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Date: 08/22/08 03:30 PM

93 Responses to 9 Bits of Proof That Michael Phelps is a Douchebag

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 2:13 pm
    Link: 9 Bits of Proof That Michael Phelps is a Douchebag - He may be the greatest Olympian ever in history with his 8 gold medals, but these 9 photos proves he`s a douchebag!
  2. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:35 pm
    His smile creeps me out. >_>
  3. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:36 pm
    his whole face creeps me out. the camera is not his friend.
  4. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    He`s not that bad, and honestly, I`d be a lot more proud and roostery if I were to win 8 freakin gold medals from the olympics.
  5. Profile photo of bluethen
    bluethen Male 13-17
    616 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Haha! "roostery,"

    I meant cocky.

  6. Profile photo of Snivellus
    Snivellus Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:38 pm
    The guy is reeeeeally tall... Maybe that helped him get those 8 gold medals.
  7. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    I`m gonna have to side with the dude who made that article on everything that he said about em...
  8. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    if i had abs like that i would totally lift my shirt up all the time too
  9. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:40 pm
    hes hott. but hes really not a douche.. there are bigger douches out there
  10. Profile photo of alseldom
    alseldom Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:41 pm
    Idk i still think he`s kinda hott. Well when his hair is short. lol but he does dress like a douchebag....
  11. Profile photo of The_Maddog
    The_Maddog Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Exibit 10

  12. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:43 pm
    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha maddog
  13. Profile photo of Moopgasm
    Moopgasm Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    that picture with the 8 gold medals around his neck is pretty sick
  14. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:45 pm
    rofl maddog!! that is so perfect :D

    I don`t get this article... he`s just another guy to me :/

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    neoretro Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    I`m getting sick of hearing about this guy, especially when NBC keeps calling him the greatest athlete everrr
  16. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm
    That was hilarious Maddog
  17. Profile photo of Mouichi
    Mouichi Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    Anna Wintour is more of a douchebag, in my opinion.
  18. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:52 pm
    He`s not a douchebag; he`s not a guido! jk

    And omg Maddog, that made me laugh

  19. Profile photo of Adoras
    Adoras Male 18-29
    265 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    i believe people just want to call him a douchebag because of all the sex hes going to get from winning 8 gold medals, but im happy for him, go sex
  20. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    August 22, 2008 at 3:59 pm
    Lordy- I thought it was the British who knocked their heroes ????
  21. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:00 pm
    Maddog please tell me you made that. XD

    So has anyone here met the guy or is judging books by cover socially trendy now?

  22. Profile photo of Vhreio
    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    I`d say he`s more of a Turd Sandwich.
  23. Profile photo of beeze72
    beeze72 Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:02 pm
    They skip over 1 million bigger douchbags to get to Phelps. This guy just looks like every other kid I see on the street.
  24. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:06 pm
    comeone...he`s not a douche...

    but then again, he`s also not the "greatest olympian"...tell me which other sport can you enter 8 different events???

    is he a great athelete - absolutely

    is he one of the best athelets ever - absolutely

    is he the greatest athlete or olympian ever - well thats subjective...but i don`t think so....


    just my 2 cents

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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:09 pm

  26. Profile photo of Crystal949
    Crystal949 Female 13-17
    246 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    ... He`s not a douchebag. The only thing I have to complain about is how many times they have to interview him. Too many
  27. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:12 pm
    What is the actual definitely of a douche from this guys pov? Honestly >.> So he has bad fashion sense, who gives a crap? Fashion`s overrated, ever changing, and usually stupid anyway.

    Geez, people either want to blow him or bash him. Can`t there be a middle ground where we say "Wow, congrats on 8 gold medals in one Olympic event!" and be done with it?

  28. Profile photo of Vindicate
    Vindicate Female 18-29
    511 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:14 pm
    And why is everyone making fun of his enthusiasm with that 4x100 freestyle? That race was wicked cool to watch. Jason Lezak was crazy in it!
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    EstiloPanama Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    That is one ugly dude...

    And those DBZ references are hilarious!

