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Date: 08/19/08 11:29 PM

62 Responses to 13 Stupid And Funny Penis Products !!! NSFW !!!

  1. Profile photo of 1CrazyURL
    1CrazyURL Male 30-39
    264 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    Link: 13 Stupid And Funny Penis Products !!! NSFW !!! - Would you buy one of these products? OK, they`re not real, but this is still N-S-F-W! No one under 18 please.
  2. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    I`m sorry, it wasn`t clear, was this post NSFW? Lol`d at the loli.
  3. Profile photo of LoofahBoy
    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    Dont get too excited, Akappy. Mmkay?
  4. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    No Porn on IAB... lol
    gotta luv it.. great "easter eggs" there... great post!!
  5. Profile photo of FangsUp
    FangsUp Female 13-17
    54 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:37 pm
    well then... scarred for life... great

    penis flower vase? what?

  6. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    lol. this is so great
  7. Profile photo of PopeBenedict
    PopeBenedict Male 70 & Over
    506 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:42 pm
    thanks 1crazy
  8. Profile photo of whyfat2002
    whyfat2002 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:43 pm

  9. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:44 pm
    This is "stil" NSFW? Aaanywho, post was epic.
  10. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    so, all I need to do is find pictures of breasts and pussy made out of other things??? I`m on it...
  11. Profile photo of HOLYCRAP1234
    HOLYCRAP1234 Male 13-17
    1468 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    Ahh dammit, I was 42 seconds from being in before picture... D:
  12. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    does silicone count?
  13. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1014 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:56 pm
    They missed how I make my eggs in the morning:

  14. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    August 19, 2008 at 11:58 pm
    why would someone want penis seats? unless it was some cool vertical chair lol
  15. Profile photo of Jimmi
    Jimmi Male 13-17
    118 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:14 am
    How are these `not real` ..
  16. Profile photo of neoretro
    neoretro Male 18-29
    446 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:19 am
    The scary thing is these ARE real.
  17. Profile photo of swtdreams285
    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:23 am
    Guess I`ll be counting penises instead of sheep tonight...zzzZZZzzzz
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:36 am
    This reminds me of that one girl who does penis molds of celebrities...
  19. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    697 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:54 am
    Mmm. That Penis lolly looks delicious. Damn I`m craving chocolate right now.
  20. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:57 am
    how did he find the penis mold stupid that would be great for makin cupcakes, alot of those are hilarious but maybe thats cause i laugh at weed, dick, and fart jokes.

    none the less penises are always funny

  21. Profile photo of TruJuggalo
    TruJuggalo Male 18-29
    405 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:59 am
    o and(sorry for double post but it just came(no pun) to mind) but i think the light penis would be funnier if it were one of those flashlights that you have to shake to charge the battery, comon now thats funny
  22. Profile photo of richoricho
    richoricho Male 40-49
    1038 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:14 am
    ^^shake to charge flashlights^^ what an unfortunate action!
  23. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:53 am
    Those aren`t penises. Those are lighthouses.

    (In reference to the candy.)

  24. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 3:22 am
    I hope that penis seat wasn`t modeled after a REAL penis.. Those are the ugliest damn penises I have EVER seen.
  25. Profile photo of Peahulkster
    Peahulkster Male 13-17
    5 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 4:07 am
    Oh OH I`m under 18 and i looked at it! Sue!
    Also the penis pasta is real.
  26. Profile photo of eladrelkce
    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 4:45 am
    As the president of the Dirty Old Men Club we give it 2 thumbs up.
  27. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2221 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 4:46 am
    No under 18s? Awww damn!
    I so wanted to see this post... =|
  28. Profile photo of ChainsawNbud
    ChainsawNbud Male 50-59
    744 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 5:10 am
    I have all of those.
  29. Profile photo of VikingGuy
    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 5:52 am
    alot of this stuff is real...
  30. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 5:56 am
    reminds me of the vagina couch
  31. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 6:30 am
    Id so get the penis bottle! hahaha
  32. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 6:52 am
    I would *so* want that chandelier somewhere in my house.

    It will be a Statement.

  33. Profile photo of 843
    843 Male 18-29
    550 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:23 am
    I *so* don`t want to know what the author has been through to compile that list.
  34. Profile photo of Starshine24
    Starshine24 Female 13-17
    706 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:36 am
    Haha. "Make a wish and blow!" with the penis cake.
  35. Profile photo of White_Wolfos
    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:41 am
    I`ve seen the pasta and gummies before. Also many varieties of lollies and a cookie cutter. O, and wooden ones with hula skirts on being pawned by shady Chinese people in Hawaii.

    They`re everywhere.

    Also, WTF @ the top banner of that page.

