come soon. Oh and if people in your church start saying God told me to say this or do this or the pastor has say in what you do. Get out now while you still can.
0
Reply
Male 223
For the record, I`ve yet to "thump" a bible.

So you`re a Christian...I kind of figured that from your first post. Look, CCC (my church), isn`t for everyone. There`s always the First Baptist Church down the street. They have blue-haired old ladies, a piano, and hard-backed pews. If that`s not your thing, the Episcopalians up the road have robes and communion wafers. Whatever. Faith is important, not trimmings and rituals. But there`s no reason to get bent out of shape (or "scared" - your word) because we`re doing something relevant as citizens in a media-driven culture (not as outsiders to that culture).

I wouldn`t care for demographic research on IAB, but thanks for asking. There are a lot of anti-Christian vids and comments around here. I just felt like adding something counter to that trend (well, except in your opinion, and I`m sure if you look hard enough someone will agree with you).

0
Reply
Male 223
Um...actually, I *do* listen to them. I`m a metalhead from way back...but yeah, it`s beside the point. I`m not sure why you introduced them into the conversation.

Clothing, music, media, whatever...you attacked the "hip", "trendy" aspect as if we were a bunch of idiots dressing up in costumes and playing music we don`t really enjoy in some type of desperately contrived attempt to attract the "lost youth" of our city and "force" them into our "flock". That`s a load of crap.

Oh, I forgot I "promoted" the webcast. Okay...so what? It`s not "another attempt to be cool", though. We have hundreds of viewers around the world at every service. Sometimes more than the people in the building.

I`m not angry with you at all...you are obviously the offendable, excitable and angry one here with a chip on your shoulder. I find it amusing.

0
Reply
Male 144
...their congregations.

This exact conversation is going to be perfect ammunition for the next overly excitable "stylishly dressed" bible thumper I come across.

Good-night, AND GOD BLESS. (oops I let my secret out...guess who is a CHRISTIAN???)

And also, if you honestly cared to do some research on the religious stance of the majority of IAB members insetead of just lump us all together I would love to help you with that... I think you would be quite surprised.

-Center

0
Reply
Male 144
Wow, look at me I can Google Christian hardcore bands too.. that doesn`t mean you listen to it...and quite frankly that wasn`t my point.

I wasn`t talking about your clothing, I wasn`t talking about your musical choices... I was merely using the music as an example of the constant attempts by people to recruit people to the "flock".

Seriously I didn`t mention fashion at all... I am just so stunned you talked to me about turning on your wife with your trendy dress... what does that have to do with anything?

I would also like to point out, you did promote your silly webcast (yet another attempt at being cool) to the whole IAB community and I quote:

"Also, we webcast every service. IAB is cordially invited (dared?) to join us anytime. Service times are on the website."

So go ahead, get angry because I tried to open up a discussion about the videos. That just further perpetuates the bias people all over the world have for religious zealots like yourself and thi

0
Reply
Male 223
0
Reply
Male 223
0
Reply
Male 223
"Promotional"? Whatever. I didn`t post it to evangelize. I posted it because a lot of people seem to think that all Christians are inbred snake-handlers, spazzed out holy-rollers, or otherwise freaky social misfits, hypocrites, and criminals. Those are the ONLY videos I see here as a representation of the church.

So...I enjoy IAB. It`s a fun site with fun links, and I`ve been a member for a few years also. I just get fed up with all the anti-Christian bias sometimes.

My church doesn`t "try" to be hip, cool, or trendy. This is not a "mask" we wear to trick people or "talk to them at their level". This IS our level. We are real people and this is how we are. I wear hip & trendy clothes. Not to attract you or "reach out" to your generation at your level...but because it turns my wife on and I like the rewards of that. I certainly won`t apologize for not being pious enough to suit you. You say it scares you. Good. You

0
Reply
Male 144
a part of? No.

Wow, it`s late and I am all flustered now.
-Center

p.s. the video is quite creepy as well.

0
Reply
Male 144
...I will give you three examples of said "hip bands" in the Metal/Hardcore genre:
The Devil Wears Prada

Norma Jean

Underoath

Those three are just a small but amazing examples of what the word of god sounds like when the people spreading it aren`t trying so hard...and are just "doing it".

I have a very hard time listening to anyone who thinks they can personify a cultural movement and or generation by slapping a "cool" sticker on it and calling it things like "Un-Church" and "God`s foot solders".

Do you honestly think any truly self-aware, free thinking 15-25 year old wants to be spoon fed a watered down version of the movement they are a p

0
Reply
Male 144
Myxgyglplx:
Look, in my 3 years of being registered I have made very few posts. Your "promotional" message got me to actually come out of hiding.

