Dad Of The Year: Scooter Edition! [Pic]

Submitted by: CrakrJak 9 years ago in Funny
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You might want to turn off the motor next time, pops.
Credits: Crakrjack
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Male 15,510
FREEDOM!
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Female 15
Maybe the little girl is at fault. Obviously, she is a twisted and vicious criminal - probably a product of her mothers` addiction to Marlboros and Krispy Kremes* while she was in the womb - and she was foiled in her attempt to steal his bike, form a gang of killer tykes and create a wave of chaos the like of which has never before been seen.

Or, maybe he`s just a rotten dad...

(*Just wait until Britney Spears kids grow up! It`ll be a BLOODBATH!!!!!)

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Female 268
that poor little girl. :(
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Male 12,138
^^ The_Windy "What didn`t I see a helmet for the both of them ANYWHERE? O__O
Isn`t it illegal to drive a motorcycle without one?"

Illegal in Canada, maybe. The world`s a big place, you`ll find.

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Male 2,553
I hope the bike is ok.

lol just kidding but that`s probably what that good for nothing dad is thinking.

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Male 126
he fails at parenting
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Female 1,186
OMG! i did`t realize there was a little girl there til my bro pointed it out!
=O that`s horrible! freckin` a hole

"almost any animal?"

yes, some just aren`t blessed with certain assets
it is unfortunate, but it is true
;D though, i am not among them

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Female 57
I feel bad for laughing but that was hilarious.
I hope she`s okay.
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Female 4,376
am i just morbid? or is this funny lol

as long as she wasn`t hurt

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Male 1,036
Hope the kids ok
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Male 6
After that kid gets outta the hospital, next step Motorcross
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Male 649
don`t care if i am going to hell for laughing that was funny
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Female 1,589
What didn`t I see a helmet for the both of them ANYWHERE? O__O
Isn`t it illegal to drive a motorcycle without one?
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Male 2,855
that will teach her not to drive without a license
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Female 34
He wins.
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Male 396
and she was doing so well at first
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Male 1,556
No helmets?????????
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Female 90
Good start on the bike, very smooth. Bad fall though.
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Male 891
/shrug
i`ve never seen a square plate here. i suppose they could exist...

also -
helmet laws as of 2004

"Colorado, Illinois, Iowa, and New Hampshire don`t have helmet laws."

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Female 444
@duckinfuh, I`ve seen square license plates in the US. Other than that, I agree that it could be somewhere else.

Don`t all states have some laws about kids wearing helmets? It`s something that`s required (or should be, anyway) on anything that`s propelled for people under 16. Also, all the states I`ve been to allow adults to ride without helmets.

I kinda got the feeling he only walked away to take something out of his pocket, and that he was going to turn off the engine/take his kid once he got it out. He might`ve even stopped to adjust something in his pocket (*snicker*) before he went off again, and thus didn`t see the need to turn off the engine for such a short trip. He should of turned off the engine right away anyway, but meh.

Speaking of other countries, anyone ever been to a country where entire families will ride on one motorcycle? Kinda off topic, but it`s kinda freaky.

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Female 1,470
Ha! that was tottally me as a kid
Friggin stupidly badass
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Female 316
he didn`t even run to the crash site! well done at being a bad caregiver!
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Male 891
nidonemo - some states don`t require a helmet. florida is one, and i think ohio, too. i`m sure there are others, but those are the only two i know of.

and who`s to say that this is even in the US? which i`m pretty sure that it isn`t, because of the square license plate, and the non-english writing at the end (it`s very quick, i can`t tell what it is, just that it is not english)

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Male 9,305
(Sil3ntEcho and freddyferret: Please provide us proof of repost. I`d like to see.)

How did he even pass motorcycle training anyway? Shouldn`t they both have helmets?

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Male 11,739
First, it`s a repost. Second, I`m not even sure it`s real. The people don`t react much. Then again there was the video of the guy in the street after getting hit and people didn`t care. Either way, it`s been around a while and been here before.
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Female 178
How is this funny?
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Female 960
Whoa, that was half awesome, half nuts.
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Male 2,395
Wow, stupid dad, he should never forget to do that. >_>
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Male 3,255
Wish I woulda been there to punch him in the neck.
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Male 1,583
"backfat.... they obviously noticed it, they just look like they don`t know what to do. and that`s called the bystander effect, there have been plenty of other posts on here about the bystander effect."

Yeah that happened tome one time i was in the mall parking lot and i heard 2 people screaming and yelling at each other and there was this dude and this lady and he was like you stay the f*ck over there! and i heard them and they were like Dont you f*cking hit me! and the lady tried to get in a car but the guy grabbed her and punched her.... and i was just standing there cus i had no idea what the hell to do.
But they both went into the mall after that so it couldnt of been that serious

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Female 193
she shouldnt have even been riding with him on a motorcycle anyway. and the dad didnt even make her wear a helmet!
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Female 104
=o Ohmygod, I really hope that little girl was okay. And that`s so stupid on the dad`s part, he shouldn`t have left her on that thing anyway. And I agree, everyone was probably just so shocked they didn`t know how to react.
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Male 1,766
stupid dad stupid girl she knew what she was doing
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Male 12,365
Turning the engine off would have been better, but still bad. Taking a small kid out on a motorbike without any protection is an arsebrained parenthood failure even if you don`t leave them in control of the bike.

Unfortunately, breeding doesn`t require anything other than functioning sex organs. Almost any animal can do it.

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Male 1,220
backfat.... they obviously noticed it, they just look like they don`t know what to do. and that`s called the bystander effect, there have been plenty of other posts on here about the bystander effect.
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Male 1,894
FAKE. Notice how the two ladies she almost kills don`t even care.
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Female 408
Looks quite painful.
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Male 991
He was probably in shock... that is so sad. XD
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Female 15,763
Look, it`s Brittney`s twin brother!

I guess parental skills run in the family.

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Female 5,139
:-O i hope she is okay!!!
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Female 353
ouch! poor kid! didnt know any better or just wanted to steal the bike!
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Male 12,138
Madre de dios. I swear, there should be a mandatory IQ test for anyone who wants to become a parent. Fail = snippitty snip.
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Male 246
haha yeah no kidding. he sees the kid fall, so at first he slowly walks...
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Male 1,220
he didn`t even look that conerned
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Male 12
made me lol the first time, but its a repost
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Male 108
I can`t believe his first few steps are at a walk. That`s the most worrying about this.
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Male 17,511
Link: Dad Of The Year: Scooter Edition! [Pic] [Rate Link] - You might want to turn off the motor next time, pops.
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