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Date: 08/25/08 10:26 PM

58 Responses to An Old Person`s Guide to `No Homo`

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 25, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    Link: An Old Person`s Guide to `No Homo` - If you haven`t keep up with slang phrases lately, here`s one of the currently top phrases on the net today: `No Homo.`
  2. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    Ghey.
  3. Profile photo of demonclown
    demonclown Male 18-29
    435 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:33 pm
    Oooooooookay, No Homo`s Kill Em All Mwahahahahahaha
  4. Profile photo of desisrule2
    desisrule2 Male 18-29
    211 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    i honestly just figured out what "no homo" means. has it really been around for 5 years?
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2028 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    lmao (no homo)
  6. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
    211 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    Never heard the term. Sounds kinda queer.
  7. Profile photo of LeKata
    LeKata Female 13-17
    326 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    Homophobic slurs are so straight.

    <_<

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    kaybublz Female 18-29
    340 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:44 pm
    is it homo that i`ve never heard the term before now? um..... no homo? ok i don`t get it
  9. Profile photo of ReesesPieces
    ReesesPieces Female 18-29
    1692 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    wow, towards the end he just starts taaalking and talking...I just found myself staring but not hearing ANYTHING...T_T oh yeah, I remember first hearing "no homo" about 2 or 3 years ago.
  10. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1405 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:49 pm
    This dude talks like a chicken on "The View." Just turn off the pain.
  11. Profile photo of jkmerc
    jkmerc Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:53 pm
    i didn`t even look at the link. this is mad homo b that phrase came and went somewhere in between the 90s and mid 00s. lol i used it mad times as a youngin growin up in the nyc. aight.
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    jkmerc Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    "i honestly just figured out what "no homo" means. has it really been around for 5 years?" i remember using it in the 6th grade and im 22.
  13. Profile photo of Will-O-Wisp
    Will-O-Wisp Female 18-29
    458 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:02 pm
    "Forget that it came out of my mouth... I`m not gonna say it."
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    Zerro Male 18-29
    628 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    That dude kinda got on my nerves...

    His voice... and... is that a Hitler-stache?

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    Gexxo Male 18-29
    673 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    No racist, but if I heard that dude on the telephone, I`d swear he was black.

    Whenever people say that, I just respond "No, very homo"

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    AnwarNova Male 18-29
    2076 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:31 pm
    not gonna lie, pretty funny video.
  17. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:48 pm
    Wait...

    I still don`t get it.

    D:

  18. Profile photo of poisonkat
    poisonkat Female 18-29
    14 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:53 pm
    jkmerc im in ny too and i remember that in jr high school.
  19. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:58 pm
    I love you guys.

    BUT NOT IN A GAY WAY.

  20. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 11:58 pm
    Zerro, I also noticed the nazi-stache.
  21. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2345 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:09 am
    Alright I got two things to say...

    1.) He looks AND sounds like Vin Diesel.

    2.) That was about as gay as anal sex with men, no homo.

  22. Profile photo of jkmerc
    jkmerc Male 18-29
    30 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:16 am
    poisonkat... this phrase is more of a ny thing and quite possibly an ebonics thing too. i went to a really ghetto private school and we all listened to hip hop and there was this rapper (who is still famous today) that used to use that phrase every 10 secs. then again the man wears pink fur half the time...
  23. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:43 am
    first time i ever heard of "no homo"

    hm... learned something new today then eh?

    o.O

    pretty good vid tho

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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:58 am
    That was... erm... dumb. His rambling kind of irritated me.
  25. Profile photo of Lathyris
    Lathyris Male 18-29
    65 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 1:45 am
    Good vid. But honestly, I`ve never heard that phrase and I`m surrounded by ghetto fab hip hop word g-money yo type people all day, every day. My dog. Yo.
  26. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 3:58 am
    yeah, i remember when every guy i knew
    used this as every other word. so annoying,
    i know a few people i wont be linking THIS to
  27. Profile photo of hagane
    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:39 am
    Suunds like Vin Diesel? That`s what weird about quadrrons. They kind of fall into that uncanny valley. My brain gets weirded out by someone who`s white, but has that "black" voice coming out of their mouth.
  28. Profile photo of BoomStick
    BoomStick Male 30-39
    122 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 5:46 am
    Somebody on IAB knows how to use the word ebonics in a sentence!

    (*Hushed silence*)

    I`m impressed.

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    sicker Female 30-39
    325 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:07 am
    i loved his voice and speech patterns. he should be on tv.

    i`d like to change the phrase to, "SO HOMO" please.

