8 Everyday Words With X-Rated Origins

Submitted by: primetimekin 8 years ago Funny
http://www.cracked.com/article_16539_8-everyday-words-with-x-rated-origins.html

Take a look at those Manatees!
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Female 268
orchid....hehe
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Female 195
^^Hehe, automatic filter.
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Female 195
The "Reading is for non-nice individuals" made me laugh. And now I know what kind of manatees guys are really talking about at the zoo. ;D
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Female 1,186
seeing a vag would NOT be the first visual i come up with when seeing a venus fly trap
maybe something along the lines like, "holy crap, that plant has freakin` teeth!"
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Female 460
The seminar sign with `B A L L S` on it made me laugh for some reason..And the fire hose kinda scared me.. o.O
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Female 282
LOL the huge hairy vagina.

..was that supposed to Be a vaginia?

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Male 247
"Guacamole also derives from this origin (balls), with its original definition in Nahuatl being "Avocado sauce." We`re sure they were referring to the fruit this time, but we`re also sure our next trip to Chipotle will involve imagining a money shot that looks like it came out of Ghostbusters."

LOLOLOL, I can`t catch my breath now.

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Female 505
I saw the avacado thing on Good Eats.
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Male 22
#4 Oww.
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Male 615
Clever-chan`s comment has officially made me so uncomfortable that I can only rock back and forth on my heels and whistle uncomfortably for the next few hours. Thank you for that.
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Male 629
^^ Naughty scientists.
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Female 1,269
dude am i the only one disturbed by the fire-hose thing?
*shudders*
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Female 15,763
It seems like a lot of things are named after testicles or ovaries or something...
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Female 345
MEH VAGINA IZ GONNA EATCHU!!! RAWR!

Sorry I had to get that outta my system, I liked the manatee one. Although I`m not convinced that boobs are x-rated.

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Female 519
Vagina dentata? Really?
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Male 97
haham reading is for non-nice individuals
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Male 22
Was i the only one to wonder why so many things were named after balls? And they say that being a homosexual was wrong in them days...
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Male 2,422
I always suspected that botanists were a little pervy...
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Female 155
My favorite is the orchid coming from "testicle". That makes me strangely happy.
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Female 47
I think I read something about the origin of Vanilla. Gonna go look that up.
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Female 5,139
omg orchid means testicle! haha

alot of them are..plant/fruit related ayy?

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Male 1,220
not to mention the pasta, "pene", which literally means "penis" in both Spanish and Italian.
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Male 626
Cracked is awesome and nothing wrong with it getting posted when updated. It`s not the only thing posted so if you don`t like it then don`t click on the links saying "Top ten" ect...

Maybe with NSFW warning, we need a CP (cracked post) warning.

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Male 637
^ Because we like Cracked. And it`s not every list... That water massage sure looks comfy.
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Male 239
Why is every new list on cracked posted?
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Male 626
The reading is for a$$holes made me lol xD

Whats with people naming so many plants "testicals"? Brings to mind big hairy coconuts, coco is dark brown and nuts is... well nuts

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Male 68
Nice.
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Male 7,933
Link: 8 Everyday Words With X-Rated Origins [Rate Link] - Take a look at those Manatees!
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