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Date: 08/09/08 07:11 PM

73 Responses to Cosmopolitan Completes Sex Study

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1275 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 6:41 am
    Link: Cosmopolitan Completes Sex Study - Cosmo scientists finally cataloged every single way to satisfy your man`s carnal cravings by stimulating his sex zones.
  2. Profile photo of xBigxRedx
    xBigxRedx Male 18-29
    45 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:14 pm
    kinky
  3. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    yeah...okay...
  4. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
    250 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    hahaha?
  5. Profile photo of WTFGirl
    WTFGirl Female 13-17
    157 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    ...Okay then.
  6. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    ...Is this a really recent repost, or have I finally gone crazy?

    Both are plausible.

  7. Profile photo of foxynew
    foxynew Female 18-29
    123 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    why is that funny?
  8. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    the little hamster in my head says you´ve gone crazy
  9. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    omg the onion sucks
  10. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    foxnew: it´s not. the question should be why it exists.
  11. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    Over 1 million ways????
    1) Suck his stick
    2) Play with the balls
    3) Dont talk so much
    4) Make him a sandwich
  12. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    Hahaha, anyone who gets sex tips out of Cosmo is a tool.

  13. Profile photo of Lt_Skittles
    Lt_Skittles Male 18-29
    83 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    ^ lol
  14. Profile photo of Doodally
    Doodally Female 18-29
    321 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    I am detecting major fail in this quadrant, Capn.
  15. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    ^its epic fail not major fail lol
  16. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    i hope they make a super inspirational movie about that serial killer. i think cuba gooding junior should star.


    Who said that cosmo was made to turn women into whores?

  17. Profile photo of Melissa921
    Melissa921 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    i thought this was going to be real until she said "$hit yourself thin" then i looked and saw it was the onion lol
  18. Profile photo of Grizzzzzzzzz
    Grizzzzzzzzz Male 18-29
    489 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    too much onion recently :(
  19. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:36 pm
    I saw this somewhere really recently... I swear I have!

    D:

  20. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:39 pm
    lmaoooo. the onion.
  21. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    My mom has like, an extreme aversion to onions. She has to wear goggles when she cuts them. I can practically rub them in my eyes and be fine, it`s really weird.
  22. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:50 pm
    *cough*ray and opie get a room*cough* jk lol
  23. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:55 pm
    Okay, at the beginning does she say "poo yourself thin?"
    i swear to god thats what i heard
  24. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    ya, she does, you win a award for being the greatest observer of the obvious to ever live.
    feel honored.
  25. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:57 pm
    Miss, do you know what The Onion is?
  26. Profile photo of misscutieroo
    misscutieroo Female 18-29
    1944 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    Not really
  27. Profile photo of Adrift_Angel
    Adrift_Angel Female 18-29
    339 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    This isnt actually real, is it?
  28. Profile photo of RayBeaudoin
    RayBeaudoin Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:00 pm
    it`s absolutely real. The onion is bigger than the associated press! THEY DEMAND SERIOUSNESS! I mean, look at their video about the dream omelet for goodness sake! :O
  29. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    For those wondering if it`s real...

    No.

  30. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    *headdesk* NO it is not real, and those who for some reason think it is, please go and see if the warranty on your mind is still good.
  31. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    omg enough wit the sarcasm ffs
  32. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    ^^^^
    Expires next month
  33. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:05 pm
    lol I love the Onion and how people think it`s serious news.
  34. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    ^lawlz
  35. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    Wait, what? D: *has just read everything*

    ...I have a girlfriend!

  36. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:10 pm
    rooms are costly, think i saw a old fridge box out back though.
  37. Profile photo of RayBeaudoin
    RayBeaudoin Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:19 pm
    lol ouch >_< FRIDGE BOX!? :O OPIE WE GOT A FRIDGE BOX!!
  38. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    lol a fridge box
  39. Profile photo of RayBeaudoin
    RayBeaudoin Male 13-17
    121 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    oh come on CZX, you know you`re jealous and want one now too. OPIE THIS IS THE 1337. We can put our welcome mat right outside it and cut out a door and windows too :O Even put curtains for "privacy reasons" ;-)
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    *facepalm*
  41. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    dont forget to coat it in wax paper, keeps the rain out.
  42. Profile photo of alikabul
    alikabul Male 18-29
    695 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    This sucks so much it has got to be the onion...
  43. Profile photo of CZX11
    CZX11 Male 13-17
    178 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    ^lol
  44. Profile photo of Burton_Ian
    Burton_Ian Male 18-29
    815 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 8:35 pm
    haha cosmo...

    and with all of the "in the next hour" little bits on the onion, i always wanna see that way more then the thing i just watched... so it`s kinda a let down, ya dig?

  45. Profile photo of coconutnut
    coconutnut Male 18-29
    387 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 9:10 pm
    i dunno if it`s just me but i`m finding that the onion isn`t as funny as i first thought. maybe it`s because i realize it`s the onion when i first start watching it so there`s no, oh-man-i-can`t-believe-the-news-repoted-this-crap-rofl stage.
  46. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 11:16 pm
    Fifth inspirational murder. XD
  47. Profile photo of TheBuzzer
    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 12:42 am
    so when the o movie comming out?
  48. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:10 am
    What a complete waste of time and money. It takes 2 seconds...

