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Date: 07/12/08 11:04 PM

84 Responses to Worst Semi Truck Parking Job Ever

  1. Profile photo of Nic_Gaybot
    Nic_Gaybot Female 18-29
    230 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 2:41 pm
    Link: Worst Semi Truck Parking Job Ever - He must have been at the top of his class at truckers school.
  2. Profile photo of BathingApe
    BathingApe Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    lol not what I was expecting with the description given.
  3. Profile photo of NoWater
    NoWater Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    drinky drinky, smokey smokey, sleepy sleepy
  4. Profile photo of Red5TheFinn
    Red5TheFinn Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    Lawl.
  5. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Woah... I`d be pissed if one of those cars were mine. Seriously... what the hell was he thinking?
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
    3302 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:18 pm
    Now THATS how a real man parks! "Git all dem pussy cars offa mah parking space!!!"
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    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:20 pm
    SPY SAPPIN MAH SEMI
  8. Profile photo of DorisDahmer
    DorisDahmer Male 13-17
    86 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    A hard day at the office will do that to you.
  9. Profile photo of NoWater
    NoWater Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    ps i do not condone drinking smoking or sleeping
  10. Profile photo of BasuraBlanca
    BasuraBlanca Male 18-29
    910 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    At least he got his spot, right?

    -_-

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    velocity987 Male 13-17
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    July 12, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    umm.... why go that fast with a semi in a parking lot? you ant stop on a dime with it it has alot of momentum
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    tjanator Male 13-17
    145 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:27 pm
    lolololol I believe that they were just owned.
  13. Profile photo of Anyalazagna
    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    LOL :-D
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    Boredered Male 18-29
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    July 12, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    Total carnage
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    TYROCKS Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    lol out of the whole empty parking lot he HAD to run into the cars. one word. PWND!
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    TheBuzzer Male 18-29
    472 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:36 pm
    isnt those stop signs in the bottom from target?

    maybe the truck lost his breaks and was trying to find a way to stop without damanaging a building.

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    digmaster Male 13-17
    26 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    ^I agree. His breaks probably failed.
  18. Profile photo of DeeCache
    DeeCache Male 18-29
    789 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    Yeah, guarenteed, or he was sleeping. but over in the mountains where all the trucks always go past every so often there are `runaway truck lanes` that are just big hills that the semis drive up till tehy slow down because their brakes broke and didn`t brake haha
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    July 12, 2008 at 11:58 pm
    Don`t think he would be asleep - look how he runs over the island when he first enters the scene. That would wake him up. Bad brakes? Then why not circle? He has plenty of room. No, there`s only one explanation: HE`S DEAD.
  20. Profile photo of ryan99
    ryan99 Male 13-17
    2346 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:12 am
    Oh crap! That really sucks...

    duffytoler, your theory is wrong, he breaks AFTER he hits all the cars. A lotta good that`ll do.

  21. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1505 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:30 am
    Truck VS Car = Well of course Truck wins.
  22. Profile photo of chicobartend
    chicobartend Male 18-29
    252 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:34 am
    You ever see the movie "Duel"?
  23. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:36 am
    It`s not a man, it`s a squirrel! Those pesky squirrels always stealing parking spots.
  24. Profile photo of handsomefag
    handsomefag Male 18-29
    296 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:38 am
    that guy prolly got sued to hell.
  25. Profile photo of gackless
    gackless Male 40-49
    19 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:41 am
    Well, I can tell you that it wasn`t brake failure.Tractor trailer brakes use air pressure(about 105-125psi)to hold the brakes open when the truck is in motion or in use. To set the "parking brakes" all the air is released from the brake chambers and powerful springs apply the brakes essentially locking them up. Brake failure on a tractor trailer usually means the loss of air pressure rendering the truck unmovable.
    I just wanted you guys to know.
  26. Profile photo of i-am-emo
    i-am-emo Female 70 & Over
    1265 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:43 am
    He must have dropped his contact.
  27. Profile photo of nocoassman
    nocoassman Male 18-29
    57 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Either this was staged(just look at empty-ass parking lot), a disgruntled spouse, or another typical woman driver.
  28. Profile photo of Drawstring
    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:49 am
    It was most likely brake failure and he hit the cars to stop, and you cant circle a semi truck there cheif, he would have flipped it, think for a second before you type
  29. Profile photo of IceCreamYay
    IceCreamYay Female 13-17
    81 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 1:16 am
    I saw him heading for the cars and I immediatly cringed. x-x
  30. Profile photo of Dragoliz
    Dragoliz Female 13-17
    93 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 2:17 am
    nocoassman: "Either this was staged(just look at empty-ass parking lot), a disgruntled spouse, or another typical woman driver."

