Bush Tours America

Submitted by: QueenZira 8 years ago Funny

W. travels the US to survey the damage caused by his presidency.
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Female 1,413
lol nice description. and lol sheriffcable
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Male 134
Bush has spent the last (almost) eight years raping this country. Satire like this is so funny because it`s so f*ck*ng true.

Clinton wasn`t great but at least he wasn`t on a systematic mission to destroy the ideals that made the USA the best nation in the world (once upon a time). Some people think that money for the wealthiest is the end all, be all of life. Bush is one of these people. And he`s tried to ruin this nation in pursuit of these goals.

I`m an Obama fan. But even he won`t be able to fix this mess. Look, it took FDR four terms and 12 years in office to make things right again after the last onslaught of people like Bush. Unfortunately, Obama won`t ever have a chance at 12 years.

Let`s just hope his successor (if he even gets two terms, let alone one) will be as pragmatic and patriotic as him.

No more Bushes. No more ultra-conservative, pro-business a$$holes. And *definitely* NO NO NO McCain (=Bush third term).

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Male 541
bush`s presidency= joke
good luck to Obama whose gonna be stuck cleaning up.
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Female 683
Well.. I despise Bush, to be honest. Though I must say, I think he`s doing what he believes is best for the country, not blatantly destroying it as so many people have come to believe.
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Male 44
# Failure to follow any life plan
# Abuse of drugs including alcohol
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Male 44
Your president is clearly a psychopath. Literally- hes a genetic psychopath. Let`s look at the symptoms:
* Grandiose sense of self-worth
* Superficial charm
* Criminal versatility
* Reckless disregard for the safety of self or others
* Impulse control problems
* Irresponsibility
* Inability to tolerate boredom
* Pathological narcissism
* Pathological lying
* Shallow affect
* Deceitfulness/manipulativeness
* Aggressive or violent tendencies, repeated physical fights or assaults on others
* Lack of empathy
* Lack of remorse, indifferent to or rationalizes having hurt or mistreated others
* A sense of extreme entitlement
* Lack of or diminished levels of anxiety/nervousness and other emotions
* Promiscuous sexual behavior, sexually deviant lifestyle
* Poor judgment, failure to learn from experience
* Lack of personal insight
* Failure to follow an
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Male 12,138
^^ Balls is a poor substitute for brains, my dear. At least half of us have a set of those. And as for the "good deeds" Bush has done, please go ahead, the floor is yours.

Did you ever find those WMDs that crafty Saddam was hiding? How`s that Iraq thing working out since Mission Accompished 5 years ago? How`s the price of gas holding up in your hometown? What about world opinion, the rest of the planet is completely behind the US, right?

What disturbs me more than stone-age headbangers in Afghanistan, Iran and Iraq is Texan headbangers like you, TruTexanGirl.

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Female 415
hey drat you cateterhero!
No one ever seems to point out the good deeds Bush has done for this country!
Clinton was a drat up! 9/11 would never have happened if Clinton wasnt such a pussy! He left Bush with a whole poo pile to deal with. Clinton was a pussy! Thank God that someone with balls actually got into office! What if Kerry had gone into office and then 9/11 occured. We would have tried to talk and then we would have been crushed because the terrorist saw weakness int the American government. I dont completly agree with the Iraq war, but i sure as poo do believe that we had to do something to go get Osama!
Bush had to deal with something that only president before him had to and that was sixty years ago! AND in a different time. It was a diliberate attack on America and Americans. At least we didnt have some ball-less creep in office at the time.
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Male 1,497
The drated up thing is, I saw this in summer school last week, along with that supreme court vid, hillarious.

~This is TheGrag, and I am, a Bush Survivor.

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Male 27
Clinton turned down Bin Ladin for no good reason??? Or was there something more involved.

He had a chance to take down Hussein, but didn`t. Why did he have to???

Look at mess were in now since we took him "down". It amazes me that when someone points out the obvious about G.W.B, someone always has to bring up bullpoo about Clinton. Truth of the matter. Bush is the worse president in the last 100 years. PERIOD.

and the firefox add-on rocks.

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Male 247
LMFAO! Onion is awesome, and this one cracked me up as well.
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Male 285
WHAT? I tried to submit that a month ago! Lol, $9 trillion in losses.
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Male 7,933
Clinton didnt do anything (esp. not Hilary). Reagan changed the economy in 7 years. Bush dealt with the recession that follows every massive economic gain, Clinton rode the wave, Bush raised it the highest GDP and now we have a small recession which is almost over.

"AND I GET TO VOTE! *flaildances*"

I Turn 17... dammit

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Male 335
ummm....Duck Boy, I don`t think the Onion is trying to manipulate anyone to any political view. They`re a satire magazine. They will be just as harsh to a Democrat, trust me.
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Female 15,763
TOTALLY downloaded that, Davy.

165 days.

AND I GET TO VOTE! *flaildances*

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Male 2,855
someone please tell me the onion does something on actual television, i cant accept the fact there are actual grown ups doing "serious news" comedy over the internet
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Male 12,138
^^ "Don`t get me wrong, I`m not an avid Bush supporter, but things might have been worse with a democrat in office during these times"

I don`t think things could have gone worse if a dyslexic f*cking chimp was running the shop for eight years, but hey, that`s just my opinion.

Firefox users might enjoy this addin- The Bush Countdown Timer

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/3792

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Female 2,084
our*
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Female 2,084
can someone please explain to me to star system under out pictures??

p.s. that was pretty funny.

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Male 3,369
It wasnt that funny..because it seemed..real!
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Male 2,788
wasnt that funny compared to the onion`s other videos
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Male 4,393
laMigra77 Clinton f-up but not bad has bush :(
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Female 14
OMG, funniest thing I`ve ever seen in my life! I love the Onion!
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Male 3,430
I agree with laMigra77 about the whole Clinton fiasco. But what`s done is done, right? We should stop looking at things that cannot be changed and try to prevent future mishaps instead.

I don`t like the Onion. If I want to watch news, I`ll watch the news; not satire bullpoo that just tries to manipulate people into their own political agenda. /rant

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Male 292
How come no one ever talks about Clinton`s f-ups??? Sure he was great for the economy, but when Yemen offered bin Laden on a silver platter to us, Clinton turned it down. When we had a clear shot at Hussein covertly, Clinton shot it down. There were many chances to be proactive against future disasters, but Clinton ignored them and now look at the mess Bush has to deal with. Don`t get me wrong, I`m not an avid Bush supporter, but things might have been worse with a democrat in office during these times. Funny story and I`ve always liked the onion, but they are slipping as someone previously pointed out.
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Male 29
Funny,and sad at the same time it is our reality.
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Male 73
If it looks and sounds like a real news story, its good satire. Be intelligent, KTHXBYE.
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Female 42
Ah, kk thx,i thought it was abit over done with the diagram thing.
crossing the line much? lol
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Female 4,028
Haha! "Pretty Up Your Tomboy."
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Female 156
well.
i thought it was funny.
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Male 11,740
Zoe, it`s The Onion, it`s a total farce.

The Onion is really slipping lately. The last few things I`ve seen from them isn`t good. This one actually looked like a real story, and if you didn`t know better you`d think it was from a real news source. This is horrible, really not funny.

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Female 42
Why would you want to do that? to go see all of your failure? :s meh.
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Female 2,228
Link: Bush Tours America [Rate Link] - W. travels the US to survey the damage caused by his presidency.
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