Crazy Sprinkler Lady

Submitted by: fundumper 9 years ago in Weird
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Rainbows: The US Government"s latest conspiracy.
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Male 2,056
either someone slept through school or a great troll apparently
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Male 115
i saw this on failblog XD
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Female 41
I think my IQ just dropped a few points.
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Male 2,422
I bet she will end up trying to assassinate the paper-boy for being a tool of government oppression and who is using subtle mind control via rainbows in our water supply.
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Male 6
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

i seriously pissed that was so funny.

tried to sound smart with "spectrum" ahahahaha

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Male 3
well my theory is that there is to many homo`s. and it`s George Bush`s fault.
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Female 165
Alright, I`m schizophrenic, but I think this is just whack. Come on, they`re rainbows, they`ve been around forever, and yes, they`ve also been near the ground. You learn about that sort of stuff in Kindergarten. Sheesh.

=) This video gave me a good laugh. Crazy Sprinkler Lady FTW!

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Male 5
o snap the rainbows will kill us all
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Female 16
hahaha that was soo funny

but iv lost all faith in humanity

i died a little inside :(

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Female 471
Siyanor said: "Yes LadyWeasel, I showed a link to it on page 3"

I`m too lazy to read all the comments.

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Female 264
Hahahahahhaah... oh my. after seeing her channel, i cant believe this is real, i think it HAS to be a joke
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Male 5
THANK YOU EVERYBODY FOR LETTING THIS WOMAN KNOW HOW STUPID SHE IS. IM AFRAID EVEN ALL MY RANTING ON HERE IS JUST NOT ENOUGH. KEEP THE FACTS COMING PLEASE. I PERSONALLY DON`T WANT TO KILL HER. I THINK IT WOULD BE MUCH MORE ENTERTAINING TO FIND OUT SHE KILLED HERSELF. PLEASE PEOPLE MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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Female 173
someone took her lucky charmss ï̯͡ï﴿
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Male 1,036
That is lol. We as a nation have to repeat one unbased, ignorant and downright ridiculous argument.
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Male 2,796
Holy phuk!!! I read all the posts here and I looked at the links... thanks btw for linking all her crazy ass stories and youtube stuff. We all need to contact her and pretend like we are Government Officials in a way. (don`t claim outright...just hint strongly at it. Because pretending to be a Government official is technically illegal.) I bet if we all start hauntuing her she will get even more batchit crazy than now... lol good times
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Male 891
omfg, SkyeDragon. that moon video is all kinds of win.

"how can the light be behind the moon?"

i am SO glad IAB stumbled upon this lady XD

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Female 281
LOL I just watched her Moon video!!! xD
Everyone should go check out her YouTube page and watch more "government conspiracies". Very entertaining!
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Male 2,796
LOL... PHATCUBSFAN... dude. I was gonna go on a rant but you summed it up quite nice like... except for the all caps.

But yeah... I want to choke this slut out. This is worse than the leprechaun in the tree down in Alabama. dis bitz is ignant!

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Male 1,184
"But good idea posting it again. That way more people can see it!"

Shouldn`t people be reading the previous comments? I read all of them..

"I wonder why the government wants us all gay?"

It`s the government`s politically correct, nonviolent method of reducing anti-gay sentiments. Isn`t that obvious?

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Female 15
I`m tellin` ya - it`s those d*mn leprechauns. Can`t trust `em, yanno?

ACK! There`s another one! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!

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Male 2
Yes LadyWeasel, I showed a link to it on page 3. But good idea posting it again. That way more people can see it!

Rainbows are actually a kind of subliminal message that tells you to turn gay.
I wonder why the government wants us all gay?

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Female 471
Oh god... my sister just sent me her youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediv...
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Male 1,184
"Why do people think Americans are stupid? WHY?!"

Because over 25% are literally mentally retarded. Of course, that goes for all countries.

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Female 368
its calld H20 lady!

lol omg zomfing

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Male 214
I wish there was a way to spam her entire existence with "unfamiliar" rainbows.
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Male 1,244
Why do people think Americans are stupid? WHY?!
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Male 266
lol, freddyferret. While the south is generally dumber than the north, your crass oversimplification is really pathetic. Do you even think of what you say before you say it?
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Male 108
I`ll bet it was the same woman that rubbed Lyme on her face to "prove a point."

(sorry `bout the double post.)

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Male 108
If she becomes some kind of anti-sprinkler-rainbow activist then I am going to hunt her down personally. You realize that with a little bit of persistence and drive, she could become the next Michael Moore!?!?! I don`t think anyone wants that.
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Female 519
What do human rights have to do with rainbows?

