Video Game Fan Boy Creeps Out the Internet

Submitted by: eugenius 9 years ago in Tech
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Please let this be a satire. I don"t want to go around thinking there are guys that are really like this.
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Male 174
Video Game Fan Boy Creeps Out the Internet. Please let this be a satire. I don`t want to go around thinking there are guys that are really like this.

>I dunno, he seems pretty sincere

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Male 7
dude....what a douchebag and i dont mind sony but i have a 360 but if the ps3 wasent so expensive i might have one but im happy with my ps2 but w/e this kid makes me wanna shoot him
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Female 23
lol @ patthebaker: "got milk?"
also, i didn`t have my speakers on for the first bittie..but he stil feckin` creeped me oot.
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Female 74
lol. oh my god!! that was hilarious. what a loser.
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Female 614
and its seppuku not sedeku im thinking. so much for expert on japanese stuff??
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Female 614
patthebaker, i love that movie

about the kid in this, he lowers and raises his voice in an exaggerated manner because he hasnt formed social skills necessary for public speaking.

plus, he looks like hed be a total ass to anyone but his mom.

or even his mom. probably his mom too.

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Male 486
hes done these things before quite hilarius tbh and although we mock him for thinking his vids will never make an impact we added him on here like 3 ties no? i think he needs to fill the prescription for a pair of testicles but ive seen him quite a few times already.............i-a-b youve failed me
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Male 1,725
its real, i remember his ssbb rant
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Male 213
im buying FF13, i love FF
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Male 162
Oh dear goodness.

He`s like the Chris Crocker of gaming.

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Male 20
I honestly was expecting this guy to start yelling "LEAVE BRITNEY ALOOONE!" then break down and cry.
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Male 1,265
It`s a joke by some guy at something awful, where funny goes to die.
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Female 460
And I think I`ll just go out and buy FF13 just to screw this guy`s plan up. :))
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Female 460
`You have publically committed Sudoku`?

B*tch, you ain`t no expert. -Shoots in the head-

And what kind of loser toasts with milk?

I mean..

REALLY?!

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Male 563
"youuuu will subMIT to the gamer`s will..."
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Male 23
hahahaha, this guy is an idiot (he must be from the US).
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Female 354
yah this guys a douche
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Male 22
OMGWTFBBQ!!!

That guy just called Gears of War 2 a "Faggot Game"... damn... if that`s a faggot game.. what the heck is he??.. an ULTRAPLUSALPHAOMEGAFAGGOT?...

i mean, he really speaks like that and moves like that!!!

besides that... toast with milk??.. wtf lol

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Male 432
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Male 68
I lol`d at the final fantasy nerd that played 7 and some of 10
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Male 9,305
I`m sorry, I don`t listen to fanboys.
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Male 1,083
rofl, its funny cause its so bad!

" You have publicly commited Sudoku!" priceless.

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Male 126
creepy?
no,just annoying...
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Male 6
Wasn`t he on Beauty and the Geek? If he wasn`t, he should be.
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Female 80
Malcolm McDowell played Alex. and uhm...isnt the wii a Japanese console?? I know its fake but yea
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Male 57
That`s not milk in his glass. It`s semen........animal semen.
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Male 10,440
this vid was almost as funny as this picture:


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Male 3,619
People like that are real!

guy on myt last school, he`s and 9nth grader now, called me a lowlife, looser and told me to get a life. becous i hadn`t played Lord of the rings: second age on ps2

wtf. he talks like this, he could have almost a sense of clothings taste but insists on looking dorky, he think his opinion means more than others and sucks attention from anything but girls.


he wouldn`t have toasted with a glass of milk.
he would have used diet milk without lactose.

he`s not lactose intolerant, he just think it has a better taste.