  30. Profile photo of paigan
    paigan Female 18-29
    66 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:35 am
    i enjoyed that.
  31. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:39 am
    hip hop is so gay, hip-hop artists have to use no homo just to manage to seem like they are denying it.
  32. Profile photo of urbanlegend
    urbanlegend Male 18-29
    741 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:12 am
    whatever, hater
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    horhawkeric Male 18-29
    182 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:26 am
    maybe its only a NY thing because ive never heard it, and he says it already came and went (no homo)
  34. Profile photo of trello
    trello Male 30-39
    131 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:27 am
    Never heard of `No Homo` - I`ve seen `Not in a Gay Way` (or NIAGW) on a few rare occasions on a forum some time in the past, and `I`m not a queer or nothing but....` off Orgasmo, but never "No Homo"

    Sounds kinda lame anyway.

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    are7era Male 18-29
    562 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:54 am
    I think this guy is mother-effing hot and the way he talks is hot too. I`m serious.

    <-- yes, homo.

  36. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 9:12 am
    umm...akward
  37. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 9:59 am
    He`s so cute, I want to ram my dick down his throat - no homo.
  38. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 10:10 am
    wtf? (no homo)
  39. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 10:20 am
    That was funnier than butt sex... what?
  40. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:06 am
    my friend says this every 2 seconds and has offended every gay person he knows, even the bi curious emo kids at our school.... but i don`t care about the last one, cuz it`s actually really funny
  41. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:12 am
    also hiphop and rap are quite possibly the worst forms of music... EVER except for scream-o that`s pretty bad too
  42. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:14 pm
    I love this phrase, you cant go to my school without hearing it once or twice a day.


    "Did you play the varsity team today?"
    "No homo but we roostered them"

    Although, too many people are using it incorrectly.

    "Dont be such a fag, I am a pretty little girl. No homo"

    Oh, and it wasn`t Cam, it was Juelz Santana, Cam just uses it more... no homo

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:37 pm
    "hip hop is so gay, hip-hop artists have to use no homo just to manage to seem like they are denying it."

    Its called wordplay, and Dipset and Wayne are the only ones that use it. Jadakiss said "A real man shouldn`t have to use No Homo"

    Nice job commenting on poo you have no idea about. Congrats

  44. Profile photo of greazytings
    greazytings Female 13-17
    121 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    haha at my school no homo is a household phrase
  45. Profile photo of JaykRawk
    JaykRawk Male 18-29
    6 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 12:51 pm
    i`d kinda like to have sex with that guy. no homo.
  46. Profile photo of PianoMan21
    PianoMan21 Male 18-29
    315 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 2:30 pm
    I am OLD!
  47. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    i prefer the expression no`mo lot quicker
  48. Profile photo of never_more
    never_more Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    I`ve never really heard of it before...
  49. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    I love him...no homo
  50. Profile photo of thats_nifty
    thats_nifty Female 13-17
    416 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    Could I use no hetero instead?
  51. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    wow. i did not know this. and i`m not being sarcastic.

    that was actually pretty interesting.

  52. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:38 pm
    I`ve never heard of this either..
    I like thats_nifty`s idea better...stupid homophobic slang...
    Like seriously, straight people use OUR word against us, go into OUR bars..but yet if a gay person went into a straight bat they`d have the poo kicked out of them. And now they are thinking of having a Straight Pride day..they already have a logo in the works. ARE YOU dratING KIDDING ME!?!?! A straight pride day? Ok..you guys have your day..EVERY DAMN DAY! Gay people are teased and treated like poo by straight people every day...yet you think it`s fair to have your own day? drat...

    Sorry..homophobia pisses me off. No offense to all the straights that actually stick up for us and accept us. I love you guys.

  53. Profile photo of jde824
    jde824 Male 18-29
    238 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 7:42 am
    I`ve never heard of it before.

    I`m so gay I love dicks shoved in my ass... no homo.

    jk

  54. Profile photo of Discomonkey
    Discomonkey Male 13-17
    1361 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Wait s4r4h pwn4g3 your gay and you love guys, hmmm...

    oj,

    I dont really like homophobics there`s nothing to be afraid of, we`re all just people, PARTAY PEOPLE ins ins ins ins

    im not gay,

    not like theres anything wrong with that,

  55. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 6:29 pm
    I know you`re joking..but I meant "guys" as in a GROUP of people. Just to make that clear..
  56. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    I learned something today...
  57. Profile photo of CoffeeTalk
    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
    193 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 9:08 pm
    Not that there`s anything wrong with being gay...(no homo)
  58. Profile photo of Cyndiana
    Cyndiana Female 18-29
    16 posts
    October 5, 2008 at 10:25 am
    There`s a morning talk radio show I listen to (The Jagger Show) where they say this all the time. Not such an unusual thing, except the primary host (Chris Jagger) is actually gay. Not just gay, but has-a-life-partner-and-adopted-a-kid-with-him gay. Now that`s funny!

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