Yeah..:-|

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Male 2,388
sher obviously saw an oil slick with a rainbow and put the two together. I am placing bet three to one that she has a shopping cart in her garden.
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Female 1,470
LOL
"This cannot be natural" lord, look at all the stupid people today!
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Male 432
LoofahBoy
Male, 18-29, Western US
2038 Posts Wednesday, August 06, 2008 9:31:58 PM
Seriously, the government is putting rainbows into our water to turn us
*fabulous*
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Win.

Best post in this set of comments, and I`m not done reading them.

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Female 35
I dont know about the rest of you since you are all to young but I remember playing in sprinklers and seeing rainbows up to 30 years ago,, If I told that lady her head would pop off she would freak out if she knew the conspiracy had been going on that long!
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Female 72
And this is why science education is so important.
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Male 295
We need to IAB this person. We need to IAB her so bad she forgets about the government. This is no laughing matter people, this woman needs help, and we`re the only ones who know how to give it to her. We all have our Ph.D in spam, lets put it to good use.
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Male 4,680

Unless they`ve been putting LSD in the water...

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Male 566
its says she was in northern california, but you don`t get that stupid unless you`re a southern fundy (texas i`m think`in)
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Male 5,194
Very cunning troll.
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Male 265
another fine obama supporter
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Male 7
Quote:"I`ll bet she lives in the South. They usually don`t get past 2nd grade there and science is covered by watching Star Trek and Battlestar Gallactica."

i think your level of stupidity of worse
1).Shes from NORTHERN California.
2).I guess if all Southern people cant make it past 2nd grade that means that all Northern people are in gangs,shoot up drugs,and act like eminem
3).which would mean you`ll probably reply to this post with "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN u iz a stupid mother drater"

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Female 93
>.> <.< Did anyone notice from that stalker post that she`s married??

o.o
I now have hope.

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Male 15
I would PMSL if when she turned the camera to the side of it.....there was like a hole dug into the ground where it ended.. Hey, that would of probably been why she was mad in the first place....she went through all that trouble...setting up a sprinkler just to find there was no gold.....God bless ya = )
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Male 2,510
Pfft we all know that the government made invisible carebears that went rogue and are now shooting rainbows all over the place..
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Male 39
OOOOMMMMMMMGGGGGGG

THE RAINBOWS!!!

were all going to die :(

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Male 2,553
That was so hilarious and scary at the same time.
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Female 21
I think i must come clean, I put the rainbows in the watersupply, and tainted the air with rainbow particals. I also killed kenny and kicked a puppy. Its all part of my evil plan for world domination.
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Male 67
Oh Gawd... Do I have to be in the same species as these people?
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Male 281
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Female 471
Next thing you know, we`ll be oozing rainbows out of our asses. I want a pot of gold at the end of my ass.
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Male 5
"What is oozing out of the ground?"
.....STUPIDITY must be oozing out of the ground!
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Female 475
This is more than likely where shes coming from....i think? O.o

part 1
Part 2

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Female 306
You should see her Moon video... *sigh* Idiot.
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Male 8,302
>Wow. I hope hse`s kidding. She has to be, right?

No, unfortunately, and rather sadly, she`s not. She really IS that stupid. On the other hand she`s American so we should allow for a certain predisposition toward subnormal intellect...

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Male 326
Wow... I`ve read all her stuff and watched all her videos... Wow. I hope hse`s kidding. She has to be, right?
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Female 779
*Sigh* Thats tragic. Unfortunately on average people ARE that stupid. :(
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Male 45
Did she say "oxygen" supply.

Yes lady, because the government has giant scuba tanks hooked up to the atmosphere that they POISON! Plus, what does the oxygen supply have to do with the mysterious rainbow so close to the ground which is like the newest thing according to her. Maybe she didn`t have sprinklers when she was a kid and thats why she never saw them before.

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Male 2
WOW, she is stupid! She probably got out of school because she had "other" things to do.

By the way, I managed to find her youtube account.
http://www.youtube.com/user/dbootsthediv...

Now, no offense, but no matter how stupid someone is, I just can`t wish their death. I am surprised some people here said things like "kill her" and "she deserves to die".
What? Are we exterminating people now depending on their intelligence? We aren`t doing it now, but with this mentality we might start to in a few years.
Once again, no offense, just giving my opinion. Take it or leave it.

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Female 128
HAHA! WTF
was she high?

she cant spell...

