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Date: 08/06/08 02:02 PM

47 Responses to Dad Of The Year: Scooter Edition! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:40 am
    Link: Dad Of The Year: Scooter Edition! - You might want to turn off the motor next time, pops.
  2. Profile photo of Benjaphar
    Benjaphar Male 30-39
    108 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    I can`t believe his first few steps are at a walk. That`s the most worrying about this.
  3. Profile photo of Sil3ntEcho
    Sil3ntEcho Male 13-17
    12 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:05 pm
    made me lol the first time, but its a repost
  4. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    he didn`t even look that conerned
  5. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:06 pm
    haha yeah no kidding. he sees the kid fall, so at first he slowly walks...
  6. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm
    Madre de dios. I swear, there should be a mandatory IQ test for anyone who wants to become a parent. Fail = snippitty snip.
  7. Profile photo of sepia-tenshi
    sepia-tenshi Female 18-29
    353 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    ouch! poor kid! didnt know any better or just wanted to steal the bike!
  8. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:09 pm
    :-O i hope she is okay!!!
  9. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:10 pm
    Look, it`s Brittney`s twin brother!

    I guess parental skills run in the family.

  10. Profile photo of xViTAMiN22
    xViTAMiN22 Male 18-29
    991 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:12 pm
    He was probably in shock... that is so sad. XD
  11. Profile photo of peanut_x
    peanut_x Female 13-17
    408 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    Looks quite painful.
  12. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:18 pm
    FAKE. Notice how the two ladies she almost kills don`t even care.
  13. Profile photo of smartbomb314
    smartbomb314 Male 13-17
    1220 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:21 pm
    backfat.... they obviously noticed it, they just look like they don`t know what to do. and that`s called the bystander effect, there have been plenty of other posts on here about the bystander effect.
  14. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:22 pm
    Turning the engine off would have been better, but still bad. Taking a small kid out on a motorbike without any protection is an arsebrained parenthood failure even if you don`t leave them in control of the bike.

    Unfortunately, breeding doesn`t require anything other than functioning sex organs. Almost any animal can do it.

  15. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    stupid dad stupid girl she knew what she was doing
  16. Profile photo of explody
    explody Female 13-17
    104 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    =o Ohmygod, I really hope that little girl was okay. And that`s so stupid on the dad`s part, he shouldn`t have left her on that thing anyway. And I agree, everyone was probably just so shocked they didn`t know how to react.
  17. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    she shouldnt have even been riding with him on a motorcycle anyway. and the dad didnt even make her wear a helmet!
  18. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    "backfat.... they obviously noticed it, they just look like they don`t know what to do. and that`s called the bystander effect, there have been plenty of other posts on here about the bystander effect."

    Yeah that happened tome one time i was in the mall parking lot and i heard 2 people screaming and yelling at each other and there was this dude and this lady and he was like you stay the f*ck over there! and i heard them and they were like Dont you f*cking hit me! and the lady tried to get in a car but the guy grabbed her and punched her.... and i was just standing there cus i had no idea what the hell to do.
    But they both went into the mall after that so it couldnt of been that serious

  19. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Wish I woulda been there to punch him in the neck.
  20. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    Wow, stupid dad, he should never forget to do that. >_>
  21. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:50 pm
    Whoa, that was half awesome, half nuts.
  22. Profile photo of Kumquat
    Kumquat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 2:51 pm
    How is this funny?
  23. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:09 pm
    First, it`s a repost. Second, I`m not even sure it`s real. The people don`t react much. Then again there was the video of the guy in the street after getting hit and people didn`t care. Either way, it`s been around a while and been here before.
  24. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:22 pm
    (Sil3ntEcho and freddyferret: Please provide us proof of repost. I`d like to see.)

    How did he even pass motorcycle training anyway? Shouldn`t they both have helmets?

