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Date: 08/13/08 06:58 PM

69 Responses to DJ Holy Ghost and the Messiah Remix

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1271 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:50 am
    Link: DJ Holy Ghost and the Messiah Remix - And all you heathens think that church is boring.
  2. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    absolutely nothing to do with this but, watching the olypmics and hearing that this japanese (kijatima) guy is the greatest breast stroker in the world made me giggle.... *cough*
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    religious or not, white people still cant dance.

    "absolutely nothing to do with this but, watching the olypmics and hearing that this japanese (kijatima) guy is the greatest breast stroker in the world made me giggle.... *cough*"

    Nice... and Phelps is still beating him. and its kintajima

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    *kitajima
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    Does that mean Obama is black, Prime?
  6. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Phelps will destroy him...

  7. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    I think phelps should just comepeat in everything.
  8. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:09 pm
    ah gah, I didn`t give...uh, kitajima his proper due

    on to the vid, what the hell... it was funny when the one convulse-r fell over the other but, in the end, I`m just confused

  9. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:10 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsWpvkLCv...

    that is hinting that Obama is not black. Although it could be the song choice, maybe if it was a different song or a different setting he would be yelling "YOU GOT SERVED"

  10. Profile photo of ThePom
    ThePom Male 18-29
    214 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:11 pm
    They must have mistaken the sacrament for cocaine.
  11. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    I totally meant not... >_>
  12. Profile photo of harpoonerism
    harpoonerism Female 13-17
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    Broken ceiling fan.
  13. Profile photo of splat13
    splat13 Male 30-39
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:13 pm
    Unambiguous proof that white people really can`t dance.
  14. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    sweet, church has gone up a tier from "boring" to "outright annoying"

    ..or is that down? or sideways? ah, well, regardless, i`m still not going again.

  15. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    475 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    "religious or not, white people still cant dance."

    yea and im white btw

  16. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    .............will this be a harmless post, or another religious flame war? Lets find out
  17. Profile photo of Alexcools
    Alexcools Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    wtf they look like dancing r tards
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    Or is it a _____ people can`t dance war?

    :O

  19. Profile photo of HorsesRule
    HorsesRule Female 13-17
    368 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    omg! i watched like a 1/4 of it then skipped to 3/4 and there were people ON THE GROUND!

    wtf could happen in 20 sec?

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    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Lol`d at the guy trying to dance on the floor.
  21. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    I can dance the chicken dance and the YMCA, so let that put to rest any rumours that crackers can`t dance.
  22. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    Preachin` the Good Word... wuuuuuuurd. : P

    Jesus is such a pimp.

  23. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Jesus Christ is this what you christians do at church
  24. Profile photo of joofro
    joofro Male 18-29
    548 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    im a jew so i wouldnt know
  25. Profile photo of The_Sickness
    The_Sickness Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:41 pm
    it`s a pentecostal church joofro, they are way different in believing and worshipping god. I come from a church with pentecostal background but it never goes to this extreme. I been to a church like this and I will never go back because they started running around the alter and I thought they were gonna run around the building. Pentecostal is alright but Penecostal Hardcore is not something to joke about.
  26. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    August 13, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    Jesus is so flipping hip!
  27. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
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    August 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    this image is slightly too big for me to embed, so just go here: image.
    the holy ghost is no more.
  28. Profile photo of Cheese84o6
    Cheese84o6 Male 13-17
    394 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:02 pm
    That would be cool if maybe three people knew how to dance and they didn`t act like they were possessed. I always thought it would be cool to open up a Christian or PG(lol) club, one of the rules would be "No seizures or Possessed Spaz Attacks"
  29. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
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    August 13, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    W00t! The Nine!
  30. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    Oh, for gosh sake...another "silly-Christian" post.

    I know there is an extreme atheist bias here, but let`s at least show some non-lame Christians worshiping.

    http://www.celebrationcovenant.com/flash...


    Also, here`s what I did for the 4th of July:

    http://www.celebrationcovenant.com/flash...

    (Yes, that`s me...even though the mirror tells me I look awesome, the camera tells me I need to drop about 20)

    Anyway...yes, we`re a real church. We live in a modern and tech-savvy world and we use media to its fullest extent. Yes, Jesus approves.

    Also, we webcast every service. IAB is cordially invited (dared?) to join us anytime. Service times are on the website.