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Male 8,302



***** WHITE HOUSE URGENT ALL DEPARTMENTS *****
***** CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED CODE RED *****
The Plot has been uncovered, our Grand Master Plan has been revealed by a woman of unusual intelligence and perception! Disband all taskforces immediately, burn and shred all the documentation! Go into damage control mode immediately! All Level 1 personnel to head to the underground bunkers asap. Secret Service, operation `Deny Everything` is now in effect. And someone find out how the hell she worked it out!
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Male 650
She did convince me that there`s something in the water

Stupidity like that doesn`t come naturally

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Female 1,264
phatcubsfan

Wow! Yes! She made an error and we all took note of that but... Wow!

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Male 36
DOn`t you people realize what is in the water supply?
Dihydrogen monoxide!
It can refract light into colors, composes up to 90% of the mass of cancer cells, makes automobile brakes less effective and can cause severe burning in its gaseous state. Do we really need this in our water supply?

(note: for those of you who are a little rusty in chemistry, the more familiar notation for dihydrogen monoxide would be H2O.)

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Male 1,036
not around twenty years ago!!!!!

How about the rainbow after the flood - Noah.

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Male 353
^^ ice crystals in the air can make a halo in the sky from the moon light shining through. You can see it more often in the winter... If you live in a place that gets cold at night.
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Female 192
around the sun and moon?
since when did we have rainbows around the moon? XD
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Male 799
yeah crawdaddy i appreciate that.

whadda wacko.

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Male 182
I`m seriously in shock, though. Wow.
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Male 182
ROFL.

WOW.

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Female 123
lol crawdaddy! Those links are making me pee my pants. She is funny and sad. It must be miserable to live that crazy.
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Female 7
Uhh im pretty sure it said in the video that she was in california....also known as the land of the free and the home of the strange
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Male 799
guys guysm come on now. everyone knows benjamin franklin invented the rainbow 19 years ago. she is totally right.
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Male 353
This lady must just be a Paranoid Schizophrenic. After reading this post from her thats my conclusion.
last link
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Male 1,263
Wow, that was 100% pure idiocy right there.

Also, Don`t hate on the South. I will admit the obvious, a large percentage of the south is truely...erm....spec--- Less then intelligent. But so is the rest of the United States.

But, I live in the South, unfortunately, and I don`t plan on living here for long. But please, don`t categorize us in the "Completely Stupid inbreeds" section :D

...even though there are a lot of them here.

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Male 663
Wow, that was depressing.
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Female 123
phatty, the joke is on you! I didn`t drop out of the school for morons. I graduated with full honors. Oh, wait. . . that doesn`t help my case.

Nobody here will be surprised to know that the final exam in moron school was given in all caps. What a coincidence.

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Male 891
bwaaaahhhhahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahaha
aha..ha...
i have tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. oh jeebus that was fan-friggin-tastic.

*starts browsing the link from Crawdaddy197*

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Female 281
Hear those sirens, lady?
That`s the stupid police and you`re the top of the hit-list.

I couldn`t resist. x3

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Female 16
Umm....

Right.

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Male 353
I hit the mother load of her written stupidity.

Crazy Dboots

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Male 2,172
A sprinkler rainbow usually dont appear as clearly on camera. The rainbow she was watching was brighter then the one we see in the video.

It`s true that some chemicals salts they put in the water increased the refraction of light on water droplets thus causing those rainbow.

Those chemicals salts are mostly polution caused by humans activities and infracstructures but some are downright chemical waste like those pesticides they put on produces and plants that got washed away by rain water. Those chemicals are in our drinking water now and they can`t really get rid of it.

That`s why they started selling bottled water.

You can expect botled shower water in the near future.

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Male 21
Looks like someone didn`t pay attention to her 3rd grade science class.
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Male 147
Ok that was one of the stupidest things I`ve ever heard. I seriously got a headache after watching that. I haven`t had a headache in years!

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Female 268
as for freddyferret. slightly insulted by his "southern" remark. either way this has got to be the dumbest woman i have ever seen/heard of. God I hate stupid people.
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Male 5
HAHAHAH FIRST WE HAVE GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY NOW WE HAVE ALIEN INVASIONS BECAUSE OF RAINBOWS? DID TRICIA AND DBOOBS DROP OUT OF THE SAME SCHOOL FOR MORONS? GOD DAMN THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS. I HAVE TO AGREE THAT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF IT WASN`T SO DAMN STUPID... KINDA LIKE NAPOLEAN DYNAMITE. HAHA I ACTUALLY CANT WAIT TO READ HER POST ABOUT COLD FUSION IN HER TOWN. I`M ACTUALLY KINDA HAVING FUN NOW MAKING FUN NOT OF THE UNEDUCATED, BUT OF THE PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY IGNORED EDUCATION AND LOGIC AND MADE UP THEIR OWN STUPID LITTLE WORLDS IN THEIR HEAD WHERE THE GOVERNMENT,AND ALIENS, ARE OUT TO GET THEM! WHEREVER THEY GO... WOW. SO STUPID
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Female 475
I dont know about rainbows....but i know i dont like what i hear about HAARP. down with it!
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Male 285
Hahaha. Oh my word... I laughed the entire time. "What is oozing out of our ground?!" *turns camera sideways* LAWLS!
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Male 353
Think that`s bad? Read her post about cold fusion in her town???

