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My Jesus is big. And looks like he`s carved out of butter, just like at the state fair.
Don`t be naïve, I don`t need it `word for word`, just something close that says I must genuinely feel remorse in order to get into heaven. If you cannot find it in the Bible, it simply turns into any number of quaint and righteous things Christians would like to believe their religion stands for.
You mean the one where I gave you an example but because it did not say "you must repent to receive penitence" exactly word for word you dismissed it?
No, but right now I`m kinda wishing I was. I was quoting myself from another thread where I had claimed Jesus was a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free-Card, a notion that was hotly contested by primetimekin. I say `hotly contested` but the truth of the matter is that he couldn`t satisfactorily refute my claim.
...I love you.
Viking, I wouldn`t normally be alarmed at such a throw-away statement, were you not German.
Yep, current pic is actually me. Previous Sauron-esque all-seeing eye was a random google image which seemed cool at the time.
Burning our women and raping our churches!
@ Overman: Are you quoting me? *Is flattered*
Shoot, yeah, I forgot about the gays. They`re a tricky group. Depends if you like the sound of OT Leviticus 20:13 (If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death) and the NT Gospel of Matthew 5:17 (Do not think that I came to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I did not come to abolish but to fulfill). Fred Phelps at Westboro Baptist Church likes these ones, a lot.
If on the other hand you brush these slightly embarrassing verses under the carpet, and pick out the nice bits about love and humanity and sh*t, then the gays are a-ok.
But then, you know what, God will decide on the fate of the homos. Hell will be pretty full anyway, with all the hindus, muslims, buddhists, and sh*t, so he might just cut them a break.
Who are we to know the mind of God?
this statement wins.
Nah, the Buddhists exist all right. You guys are just going to burn in hell being raped by demons for all eternity, along with all the Muslims, Hindus, Zoroastrians, Shintoists, Pagans, and traditional Chinese animists. Jews, Catholics and other slightly different flavours of Protestant are a bit of grey zone, but at least they`re in with a fighting chance.
Man, given the future outlook, I`m glad I don`t exist...
which IZ something to get excited about
BTW, if atheists don`t exist, what about us Buddhists?
To be fair dilldog, Viking`s German. I assume english is his second (third?) language- I think he does pretty good... Sorry Viking if that sounded patronising...
we`ll call it "the nonexistent club for people that don`t exist"
Who ever said evangelical christians are mental defectives?
Epic fail. I`m very real..I assure you!
do i win?
(that`s cheech marin, for the uninformed)
Therefore, atheists do not exist.
i`ll say it again: praise be to suzumiya haruhi!