  36. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
    382 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:51 am
    I just love how so many of these sites are helpful in telling people how to think. You know, in case you unable to form your own opinion. These sites provides a service, they not only tell what the product is, but whether it`s cool, funny, stupid or otherwise.
    Saves one the bother of making ones own mind up.
  37. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:54 am
    "Would you buy one of these products?"

    um. yes. do you know how many penis yule-log cakes i would make with that baking mold??

  38. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 7:58 am
    Most if not all of that stuff is real. Strange, but real.
  39. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 8:16 am
    The penis whistle said `Baguio City` in it.... I guess I`ll get one when I go back to the Philippines. >_>
  40. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 8:22 am
    they seemed pretty real to me
    the cake was the best tho. it made me lol
  41. Profile photo of Beckii
    Beckii Female 13-17
    60 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 9:04 am
    Penis pasta is real.
    Gummy penis is real. (I`ve had some)
    And theres also Penis mints. :P
  42. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 10:35 am
    "No one under 18 please."

    Since when has NSFW become a ward against anyone under 18? Plenty of pre-18-year-olds have jobs. Besides that, does anyone really believe no one under the age of 18 has seen a penis, let alone any penis-shaped objects? As Carlin would say, it`s all bullsh*t and it`s bad for ya.

  43. Profile photo of yellowsquare
    yellowsquare Female 18-29
    1545 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 10:44 am
    ^^^And I wonder how many under-18s are going to say "Oh. It`s 18+. That means it`s dirty. I`m not allowed to look." And skip over the link.

    I`m willing to bet that figure is close to zero.

    By making it 18+, it just encourages the kiddies.

  44. Profile photo of filip
    filip Male 13-17
    28 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 11:30 am
    Wednesday, August 20, 2008 4:07:22 AM
    Oh OH I`m under 18 and i looked at it! Sue!
    Also the penis pasta is real.

    ya the pasta is real, u can get them in italy lol

  45. Profile photo of Cybelwin
    Cybelwin Female 13-17
    143 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 11:31 am
    Ahaha..Those things are funny lookin`. Everything looks like a penis now-a-days. XD
  46. Profile photo of 420Chellie
    420Chellie Female 18-29
    127 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 12:11 pm
    thank you yellowsquare seeing that its for 18+ makes me wanna see it more! but I`m 17 so why cant I count for anything? I figure its just a year behind whats the big deal? its just more than one penis
  47. Profile photo of limecapp
    limecapp Female 18-29
    126 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm
    i want the water bottle
  48. Profile photo of CaaBaaRaa
    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:04 pm
    Haha.. You can get `Rock rooster` in Blackpool. No kidding, that`s its name. And yeah, under 18, looked at it :O
  49. Profile photo of doesntloveu
    doesntloveu Female 18-29
    139 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm
    some of those are the funniest things ever
    and oooo not 18, uh ohhh lol
    17 isnt too bad tho
  50. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:17 pm
    wow.... people have far too much time on their hands...
  51. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
    damb being under 18, also they didnt mean the products wernt real
    just that they wernt real penises
    and also they are liable for letting under 18s look at it if they tell you not to
    wether u do or not isnt really up to them hahaa

    im 17, i was immature enough to go take alook...
    tell me not to do something and i damb well will

  52. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1370 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    The ancient people of Pompeii worshipped the penis, and men will spend all of their life trying to find a woman that does.
  53. Profile photo of Overmann
    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:31 pm
    "...and men will spend all of their life trying to find a woman that does."

    Speak for yourself.

  54. Profile photo of miss_cky
    miss_cky Female 18-29
    85 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:40 pm
    I`ve eaten penis pasta xD
  55. Profile photo of xsmalltalkx
    xsmalltalkx Female 13-17
    198 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 2:59 pm
    No under 18?
    I came straight here =]
  56. Profile photo of NumbuhZero
    NumbuhZero Female 18-29
    878 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 3:12 pm
    That water bottle was the greatest.
  57. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    i bought the penis pasta for my boyfriends brother.
    his reaction was hilarious. :]
  58. Profile photo of LOLcakes
    LOLcakes Female 18-29
    174 posts
    August 20, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    bwahaha! i is under 18! >:]
    whatever tho. seen worse.
    ahha most of those fine products are available at Spencer`s x\
  59. Profile photo of Astrid87
    Astrid87 Female 18-29
    248 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 1:46 am
    haha, i have that lighter!
  60. Profile photo of krizznitz
    krizznitz Male 13-17
    150 posts
    August 21, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    Peahulkster, why dont you shut the drat up. It doesnt make you any cooler. Anyway that was dratin funny!
  61. Profile photo of kicker77
    kicker77 Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 25, 2008 at 1:13 am
    on the site there is another wicked stuff: the nsfw `penis game`
  62. Profile photo of aimichan
    aimichan Female 18-29
    28 posts
    August 30, 2008 at 2:55 pm
    is it wrong to like the cake mould? haha >.<

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