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Date: 07/01/08 01:02 AM

41 Responses to White House Briefing on Vampires

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    June 30, 2008 at 6:44 pm
    Link: White House Briefing on Vampires - A White House spokesperson says they acknowledge the vampires and are in talks with them.
  2. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 1:06 am
    I like blood, jk... fake?
  3. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 1:07 am
    I found this hilarious... 1734 my a$$
  4. Profile photo of Ladyasha09
    Ladyasha09 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 1:08 am
    that was so stupid..............
  5. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 1:12 am
    NOOOO
    Mah secret!
  6. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 1:16 am
    laaaaaaaaaaammmmeee
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    WWEdeadman Male 13-17
    43 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 1:56 am
    C`mon. We aren`t in "MoonLight", are we? (Although I love that series) 1734... yeah, sure

    But as a matter of fact there ARE people who drink blood, and call themselves Vampires. But they don`t live forever, they are just sick human beeings...

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:00 am
    I got kinda bored, but it held my attention for a little bit.
  9. Profile photo of yen223
    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:20 am
    After Bush was in power, we had exactly ZERO vampire attacks.

    Don`t let vampires and other blood-sucking mythical creatures win, vote McCain `08!

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    joshp Male 13-17
    17 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:21 am
    soooooooooo..
    this is fake right?..
  11. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:28 am
    Yes, fake.
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    436 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:33 am
    You are an idiot if you think, even for a second, that this is real. Since when have you ever seen that guy in the president`s staff and does that look like the US emblem behind him?

    no.

    god I wish this was real, though.

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    lupoligirl Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:35 am
    Sounds like something Bush would believe :P
  14. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 2:57 am
    I thought this was gonna be like `Bush Declares War on Zombies`.

    While just as fake, it`s a little bit more convincing than a zombie war.

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    RandomEgg Male 13-17
    307 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:00 am
    Ewwww who wants to vote McCain 08` Goddam, Vote independent, democrat or green party for all i care just stray the f*ck away from a police state dictatorship!!! plzkthnx. Also Vampire rule! V^.^
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    Littlelo Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:02 am
    This is part of the huge viral marketing campaign for True Blood,a new show coming to HBO in the fall. Its based on a series of books called the Southern Vampire Mysteries and will be directed by Alan Ball.
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    keatonatron Male 18-29
    679 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:08 am
    I don`t get it. Is it supposed to be funny? Creep? Intriguing? Because it`s none of the above.

    It made me not want to watch the show.

  18. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:13 am
    Was this The Onion?
  19. Profile photo of ianbeany1989
    ianbeany1989 Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:43 am
    "Was this The Onion?"
    No, that`s why it didn`t say the Onion in the corner

    That was crap, it wasn`t funny (if it was meant to be)

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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 4:11 am
    It`d be good if it was for a new movie.
  21. Profile photo of Painter13
    Painter13 Male 40-49
    1366 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:05 am
    It was hard enough to get through 3 minutes of this, I couldn`t imagine trying to bear this plodding for an hour.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5436 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:41 am
    http://www.sanguinarius.org/
  23. Profile photo of cdpickels09
    cdpickels09 Male 13-17
    298 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 5:57 am
    ^^^ I knew they were real. On the internets anyway.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:02 am
    lol amusing
  25. Profile photo of Valark
    Valark Male 13-17
    77 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:09 am
    "Office of the President?" Interesting White House logo there.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 7:12 am
    f!@# Vampires...
    we want zombies!
    we want zombies!
    we want zombies!
    we want zombies!
    :P
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    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:00 am
    that was fudgecing stupid
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:00 am
    That was just stupid. If it was supposed to be funny, it was an epic fail.
  29. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:25 am
    I think this might be for the Sookie Stackhouse series
  30. Profile photo of BoNe_Juggalo
    BoNe_Juggalo Male 13-17
    352 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 8:42 am
    HAHAHA "TruBlood."
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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
    5973 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:18 am
    Its so unfunny and bad, i actually thought this was real
  32. Profile photo of GVP
    GVP Female 18-29
    507 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:47 am
    This is from that new show, True Blood. I know because that`s what they called the synthetic blood from Japan. I don`t think she show is out on TV yet, though.
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    shucker Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 9:58 am
    One of my best friends is a `vampire`, she told me all about it. They meet up and a willing `donor` cuts themselves for others to drink from them. When my friend sees a cut on someone we know she begs to drink it...like shes addicted to it.
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    ManleyMan Male 18-29
    41 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 11:24 am
    This is probably one of the most useless internet hoaxes Ive seen. HBO needs to waste their money on something else.
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    dljudo92 Male 18-29
    485 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    onion?
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    schmidtjrK7 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm
    you know it sucks when trash like this gets posted and when i put a link in for Foamy it doesn`t. sad, sad world.
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    TheBeast Male 13-17
    79 posts
    July 1, 2008 at 3:37 pm
    Is this a parody?
  38. Profile photo of stonewar
    stonewar Female 30-39
    169 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 6:48 am
    In fact I`m sure of it "TruBlood" is the brand name of the synthetic blood from the Charlaine Harris Books. HBO is making a series based on them starring Anna Paquin. I hear it suck. which is disappointing as I adore the books
  39. Profile photo of Valark
    Valark Male 13-17
    77 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 9:44 am
    Horray! Another advertising campaign disguised as a viral video! Clickhere for the home advertising source.
  40. Profile photo of Novem006
    Novem006 Female 18-29
    700 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 9:52 am
    viral marketing campaign... duh
  41. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 2, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    "In fact I`m sure of it "TruBlood" is the brand name of the synthetic blood from the Charlaine Harris Books. HBO is making a series based on them starring Anna Paquin. I hear it suck. which is disappointing as I adore the books"

    I`ve read all the books that are currently out, I`m waiting for the next one. The series is very, very good. I really hope the movie series doesn`t portray it all differently.

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