Cigarette Cop

Submitted by: moedookie 9 years ago in Funny

A citizen on patrol to apprehend cigarette smokers violating his perception of non-smoking laws.
There are 26 comments:
Female 470
Okay.
I understand the banning of smoking in public places such as resteraunts, and stores. But in our state`s capital, they`ve banned smoking anywhere in the city that`s not your house. You can`t even smoke outside! Or in a bar! And about the bar, how many people out there smoke when they drink? How many people ONLY smoke when they drink? They go hand and hand! I guess bars want to lose business.

Another way we`re getting our freedoms taken away. They either need to make smoking legal, or illegal. Don`t be retarded about it and make random laws trying to force people to quit. It`s stupid. If you don`t like me smoking around you, then GO AWAY. If you`re not around me, you don`t have to worry about it! Problem solved. :D

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Male 151
^^ thats courtesy of my city, Cleveland, enjoy the pollution!
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Male 292
Sure is a lot of whiny-ass bitches posting here.
Smoking not causing cancer??? How about a nice case of emphysema(sp?) This country was founded on tobacco crops, but it`s the chemicals that phil and morris are putting into the filters that are addictive and lethal, i.e. antifreeze. Light an American Spirit cigarette and put it down and watch it go out. Try that with a Marlboro, yeah it burns all the way down so they can sell more. And if you can`t quit, go to the store a get a case of STFU or will power. There`s no physical withdrawals, just mental you wimps.

OPIEBREATH makes a very valid point

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Male 8
OMG!!! Anyone bitchin about smoking should first shut off ur car, turn off ur air conditioners, shut down all factories, and realize where all this poo thats hurting the world is coming from!!! Smoking is EXTREMELY bad for the smoker, bitching about it is EXTREMELY bad for the non-smoker!!LOL!! I live in SW Ontario, and have Asthma, I cant go outside on hot summer days because of all the pollution sent across Lake Erie from the good ol` USA... I just think the effort people put into smoking issues could be better directed towards the real problems in the world, like how to clean up the air we all breath. Next time its really hot and humid out, and air quality is low, go outside and try and breath through a straw, its almost impossible, thats how difficult it is to draw a breath! I know things are hard to change on a small level... but ask yourself "whats it going to take to get me to change"? Remember its non-conformists, and "ANARCHY" that changes the way the world
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Male 151
i live in Ohio, where we have a state wide smoking ban in areas where the public can go (i.e restaurants and stores, but not your own home or car). It is so damn refreshing, I dont have to go into a TGI Fridays and ask for the non-smoking section anymore, and yet I was still fumed out. I have noticed that a lot of places smell a whole lot better, including bowling allys. I went to Pennsylvania on a college tour and we ate at a Fridays, and they asked me for smoking or non, and I did a double take. Hah I hadnt heard that in years and forgot the ban was only passed by a few states, and BTW it smelled terrible in there, maybe because ive gotten so used to a smoke free state.
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Male 967
I wish there was someone like that in real life. I f*cking hate smokers who smoke upwind of you. I just usually ask them if they wouldn`t mind not making me smell like the poo they`re smoking. And a funny thing, I just "googled" smoking benefits and the first twenty pages of results had nothing regarding any benefits of smoking. So I don`t know what search engine you`re using.
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Male 1,270
Shut up with your rant, Rizel...nobody cares mate.
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Male 213
One question. What the hell does not liking emo`s have to do with his comment?! Im guessing by your photo Converse and that incredibly unique haircut that you have emo tendencies. Im also making a wild stab here, but maybe, just maybe youre infering a bit of hostility towards a pretty damned benign comment about the futility of another mans willpower. Take that judgemental attitude down a few notches. And you guys are supposedly "sensitive". </rant>
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Male 1,270
"been smoking for about 13 years. probably should quit but can`t i have the will but not the power and as well i really enjoy smoking its the only real pleasure i get out of everyday life in this hell of existance"

And I bet you`re one of these guys who kicks up a fuss about `emos`, right??

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Male 1,270
"Despite all the ads you`ve ever seen, there has NEVER actually been a link between smoking and cancer scientifically proved."

You just carry on believing that, mate.
You just carry right on.

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Male 348
I blame GTA
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Male 3,255
Hey look! A video showing the average non-smoker!
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Male 649
been smoking for about 13 years. probably should quit but can`t i have the will but not the power and as well i really enjoy smoking its the only real pleasure i get out of everyday life in this hell of existance
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Male 649
i could use a cigarette right about now. any time i see a anit smokeing ad or somthing like this i just need a cig.
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Male 8,300
Sure it`s parody but... still very disturbing. VERY disturbing. Oh and just to get the whole Smoking/AntiSmoking debate raging...

One day my bro was ripping me because I was lighting up, and I thought "There MUST be SOME positive benefits to smoking..." so I googled "smoking benefits" and found...

1. Despite all the ads you`ve ever seen, there has NEVER actually been a link between smoking and cancer scientifically proved.
2. Smoking improves human information processing ability.
3. Smokers are thinner than no-smokers even when ingesting the same calories.
4. Hypertension is lower in smokers.
5. Smokers have 50% lower chance of getting Parkinson`s disease or Alzheimer`s.
6. Many, many more... Google "smoking benefits" to be a smart-*** to your friends about it.

All that said, as a smoker of 10 years plus, let me say "DON`T SMOKE! - no not ever, not one to `experiment` not one `just when you need it` - NEVER!"

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Male 7,933
I know people like that
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Female 1,589
"Actually the only reason i smoke is because those ads piss me off. or because sometimes i wanna not smoke pot just to mix it up."

Oooh, aren`t you a little rebel. *rolls eyes*

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Male 27
that was sick... i wanna see a cop do that to some hudge guy downtown haha
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Male 436
This is a satirical comedy, not actual footage of some guy doing his thang.

That said, "jogging and smoking" must be GREAT for you because as they say `no pain, no gain` and THAT would have to be painful, get you even more breathless and THUS be great for you.

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Male 2,592
I don`t know about the rest of the world, but, smokers are getting the shaft in MA, US
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Male 1,825
Actually the only reason i smoke is because those ads piss me off. or because sometimes i wanna not smoke pot just to mix it up.
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Male 214
This reminds me of why i hate living on the Gulf Coast, where people have these opinions and talk the same... sigh
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Male 3
This reminds me Reno 911 for some reason.
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Female 15,763
When angry adults get behind something, they REALLY get behind something.

The whole anti-smoking thing`s kinda gotten otu of control, to be honest. Don`t get me wrong, I really love not having to breathe in someone else`s smoke. But those Truth ads kinda make me want to spork out my eyeballs. Yes they may be facts, but it`s complete propaganda.

I think kids should be taught from a young age what`s healthy and what isn`t, and then allowed to make their own choices.

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Male 1,825
lol?
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Male 79
Link: Cigarette Cop [Rate Link] - A citizen on patrol to apprehend cigarette smokers violating his perception of non-smoking laws.
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