5 Hot Dogs That Will Kill You

Submitted by: huck08 8 years ago in
http://www.aldenteblog.com/2008/07/five-hot-dogs-t.html

Egads--number 5 just made me throw up in my mouth a little. Why tamper with the perfection of the hot dog?
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Male 61
number 2 looks amazing lol
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Female 28
omg i felt my arteries harden looking at those


**peers at her cheesecake**

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Female 60
yea, that 2nd one looked tasty
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Male 357
paula deen`s middle name is fap fap fap
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Female 41
*like
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Female 41
alot of peolpe loke #2?
it looks nasty to me
but i dont like fries so that might be why
Mulligan`s Hamdog looks like youll have a heart attack, cardiack arrest, stroke, and a seizure at the same time if you eat it
it might just be cause i dont like hot dogs, or it might be true
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Male 24
Am I the only one who thought shreder`s post on page 1 was hysterical?
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Female 710
Oh my gawd, they all look so delicious but so unhealthy.
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Female 91
I love hotdogs but i don`t think i would eat these as i like my hotdogs plain. T.T i`m a boring person...
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Female 228
NOM, NOM NOM!
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Male 151
skyline chili`s cheese coney = heaven
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Male 909
You know you love it, Alice!

DO NOT LIE TO YOUR HEART!

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Male 215
The last one looked positively delish.
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Male 2,395
Hmmm.... deep fried and wrapped in bacon....
Hmmm.... clogged arteries. >_>
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Female 182
The taste of death, indeed. O_O
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Female 268
tempation.... :]
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Male 544
I agree with tekno. lol
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Female 1,212
*BLARGHHH*
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Male 35
#5 looks like something out of Goatse
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Male 1,204
i wouldn`t eat 4, because i`m not a big fan of lard that is visibly seen and solid.

but heck, the rest of em i`d eat daily! i LOVE chili dogs man.

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Male 528
I`ll settle for pizza and wings thank you very much.
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Female 5,139
BasuraBlanca: ............................ :-| -shiivers-
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Male 555
Yes, death in a sausage casing...
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Female 1,287
readytofall:
I LOVE YOUR PIC!
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Male 891
i would totally eat 1-3.
4 and 5 make me want to punch their respective creators.
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Male 909
The first three gave me an erection.

Just thought you might need to know that, folks.

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Male 30
Loofah boy -
"The ironic thing is that I was just going to head to the hot dog joint today...!"

That`s not irony, its a coincedence. (remember the post about words that people use wrong >.<)

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Male 1,002
I am racking my brain trying to figure out how to do those vegetarian. You know what, I should open a restaurant entirely for extremely unhealthy, greasy, deep fried foods for vegetarians. Why should all the good stuff have meat in it anyway? I fully support unnecessarily fatty food, I just don`t support the meat industry.
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Female 5,139
We dont have hotdogs over here kikij?
last time i checked we do lol, i had some for tea lmao
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Female 151
that french fry one looks delicious.
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Female 311
we don`t really have them over here in europe but i have tried one and hated it. it tasted like chemically meat mush. all of those above at least might have disguised the taste of the actual sausage bit. :)
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Male 2,788
lard..

or life...?

hmmm...

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM.

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Male 17
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the best dog is the_maddog lol.
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^^ i should shoot myself for saying that, that`s just nasty. 5 is heart-attack in progress, 2 is appealing, 1... there`s prolly more bacon in the hot dog......
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Male 4,393
Mulligan`s Hamdog????!!!! :(
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Male 629
Nothing can top that deadly eclair from the Simpsons. The one that these food booth sellers tried to kill Homer with. mmm...
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Male 53
#4. lard. hmmm. death...
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Male 493
Number 2 looks amazing. I`d totally eat that.
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Male 648
I would eat #2, and maybe #1 too...and then feel sick afterwards.
The french fry dog probably doesn`t taste as good at it sounds/looks though :/
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Male 422
Crotchodile, It`s the anus that makes it good ;-)
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Male 1,468
The french fry hot dog looks good. Or maybe that`s just me.
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Female 627
Why would you ever eat something that has `lard` in the name?
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Female 1,470
Lord have mercy on the people eating those things
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Female 142
Pork lips and anus never tasted so good.
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Male 1,455
I want them all, now.

So... hungry...

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Male 2,855
before i die i have to eat one of those hotdogs, also one of those hamburgers that were posted here a while ago.

some of them look delicious

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Male 2,593
Alice, your always ok with me.
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Male 369
i want the hamdog. i mean its got like all the tasty foods
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Female 192
people can be so gluttonous.
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Male 56
Number 2 actually looks quite tasty, kinda like the french fry version of a corndog o.O
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Female 5,139
What did i do modernbenoni!? hahaha
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Male 475
that korean frech fry hot dog looks the best to me
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Male 241
Great misuse of the word "ironic" loofah.
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Male 1,114
Also, alice_x, i hate you *gives you evils*
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Male 882
hot dog those look good.
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Male 799
i want the bacon one. looks good to me. only problem is i will die.
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Male 1,114
I WANT NUMBER 2, I WANT NUMBER 2!

looks delicious tbh

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Male 713
Im so goddamn sick of the saying "throw up in my mouth a little"

I see it way too much.

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Male 3,301
The ironic thing is that I was just going to head to the hot dog joint today...!
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Female 39
Lies, techgeek, filthy lies!

Pasta > Hot Dogs
Pizza > Hot Dogs
Chinese Food > Hot Dogs

The list goes on.

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Male 7,933
Delicious
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Male 511

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Male 2,593
Nothing beats a chili dog with cheese, ketchup, mustard,and onions
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Female 331
I never realized so many people didn`t like hot dogs.

I love them. :o

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Female 1,545
Man, I`m starving.
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Female 5,139
i would never dress my dog...unless it was a sausage dog...


it would just be too damn tempting!

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Male 2,593
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Male 904
lol of course that last one is here in georgia...lol
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Female 4,028
Because hot-dogs just aren`t gross enough...
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Male 2,593
They gotta check out Bad Dawgs, down in Lowell, Ma
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Male 3,369
now i feel ill!
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Male 405
i kinda want the hotdog frenchfry ona stick.
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Female 15,763
Why did I click this? I don`t even like normal hot dogs very much! D:

...Though I`d totally try a big out of each one.

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Female 39
Hot dogs are disgusting, in general... This isn`t much of a surprise.
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Male 509
We`ve seen a lot of Mulligan`s inventions on IAB before.
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Female 602
Well... those are... creative...
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Female 5,139
Ive had hotdogs for tea today :-| ...

do i want to look....-looks-

eurgh number 2 and 5 :-|

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Female 331
NOMNOMNOM.

And the French Fry Hot Dog on a Stick doesn`t seem all that different from just eating a hot dog and some fries that are separate.

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Female 695
Mmmm. I`d try them all. Heh.
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Male 426
Link: 5 Hot Dogs That Will Kill You [Rate Link] - Egads--number 5 just made me throw up in my mouth a little. Why tamper with the perfection of the hot dog?
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