  30. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    My friend swims with him. He has a farting problem. No lie. He farts often and they can kill.
  31. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:19 pm
    OMG Those Gifs are funny XD
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    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:31 pm
    i think i stand in that middle ground between blow, and bash. I think he represented america very well with his 8 gold medals, not saying hes a dousche but even if he is he kinda has the right to be.

    plus there are way bigger dousche bags out there that i would rather see bashed like people who are roostery that don`t deserver it, i think 8 gold medals and you can poo on the american(or w/e nation you were from) and i could care less.

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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    You missed the most obvious reason why Phelps is a douchebag...

    #1 He`s American

    lol and :P

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    DeepFryer7 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 4:38 pm
    last time i checked, being a douchebag is a personality problem, not a clothing problem. i can`t say i agree with this. plus he won 8 gold medals, if he`s roostery let him be.
    and globpharm, how does your friend swim with him if he lives near b-more?
  35. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    if his teeth aren`t indication enough of his douche-ality (yeah, i just made that word up)
    but i gotta` admit, those abs are epic *drool*
  36. Profile photo of mooogandi
    mooogandi Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 4:53 pm
    awe cmon... thats so not true....
  37. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    Simple question, if he was in your neighborhood, would your wife/ girlfriend want to leave you immediately to be with him? Dont fight it, join it. How do you do that Kick Mr. Phelps
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:14 pm
    luckyse7en
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    965 Posts Friday, August 22, 2008 3:35:53 PM
    His smile creeps me out. >_>

    me 2 :(

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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:16 pm
    i agree a little but whoever wasted their time to make fun of him is more of a douche
  40. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:21 pm
    Good god, those ears!

    D:

  41. Profile photo of Nazarene
    Nazarene Male 50-59
    187 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:26 pm
    I think someone is just jealous.
  42. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:27 pm
    @ mickeym19. Also, Michael Phelps currently holds seven world records in swimming, has 14 gold medals and is worth millions. Yeah hes a total douche.
  43. Profile photo of Iroj
    Iroj Female 18-29
    960 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:28 pm
    I have no opinion on Phelps besides the fact he`s even more of a butter-face than Sarah Jessica Parker.

    ...And thats saying somethin`.

  44. Profile photo of meganfallen
    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:30 pm
    Has anyone actually heard the guy talk and come off as a douchebag that way? To me he looks like any other normal guy. Geez if I won 8 gold medals and everyone was gloating about how great I was I`d be quite proud of myself too and take pictures with my 8 medals.
  45. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:35 pm
    If I won 8 medals, i`d be the biggest douche ever.
  46. Profile photo of _Perfection_
    _Perfection_ Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    Oh I dunno mickeym19, did ya know that out of the top 20 all time medal holders, only 3 are swimmers??? Yep, it`s totally easy to win shi*t tons of medals in swimming. He won events in different strokes, against world class atheletes that specialize, in those strokes. He swam 17 races in like 9 days. He swam 3 different lengths. As a male gymnast, you could win 7 golds, by being the best at everything. As a runner, to equal what he did, you would have to run the 100, 200, and 400, plus the relays. He set 7 world records in 8 races. Don`t be a jerkoff and try to diminish what he accomplished. Try and know some facts before you go and parrot back the crap you`ve heard from other morons.
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    ded5833 Female 18-29
    15 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:39 pm
    What does being a douche have to do with just wearing a certain type of clothing? I admit I hate the clothes that he wears and the way he wears it but I don`t label him as a douche.

    And why is everyone complaining? Especially the people in the US, he won 8 freaking gold medals he deserves a poo load of awesome.

  48. Profile photo of tornadofdoom
    tornadofdoom Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:43 pm
    Lmao, I love those GIFs...hilarious.
  49. Profile photo of theguy91
    theguy91 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 5:49 pm

  50. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 5:51 pm
    who is `that guy`?
  51. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 6:05 pm

  52. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    @ concentra - when did i say he was a douche?? i actually defended him by saying that he WASN`T one....

    @ Perfection - I`m not trying to diminish anything he did....he won 8 gold medals...tahts fantastic.....i think hes one of the greatest atheletes ever.....and just because i don`t hes THE greatest athelte gives you a right to call me a "jerkoff"???