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Male 2,796
You know whats really sick about this? It is FAIL if it is genuine and it is FAIL if it is a joke. (because it wasn`t funny... it was too believable) So basically, it doesn`t matter if it is real or fake... it just fails.
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Male 541
wow
he needs a life
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Male 1,072
too long yawn
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Male 277
Jimboon does "the red ring of death" mean anything to you? Fag...
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Male 1,468
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 10:26:48 AM
I think my virginity grew back from watching this...
Anyone else have the same experience?
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I`ll help you fix that, you know. ;) uh jk. But yeah, i r naow a vergin!11!11one11!!!!
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Male 448
^^^
Bahahaha I lol`d
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Male 1,468
.. By "expert" of the Japanese culture, does he mean he sits around, faps to hentai, and eats ramen, leading him to the conclusion that all Japanese people do the same?
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Male 448
Its jut because he doesn`t have an Xbox :P
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Female 104
Real or not, I`m going to have nightmares. Nightmares of nerds and milk.... lots of milk.... -twitch-
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Male 128
wow... someone is never going to get laid
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Male 46
ahh dude get off the web no one likes your spazieness
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Female 1,002
I`ve tried submitting this guy complaining about Super Smash Bros Brawl >:
Oh well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxY8yQRJW... Here he is on youtube in case you`re interested
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Female 3
I think my virginity grew back from watching this...

Anyone else have the same experience?

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Male 108
Oh dear mother of moo juice was that milk? There aren`t words to describe this.
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Male 425
huh
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Male 55
Wow, i didnt think people cared when a game went on two systems, i thought it was good. The company makes more money, wo why not?
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Male 1,455
Anyone who thinks it is real is someone who needed help learning to breathe.
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Male 17
lol he seemed pretty sincere
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Male 60
Not real guys. He cracks a smile a couple times, I think he`s poking fun at the rush of forums started at video game websites because of FF13`s switch to the xbox. And what was the name of the actor who played Alex in A Clockwork Orange?
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Male 518
So I heard he doesn`t liek Mudkipz
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Male 762
Fake or not , that guy should be sent so hell for that dress sense
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Male 1,231
somehow i don`t think he`s ever kissed a girl.
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Male 111
So this guy (or whoever wrote the letter he`s reading) is pissed because PS3 owners aren`t getting FFXIII all to themselves? That owners of other systems are allowed to play it as well? Holy drat! How infantile can you get?
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Male 28
wtf
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Male 1,039
This was a release making fun of Sony fans when Microsoft surprised everyone with the news that Final Fantasy XIII was coming to the Xbox 360 and NOT JUST the PS3.

@ Crapsniper, it`s NOT coming to the wii. Not sure where you got that at.

This game was original supposed to be Sony only.

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Male 287
wow...
5 bux this guy has: Never been laid and also never actually been to Japan...
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Female 90
Leave Britney, I mean Final Fantasy alone!!
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Male 6
I even registered on IAB just to comment this...

WTF!? O.O

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Male 209
And newbie4sale, he`s complaining that Square has announced that Final Fantasy 13 will also be released on the Nintendo Wii & the Xbox 360, when it should only be a PS3 exclusive, like Metal Gear Solid 4.
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Male 209
Lmfao, nobody still understands that this is fake except for that other guy. Wow.

EPIC FAIL TO EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD (except for that other guy)!

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Male 762
Well thats what the bread bin of a console does to people , and JC if your reading this you only have a couple of months before you look like this !
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Male 3
Wow.....why have I seen this moron in more than one video?
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Male 1,164
okay he seriously needs 2 get laid and he fails at everything including being a so called expert at japanese culture
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Male 2,028
Leave Final Fantasy alone!!!
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Male 8
I so wanna play some sudeko right now
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Female 102
I don`t get it....what was he complaining about? Final fantasy selling out to america or something?
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Male 967
JACKASS! `nuff said.
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Male 4,004
Haha.

This guy is a fool.

If he was THAT into the Final Fantasy series. He would not have went past FF6 (U.S. : FF3) Since it pretty such "belonged" to Nintendo before going to Sony for FF7.

Also, same goes for Metal Gear. First came up on the NES. The only titles that truly belongs to Playstation are Gran Turismo and Twisted Metal...

I wish Gran Turismo sold out to XBox...I hate Forza with a passion.