    1. Shut up
    2. Do what ur told
    3. I don`t care, do it anyway

    (go on flame me lol)

  49. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:14 am
    Someone should tell Ray that the internet is made for porn so he will leave opie alone, she be taken.

    And the video... Its taking ages to load, damn me for stealing internet with a piss poor connection... Argh, reminds me of dial up without the attractive noise.

  50. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:49 am
    i read that cosmopolitan yesterday
    its good advice!
  51. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:52 am
    plus in this months they tell you the best way to be sexually fuflfilled, also good advice (Y)
  52. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:56 am
    i think the fact that everyone other than me, who is a 17 year old girl, thinks cosmo sucks
    is not a good sign for them
    seeing as there magasine is designed for people much older than me
  53. Profile photo of notpluggedin
    notpluggedin Female 60-69
    262 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 2:11 am
    Cosmo is a horrible magazine, i tried to read it once and my brain literally died through its lack of information.

    Want sex aadvice, heres my sex advice... Don`t sleep with someone you can`t talk to, learnt to turn yourself on before you expect someone else to do it, don`t over think virginity, sex isn`t serious so don`t take it as such, do it because you want to not because its "cool" and play safe!
    Jeez, sex isn`t rocket science dudes.

  54. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 3:35 am
    opiebreath
    Female, 13-17, Western US
    2865 Posts Saturday, August 09, 2008 7:44:42 PM
    My mom has like, an extreme aversion to onions. She has to wear goggles when she cuts them. I can practically rub them in my eyes and be fine, it`s really weird.

    ====

    You are the funniest.

    WTF???

    ROFL.

  55. Profile photo of honeybum2611
    honeybum2611 Female 13-17
    73 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 6:11 am
    `every super hot sex position`
    ` turn your mans legs to jelly`

    lmao

    and then at the end we see:
    ` serial killer with down syndrome commits 5th inspirational murder`

    err nice show, guys.

  56. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 7:43 am
    What the fake
  57. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10441 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 8:17 am
    that spot is just spine! Touching it does nothing! LIESS!!
  58. Profile photo of Infinity838
    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Hahaha. The hula hoop maneuver.
  59. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    169 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 11:34 am
    Erm. OBV fake...
  60. Profile photo of magic_number
    magic_number Female 13-17
    584 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 11:50 am
    I wonder how much that woman with the glasses gets.
  61. Profile photo of J-T1000
    J-T1000 Male 13-17
    25 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 12:39 pm
    i came
  62. Profile photo of QueenZira
    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    LMAO
    cosmo is a s#itrag I wouldn`t use to line a bird`s cage if I liked the bird.
  63. Profile photo of exeter_blue
    exeter_blue Female 18-29
    71 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm
    ` serial killer with down syndrome commits 5th inspirational murder`

    HAAHAHAHAHa

    good one ;D

  64. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 2:14 pm
    1) Show up naked
    2) Bring beer
  65. Profile photo of JDeppfan321
    JDeppfan321 Female 13-17
    19 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 5:08 pm
    LOL QueenZira XD

    My advice: make sure you`re in love with the right person.

  66. Profile photo of Chappell
    Chappell Male 13-17
    69 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 6:09 pm
    opie breath, what happened to your limbs
  67. Profile photo of Phydeaux13
    Phydeaux13 Male 13-17
    616 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    ^^^
    ...
    ...

    But anyway, the video wasn`t what i was expecting from the Onion, but whatever.

  68. Profile photo of smr1020
    smr1020 Female 18-29
    8 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 10:09 pm
    What is wrong with women today? Cosmopolitan is supposed to empower women... by pleasing their men?
  69. Profile photo of ManleyMan
    ManleyMan Male 18-29
    41 posts
    August 10, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    The best thing I ever saw out of them was the video about the leukemia patient who wished for infinite wishes from the "Make a Wish Foundation". Funniest part..."We assembled a legal team to sort this out, but young Tommy quickly wished away the team...and as you know we were forced to comply".
    Roflmao
    And totally off topic, but did anyone catch the 4x100m freestyle relay? If you did, then you will understand this...
    SUCK IT FRANCE!
  70. Profile photo of teatimecream
    teatimecream Female 60-69
    340 posts
    August 11, 2008 at 11:55 am
    Primetimekin...You omitted `Get him a beer`*
  71. Profile photo of kurdizzzz
    kurdizzzz Male 13-17
    298 posts
    August 11, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    hahahahah the best part of onion posts is when people on here say "fake"
    really now? fake? you sure??
  72. Profile photo of alik180
    alik180 Female 18-29
    78 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 7:54 am
    I would like to get a whole season of this show.
    Haha. Some of their stories are actually pretty convincing. My favorite is the leprechaun one.
  73. Profile photo of aimichan
    aimichan Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    hahahaha
    sh*t yerself thin!

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