    "As a male gymnast, you could win 7 golds, by being the best at everything"

    ya and as a male swimmer you can possible win a total of 16 golds....but just because you can doesn`t mean you enter everything .....just like a male gymnast who doesnt enter everything because some events and heaats overlapp...


  53. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 6:11 pm
    still at perfection :

    do you know that even the announcers that probably know a whole lot more than you and me even said that his record will almost never be broken and if so, it would almost certainly be another swimmer because getting that many medals in ANY other sports is impossible...(unless the IOC does some changes)

    O and by the way....7 of the top 20 medal winners are swimmers....

  54. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    @ mickeym19 when I said "Hes a total douche" i was being sarcastic. I was defending him as well.
  55. Profile photo of mickeym19
    mickeym19 Male 13-17
    625 posts
    August 22, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    i know you were defending him...but it seemed like you were bashing me because you thought i called him a douche...
  56. Profile photo of panicxparado
    panicxparado Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 6:21 pm
    You go win 8 gold medals in one Olympic game and then you can call him a douchebag.
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    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    ^ u want him. Clearly.

    Anyways, I though I had respect for this guy. But after reading this... he`s lost it, absorbed by the media. He really is a duchebag. I don`t care how many medals he won, to me he`s just `the best swimmer`, that`s all.

    Now someone needs to beat his record, someone with more brains, and someone who isnt so... duchey.

  58. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 7:17 pm


    THIS IS BEIJING

  59. Profile photo of HuskysTiger
    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    rather neutral on this one. I mean douchebag or not he`s still an amazing swimmer. What was annoying was the coverage on him. I mean we get it. Enough. I`m drowning.
  60. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 7:37 pm
    Uhm, not to be a downer, but I guess you missed the part where he is LD. Swim team was one of the outlets his mom used to help cope. Congrats on the post.
  61. Profile photo of LemonTarte
    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 7:40 pm
    Awesome picture with the 8 gold medals. Just incredible.

    But you people take things too seriously. He`s got some cash now, can afford nice clothes, gets invited to TRL BIG DEAL! He`s a young olympic champion what do you except? It`s not a bad thing.

    He`s one of the greatest athletes ever so maybe he`s a bit roostery as I`m sure you would be. And despite all that he still seems pretty down to earth and genuine.

  62. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    "Now someone needs to beat his record, someone with more brains, and someone who isnt so... duchey."

    8 Gold Medals in one Olympic is one of those that will never be broken

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    rca124 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    that`s pretty pathetic when after winning 8 gold medals and working his ass for them you guys are whining about his hat roostered to the side.
  64. Profile photo of DavioMagnifi
    DavioMagnifi Male 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 8:56 pm
    Just because hes really good at something doesn`t mean he cant be a douche, most recently famous basketball players are. But he is a really cool guy and I completely disagree with the guy who posted it.
  65. Profile photo of tatervent
    tatervent Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:23 pm
    He has Vanessa Minnillo touching his stomach, he wins, you lose.
  66. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:37 pm
    I love those gifs. XD
  67. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
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    August 22, 2008 at 9:38 pm
    he hasn`t done anything specifically douchey that i can recall, not that i keep tabs on him or anything. but he just seems like an okay guy
  68. Profile photo of vendura
    vendura Male 30-39
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    August 22, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    lame, someone has ab envy.
  69. Profile photo of NOFX14
    NOFX14 Male 18-29
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    August 22, 2008 at 11:59 pm
    its funny how everyone defends him so much just because he swims so well. Even the best athletes can be huge douches.
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    kikij Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 12:58 am
    bloody good athlete but soooo fugly and yeah in some of those pictures he does look like a bit of a d!ck but he might be a really nice person with dodgy fashion sense.
  71. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    August 23, 2008 at 5:53 am
    He`s a 23-year-old white guy. Of course he`s a douchebag.
  72. Profile photo of tinky10675
    tinky10675 Male 30-39
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    August 23, 2008 at 6:57 am
    I hate to say it but yeah...Douche
  73. Profile photo of LAS83
    LAS83 Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 7:53 am
    Its stupid to call someone a douchebag because hes won 8 gold medals. People who are jealous of him are more of a douche than he is.
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    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Phelps is like one of the nicest dudes.

