An Old Person`s Guide to `No Homo`

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago in Funny
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If you haven"t keep up with slang phrases lately, here"s one of the currently top phrases on the net today: "No Homo."
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Female 16
There`s a morning talk radio show I listen to (The Jagger Show) where they say this all the time. Not such an unusual thing, except the primary host (Chris Jagger) is actually gay. Not just gay, but has-a-life-partner-and-adopted-a-kid-with-him gay. Now that`s funny!
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Male 196
Not that there`s anything wrong with being gay...(no homo)
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Male 772
I learned something today...
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Female 153
I know you`re joking..but I meant "guys" as in a GROUP of people. Just to make that clear..
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Male 1,361
Wait s4r4h pwn4g3 your gay and you love guys, hmmm...

oj,

I dont really like homophobics there`s nothing to be afraid of, we`re all just people, PARTAY PEOPLE ins ins ins ins

im not gay,

not like theres anything wrong with that,

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Male 238
I`ve never heard of it before.

I`m so gay I love dicks shoved in my ass... no homo.

jk

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Female 153
I`ve never heard of this either..
I like thats_nifty`s idea better...stupid homophobic slang...
Like seriously, straight people use OUR word against us, go into OUR bars..but yet if a gay person went into a straight bat they`d have the poo kicked out of them. And now they are thinking of having a Straight Pride day..they already have a logo in the works. ARE YOU dratING KIDDING ME!?!?! A straight pride day? Ok..you guys have your day..EVERY DAMN DAY! Gay people are teased and treated like poo by straight people every day...yet you think it`s fair to have your own day? drat...

Sorry..homophobia pisses me off. No offense to all the straights that actually stick up for us and accept us. I love you guys.

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Female 2,084
wow. i did not know this. and i`m not being sarcastic.

that was actually pretty interesting.

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Female 416
Could I use no hetero instead?
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Male 348
I love him...no homo
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Female 192
I`ve never really heard of it before...
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Female 268
i prefer the expression no`mo lot quicker
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Male 315
I am OLD!
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Male 6
i`d kinda like to have sex with that guy. no homo.
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Female 121
haha at my school no homo is a household phrase
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Male 7,933
"hip hop is so gay, hip-hop artists have to use no homo just to manage to seem like they are denying it."

Its called wordplay, and Dipset and Wayne are the only ones that use it. Jadakiss said "A real man shouldn`t have to use No Homo"

Nice job commenting on poo you have no idea about. Congrats

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Male 7,933
I love this phrase, you cant go to my school without hearing it once or twice a day.


"Did you play the varsity team today?"
"No homo but we roostered them"

Although, too many people are using it incorrectly.

"Dont be such a fag, I am a pretty little girl. No homo"

Oh, and it wasn`t Cam, it was Juelz Santana, Cam just uses it more... no homo

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Male 1,140
also hiphop and rap are quite possibly the worst forms of music... EVER except for scream-o that`s pretty bad too
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Male 1,140
my friend says this every 2 seconds and has offended every gay person he knows, even the bi curious emo kids at our school.... but i don`t care about the last one, cuz it`s actually really funny
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Male 1,244
That was funnier than butt sex... what?
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Male 17,512
wtf? (no homo)
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Male 5,194
He`s so cute, I want to ram my dick down his throat - no homo.
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Male 541
umm...akward
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Male 561
I think this guy is mother-effing hot and the way he talks is hot too. I`m serious.

<-- yes, homo.

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Male 131
Never heard of `No Homo` - I`ve seen `Not in a Gay Way` (or NIAGW) on a few rare occasions on a forum some time in the past, and `I`m not a queer or nothing but....` off Orgasmo, but never "No Homo"

Sounds kinda lame anyway.

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Male 182
maybe its only a NY thing because ive never heard it, and he says it already came and went (no homo)
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Male 740
whatever, hater
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Male 1,623
hip hop is so gay, hip-hop artists have to use no homo just to manage to seem like they are denying it.
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Female 66
i enjoyed that.
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Female 325
i loved his voice and speech patterns. he should be on tv.

i`d like to change the phrase to, "SO HOMO" please.

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Male 122
Somebody on IAB knows how to use the word ebonics in a sentence!

(*Hushed silence*)

I`m impressed.

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Male 967
Suunds like Vin Diesel? That`s what weird about quadrrons. They kind of fall into that uncanny valley. My brain gets weirded out by someone who`s white, but has that "black" voice coming out of their mouth.
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Female 264
yeah, i remember when every guy i knew
used this as every other word. so annoying,
i know a few people i wont be linking THIS to
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Male 65
Good vid. But honestly, I`ve never heard that phrase and I`m surrounded by ghetto fab hip hop word g-money yo type people all day, every day. My dog. Yo.
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Female 4,028
That was... erm... dumb. His rambling kind of irritated me.
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Female 1,070
first time i ever heard of "no homo"

hm... learned something new today then eh?

o.O

pretty good vid tho

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Male 30
poisonkat... this phrase is more of a ny thing and quite possibly an ebonics thing too. i went to a really ghetto private school and we all listened to hip hop and there was this rapper (who is still famous today) that used to use that phrase every 10 secs. then again the man wears pink fur half the time...
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Male 2,344
Alright I got two things to say...

1.) He looks AND sounds like Vin Diesel.

2.) That was about as gay as anal sex with men, no homo.

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Male 807
Zerro, I also noticed the nazi-stache.
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Male 445
I love you guys.

BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY.

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Female 14
jkmerc im in ny too and i remember that in jr high school.
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Female 15,763
Wait...

I still don`t get it.

D:

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Male 2,076
not gonna lie, pretty funny video.
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Male 672
No racist, but if I heard that dude on the telephone, I`d swear he was black.

Whenever people say that, I just respond "No, very homo"

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Male 626
That dude kinda got on my nerves...

His voice... and... is that a Hitler-stache?

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Female 458
"Forget that it came out of my mouth... I`m not gonna say it."
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Male 30
"i honestly just figured out what "no homo" means. has it really been around for 5 years?" i remember using it in the 6th grade and im 22.
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Male 30
i didn`t even look at the link. this is mad homo b that phrase came and went somewhere in between the 90s and mid 00s. lol i used it mad times as a youngin growin up in the nyc. aight.
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Male 1,404
This dude talks like a chicken on "The View." Just turn off the pain.
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Female 1,690
wow, towards the end he just starts taaalking and talking...I just found myself staring but not hearing ANYTHING...T_T oh yeah, I remember first hearing "no homo" about 2 or 3 years ago.
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Female 340
is it homo that i`ve never heard the term before now? um..... no homo? ok i don`t get it
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Female 326
Homophobic slurs are so straight.

<_<

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Male 211
Never heard the term. Sounds kinda queer.
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Female 2,027
lmao (no homo)
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Male 211
i honestly just figured out what "no homo" means. has it really been around for 5 years?
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Male 435
Oooooooookay, No Homo`s Kill Em All Mwahahahahahaha
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Male 1,354
Ghey.
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Male 20,196
Link: An Old Person`s Guide to `No Homo` [Rate Link] - If you haven`t keep up with slang phrases lately, here`s one of the currently top phrases on the net today: `No Homo.`
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