    Not like a typical male driver like yourself, I`m sure.

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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 2:27 am
    costly costly...
  32. Profile photo of ToxicPunk
    ToxicPunk Male 13-17
    320 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 2:46 am
    ....Perfect
  33. Profile photo of unsub
    unsub Female 18-29
    925 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 3:36 am
    "Brake failure on a tractor trailer usually means the loss of air pressure rendering the truck unmovable"

    Then why are there runaway truck lanes on steep hills?

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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 4:04 am
    $_$....there`s one heck of a lawsuit.
  35. Profile photo of cruxshadows
    cruxshadows Female 18-29
    2144 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 4:20 am
    He`s Probably Just Mad At The World.
  36. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 4:28 am
    Fellow internetters: it`s "brakes", not "breaks". Please cheque you`re grammer. Their is know excuse four this inability to right basic words hear, weather or knot he was tyred, or trying to steel a parking plaice.
  37. Profile photo of Eldricht
    Eldricht Male 18-29
    295 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 5:06 am
    That one car is just chillin` there. All like "sup nigga, yea, das right, I didn`t get touched, oh yea"
  38. Profile photo of Neagle
    Neagle Male 30-39
    1407 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 5:10 am
    I would say that was an intentional act.
  39. Profile photo of Akurei-Inu
    Akurei-Inu Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 5:38 am
    Whatever`s wrong i`m just going to label him as an idiot.
  40. Profile photo of mahoraba
    mahoraba Female 13-17
    15 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 6:23 am
    davymid= lmao

    I am pretty sure this was staged. Perfect view from the camera, empty parking lot.

  41. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
    1470 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 6:58 am
    wow, thats amazing
    wheres his medal?
  42. Profile photo of wakeofshadow
    wakeofshadow Female 13-17
    175 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:04 am
    was this it? http://www.truveo.com/Driver-Hits-Three-... couldn`t find anything else...
  43. Profile photo of antena
    antena Male 18-29
    73 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:09 am
    If I ever see that guy in real life, I`m going to give him a medal.

    It won`t be for any achievements, it`ll be more like a way for me to bribe him into not randomly hitting my car.

  44. Profile photo of Gr33nT3a
    Gr33nT3a Female 18-29
    8 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:23 am
    Poor truck driver =[
  45. Profile photo of Sobii
    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:30 am
    when i saw that huge truck rolling in from the corner, i already knew what was gonna happen
  46. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:34 am
    strike!
  47. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:41 am
    Ummmmm drunk driving anyone.....
  48. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:43 am
    Oh and there was a case on tv in Britain last year I think where a bastard lorry driver was playing with his phone and thought he had hit the car in front so he hit his brakes when in reality he had completely run over a car with a 22 year old girl in it and killed her outright and THEN hit the car in front of her. >:(
    If he didn`t notice running over a car I doubt he would have noticed running over a kerb.

  49. Profile photo of Lizzlee
    Lizzlee Female 40-49
    2 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:13 am
    Here`s an accurate news link to the story

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=631_12156...

  50. Profile photo of NYAAN
    NYAAN Female 13-17
    316 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:18 am
    that was a fine parking job. now all he needs to do is take it to a space where no cars are parked. yeah, i`d say this guy is drunk and/or on something.

    this, children, is why we don`t take painkillers and drive.

  51. Profile photo of donk
    donk Male 30-39
    103 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:47 am
    My spidey sense is telling me this guy is going to have a career change real soon
  52. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:51 am
    It almost seems like his steering locked up and he paniced, well thats the only rationable reason I can think of... or he`s high.
  53. Profile photo of DallasGirl
    DallasGirl Female 30-39
    57 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 9:37 am
    He fell asleep at the wheel...no question.
  54. Profile photo of Apples_Rock
    Apples_Rock Male 13-17
    224 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 9:38 am
    haha that was sweet.
  55. Profile photo of bonsushi
    bonsushi Male 18-29
    204 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 10:12 am
    That white car is a happy camper.
  56. Profile photo of chopper13
    chopper13 Male 13-17
    252 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 10:15 am
    haha stupid guy
  57. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 10:47 am
    Being a truck driver, myself, if this guy wasn`t high, drunk, asleep, etc., then here`s what happened: his brakes overheated and became "glazed", which prevents the truck from stopping, even if there`s enough air in the lines. It`s more common than people think.
  58. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 10:58 am
    Peeps, apparently he wasn`t at the wheel... the owner left it in neutral position when he was buying some food at gas station.
  59. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:16 pm
    gackless, did you make an account JUST to go all Bill Nye on us?
    hahaha.
    Bill Nye the Science Guy!

    anyways i think he probably fell asleep.
    Nice awakening.

