Denvil Crowe : Scariest Lawyer in the World?

Submitted by: lakeshost 9 years ago in Weird
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Are you really going to question Mr. Crowe when he demands his money from you? I didn"t think so.
There are 33 comments:
Female 1
that`s not actually Denvil Crowe... just an actor for the commercial. Denvil Crowe doesn`t look anything like that.
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Male 20
where he says "don`t you dare", he sounds alot, and i mean ALOT, like cleveland from family guy.
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Male 11,739
Mother F*CK I can`t believe how retarded some local commercials can be. Do the people who make this crap actually think it`s good? I wouldn`t call that lawyer if my life depended on it after watching that stinking pile. Wow, that`s extreme suck.
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Male 3
LOL I don`t now why I keep watching this. The stares into space are the funniest part. I went to the website in the video www.mybillsbills.com There from MISSISSIPPI
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Male 882
i hope that was a sick sick joke.
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Female 36
That singing sucked xD
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Male 1,704
weak!!
the guy blatently aint no lawyer.
and what was with the random lookin into spaces all about?
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Male 3,255
The man in the video is the "evil jerk" that wants your money. You call Denvil Crowe to help you deal with the man in the video.
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Female 15,763
Oh god, that was real wasn`t it?

I could sing better than that. D:

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Female 602
Me before the video: "OH YEAH?!! I`m going to be an even scarier lawyer!"

...then I saw the guy...

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Male 27
singing lawyer = weird

lol i love how there was explodtions in the background :P

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Male 1,455
"Monday, August 18, 2008 12:11:36 PM
sadly mister hadji... I`ve been following nikes advice for the last few years... "just do it"... damn you nike and yr fashionable running shoes!"

*facepalm*

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Male 214
This is what happens when technical institutes start giving out degrees.
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Male 358
That was just terrible...
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Male 370
sadly mister hadji... I`ve been following nikes advice for the last few years... "just do it"... damn you nike and yr fashionable running shoes!
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Female 519
That was..

awful, for lack of a better word.

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Female 5,139
OH DEAR GOD!
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Male 1,455
^Just don`t... do it?
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Male 370
Yeah my picture wont change either... And yeah I`m pretty sure it didnt go near anyone in that way. Although my girlfriend and her friend thought THIS would be hilarious... Anish, cos I KNOW you love the details, this pictures totally for you :P Why am I embarrassing myself to random peoples on the internets I`ll never know.
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Male 509
Spare us the details Andrew, I`d rather not know where that`s been in...much less who it`s been in!
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Female 5,139
My picture is not changing. ummm?
ahh well
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Male 3,431
That was effing Lame.
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Female 5,139
"And no, the dildo did not penetrate anyone... at least no one I was aware of."

.... you sure..about that :-|

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Male 1,455
Scariest? More like the most pathetic.
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Male 5,970
"But I cant afford it"

I DONT CARE hahahahahhahahah

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Male 370
its a nice succulent 18 inch double ended dildo... Lets just forget I said that and move on now :D Actually we made the most amazing game out of that dildo, bouncing it across the floor in a circle of people sitting down, ya had to throw it in whatever way you caught it, also as the night went on and things got drunkier, more rules were added.

And no, the dildo did not penetrate anyone... at least no one I was aware of.

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Female 5,139
amdrew...wtf ....your pic...

lulz

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Male 370
wow... is this real? Or some sor of spoof... its kind of... hard to tell. And the singing... My lord! Maybe he shouldnt have spent all his money on those flame effects!
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Female 53
Wtf xD
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Male 663
Seriously, wtf? I mean come on. That poo was just ridiculous.
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Female 5,139
Thats some awful singing right there..
i mean...awful -tuts-
im bad but....come on....awful...

....awful

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Male 509
This commercial was most certainly not catchy. The singing was absolutely awful!
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Male 1
Link: Denvil Crowe : Scariest Lawyer in the World? [Rate Link] - Are you really going to question Mr. Crowe when he demands his money from you? I didn`t think so.
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