I am not going to sit and bash on any religion nor will I tell you which one I belong to... but I do have to say, your churches very weak attempt at being hip, cool, and trendy scares me. Why try and force people to listen to the word of god by "talking" to us on our level? Those videos wreak of falsity and awkwardness. I watched all of the links you posted, and honestly they scared me.

People in a lot of churches who are out of touch, older and far from todays "youth" struggle to mask their lack of understanding of modern culture by dressing up a message that they believe is worth hearing in "cheap knockoffs" of the real thing...(i.e. forced hip music)

There are bands with a "hip" sound out there right now that spread the word of god...


0
Reply
Male 223
MK, we probably agree more than you think. You`re absolutely right when you say that the best way that people are going to see God through you is how you live. I wouldn`t dismiss the power of words, because what you SAY actually does matter. However, what you DO, how you LIVE and how you LOVE matters more.

Regarding the music...of course the music is near & dear to me, being a musician. However, musicians (especially us guitarists) are a dime a dozen. Good music and good songs don`t make a church or provide anything truly substantial. Even the Hillsong leadership will tell you flatly that the music is NOT all they are as a church (that`s just a very visible ministry of theirs). The music is worship, and it isn`t for the people, it`s for God. It`s contemporary because we don`t live in the 1700`s anymore so we threw away the hymnal.

Oh, and church people turned me away from God for nearly 20 years. I still don`t like most "church people".

0
Reply
Male 111
Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
0
Reply
Female 145
Sorry what I ment was that you cant force it. Typo. What I found about Hillsongs is that most if it`s music is just like the so called secular music wich I find sings more about God that some of the christian music does. I was in a church that played the exact same music that you guys played. Sure it is good and you get prickly God feelings from it. I am talking about the band and the church. "Get out there and make a difference, make people see God." Basically all their songs say that and " God I am going to be this for you." I had to learn the hard way who Jesus really is and he does not want to make you do anything or try to be anything for him. The best way that people are going to see God through you is how you live. Not by what you say. And obviously I A B ers cant see you. It is not God that turns people away from God it is the people in the church that turn people away from him. Oh and Sabre200000 I totally agree I dont think they go to hell either.
0
Reply
Male 504
Meh
0
Reply
Male 1,039
Don`t give me that line about you`re born a sinner. Infants/babies/toddlers that die young aren`t burning in Hell.
0
Reply
Male 1,039
...you talk about??
0
Reply
Male 1,039
This video made me LOL...but it needs better music...more techno maybe.

Nearly every religion has it`s good/kind people, BUT there is way too much blood on organized religions hands. I just don`t want to be a part of any of them...good examples or not.

I`m better behaved than 99% of "christians" and I claim no religion AT ALL. I don`t (never even tried something) smoke ANYTHING, get drunk, curse, etc. I`ve never gotten in trouble with the law. I`m happily married, have a beautiful baby girl..and I work hard for a living.

I`m the person I am without organized religion. There is too much brain washing and mailable people to feed into it in this world.

What we need is better parenting and teachers in this world. A bit more intelligence might help too.LOL

You know it`s funny, I`ve been to religious presentation where they go into all this stuff about we all get addicted, get into trouble, sin a lot, are tempted....well, what about those of us that don`t do the things yo

0
Reply
Male 260
"You can force it. So dont even try."

Apparently you can force it

0
Reply
Male 223
Morningkiwi, I guess I don`t follow your thought process. We`re not Hillsongs, but we know some of the worship team and we do a few of their songs. Are you saying that because the music (theirs or ours) is polished, produced, and delivered with professional excellence then it`s "fake" or somehow not "authentic" or a genuine expression of love and worship? I don`t see any reason to say that. You don`t have to have a homely person croaking "Amazing Grace" with an out of tune acoustic guitar to make worship music somehow more humble and heartfelt.

I do let people do their own thing. It isn`t a matter of me "letting" or trying to force anything. I`m just pointing out that all Christians are not spastic holy-rollers.

0
Reply
Female 145
Myxgyglplx, Hill songs are so fake. Let people do thier own thing. God will reach them in his time. You can force it. So dont even try.
0
Reply
Female 145
I liked the people who were sitting down. They had common sense. Stupid holy rollers.
0
Reply
Male 2,422
Bloodrave meets the holy ghost...righteous!
0
Reply
Male 20
Anyone point me in the direction of the song name?
0
Reply
Male 69
and he saw that it was good
0
Reply
Male 8
Nothing like drum and bass to make you realize how much you love god...
0
Reply
Male 2,172
Keep on partying, just dont... you know... reproduce.
0
Reply
Male 778
It`s official.. After watching that video and how they`re dancing and such.. Religious people scare me. In the altered words of FG.. "Damn Religion. You Scary!"
0
Reply
Male 153
those pills musta been strong
0
Reply
Male 1,557
Watch this on mute, its hilarious.
0
Reply
Male 649
not only is it boring but it is also a little more gay and retarded now thanks to this
0
Reply
Male 111
Bad batch of E.
0
Reply
Male 223
Rumo, I`m not sure about the symphonic background stuff. The raps are all from Trace, one of the guys who came up through XCEL. Here`s one of my favorites from him:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBbBtEMSv...