  31. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Also, you`re mostly youth here....so check this out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffgP8kIUo...

    This is our youth group. I love these guys, and I wish I`d had their passion, courage, and mentorship when I was a teen. Check out www.escapeaverage.com to see what they`re about.

  32. Profile photo of Rumo
    Rumo Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    Myxgyglplx you want to tell me what song thats playing in the XCEL vid
  33. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:14 pm
    Rumo, I`m not sure about the symphonic background stuff. The raps are all from Trace, one of the guys who came up through XCEL. Here`s one of my favorites from him:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBbBtEMSv...

  34. Profile photo of Bulldozer
    Bulldozer Male 18-29
    111 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    Bad batch of E.
  35. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    not only is it boring but it is also a little more gay and retarded now thanks to this
  36. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    Watch this on mute, its hilarious.
  37. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    153 posts
    August 13, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    those pills musta been strong
  38. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:13 am
    It`s official.. After watching that video and how they`re dancing and such.. Religious people scare me. In the altered words of FG.. "Damn Religion. You Scary!"
  39. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
    2172 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:25 am
    Keep on partying, just dont... you know... reproduce.
  40. Profile photo of BassBoy141
    BassBoy141 Male 13-17
    8 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 4:19 am
    Nothing like drum and bass to make you realize how much you love god...
  41. Profile photo of fuguthenub
    fuguthenub Male 18-29
    69 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 4:42 am
    and he saw that it was good
  42. Profile photo of Shpleeurnck
    Shpleeurnck Male 13-17
    20 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 6:42 am
    Anyone point me in the direction of the song name?
  43. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 8:26 am
    Bloodrave meets the holy ghost...righteous!
  44. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    I liked the people who were sitting down. They had common sense. Stupid holy rollers.
  45. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 12:32 pm
    Myxgyglplx, Hill songs are so fake. Let people do thier own thing. God will reach them in his time. You can force it. So dont even try.
  46. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 1:20 pm
    Morningkiwi, I guess I don`t follow your thought process. We`re not Hillsongs, but we know some of the worship team and we do a few of their songs. Are you saying that because the music (theirs or ours) is polished, produced, and delivered with professional excellence then it`s "fake" or somehow not "authentic" or a genuine expression of love and worship? I don`t see any reason to say that. You don`t have to have a homely person croaking "Amazing Grace" with an out of tune acoustic guitar to make worship music somehow more humble and heartfelt.

    I do let people do their own thing. It isn`t a matter of me "letting" or trying to force anything. I`m just pointing out that all Christians are not spastic holy-rollers.

  47. Profile photo of Camelnoise
    Camelnoise Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:45 pm
    "You can force it. So dont even try."

    Apparently you can force it

  48. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
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    August 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm
    This video made me LOL...but it needs better music...more techno maybe.

    Nearly every religion has it`s good/kind people, BUT there is way too much blood on organized religions hands. I just don`t want to be a part of any of them...good examples or not.

    I`m better behaved than 99% of "christians" and I claim no religion AT ALL. I don`t (never even tried something) smoke ANYTHING, get drunk, curse, etc. I`ve never gotten in trouble with the law. I`m happily married, have a beautiful baby girl..and I work hard for a living.

    I`m the person I am without organized religion. There is too much brain washing and mailable people to feed into it in this world.

    What we need is better parenting and teachers in this world. A bit more intelligence might help too.LOL

    You know it`s funny, I`ve been to religious presentation where they go into all this stuff about we all get addicted, get into trouble, sin a lot, are tempted....well, what about those of us that don`t do the things yo

  49. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:25 pm
    ...you talk about??
  50. Profile photo of Sabre200000
    Sabre200000 Male 18-29
    1039 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 3:26 pm
    Don`t give me that line about you`re born a sinner. Infants/babies/toddlers that die young aren`t burning in Hell.
  51. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    504 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Meh
  52. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    Sorry what I ment was that you cant force it. Typo. What I found about Hillsongs is that most if it`s music is just like the so called secular music wich I find sings more about God that some of the christian music does. I was in a church that played the exact same music that you guys played. Sure it is good and you get prickly God feelings from it. I am talking about the band and the church. "Get out there and make a difference, make people see God." Basically all their songs say that and " God I am going to be this for you." I had to learn the hard way who Jesus really is and he does not want to make you do anything or try to be anything for him. The best way that people are going to see God through you is how you live. Not by what you say. And obviously I A B ers cant see you. It is not God that turns people away from God it is the people in the church that turn people away from him. Oh and Sabre200000 I totally agree I dont think they go to hell either.
  53. Profile photo of Bulldozer
    Bulldozer Male 18-29
    111 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    Christianity is the belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
  54. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    MK, we probably agree more than you think. You`re absolutely right when you say that the best way that people are going to see God through you is how you live. I wouldn`t dismiss the power of words, because what you SAY actually does matter. However, what you DO, how you LIVE and how you LOVE matters more.

