2 Men, 2 Suicides, 1 Heart and 1 Widow

Submitted by: paperplate 9 years ago in Weird
http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20080830/Affairs.of.the.Heart/

A must read news article. The details are mind-boggling. It"s like a Twilight Zone episode.
There are 82 comments:
Female 209
Whoa, talk about the black widow, at first i was a sad story about coincidences, but damn, that chick is harsh
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Female 85
wow it sounds as if a fifth grader wrote it. theres no organization at all and kept jumping from one point to the other. i guess it was an interesting story, but the writing killed me.
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Female 344
differnt
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Male 2,855
"She said that she yelled something like, `Terry, wait!`

You dont say "Wait" when you want someone NOT to shoot their head off, you say "Stop", clearly she is evil.

Also she sounds like a bitch, why ask for a divorce on the basis she earns more than him? I hope I read that right

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Male 3
Let`s post a Tolstoyesque news article on a site frequented by people with ADD and see if anyone notices!
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Male 297
that was nucking futs. hahaha expect this to be a crappy tv movie. lifetime maybe?
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Male 2,553
they will forever be an heros
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Female 744
wow...that`s...involved. o_O
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Male 26
Sicker, your lack of grammar undoubtedly gives others headaches. Hypocrite much?
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Male 103
tl;dr
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Male 49
that was pretty hard to read. the writing was terrible. good story though.

my advice before reading this is to just go back and read the comments from the beginning. its easier to understand.

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Female 590
Haha this takes place in my hometown. Typical trailer trash.
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Male 340
wow what a crazy bitch.. drives 2 husbands to kill themselves.. threatened to blow anothers brains out.. or maybe she killed them both
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Female 289
i read it all...(yes im that bored)

i think she drives her husbands insane just so they will kill their selves and she can get the money she is a black widow

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Female 325
that article was so poorly written i have a headache now.
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Male 1,089
i saw the word trailer and decided i didn`t have time for this
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Female 110
Wow. :o
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Female 406
Interesting (and sad), but I got wayyy confused halfway through.
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Female 198
Wow. She must have been one horrid wife for all those men to kill themselves.
=/
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Female 46
I barely understood what I just read.

That could be adapted into a film.

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Female 195
That`s pretty bad when half of her husbands committed (spelling?) suicide.
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Male 3,425
Cooool
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Male 197
That is the most unbelievable story I`ve ever read.

Seems like only a matter of time before Hollywood picks up this story and makes a movie out of it.

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Female 268
I got confused about half way through. I`m lost, but the article is quite interesting.
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Male 4,867
thats really weird, i think the wife is to blame
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Male 904
ugh. too long. but i think i see where theyre going with it
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Male 374
that is drated up
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Male 153
The cake is a lie!

Did somebody say black widow?

..no? Well i am. You don`t think it`s fishy she tries to threaten/frame of suicide all of her husbands? Plus she has an obsession with money! It fits!

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Female 102
"Cheryl told Terry that she couldn`t stay married to a man who made less money than she did"

Way too long to read, but after that statement, I have no sympathy for the widow.

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Male 2,703
ok, opie, Cheryl`s first husband called Terry`s first wife and said, "your husband is sleeping with my wife" does that make more sense? They need to learn when to use pronouns and when not...

I also agree that this woman had something to do with the "suicides", first her story changes with the first "suicide" and then she has 3 other husbands who all have gun stories about the woman.

another thing, some people just shouldn`t get married...this lady was acting like she was in high school dating a bunch of guys. Imagine how many guys she was sleeping with if she had this many marriages. its obvious she was in it for the money for the marriages, drating gold digger...

I feel really bad for all the abortions she failed to have, those kids are really screwed up in the head. expect in 5-10 years a serial killer to be one of her spawns...

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Male 392
i submitted this and it said it was a repost. -_-
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Male 511
that is weird alice
also
that was so depressing T.T
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Female 486
That`s why guns should be banned in the US.
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Male 1,497
If I died and gave away my heart, the next Hitler would rise up and take over the world. Good thing I`m not old enough yet, and that I`m not donating my organs...
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Female 529
I`d have to draw a chart to keep track of who was doing whom when. Crazy woman + new pussy effect = heartache all around.
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Male 773
...wow
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Male 319
Ummmmm...WHAT?!
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Male 233
thats depressing. i`m sad now =[
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Female 432
It is way too early in the morning for me to even begin to understand what the hell just happened in this story.
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Male 147
Wow. This story is unbelievable. im at a loss of words for it
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Female 5,139
ive heard of that before, that aan artist died, and a football fenatic got hes heart transplanted, then suddenly completly went off football and loved art :-S its so weird...
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Male 5,194
Long, boring, stupid story. By the end of it, I was wishing ALL of them had killed themselves.
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Male 528
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD...CHANGE THE COMMENTS BACK TO THE WAY THEY WERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 14
I don`t really understand it=P
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Male 1,114
Maybe the original owner of the heart was getting his revenge on the second owned by possessing him and making him kill himself, because he married his ex wife...

Or something like that...

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Female 221
Sounds more like a Shakesperean play.
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Male 315
So the woman drives people to suicide. It`s interesting about the whole heart>marriage thing, but the two suicides are clearly linked by the woman, not the heart.
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Male 63
He shot himself in THE NECK? X__X

Blarg. Sod that.