Dboots 2

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Male 281
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Female 123
all caps are insulting. purchase a clue.
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Female 281
Wow, this amused me. ^-^
Crazy people who think rainbows are a conspiracy of the government crack me up. xD
I love how she felt the need to tilt the camera sideways, as if we needed a different view of this "horror".
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Female 123
I agree with her alarm. Although, everyone in "the know" knows that it is not a government issue. Fact = rainbows are alien communication. If she is seeing a large number of rainbows, she should be ready for an ET visit. Hope she has a butt plug available to keep out the anal probes. No pot of gold there.
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Male 1,766
There putting light in our water supply :0
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Male 5
YOURE RIGHT, THE STEREOTYPES ARE WRONG AND IM SORRY TO ALL THE SOUTHERNERS. I WAS JUST THROWIN STUFF OUT THERE BECAUSE I WAS PISSED. WE HAVE OUR SHARE OF MORONS HERE IN THE NORTH TOO. SO YEAH I ACTUALLY THINK PEOPLE LIKE THIS NEED TO BE DEALT WITH. THIS WOMAN SHOULD BE ROTTING IN A PRISON SOMEWHERE IN SIBERIA RIGHT NOW. LIKE I SAID, HER STUPIDITY IS INSULTING TO ME AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. I`M DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS WOMAN`S ENTIRE EXISTENCE.
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Female 721
That woman needs to have a science book thrown at her, and we need to hope she can read.

And to anyone saying she must be from the south: screw y`all. We`re not dumb. Get off the dang stereotypes.

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Male 353
O.K. I like to sleuth around the web and after watching this I did a search on the maker`s name; Dboots. She seems to be some weird conspiracy theorist. Here`s a link to one of her posts.
Dboots
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Female 562
It`s called sunlight
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Female 27
Oh God, this is drating hilarious.
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Male 42
anyone saying being from a state or region implies automatic stupidity is them self an idiot.

BTW she says at the end she is from NORTHERN CALIFORNIA

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Male 5
LMFAO PROPS CRAWDADDY THATS HILARIOUS. AND THANKS TECHY. I ONLY USE IT WHEN I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY. AND I AM AFTER THAT VIDEO. IT ACTUALLY INSULTS OUR INTELLIGENCE AS AN ENTIRE RACE. SCIENCE HAS COME SO FAR AND STUPID BITCHES LIKE THAT JUST SUBTRACT FROM IT. AND ITS ALSO A TESTAMENT TO HOW PEOPLE LOOK FOR ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THEY CAN SAY ABOUT OUR GOVERNMENT. HOW ABOUT A LITTLE F***ING FAITH? HOW ABOUT PEOPLE JUST ACCEPT THE FACT THAT SOME PEOPLE, WHO WE PUT IN POWER, KNOW MORE THAN US FOR A REASON. BECAUSE IF SOMEONE TRIED TO TELL THIS DUMB B**** EVERYTHING THAT BUSH HAS TO KNOW, OUR WORLD WOULD NOT EXIST RIGHT NOW! LETS TRY TO HAVE SOME FAITH IN AMERICA PEOPLE AND NOT LISTEN TO MORONIC LIBERALS (NO OFFENSE TO THE DEMOCRATS) LIKE STEPHEN COLBERT AND JON DAILY WHEN THEY RIP BUSH FOR EVERY LITTLE THING. WAKE UP CALL! HALF THAT STUFF IS MADE UP OR ALTERED IN SOME WAY TO TURN THE PEOPLE AGAINST BUSH SO THEY WILL ELECT A DEM, THEIR OWN POLITICAL AGENDA. DAMN
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Male 62
Ok... what?
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Male 3,301
Seriously, the government is putting rainbows into our water to turn us
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Male 353
If you watch the very end you see shes from Northern Califonia. I`m not insinuating anything...just sayin`
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Male 386
oh man this is too good to be true. lmfao amazing stuff.
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Male 1,556
phatcubsfan, migraine. But ya, kill her. Like THE WATER IS REFRACTING LIGHT! ever pass fourth grade?
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Male 254
PROTECT OUR CONTITUIONAL RIGHTS!!

haha good video.