    Regarding the music...of course the music is near & dear to me, being a musician. However, musicians (especially us guitarists) are a dime a dozen. Good music and good songs don`t make a church or provide anything truly substantial. Even the Hillsong leadership will tell you flatly that the music is NOT all they are as a church (that`s just a very visible ministry of theirs). The music is worship, and it isn`t for the people, it`s for God. It`s contemporary because we don`t live in the 1700`s anymore so we threw away the hymnal.

    Oh, and church people turned me away from God for nearly 20 years. I still don`t like most "church people".

  55. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:11 pm
    Myxgyglplx:
    Look, in my 3 years of being registered I have made very few posts. Your "promotional" message got me to actually come out of hiding.

    I am not going to sit and bash on any religion nor will I tell you which one I belong to... but I do have to say, your churches very weak attempt at being hip, cool, and trendy scares me. Why try and force people to listen to the word of god by "talking" to us on our level? Those videos wreak of falsity and awkwardness. I watched all of the links you posted, and honestly they scared me.

    People in a lot of churches who are out of touch, older and far from todays "youth" struggle to mask their lack of understanding of modern culture by dressing up a message that they believe is worth hearing in "cheap knockoffs" of the real thing...(i.e. forced hip music)

    There are bands with a "hip" sound out there right now that spread the word of god...


  56. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:30 pm
    ...I will give you three examples of said "hip bands" in the Metal/Hardcore genre:
    The Devil Wears Prada

    Norma Jean

    Underoath

    Those three are just a small but amazing examples of what the word of god sounds like when the people spreading it aren`t trying so hard...and are just "doing it".

    I have a very hard time listening to anyone who thinks they can personify a cultural movement and or generation by slapping a "cool" sticker on it and calling it things like "Un-Church" and "God`s foot solders".

    Do you honestly think any truly self-aware, free thinking 15-25 year old wants to be spoon fed a watered down version of the movement they are a p

  57. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:35 pm
    a part of? No.

    Wow, it`s late and I am all flustered now.
    -Center

    p.s. the video is quite creepy as well.

  58. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:38 pm
    "Promotional"? Whatever. I didn`t post it to evangelize. I posted it because a lot of people seem to think that all Christians are inbred snake-handlers, spazzed out holy-rollers, or otherwise freaky social misfits, hypocrites, and criminals. Those are the ONLY videos I see here as a representation of the church.

    So...I enjoy IAB. It`s a fun site with fun links, and I`ve been a member for a few years also. I just get fed up with all the anti-Christian bias sometimes.

    My church doesn`t "try" to be hip, cool, or trendy. This is not a "mask" we wear to trick people or "talk to them at their level". This IS our level. We are real people and this is how we are. I wear hip & trendy clothes. Not to attract you or "reach out" to your generation at your level...but because it turns my wife on and I like the rewards of that. I certainly won`t apologize for not being pious enough to suit you. You say it scares you. Good. You

  59. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    You forgot a couple of my favorites:

    http://demonhunter.net/main.php
    http://www.spokenmusic.com/main.php

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    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    Oh, and this:

    http://www.project86.com

  61. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm
    Wow, look at me I can Google Christian hardcore bands too.. that doesn`t mean you listen to it...and quite frankly that wasn`t my point.

    I wasn`t talking about your clothing, I wasn`t talking about your musical choices... I was merely using the music as an example of the constant attempts by people to recruit people to the "flock".

    Seriously I didn`t mention fashion at all... I am just so stunned you talked to me about turning on your wife with your trendy dress... what does that have to do with anything?

    I would also like to point out, you did promote your silly webcast (yet another attempt at being cool) to the whole IAB community and I quote:

    "Also, we webcast every service. IAB is cordially invited (dared?) to join us anytime. Service times are on the website."

