Carpet Monkey

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
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How can you go wrong with a carpet company that has a gun-toting monkey in their commercials?
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Male 83
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Female 529
Somehow I think those 3 brothers had 3 different fathers.
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Female 15,763

Oh, Davy...

PS, when googling "headdesk" I get, "Related searches: facepalm"

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Male 121
Haha, that was great. :D "He`s drinking his blood!"
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Male 12,138
For those of you who are (understandably) concerned for my mental health, what`s more worrying is that I was in completely clear state of mind when I wrote this one...

http://www.i-am-bored.com/forums.asp?action=read&ct=10&q_id=32562&read_page=2&ss=&search_where=

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Male 12,138
If I had a monkey, I would teach him how to do my hair - using the appropriate amount of product. I would then set the alarm for him to get up half an hour before I do and do my hair while I am still asleep. This would either give me more time in the morning or allow me to spend more time sleeping. I would just waste the extra half hour anyway so probably better to sleep but as I usually don`t rock up to work till ten thirty or so, I could try leaving earlier. This would give me more time to think about what I would do if I had a monkey.
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Male 12,138
^^ " I want whatever davymid is on...lmao"

I live in Amsterdam. I just spent most of the afternoon in a typical Dutch "coffee-shop". You fill in the blanks.

And Apple, I`m loving it. I`m off to buy a monkey- ebay, here I come....

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Female 15,763
*blinks*

Davy, you just made me completely forget what I was going to put as a comment.

Woooow.

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Female 475
Davymind, heres a thought. if you had a monkey, you could name it Steve Darls; somehow use it to scientifically find new ways to look up various pornographic selections while wearing a little monkeysuit so you can make your bets, and buy your drugs. Then, when the monkey dies, you can cast its dead body to sell ceramic monkeys ....and then spend your days stoned listening to music, and turning pots. =)

sounds like the high life to me 8-)

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Female 216
1. Where the hell did the guy in yellow come from?? He looks kinda looks like a monkey...Monkey`s uncle maybe??
2. I want a monkey
3. I want whatever davymid is on...lmao
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Female 5,139
lmao davymid.. what the hell
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Female 1,545
OMGSRSLY....Chimpanzee. Not monkey. There is a HUGE difference.

</sarcasm>

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Male 11,740
"And the Indian guy is related how?"

Mom had a fling with the manager of the local 7-11.


Monkeys with guns FTW!!

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Male 12,138
Bollocks, I`m going to stick to my original plan: If I had a monkey, I would borrow my mums sewing machine and make my monkey a little monkey suit. Then if anyone said "Thats not a real monkey, it`s just a monkey suit, I can see the zipper", I could say "I bet you fifty dollars it is a real monkey" and when they said "that seems like a reasonable bet, you are on", my monkey would take off the monkey suit and they would have to pay me fifty dollars. I would buy drugs with the fifty dollars. Not for me, for the monkey. So he wouldn`t mind spending his life in a monkey suit.
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Male 2,593
If only more commercials were like that
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Male 292
That monkey must be a racist!! He shot the foreign brother... the one that was probably adopted. Monkies sure are funny, especially when wearing clothing.
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Male 1,244
You never cease to amaze me Davy
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Female 47
And the Indian guy is related how? x]
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Male 12,138
Actually, on second thoughts, if I had a monkey, I would name it Steve Darls and use it for scientific research. I would then publish my findings in a journal titled "Monkey Vs Electricity". With the proceeds from the sale of this publication, I would buy a potters wheel and kiln and produce my own range of contemporary, modern living, statues of monkeys. I could make a cast of my dead monkey and use it to produce to-scale ceramic monkeys. I would design a sticker stating that part proceeds go to Greenpeace but would keep all the money for myself. With the money, I would buy drugs and spend my days stoned, listening to music and turning pots.
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Female 5,139
:-( ...whats that monkey doing in a carpet shop ¬.¬

an i didnt laugh... -srsface-

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Male 12,138
If I had a monkey, I would teach it to download porn for me. This way I could spend my time watching it instead of looking for it. I estimate this would save me one hundred and thirty hours a week. I would obviously require a monkey with similar tastes to mine but how hard can it be to find a monkey with a penchant for pregnant german women in latex?
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Male 19,981
Link: Carpet Monkey [Rate Link] - How can you go wrong with a carpet company that has a gun-toting monkey in their commercials?
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