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Male 3,625
Rainbows never happened around 20 years ago? Did she really say that?
Does she know the story of Noah`s ark?

I`m really at a loss of words...

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Male 2,593
Phatcubsfan,
Caps lock, rocks,man!!! You should leave it on whenever you type
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Male 353
They really need to stop putting warning labels on products. Like "Do not use curling iron while sleeping" or "Do not put gasoline in wash machine". It would help clean people like this out of the gene pool.
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Male 14
its a conspiracy she right lol.. yeah the government is secretly taking gay ppl and putting them underground and now the gays are sending rainbow messages through our water lol

ps no offence

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Male 5
WOW. WHAT A DUMB F***ING PIECE OF TRAILER TRASH. I CANT EVEN BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD. LADY, YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST BEING ALIVE, AND ON TOP OF THAT THE WORST EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING EVER. YOU INSULT THE REST OF OUR INTELLIGENCE. DID YOU KNOW THAT RAINBOWS HAPPEN WHEN LIGHT PASSES THROUGH SMALL PIECES OF CLEAR MATTER, LIKE WATER PARTICLES? THAT FREDDY GUY IS PROBABLY RIGHT. YOU ARE PROBABLY FROM GEORGIA OR LOUISIANA OR MAYBE TEXAS OR SOMETHING. I JUST CANT EVEN BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD BE STUPID ENOUGH TO BROADCAST THIS VIDEO FOR THE REST OF THE WORLD TO MAKE FUN OF YOU. PLEASE INSIST THAT YOUR KIDS MAKE IT AT LEAST TO 6TH GRADE SO THEY WONT BE AS DUMB AS YOU AT LEAST. MAYBE THEYLL LEARN ABOUT RAINBOWS... MAYBE EVEN LONG DIVISION... WHO KNOWS? I SERIOUSLY DON`T KNOW IF ANYONE WITH YOUR GENES IS CAPABLE OF PROCESSING INFORMATION. I HOPE YOU TAKE THIS COMMENT TO HEART, ITS CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND TRY TO LEARN SOMETHING LADY. DO THE WORLD A FAVOR.
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Male 90
"what is oozing out of our ground?"

*turns camera sideways*

^My favorite part

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Male 11,739
"People don`t get that stupid naturally. Do they???"

Yeah, they really do. I`ve seen it more times than I can count. There`s fancylad, and prime, and ....

(j/k on that last line)

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Male 3,625
Crawddaddy197: I really do want to know what they are putting in the water that wasn`t there 20 years ago. People don`t get that stupid naturally. Do they???

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

The government is putting rainbows in our water supply!!!! These rainbows make our brains distracted and cause us to duuuuuuuuuuhhhh... *Drools... Wets pants...*

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Male 153
Rainbows!! run for the hills.

If they weren`t around 20 years ago who invented them?

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Female 646
That is.... sad.
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Male 120
can you say...projects?
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Male 353
First time poster. After lurking on this site for a few months I finally have to comment. I really do want to know what they are putting in the water that wasn`t there 20 years ago. People don`t get that stupid naturally. Do they???
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Male 543
Rainbows only show when there are pot of golds.
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Male 3,301
The government invented rainbows as a means to turn the Terrorists gay.
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Male 3,625
Rainbows never happened around 20 years ago? Did she really say that?
Does she know the story of Noah`s ark?

I`m really at a loss of words...

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Male 11,739
Oh and let`s not miss the atrocious spelling at the start of the video.
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Female 15,763
There weren`t rainbows 20 years ago?

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Male 438
I thiknk she`s seeing a different rainbow to the rest of us
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Male 11,739
She has to be one of the biggest morons to ever walk the face of the earth. Oh wait, I`ll bet she lives in the South. They usually don`t get past 2nd grade there and science is covered by watching Star Trek and Battlestar Gallactica.

Seriously, her level of stupidity is scary.

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Male 3,431
You know, I did agree with her on one point. What the Hell is Going ON!?
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Male 42
Refraction: look it up
lol
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Male 281
If you rearrange the letters in "rainbow," you get "bar wino."

My conspiracy theory is that she`s more sloshed than a Russian Hunter S. Thompson singing drunken songs to Dionysus in a bathtub full of beer.

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Male 200
Link: Crazy Sprinkler Lady [Rate Link] - Rainbows: The US Government`s latest conspiracy.
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