8 Animals With Real Superpowers

Submitted by: i-am-emo 8 years ago in Funny
http://www.cracked.com/blog/2008/08/31/8-animals-with-superpowers/

A profile some of the world’s most superpowered creatures.
There are 30 comments:
Male 228
OCTOPUSES ARE AWESOME!!! And nature is balanced. If the average octopus could live longer than 3 years, they could have already taken over several small island nations.

And good God, what if people were like bombardier beetles?
"GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!"
*poot*
Tsss...
"OH GOD! OH MY GOD IT BURNS! AAAAAGH!"

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Male 63
Gah.. Awesome. : D
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Female 41
oh gosh
did the octopus eat the shark?
*faints*
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Male 197
Gah! Octopuses are FREAKY as hell!
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Female 282
im going to turn that octopus into sushi.
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Male 180
imagine if a human could do what a hummingbird can..running of course...lol I would love to break the sound barrier running
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Male 1,497
Wow...I just read this on Cracked just before I came here...heh..Platypus!
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Male 49
idk im not digging the new comment thing. i dont like the way the first post is way at the end. oh well.
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Female 1,006
Holy crap. The octopus ATE A FREAKING SHARK!
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Male 274
Hahah that was cool
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Male 254
HOLY SHIZZ ITS DAINTY!

ahah, octopi. jhust say octopussy.

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Male 5,970
The sharpshooting fish has to be my favorite
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Female 1,545
O.o my life is forever changed. Octopi are way badasser than I thought.
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Female 675
so basically female angle fish are necrofelliacs? (pardon the spelling) haha jk. the rst of them i knew about but i didnt know the anglerfish could have sex (basically) after hes dead.
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Male 1,835
that`d be a weird piña colada

now if only octopi could play the guitar

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Male 2,788
you better watch out, japanese schoolgirls. you’re gonna get tentacle raped by the octopi and you will be defenseless against their uber superpowers.
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Male 7,933
"International Law-abiding fish,"

W..T.. drat?


"Word has it the Russians are busy recruiting ring-taileds for their 2012 floor gymnastics team."

"Spirit Animal Of: Altair from Assassin’s Creed, Sam Fischer, Shawn Johnson"

I never thought that Altair and Shawn Johnson would be used in the same sentence. Now if Bullwinkle and Nancy Kerrigan get used in the same sentence, my life is complete.

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Male 102
two words: nuclear bombs
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Female 15,763
Ah Cracked, how we love you.

*swoon*

Anywho; I watched this program once on the Discovery channel about what they thought the world would be like in hundreds of thousands or even millions of years if humans didn`t inhabit it any longer. Basically, they put octopi and squids as the top food chain animal.

And this only helps their case.

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Male 1,244
Oh, great. How could I have born a human! Ive actually always wanted to be a parasitic sperm tube
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Male 179
haha nice :P... though i think there is a better solution than to just nuke the earth if octipi attack
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Male 192
lol I hate octopus already
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Male 4,867
wow now im scared of octopi and gheckos,
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Female 406
I don`t really get how this is rated so high. The only one I found particularly funny/interesting was the post-mortem impregnation xD
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Male 1,825
also, this was a pretty lame article.
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Male 1,825
btw, do chickens have sharp talons?
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Male 1,825
whats with all the animal stuff lately?
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Female 1,071
Lol, this made me laugh when I saw it earlier today =)

Cracked.com is awesome!

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Male 85
those octopussy will get you every time
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Female 1,264
Link: 8 Animals With Real Superpowers [Rate Link] - A profile some of the world’s most superpowered creatures.
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