15 Most Unfortunately Funny Wedding Announcements

Submitted by: petey112 8 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.2spare.com/item_94678.aspx

Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Kuntz-Dick! (These sounds too pornographic to be true--but here they are.)
There are 51 comments:
Female 34
^^^ I agree, the MacDonald-Berger one was the best.

And I double-taked at the format as well ><

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Female 268
hehehe. shweeet.
gowen-getter
why did that one get to me the most?
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Male 536
i don`t like the uppity reading style.

i had a teacher called allcock. and i knew a guy called grocock.

i`m guessing that`s gonna come up as rooster..?

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Male 1,365
Gowen Getter,... wow, I`d rather not. That post made me laugh....and that is always good.
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Female 282
no more glorious 1sts...
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Female 4,376
i think the format is alright. it took m a minute to when i first noticed it the other day lol.

and i love the macdonald-berger one.

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Male 4,867
lol the last pic looked like 2 men

id prefer the old format but i can live with this

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Male 1,266
Took me a while to even notice the new format I was just like oh.. comments have gone wtf? Those were funny but yeah those pictures sucked!
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Male 1,244
Haha I remember my Dad showing me the weener-whipple when it came out in the Grand rapids Press!
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Male 1,078
I hate this format.
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Female 374
meh im too bored to read :P
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Female 465
Were those the best pics those people could find for their wedding announcements? Ouch...

And I vote old format.

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Female 1,269
stupid format >,<
repost?
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Male 231
Wow, I like it. Not showing off, but I work on a 30" display (by necessity), and this seems to work out quite well. Getting old, I guess....
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Male 382
Gah! This new comment format is horrble, it makes me want to jab a rusty fork in my eyes.
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Female 1,496
I agree this format stinks.
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Female 505
I know someone with the last name "Hooker".
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Female 2,927
please go back to the old format
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Male 436
I am so confused.
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Female 15,763
Well unless they bear a striking resemblance to toilets, I doubt that`ll happen, Davy.

And I answered your motherloving email!

...Ehehe, motherloving...

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Male 405
crapp beer looks shopped but thats the only one that seem out of place. other than that they were pretty hilarious.
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Female 304
DO NOT LIKE COMMENT FORMAT
also those names would be awful I hope they dont hyphinate them for their poor childrens sake. I liked mcdonald hamburger haha
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Male 12,138
Opie, relax mate, you can`t piss off fancylad by doing anything less than pissing on his shoes. He`s cool, sister. And BTW, I sent you a motherloving email... where`s my response?
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Female 15,763
Read my profile!

That`s all I`ll say, I don`t want Fancy mad.

>_>

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Male 3,301
And Opie, whats this about a chat invite?
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Female 4,197
heheheh @ poor sap
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Female 1,441
*definatly
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Female 1,441
2 defiantly. I hate this stupid comment format. It`s pretty much the reason I avoid commenting on most other sites.
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Female 15,763
Freddy, my hair is all natural, thank you very much.

*eats cheetos and carrots*

I wonder how full Fancy`s email inbox is right now..

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Male 3,301
THEYRE BACKWARDS!!!!! AAAAAAGH!!!


...I dont like chaaaaaaange...!

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Male 3,301
GAH! What are the posts doing down here!?
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Male 11,740
If they keep it this way, there will probably be less than 5 posts on any page.
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Male 435
And On Another Note, If They Keep It This Way, We Need More Then 5 Posts On This Front Page
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Male 435
Oh Drat, I Messed Up, My Votes For 2 LMAO. Wow What A Hard Work Day Can Do To You.
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Male 11,740
"PS, on topic, did anyone else notice the horrible 80`s hair on some of those couples? D:"

Yeah, you have room to talk about hair Ms. Scarecrow! ;) (j/k I have no problem with it)

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Male 11,740
I laughed at Poore Sap. Crapp Beer was pretty good too, I`ve done that a few times.

In response to demonclown, 2. I thought I should vote since I haven`t voiced my opinion on the new comment system yet (in this thread).

THE NEW SYSTEM STINKS!

I wonder how long we`ll have to bitch about it before it goes back to the way it was.

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Male 12,138
2, two, deuce, twee, due, duo, dué, zwei, @, and motherdrating twain. Does that count as 10 votes please?
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Female 15,763
Yes possibly.

It`s an invite only thing 9sadly) because that way we can have moderators, so drop me an email.

PS, on topic, did anyone else notice the horrible 80`s hair on some of those couples? D:

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Male 435
Ummmmm Okay, Vote, (1)For Liking New Comment Setup, (2)For Disliking It. I Vote 1
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Male 12,138
Opie, the... the chat? Am I missing out on some awesome party-room where only the cool kids are allowed to hang out?
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Female 15,763
Haha, Davy I showed it to everyone in the chat. It made me literally lol.
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Male 12,138
Also, any props for my new avatar, now that the all-seeing eye which has been my avie for one and a half years is gone? Anyone? Anyone? Opie, I know at least you won`t let me down.
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Male 251
Poore Sap was fave
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Male 12,138
^^ Nelman (see this new f*cking comments format, I don`t have a down arrow to refer to an earlier post), Dunnam Favors sounds like Done-Him Favors, as in, delivered vociferous amounts of oral sex prior to the bond of holy matrimony. Probably just to get such an awesome married name.
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Male 12,138
I`m loving Dunnam-Favors and Filler-Quick. And I`m trying to ignore my loathing for the new comments format.
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Female 15,763
I feel like we`ve seen these but on a different website or something...

And I have to wonder if those couples realize what the combination of their last names makes...

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Male 77
lol, those were all pretty good, but i didnt get the dunnam favors one >.>
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Female 1,142
Lawl @ the "Beaver-Wetter" one.
The B`s not even the right size.
What awesome skillz. XD
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Male 59
Beaver-wetter.
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Female 1,441
lol at Dunnam-Favors
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Male 357
Link: 15 Most Unfortunately Funny Wedding Announcements [Rate Link] - Introducing Mr. & Mrs. Kuntz-Dick! (These sounds too pornographic to be true--but here they are.)
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