Why You Do Not Want to Work for Yahoo

Submitted by: falafelboy 8 years ago Funny

I-A-B has the exact same sign.
There are 51 comments:
Female 1,283
Saturday, July 19, 2008 2:09:25 PM
"ha ha people are such dicks. i worked at an applebees once and some guy pissed all over the bathroom floor cause he was too drunk to find the urinal. that wasn`t fun to clean up."

My friend had to clean up in a Micky D`s bathroom (uhg, I`m gagging as I think about this), but somehow he missed the bowl during excremental time and somehow got it ALL over the lid DX

Hence the nickname "Two gloves, one Grimace!"

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Male 6
Ya no way in the sink, sometimes my toothbrush drops in their so no lol.
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Male 436
That sign appeared in my bathroom.

Weird.

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Male 12
but i laffed... so it might be. lol.
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Female 943
thats not that funny...
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Male 59
ha ha people are such dicks. i worked at an applebees once and some guy pissed all over the bathroom floor cause he was too drunk to find the urinal. that wasn`t fun to clean up.

communism is just a red herring

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Female 26
Gee, their bathrooms suck. Ours are wayyy better.

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Male 169
OMG! ewww XD
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Female 2,289
Yahoo scares me for some reason.
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Female 4,028
Damn Yahoo, not letting their people pee in the sinks. Heathens!
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Male 2,703
first and foremost, this picture made me think of the south park episode about 9/11 where stan took a dump in the urinal and Mr. Mackey kept calling it funny names like "mud monkey" or "chocolate hot dog".

secondly, opie, the wife and I were just having this conversation about how telling swiper not to swipe he wouldn`t be able to...but you HAVE to say it 3 times. she had never seen him get to the items before (he does every so often) and then he just chunks it away from them and runs away...

imagine your child in school and someone is trying to take something from them, the would hold up their hand and say "no swiping" 3 times and then cry when they did take it...way to go dora you made my daughter cry at school.

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Male 807
FYI
Urine is sterile.
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Female 193
i like to make pee pees....
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Male 336
stop peeing in the sink, we put the drain in the floor for a reason
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Male 10,440
I`d work for Yahoo, I`d even work for you IAB, but I`d be unwilling to move to LA.
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Male 9,306
NO WAY! O_O
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Male 1,556
Lawl.


And shopped.

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Male 27
ew, fail
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Female 178
I think jebler has convinced the whole world too.

It actually is more water efficient cause you don`t have to waste a gallon of water. Just a little on off or you don`t even have to rinse it.

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Male 1,142
comparing pooping on the floor to peeing in a sink makes no sense. you pee in to the sink not on the tap. i cant remember having ever touched any part of a sink win washing my hands other then the faucet. beside that sinks are made out of smooth non-porous materials assuming your wash your hands in the same sink not only did you kill 2 birds with 1 stone but you saved water cause any residual urine will have been rinsed off. urine is also sterile win it comes out of your body assuming you dont have any kidney/bladder infections. in a bathroom that is kept clean peeing in a sink poses no real threat beyond little girls thinking its gross.

ive just convinced myself to start peeing in sinks...

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Male 528
Those who pee in the sink obviously aren`t old enough to shave. Eww *shudders*
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Female 192
oh, wow. i had no idea guys were really that gross...

well, i guess i`m glad i`m a girl. i mean come on, can`t you make it to the freaking urinal? it`s like you pee in it and then wash your hands in it....yuck. might as well start pooping on the floor, gents!

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Female 248
lol, at first i thought the arm was something else
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Female 1,407
Heheh, hope that`s not a unisex restroom...^)^!
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Male 1,788
I bet that was a dorm bathroom. Oh college, you have taught me so much....
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Male 2,160
ahhh,true, the trash can is for pissing in, the sink is meant for the other bodily function.
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Female 178
Like, stop being lazy and piss in the short urinal?
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Female 264
they could have worded that sign a bit better
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Female 444
Ha. Glad I`m female...
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Female 1,002
...okay then o_o
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Female 178
I agree with all 5 above me.


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Female 178
I agree with all 5 above me.


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Male 404
damn... we all know that there are no stalls at yahoo because no one there actually possesses an anus, therefore the only other option is to use the sink and hope for the best.
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Male 486
ftw roy ftw what guy doesnt? a sink is like a urinal in your own bathroom lol
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Male 59
I pee in the sink and the shower.
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Male 2,395
So..... where DO we pee exactly >_>
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Female 15,763
Contrary to popular belief among those who watch Dora the Explorer, telling a perpetrator to stop doesn`t actually work.
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Female 837
Lmfao.

I couldn`t figure out what the arm was at first. I was like, "Uhm... NSFW maybe?"

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Male 446
So should I pee in the trash bin instead or what?
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Male 11,740
Well when ya gotta go, ya gotta go. I was at the Anheuser Busch brewery taking the tour today and had to go so bad I almost peed in the storage tanks. You wouldn`t have been able to tell the difference anyway.
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Male 1,584
the thing on the right is a persons arm
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Male 1,220
i bet you that makes people just pee in the sinks more
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Male 18
wtf is that thing on the right?
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Male 13
I thought that was a horribly photoshopped picture of a paper sign over a picture of a bathroon, until I scrolled down, and realized it was on the mirror.
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Male 1,584
i work at burger king.. so yead id rather work there.
7.15 an hour and the fact i hardly get any hours as it is....

well ive only been there a few days anyway maybe i`ll get better hours soon

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Female 1,697
coranthulle I actually think google is the evil empire, but it`s ok if we have diff opinions.
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Female 1,697
Ohhh wow, how do we know this is real?

well if it is, nasty!, lol, but still I`d love to work there, that`s just in the men`s bathroom

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Male 486
not like i dont do that at hiome ne ways lolz
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Male 466
Yahoo is an evil empire built on the bodies of dead puppies. Down with yahoo!
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Male 486
lolz i wouldnt mind working there idc
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Male 1
Link: Why You Do Not Want to Work for Yahoo [Rate Link] - I-A-B has the exact same sign.
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