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Date: 08/26/08 06:32 PM

40 Responses to 20 Coincidental Phallic Symbols

  1. Profile photo of maxy
    maxy Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 4:50 pm
    Link: 20 Coincidental Phallic Symbols - Nature–not only man–seems to have its own obsession with the male member and there are numerous examples to be found acr
  2. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    509 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:35 pm
    Had something similar not so long enough, but these don`t get old :D
  3. Profile photo of Yasserbossin
    Yasserbossin Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    the last one... wtf.. cmon, thats ridiculous!
  4. Profile photo of Trema
    Trema Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    the last one was so on purpose
    the rest, probly coincidental
  5. Profile photo of andrewgaynor
    andrewgaynor Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:36 pm
    The penis, known among many as the animal with no backbone.

    Honestly was that one really coincidental? Or did they just stick that in the bottom for a laugh?!

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    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:37 pm
    the last one, they took a plaster cast of me after i was done with YOUR MOTHER!
  7. Profile photo of dilldog123
    dilldog123 Male 18-29
    1856 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:39 pm
    burnsy, check your email.
  8. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1143 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Classy shoes.
    What was with the book, though?
    It`s just a planarian. >_>
  9. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:40 pm
    Not a coincedence God has a sense of humor too.


    Also one looks like a vagina

  10. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:42 pm

    ...

    NOT a penis.

    That`s all I`ll say.

  11. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:46 pm
    God besides a sense of humor, has photoshop on his mac
  12. Profile photo of BillieBored
    BillieBored Female 13-17
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    Lol, that tomato was HIlarious xD! and those shoes )-|, come on, that could not have been a coincidence...
  13. Profile photo of joatille
    joatille Female 18-29
    20 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:47 pm
    And yet no mention of the phallus impudicus?
  14. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:48 pm
    That`s what I meant Opie.
  15. Profile photo of lolkylewtf
    lolkylewtf Male 13-17
    55 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    Wow, I gotta get me a pair o` them sneakers!

    And there`s no way those were all coincidental.

  16. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    Half of those were man-made. The last one was clearly a coincidence, though.
  17. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:06 pm
    wow... ok
  18. Profile photo of norwish
    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    The second floor of our school is in the shape of a penis.
    People would draw strange things on the school layout maps...
  19. Profile photo of bmanthe2
    bmanthe2 Male 13-17
    390 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    A lot of these look shooped..
  20. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    It depends of course on how dirty your mind is. Like seeing human faces on Mars or anywhere else there are 2 circles and an arc, if you are filthy enough then any straight-ish object with a bulge on the end, 2 bulges together, or dark hole can look phallic to you. When you start seeing phallic symbols in irregular re-entrant polygons, THEN you know you need help.

    You missed the world`s BIGGEST natural imitation of naughty bits - there`s a reason why Aussies often call a female`s naughty bits a "Map`o`Tassie"

    Click here to view a REAL Map`o`Tassie

  21. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    some of those weren`t from nature.

    but some of those were uhm . . . . . very detailed it seemed. lol.

  22. Profile photo of spongamabob
    spongamabob Female 18-29
    2084 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    haha. that`s what i thought to when i first saw it opiebreath
  23. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    i was confused when that picture of the flower came on lmao. the last one should be considered softcore or something
  24. Profile photo of troytrooper
    troytrooper Male 18-29
    115 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    Lol nice photos, the Map`o`Tassie looks more like the underwear than the naughty bits lol. Nice hair Opie, I like how bright it is.
  25. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:01 pm
    Wait... you`re saying there are naughtier bits UNDER the undies??? Why doesn`t someone TELL me these things!!!
  26. Profile photo of evilducky00
    evilducky00 Male 18-29
    430 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    The tomatoes cracked me up.
  27. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    i wonder if that plant ever got porked, i mean seriously thats a vagina theres some sick ppl out there, and after seeing that i could only think, "that had to have been porked before"
  28. Profile photo of mizzie1980
    mizzie1980 Female 18-29
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    August 26, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    If it`s longer then it`s wide, then it`s phallic.
    If it`s longer then it`s wide, then it`s phallic.
    If it`s shorted then it`s wide,
    then turn it on it`s side,
    Now it`s longer then it`s wide and it`s phallic.
  29. Profile photo of mag3ing1
    mag3ing1 Male 18-29
    270 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 9:06 pm
    Coincident? i think not!
  30. Profile photo of keatonatron
    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 10:28 pm
    Many can be found acr.
  31. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:08 pm
    Heh, pretty amusing. But the arrow? Seriously? Seriously. Come on, it`s a f-cking arrow!
  32. Profile photo of BrainBits
    BrainBits Male 30-39
    445 posts
    August 26, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    Tuesday, August 26, 2008 6:42:46 PM

    ...

    NOT a penis.

    That`s all I`ll say.

    =======

    A flower

  33. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    474 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 6:19 am
    im going to challenge the coincidental nature of those items...
  34. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2397 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 8:03 am
    The last one is right on :D
  35. Profile photo of gingernut333
    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 8:48 am
    Yeah opie I was questioning that one too... =S
  36. Profile photo of xKaleigh
    xKaleigh Female 13-17
    93 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 9:26 am
    dragonshadoz -

    UNDER the arrow. [=

  37. Profile photo of BlackiPod
    BlackiPod Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 11:22 am
    That faucet had to be intentional... Otherwise I like the ham stuffed cactus pictured on page 1
  38. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4031 posts
    August 27, 2008 at 12:28 pm
    dragonshadoz -

    UNDER the arrow. Ah, I missed that, thanks.

  39. Profile photo of pwnda
    pwnda Female 18-29
    176 posts
    August 28, 2008 at 7:04 pm
    i like the two tomatoes
  40. Profile photo of FranWins
    FranWins Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 28, 2008 at 7:07 pm
    Mmmmm... penis.

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