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Date: 08/31/08 11:42 AM

30 Responses to 8 Animals With Real Superpowers

  1. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1264 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 9:43 am
    Link: 8 Animals With Real Superpowers - A profile some of the world’s most superpowered creatures.
  2. Profile photo of Bayne
    Bayne Male 13-17
    85 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:46 am
    those octopussy will get you every time
  3. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:46 am
    Lol, this made me laugh when I saw it earlier today =)

    Cracked.com is awesome!

  4. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:49 am
    whats with all the animal stuff lately?
  5. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:49 am
    btw, do chickens have sharp talons?
  6. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:53 am
    also, this was a pretty lame article.
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    orchydork Female 18-29
    406 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 11:59 am
    I don`t really get how this is rated so high. The only one I found particularly funny/interesting was the post-mortem impregnation xD
  8. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:01 pm
    wow now im scared of octopi and gheckos,
  9. Profile photo of gibb0
    gibb0 Male 13-17
    192 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:02 pm
    lol I hate octopus already
  10. Profile photo of Dickardo
    Dickardo Male 13-17
    179 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    haha nice :P... though i think there is a better solution than to just nuke the earth if octipi attack
  11. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Oh, great. How could I have born a human! Ive actually always wanted to be a parasitic sperm tube
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:15 pm
    Ah Cracked, how we love you.

    *swoon*

    Anywho; I watched this program once on the Discovery channel about what they thought the world would be like in hundreds of thousands or even millions of years if humans didn`t inhabit it any longer. Basically, they put octopi and squids as the top food chain animal.

    And this only helps their case.

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    nycballa890 Male 13-17
    102 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    two words: nuclear bombs
  14. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7935 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    "International Law-abiding fish,"

    W..T.. drat?


    "Word has it the Russians are busy recruiting ring-taileds for their 2012 floor gymnastics team."

    "Spirit Animal Of: Altair from Assassin’s Creed, Sam Fischer, Shawn Johnson"

    I never thought that Altair and Shawn Johnson would be used in the same sentence. Now if Bullwinkle and Nancy Kerrigan get used in the same sentence, my life is complete.

  15. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 12:40 pm
    you better watch out, japanese schoolgirls. you’re gonna get tentacle raped by the octopi and you will be defenseless against their uber superpowers.
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    d_katman Male 13-17
    1836 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 1:18 pm
    that`d be a weird piña colada

    now if only octopi could play the guitar

  17. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 1:31 pm
    so basically female angle fish are necrofelliacs? (pardon the spelling) haha jk. the rst of them i knew about but i didnt know the anglerfish could have sex (basically) after hes dead.
  18. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 1:51 pm
    O.o my life is forever changed. Octopi are way badasser than I thought.
  19. Profile photo of hehehenerd
    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    The sharpshooting fish has to be my favorite
  20. Profile photo of kiddo
    kiddo Male 13-17
    254 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 2:37 pm
    HOLY SHIZZ ITS DAINTY!

    ahah, octopi. jhust say octopussy.

  21. Profile photo of Burnsy777
    Burnsy777 Male 13-17
    274 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    Hahah that was cool
  22. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 3:29 pm
    Holy crap. The octopus ATE A FREAKING SHARK!
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    ChodeNugget Male 18-29
    49 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 4:20 pm
    idk im not digging the new comment thing. i dont like the way the first post is way at the end. oh well.
  24. Profile photo of TheGrag
    TheGrag Male 13-17
    1497 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 4:40 pm
    Wow...I just read this on Cracked just before I came here...heh..Platypus!
  25. Profile photo of chris1337
    chris1337 Male 13-17
    180 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 6:10 pm
    imagine if a human could do what a hummingbird can..running of course...lol I would love to break the sound barrier running
  26. Profile photo of Soundsasian
    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 7:17 pm
    im going to turn that octopus into sushi.
  27. Profile photo of FireBlur
    FireBlur Male 13-17
    197 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    Gah! Octopuses are FREAKY as hell!
  28. Profile photo of patty_xx
    patty_xx Female 13-17
    41 posts
    August 31, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    oh gosh
    did the octopus eat the shark?
    *faints*
  29. Profile photo of NothinClever
    NothinClever Male 18-29
    63 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 11:02 am
    Gah.. Awesome. : D
  30. Profile photo of Octillion
    Octillion Male 18-29
    228 posts
    September 1, 2008 at 6:12 pm
    OCTOPUSES ARE AWESOME!!! And nature is balanced. If the average octopus could live longer than 3 years, they could have already taken over several small island nations.

    And good God, what if people were like bombardier beetles?
    "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!"
    *poot*
    Tsss...
    "OH GOD! OH MY GOD IT BURNS! AAAAAGH!"

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