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    CaptainPat Male 18-29
    1586 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    Eldricht
    Male, 18-29, Eastern US
    13 Posts Sunday, July 13, 2008 5:06:59 AM
    That one car is just chillin` there. All like "sup nigga, yea, das right, I didn`t get touched, oh yea"

    Haha. fricken loled at that post. and was thinking sort of the same thing when i watched it.

  61. Profile photo of duckinfuh
    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 12:38 pm
    yeah, for some reason i doubted that there was anyone even in the truck. then found the article linked by lizlee and my suspicions were correct.
  62. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2783 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 2:54 pm
    LOLZ! NO ONE WAS BEHIND THE WHEEL!
  63. Profile photo of look215
    look215 Male 18-29
    1084 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    HA HA Bitches! This is my parking spot! :P
  64. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 4:09 pm
    OR no one was driving..
  65. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3435 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm
    Asleep at the wheel. Looked like an Early Morning there. I have to get myself a Semi Tractor.
  66. Profile photo of Drawstring
    Drawstring Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 6:15 pm
    Everyone that posted a reason why they think it happened after lizlee posted her link is dumb, should really read before you post, saves you from looking stupid
  67. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 6:25 pm
    ^Agreed. Tell them idiots they`re all wrong wrong WRONG!!!
  68. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 7:08 pm
    That will teach those bastards to get out of his parking spot next time.
  69. Profile photo of skyblue_15
    skyblue_15 Female 18-29
    194 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    The truck was in neutral. READ UR LINX ON PAGE 2.
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    monnybagsgog Male 13-17
    29 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    im surprised that the cars didnt get totaled !
  71. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
    1065 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 9:28 pm
    Wicked ;-()
  72. Profile photo of RickyGTO
    RickyGTO Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 10:37 pm
    Not a brake failure... he simply left it in neutral
  73. Profile photo of RandyTheFool
    RandyTheFool Male 18-29
    820 posts
    July 13, 2008 at 11:17 pm
    Yep, that`s brake failure if I`ve ever seen it.

    And before people condemn the truck driver for crashing into the vehicles... it`s a parking lot with pedestrians and MORE vehicles. He did the right thing here. Who knows what he was heading into (since the camera doesn`t see that far). A crowd of people? The front of a store? A lot more cars? Directly into moving traffic? What was he supposed to do? He saw his options and took the best one.

    I commend this driver.

  74. Profile photo of eleutherarch
    eleutherarch Female 13-17
    1003 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 5:19 am
    lolwhut
  75. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 8:45 am
    Wow it`s like theres no other parking spaces left >_>
  76. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 10:43 am
    I`d feel pretty lucky if i owned that white car
  77. Profile photo of CJ-Boy-2010
    CJ-Boy-2010 Male 13-17
    384 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 11:35 am
    NOM NOM, hohngree semi needs parkang spaes!
  78. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 11:48 am
    I don`t think he was trying to park... maybe he was incapacitated somehow?
  79. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 12:41 pm
    I love the slo-mo.
  80. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 1:13 pm
    Could he have been passed out?
    And his brakes could have failed. Sure, he could have circled, but at that speed on a semi, turning quickly could be dangerous.
  81. Profile photo of gackless
    gackless Male 40-49
    19 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm
    To Unsub: I didn`t didn`t mention brake fade due to overheating of the brakes. I didn`t think I needed to but you bring up a good point. The runoff ramps on mountains are there for when drivers attempt to go down steep grades in the wrong gear and have to use their brakes too much. When they do that the brakes get too hot and fade almost completely sometimes even catching on fire.
    I didn`t say loss of air pressure was the only cause of brake failure just the most common.
  82. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    July 14, 2008 at 2:47 pm
    HELLO!!!! It was probably a runaway truck.
  83. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    July 16, 2008 at 11:33 pm
    Takes a bow for this find. :-D
  84. Profile photo of TheVile
    TheVile Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 6:42 pm
    Respost, but still a idiot.

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