    Eff this blogger.

  75. Profile photo of globpharm
    globpharm Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 9:16 am
    DeepFryer7, my friend lives in Baltimore.
  76. Profile photo of AndelleRae
    AndelleRae Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:01 am
    Say what you will about him, but the night that he won his 8th gold medal, I was in Ann Arbor, where he went to school. When he won it, the cheers just erupted from all over. It was kind of magical.
  77. Profile photo of MissGrey
    MissGrey Female 13-17
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:28 am
    lol
  78. Profile photo of emzie21
    emzie21 Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:44 am
    I`d like to see you go out and get 8 Gold Medals, jealous much?!?
  79. Profile photo of Mweebles
    Mweebles Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:49 am
    9 photos that allow me to check out michael phelps :P
  80. Profile photo of ImTakingOver
    ImTakingOver Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 11:03 am
    phelps beasted, get over it :)
  81. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
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    August 23, 2008 at 2:20 pm
    if you see him walking around with a blue tooth ear piece then maybe but not quite. and as for the medals if i won even one oplympic gold medal id be wearing it ALL THE TIME! 24/7
  82. Profile photo of Groogle
    Groogle Male 30-39
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    August 23, 2008 at 3:10 pm
    If Michael Phelps would read this he would probably say "What... only nine?" true story.
  83. Profile photo of yowz
    yowz Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 5:07 pm
    So he`s a douche bag for the way he wears his hat? That makes a whole lot of sense.
  84. Profile photo of apophisjon
    apophisjon Male 18-29
    54 posts
    August 23, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    i hear about this guy like every 10 minutes... it getting old. i mean seriously, he just won 8 medals, people will win more than that in the future, all he did was set the bar a little higher.

    plus your depleting his meme ability at an alarming rate, he has to last at least until the end of the Beijing olympics!!!

  85. Profile photo of OJpimpson
    OJpimpson Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    So after breaking a world record the world`s response should simply be "Meh, he only beat it by ONE gold medal. Big deal"? Stop f*cking hating. He deserves all the attention he gets.
  86. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    August 23, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    3 words..Jim F#cking Thorpe, greatest athlete ever and Native American dealing with racist arswipes trying to stop him at every turn, a God amongst men.
  87. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    phelps is a douche

    male gymnasts are way hotter

  88. Profile photo of PtitsaDroog
    PtitsaDroog Female 13-17
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    August 23, 2008 at 9:48 pm
    I used to love this guy, then I realized by friends were so much drating hotter, and they`re not that hot.

    So as a person, I dislike him.

    But because I used to do swim team, as a swimmer, whoa nelly.

  89. Profile photo of kaylr12
    kaylr12 Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:14 pm
    i don`t think anyone has a right to say that he`s a douchebag (which is a stupid name to call anyone anyways) unless you personally know him. oh... and i`d like to see all of you accomplish even a quarter of what he`s done.
  90. Profile photo of kaylr12
    kaylr12 Female 18-29
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    August 23, 2008 at 10:29 pm
    oh... and once you do that... then call yourself a douche... see how it feels.
  91. Profile photo of tourettes
    tourettes Male 18-29
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    August 24, 2008 at 2:47 am
    i did swim team as a kid; they were all flamingly gay kids. hated the lot of them and never did it again after a hellish wasted summer. then again maybe its just california. everyone is a douche here, except me :]

    phelps looks like a douche but i don`t really think he is. except that he most likely will NEVER change his fashion sense, or lack thereof, so he is probably very douchy.

  92. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
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    August 24, 2008 at 5:11 pm
    He went to high school near me, and I have some friends who can witness for him being a douche.

    Certainly, he could have matured since high school.. But I`m pretty sure fame just increases dickiness by 110%.

  93. Profile photo of Aqua_Bird
    Aqua_Bird Female 13-17
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    August 24, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    WTF, some people here seem to have the mentality that:

    If you bash someone who`s successful, you`re jealous.

    Whereas if you bash someone who`s not particularly successful, you`re being honest.

    No amount of gold medals and super swimming abilities can ever take away how much of an arse someone is.

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