13 Stupid And Funny Penis Products !!! NSFW !!!

Submitted by: 1CrazyURL 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.erotische-geschichten.tv/13%20Stupid%20And%20Funny%20Penis%20Products.a.3543.html

Would you buy one of these products? OK, they"re not real, but this is still N-S-F-W! No one under 18 please.
There are 62 comments:
Female 28
is it wrong to like the cake mould? haha >.<
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Male 5
on the site there is another wicked stuff: the nsfw `penis game`
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Male 150
Peahulkster, why dont you shut the drat up. It doesnt make you any cooler. Anyway that was dratin funny!
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Female 248
haha, i have that lighter!
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Female 173
bwahaha! i is under 18! >:]
whatever tho. seen worse. [i live in america..]
ahha most of those fine products are available at Spencer`s x\
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Female 151
i bought the penis pasta for my boyfriends brother.
his reaction was hilarious. :]
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Female 878
That water bottle was the greatest.
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Female 198
No under 18?
I came straight here =]
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Female 85
I`ve eaten penis pasta xD
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Male 2,600
"...and men will spend all of their life trying to find a woman that does."

Speak for yourself.

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Male 1,365
The ancient people of Pompeii worshipped the penis, and men will spend all of their life trying to find a woman that does.
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Female 3,001
damb being under 18, also they didnt mean the products wernt real
just that they wernt real penises
and also they are liable for letting under 18s look at it if they tell you not to
wether u do or not isnt really up to them hahaa

im 17, i was immature enough to go take alook...
tell me not to do something and i damb well will

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Female 268
wow.... people have far too much time on their hands...
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Female 139
some of those are the funniest things ever
and oooo not 18, uh ohhh lol
17 isnt too bad tho
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Female 180
Haha.. You can get `Rock rooster` in Blackpool. No kidding, that`s its name. And yeah, under 18, looked at it :O
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Female 126
i want the water bottle
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Female 127
thank you yellowsquare seeing that its for 18+ makes me wanna see it more! but I`m 17 so why cant I count for anything? I figure its just a year behind whats the big deal? its just more than one penis
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Female 143
Ahaha..Those things are funny lookin`. Everything looks like a penis now-a-days. XD
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Male 28
Wednesday, August 20, 2008 4:07:22 AM
Oh OH I`m under 18 and i looked at it! Sue!
Also the penis pasta is real.

ya the pasta is real, u can get them in italy lol

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Female 1,545
^^^And I wonder how many under-18s are going to say "Oh. It`s 18+. That means it`s dirty. I`m not allowed to look." And skip over the link.

I`m willing to bet that figure is close to zero.

By making it 18+, it just encourages the kiddies.

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Male 2,600
"No one under 18 please."

Since when has NSFW become a ward against anyone under 18? Plenty of pre-18-year-olds have jobs. Besides that, does anyone really believe no one under the age of 18 has seen a penis, let alone any penis-shaped objects? As Carlin would say, it`s all bullsh*t and it`s bad for ya.

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Female 60
Penis pasta is real.
Gummy penis is real. (I`ve had some)
And theres also Penis mints. :P
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Male 541
they seemed pretty real to me
the cake was the best tho. it made me lol
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Male 2,395
The penis whistle said `Baguio City` in it.... I guess I`ll get one when I go back to the Philippines. >_>
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Male 11,740
Most if not all of that stuff is real. Strange, but real.
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Female 140
"Would you buy one of these products?"

um. yes. do you know how many penis yule-log cakes i would make with that baking mold??

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Male 382
I just love how so many of these sites are helpful in telling people how to think. You know, in case you unable to form your own opinion. These sites provides a service, they not only tell what the product is, but whether it`s cool, funny, stupid or otherwise.
Saves one the bother of making ones own mind up.
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Female 1,142
I`ve seen the pasta and gummies before. Also many varieties of lollies and a cookie cutter. O, and wooden ones with hula skirts on being pawned by shady Chinese people in Hawaii.

They`re everywhere.

Also, WTF @ the top banner of that page.

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Female 706
Haha. "Make a wish and blow!" with the penis cake.
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Male 550
I *so* don`t want to know what the author has been through to compile that list.
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Male 4,012
I would *so* want that chandelier somewhere in my house.

It will be a Statement.

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Female 5,139
Id so get the penis bottle! hahaha
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Male 4,867
reminds me of the vagina couch
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Male 2,160
alot of this stuff is real...
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Male 741
I have all of those.
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Female 2,220
No under 18s? Awww damn!
I so wanted to see this post... =|
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Male 528
As the president of the Dirty Old Men Club we give it 2 thumbs up.
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Male 5
Oh OH I`m under 18 and i looked at it! Sue!
Also the penis pasta is real.
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Female 471
I hope that penis seat wasn`t modeled after a REAL penis.. Those are the ugliest damn penises I have EVER seen.
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Female 444
Those aren`t penises. Those are lighthouses.

(In reference to the candy.)

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Male 1,036
^^shake to charge flashlights^^ what an unfortunate action!
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Male 405
o and(sorry for double post but it just came(no pun) to mind) but i think the light penis would be funnier if it were one of those flashlights that you have to shake to charge the battery, comon now thats funny
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Male 405
how did he find the penis mold stupid that would be great for makin cupcakes, alot of those are hilarious but maybe thats cause i laugh at weed, dick, and fart jokes.

none the less penises are always funny

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Female 695
Mmm. That Penis lolly looks delicious. Damn I`m craving chocolate right now.
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Female 15,763
This reminds me of that one girl who does penis molds of celebrities...
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Female 1,407
Guess I`ll be counting penises instead of sheep tonight...zzzZZZzzzz
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Male 446
The scary thing is these ARE real.
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Male 118
How are these `not real` ..
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Male 904
why would someone want penis seats? unless it was some cool vertical chair lol
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Male 1,013
They missed how I make my eggs in the morning:

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Male 2,593
does silicone count?
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Male 1,468
Ahh dammit, I was 42 seconds from being in before picture... D:
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Male 2,593
so, all I need to do is find pictures of breasts and pussy made out of other things??? I`m on it...
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Male 1,468
This is "stil" NSFW? Aaanywho, post was epic.
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Male 82

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Male 504
thanks 1crazy
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Male 504
lol. this is so great
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Female 54
well then... scarred for life... great

penis flower vase? what?

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Male 504
No Porn on IAB... lol
gotta luv it.. great "easter eggs" there... great post!!
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Male 3,301
Dont get too excited, Akappy. Mmkay?
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Male 509
I`m sorry, it wasn`t clear, was this post NSFW? Lol`d at the loli.
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Male 264
Link: 13 Stupid And Funny Penis Products !!! NSFW !!! [Rate Link] - Would you buy one of these products? OK, they`re not real, but this is still N-S-F-W! No one under 18 please.
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