...Bet his head came off! XD

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Male 2,510
all im going to say is Cheryl Sweat must of had a rough time a school.
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Male 680
GAH!
the new commenting is so confusing!!!
ya gotta start at the LAST page! :O

*confuzzled*

anyways, yea..
Theory 1: The SAME heart did the SAME things, crave beer, like hotdogs, love Cheryl, etc.
Theory 2: Crazy B***h killed em both.

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Female 309
Wow, that`s some pretty deep stuff.
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Male 1,407
Interesting article, but awful writing. That read like a really crappy Reader`s Digest piece--it was almost painful to read. The writer could use a few seminars.

This kind of reminds me of that mediocre movie, 21 Grams, except with way more husbands.

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Male 382
Oh I was wrong. Way wrong. Damn.
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Male 382
Hmmm before I read it there were siamese twins, 1 of the wanted to commit suicide but the other one didnt?
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Female 68
what a sad and strange story, that lady was a bi***.

" i cant stay married to a man who makes less then me "

" he didnt leave me a dime"

what a skankasaurus rex.

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Male 2,076
that`s some of the worst writing and "journalism" i`ve ever read. I could have done better at age 12
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Male 807
"2 men, 2 suicides, 1 heart and 1 CRAZY PSYCHOPATH"

p.s. The author is a terrible writer.

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Male 1,766
6 billion people its bound to happen
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Male 882
didnt read it. too long. anyone care to summerize.
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Female 15,763
Hey... that makes some sense, dainty.

Thanks!

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Female 1,006
It`s like a bad episode of Jerry.
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Male 5,970
woahhhh now thats freaky
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Male 446
Confusing as hell, but when I look at this story in a Twilight Zone sort of way, it`s drating amazing!

This heart is obviously haunted and will kill all of Cheryl`s future husbands. It pumps AND thirsts for blood.

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Male 637
Dainty, I don`t think it is impossible, I just believe that people change, as well, and those changes can be rather drastic, depending on the person. It`s hard to say wholly if one thing or another is true. I`ve known normal people whose diet choices have changed, drastically, and people who were extremely outgoing, but have become reclusive. There are multiple factors, and I, personally, do not think that the heart was the only one.
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Male 1,556
It`s the ladies fault. :P
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Female 311
There was a documentary fairly recently over here where they were discussing whether the heart had a memory of it`s own because in certain situations the heart reacted BEFORE the brain so it definitely isn`t true that the heart is just a pump.
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Male 2,486
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oohh, good, for a second though i thought it would end up like 2 girls 1 cup"

I thought it was the gothic vampire version of 2girls 1cup

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Female 151
Yeah :/, this story lost me for a while. Lol Opie, that part confused me too. I kept rereading it but it just didn`t make any sense to me. But I think I get the gist of it. The woman obviously had something to do with the deaths, I smell a murder, if not 2...

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Female 15,763
I`m trying, Prime, I really am...

D:

I need like, a diagram.

Buh, I totally lose my ability to retain information during summer.

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Male 637
Methinks that woman is slightly batpoo insane, considering the last part of the story. I really am skeptical of the heart being the deciding factor in Graham`s personality change... you know, considering he moved to a new place, had a new wife, kids, and a new life, I would imagine that amount of change would definitely cause some difference in a person, even if only mild. She seemed extremely callous about the death... and the My Space thing made me want to cry... as though changing her display name is a crime.
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Female 370
wow, that`s crazy.
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Male 1,837
whoa. thats extremely creepy
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Male 7,933
Opie, let me see if I can help.

Cherly Sweat, marriage annulled, husband someone else. "He who called Cottie`s wife" later saying "I just want you to know that your husband is seeing my wife"

Ok. Cherly was got divorced. Her husband called Cottie`s wife and said "Ayo Wifey, Cottie is cheating on you with my wife."

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Female 15,763
I need like a summary for dummies on this... D:

I get that guy A donated his heart after committing suicide to guy B, and the widow of guy A married guy B, and then became a widow again when guy B killed himself...

But I`m sure there`s more in that story that I don`t understand.

Help!?

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Male 615
Opie, I`m as lost as you are on that one.
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Male 615
whew. What a wall of text. Craziness O.o
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Female 15,763
"Cheryl Sweat had recently had her three-year marriage annulled on grounds that her husband was married to someone else. It was he who called Cottle`s wife sometime later, saying, "I just want you to know that your husband is seeing my wife."

I can`t seem to make heads or tails of that section... any help?

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Male 7,933
Wow, that makes for an interesting Nature vs. Nurture debate.
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Male 1,468
^^ Hahaha.
Wait.. Do I point down now?
vv Hahaha.
IT JUST DOESNT FEEL THE SAME!
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Male 274
Damn, I wonder if she was in love with them or there damn heart.
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Male 1,825
oohh, good, for a second though i thought it would end up like 2 girls 1 cup
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Male 48
Link: 2 Men, 2 Suicides, 1 Heart and 1 Widow [Rate Link] - A must read news article. The details are mind-boggling. It`s like a Twilight Zone episode.
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