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They did not even break a record. "Type" of Yo-Yo???
Idiot: I did break the world record. I swear. I ran the quarter mile in 7 minutes...Judge: ???Idiot: I ran it with 3 Wal-Mart bags on my feet faster than anyone before!!!!Judge: *transforms into idiot* CALL MSNBC!!!!
Seriously, how are you supposed to pick up chicks with THAT line? "You`re an engineer? Huhuh, that`s cool. Well, I`m a professional yo-yo pundit, baby."