0
Reply
Male 55
Myxgyglplx you want to tell me what song thats playing in the XCEL vid
0
Reply
Male 223

Also, you`re mostly youth here....so check this out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffgP8kIUo...

This is our youth group. I love these guys, and I wish I`d had their passion, courage, and mentorship when I was a teen. Check out www.escapeaverage.com to see what they`re about.

0
Reply
Male 223
Oh, for gosh sake...another "silly-Christian" post.

I know there is an extreme atheist bias here, but let`s at least show some non-lame Christians worshiping.

http://www.celebrationcovenant.com/flash...


Also, here`s what I did for the 4th of July:

http://www.celebrationcovenant.com/flash...

(Yes, that`s me...even though the mirror tells me I look awesome, the camera tells me I need to drop about 20)

Anyway...yes, we`re a real church. We live in a modern and tech-savvy world and we use media to its fullest extent. Yes, Jesus approves.

Also, we webcast every service. IAB is cordially invited (dared?) to join us anytime. Service times are on the website.

0
Reply
Male 395
W00t! The Nine!
0
Reply
Male 394
That would be cool if maybe three people knew how to dance and they didn`t act like they were possessed. I always thought it would be cool to open up a Christian or PG(lol) club, one of the rules would be "No seizures or Possessed Spaz Attacks"
0
Reply
Male 297
this image is slightly too big for me to embed, so just go here: image.
the holy ghost is no more.
0
Reply
Male 1,825
Jesus is so flipping hip!
0
Reply
Male 48
it`s a pentecostal church joofro, they are way different in believing and worshipping god. I come from a church with pentecostal background but it never goes to this extreme. I been to a church like this and I will never go back because they started running around the alter and I thought they were gonna run around the building. Pentecostal is alright but Penecostal Hardcore is not something to joke about.
0
Reply
Male 548
im a jew so i wouldnt know
0
Reply
Male 548
Jesus Christ is this what you christians do at church
0
Reply
Male 2,440
Preachin` the Good Word... wuuuuuuurd. : P

Jesus is such a pimp.

0
Reply
Male 386
I can dance the chicken dance and the YMCA, so let that put to rest any rumours that crackers can`t dance.
0
Reply
Female 198
Lol`d at the guy trying to dance on the floor.
0
Reply
Female 368
omg! i watched like a 1/4 of it then skipped to 3/4 and there were people ON THE GROUND!

wtf could happen in 20 sec?

0
Reply
Female 15,763
Or is it a _____ people can`t dance war?

:O

0
Reply
Male 180
wtf they look like dancing r tards
0
Reply
Male 5,970
.............will this be a harmless post, or another religious flame war? Lets find out
0
Reply
Male 475
"religious or not, white people still cant dance."

yea and im white btw

0
Reply
Male 891
sweet, church has gone up a tier from "boring" to "outright annoying"

..or is that down? or sideways? ah, well, regardless, i`m still not going again.

0
Reply
Male 300
Unambiguous proof that white people really can`t dance.
0
Reply
Female 47
Broken ceiling fan.
0
Reply
Female 15,763
I totally meant not... >_>
0
Reply
Male 214
They must have mistaken the sacrament for cocaine.
0
Reply
Male 7,933
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCv...

that is hinting that Obama is not black. Although it could be the song choice, maybe if it was a different song or a different setting he would be yelling "YOU GOT SERVED"

0
Reply
Male 1,347
ah gah, I didn`t give...uh, kitajima his proper due

on to the vid, what the hell... it was funny when the one convulse-r fell over the other but, in the end, I`m just confused

0
Reply
Male 1,766
I think phelps should just comepeat in everything.
0
Reply
Male 214
Phelps will destroy him...

0
Reply
Female 15,763
Does that mean Obama is black, Prime?
0
Reply
Male 7,933
*kitajima
0
Reply
Male 7,933
religious or not, white people still cant dance.

"absolutely nothing to do with this but, watching the olypmics and hearing that this japanese (kijatima) guy is the greatest breast stroker in the world made me giggle.... *cough*"

Nice... and Phelps is still beating him. and its kintajima

0
Reply
Male 1,347
absolutely nothing to do with this but, watching the olypmics and hearing that this japanese (kijatima) guy is the greatest breast stroker in the world made me giggle.... *cough*
0
Reply
Female 1,330
Link: DJ Holy Ghost and the Messiah Remix [Rate Link] - And all you heathens think that church is boring.
0
Reply