    So go ahead, get angry because I tried to open up a discussion about the videos. That just further perpetuates the bias people all over the world have for religious zealots like yourself and thi

  62. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 11:04 pm
    ...their congregations.

    This exact conversation is going to be perfect ammunition for the next overly excitable "stylishly dressed" bible thumper I come across.

    Good-night, AND GOD BLESS. (oops I let my secret out...guess who is a CHRISTIAN???)

    And also, if you honestly cared to do some research on the religious stance of the majority of IAB members insetead of just lump us all together I would love to help you with that... I think you would be quite surprised.

    -Center

  63. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    Um...actually, I *do* listen to them. I`m a metalhead from way back...but yeah, it`s beside the point. I`m not sure why you introduced them into the conversation.

    Clothing, music, media, whatever...you attacked the "hip", "trendy" aspect as if we were a bunch of idiots dressing up in costumes and playing music we don`t really enjoy in some type of desperately contrived attempt to attract the "lost youth" of our city and "force" them into our "flock". That`s a load of crap.

    Oh, I forgot I "promoted" the webcast. Okay...so what? It`s not "another attempt to be cool", though. We have hundreds of viewers around the world at every service. Sometimes more than the people in the building.

    I`m not angry with you at all...you are obviously the offendable, excitable and angry one here with a chip on your shoulder. I find it amusing.

  64. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    For the record, I`ve yet to "thump" a bible.

    So you`re a Christian...I kind of figured that from your first post. Look, CCC (my church), isn`t for everyone. There`s always the First Baptist Church down the street. They have blue-haired old ladies, a piano, and hard-backed pews. If that`s not your thing, the Episcopalians up the road have robes and communion wafers. Whatever. Faith is important, not trimmings and rituals. But there`s no reason to get bent out of shape (or "scared" - your word) because we`re doing something relevant as citizens in a media-driven culture (not as outsiders to that culture).

    I wouldn`t care for demographic research on IAB, but thanks for asking. There are a lot of anti-Christian vids and comments around here. I just felt like adding something counter to that trend (well, except in your opinion, and I`m sure if you look hard enough someone will agree with you).

  65. Profile photo of morningkiwi
    morningkiwi Female 18-29
    146 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 1:09 pm
    Myxgyglplx I hope you get hurt by the church in such a way that you have to find out who God really is on your own. You`ll find that what your pastor says about luke warm christianity and dieing to your flesh so he can live is a bunch of crap. I was in your place only a couple of years ago. Am I a sinner now? No absolutly not. I still love God with all my heart. The best way people learn is when they get hurt. Dont worry your time will come soon. Oh and if people in your church start saying God told me to say this or do this or the pastor has say in what you do. Get out now while you still can.
  66. Profile photo of Myxgyglplx
    Myxgyglplx Male 30-39
    223 posts
    August 15, 2008 at 2:49 pm
    "Myxgyglplx I hope you get hurt by the church in such a way that you have to find out who God really is on your own."

    Wow. What a sad statement of twisted up bitterness and ill will.

    Sounds like you`ve had enough hurt, from an abusive and controlling environment, perhaps? I hope you find some healing for that.

    I appreciate you saying you`ve been where I am...you`re trying to "warn" me. Thanks, but you couldn`t be further from the truth. I *was* hurt by "church people". Years and years ago. Their hypocrisy and judgementalism drove me away and I stayed away for about 20 years. So actually, I`ve been where you are...and much further down a twisted path that I hope you don`t follow.

    I don`t have time this afternoon to engage in a long conversation...I`m playing at a conference tonight, so I have to go now.

    I`m sorry you`ve been so hurt in your past. Christians can be the church`s worst enemy sometimes. Peace.

  67. Profile photo of V1be
    V1be Male 13-17
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    August 16, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    OK who left the ecstacy in the wine jug?

    LOL

  68. Profile photo of Center706
    Center706 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    September 25, 2008 at 4:32 pm
    a part of? No.

    Wow, it`s late and I am all flustered now.
    -Center

    p.s. the video is quite creepy as well.

  69. Profile photo of xlollerskate
    xlollerskate Female 18-29
    167 posts
    April 29, 2009 at 8:04 pm
    Atheism: the belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything. And then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.

    Makes perfect sense.
    =]

    I think it take a LOT more faith to believe in THAT, than to believe in the G-d of the Bible.

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