  25. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:57 pm
    nidonemo - some states don`t require a helmet. florida is one, and i think ohio, too. i`m sure there are others, but those are the only two i know of.

    and who`s to say that this is even in the US? which i`m pretty sure that it isn`t, because of the square license plate, and the non-english writing at the end (it`s very quick, i can`t tell what it is, just that it is not english)

  26. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 3:58 pm
    he didn`t even run to the crash site! well done at being a bad caregiver!
  27. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Ha! that was tottally me as a kid
    Friggin stupidly badass
  28. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    @duckinfuh, I`ve seen square license plates in the US. Other than that, I agree that it could be somewhere else.

    Don`t all states have some laws about kids wearing helmets? It`s something that`s required (or should be, anyway) on anything that`s propelled for people under 16. Also, all the states I`ve been to allow adults to ride without helmets.

    I kinda got the feeling he only walked away to take something out of his pocket, and that he was going to turn off the engine/take his kid once he got it out. He might`ve even stopped to adjust something in his pocket (*snicker*) before he went off again, and thus didn`t see the need to turn off the engine for such a short trip. He should of turned off the engine right away anyway, but meh.

    Speaking of other countries, anyone ever been to a country where entire families will ride on one motorcycle? Kinda off topic, but it`s kinda freaky.

  29. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 4:44 pm
    /shrug
    i`ve never seen a square plate here. i suppose they could exist...

    also -
    helmet laws as of 2004

    "Colorado, Illinois, Iowa, and New Hampshire don`t have helmet laws."

  30. Profile photo of monkeyinmind
    monkeyinmind Female 18-29
    90 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    Good start on the bike, very smooth. Bad fall though.
  31. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
    1559 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    No helmets?????????
  32. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
    396 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 7:00 pm
    and she was doing so well at first
  33. Profile photo of KaosBoom
    KaosBoom Female 13-17
    34 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    He wins.
  34. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    that will teach her not to drive without a license
  35. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm
    What didn`t I see a helmet for the both of them ANYWHERE? O__O
    Isn`t it illegal to drive a motorcycle without one?
  36. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    don`t care if i am going to hell for laughing that was funny
  37. Profile photo of wackedoutdj
    wackedoutdj Male 13-17
    6 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    After that kid gets outta the hospital, next step Motorcross
  38. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Hope the kids ok
  39. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    am i just morbid? or is this funny lol

    as long as she wasn`t hurt

  40. Profile photo of driftingby
    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    August 6, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    I feel bad for laughing but that was hilarious.
    I hope she`s okay.
  41. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 12:48 am
    OMG! i did`t realize there was a little girl there til my bro pointed it out!
    =O that`s horrible! freckin` a hole

    "almost any animal?"

    yes, some just aren`t blessed with certain assets
    it is unfortunate, but it is true
    ;D though, i am not among them

  42. Profile photo of freecandy
    freecandy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 2:57 am
    he fails at parenting
  43. Profile photo of Vagrant86
    Vagrant86 Male 18-29
    2557 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 3:52 am
    I hope the bike is ok.

    lol just kidding but that`s probably what that good for nothing dad is thinking.

  44. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 5:09 am
    ^^ The_Windy "What didn`t I see a helmet for the both of them ANYWHERE? O__O
    Isn`t it illegal to drive a motorcycle without one?"

    Illegal in Canada, maybe. The world`s a big place, you`ll find.

  45. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 9:20 am
    that poor little girl. :(
  46. Profile photo of Dingo118
    Dingo118 Female 30-39
    15 posts
    August 7, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    Maybe the little girl is at fault. Obviously, she is a twisted and vicious criminal - probably a product of her mothers` addiction to Marlboros and Krispy Kremes* while she was in the womb - and she was foiled in her attempt to steal his bike, form a gang of killer tykes and create a wave of chaos the like of which has never before been seen.

    Or, maybe he`s just a rotten dad...

    (*Just wait until Britney Spears kids grow up! It`ll be a BLOODBATH!!!!!)

  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 24, 2009 at 8:55 pm
    FREEDOM!

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