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Female 248
he`s scary!
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Male 45
Oh well. Thats Gaystation fanboys for you.
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Male 4,680
I can see where he`s coming from, since the 360 has stolen enough PS3 exclusives as it is. The 360 has loads of exclusive games, why can`t the PS3 have a few? Still, he takes it a bit too far IMO.
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Male 516
FREAKKKKKKKKK
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Female 538
I watched some.... twenty seconds of it? Yeah... I am a Final Fantasy NERD... But only over Seven (my favourite) and Ten (which I never finished because my Play Station Broke). I don`t remember much at all about ten... But seven is the best game ever...

See? I could go on forever about it... but I am not even nearly as nuts as he is...-shakes head- I have a bad feeling about our future...

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Male 493
Oh please god make him go away!
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Male 33
CRINGE
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Male 410
Wow this guy is such a fag
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Female 1,264
Hes not with us, where is he from that he despises America so much.
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Male 12
I would like to vote him for the idiot of the century? millennium? oh wait no.... i know now...

Idiot of Eternity

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Male 107
Not sure whether he is serious or not, but there is someone on youtube mocking it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsYPmyDXV...

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Female 1,407
no,no...he`s starved for female affection; poor guy can`t get it through a female video game character. ~_~
Now I`m craving cold glass of milk, pardon me.
*heads for the fridge*
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Male 3,301
This reminds me too much of me...
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Male 109
this guy makes all kinds of reviews like this, and not just from one fanboy standpoint. so yes, it`s fake, and he has many, many more videos like this.
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Female 450
HEY HEY I WOULD TOAST WITH A GLASS OF MILK!!!
just without the creepiness he just pulled off...
I love milk.
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Male 26
this guy obviously doesn`t know what the hell he`s talking about, and maybe work out a speech before posting a video?

it`s not fake, but not very good either

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Male 16
FAKE
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Female 475
lol! oh my!
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Female 493
Mm, he will be mine
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Male 1,825
haha, pat, the only diffrence is that i doubt this kid is drinking milk laced with lsd
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Male 772
1) Hated him in the SSBB rant, hate him now.

2) Love how he completely disregards the shift from SNES to Playstation, makes it even more fake.

3) The only reason the FFXIII announcement intrigues me was that now I don`t have to buy a PS3 to play it. Japan doesn`t have that ability, though more people have a PS3 than a 360 over there. So really this IS Square catering to the fans.

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Male 563
my herrrrrrrrroooo!
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Female 69
I work at a gamestore, and people are so much more excited about ffxiii for 360 than they were for ps3.

this is probably the best idea square has had in a long time.

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Male 2,593
Ummm... no. No, this shouldn`t exist
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Male 807
I like him.
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Male 34
I know at least two people who have the exact same mannerisms as this guy. Faking it or not, these people exist.
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Male 108
he has skinny little fingers haha
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Female 513
That was hilarious. I bet he was spitting a lot the way he was talking.
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Male 209
Lmfao, nobody know who this guy is!?

This is 100% fake. He`s a popular dude on a gaming forum (forgot which one) and he co-owns it. So he get`s all these asinine e-mails, and puts his own dramatic reading to them. So yeah, this is 100% fake.

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Male 1,766

CHEERS!!!
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Male 2,440
Getting laid does WONDERS for a person. And this guy REALLY needs a girlfriend beyond pixels on a computer screen.
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Female 471
LMAO nice milk w00t
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Male 432
so has anyone found his youtube account yet?
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Male 509
=\

1334 signatures so far. This guy sucks, I think I`ll by FF13 for my 360 :D

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Male 2,422
Is it just me or are Japanese games increadibly stupid? Oh and this guy needs to hit puberty sometime soon.
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Female 179
He`s totally serious. People... are freaks. Some, in our own unique and delightful way. Others, in a way extremely ... (insert word here) to others.


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Male 388
i don`t think he`s kidding...
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Male 182
"Crazy Final Fantasy Fanboy Lets out his frustration"

Wow, just....wow.....

And I thought I was geeky...I guess I am borderline normal....that`s scary that fanboys can go *this* far in sounding like a lunatic.

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Male 432
does anyone know his youtube account thing?

i want to hate mail him

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Male 101
Anyone know his current youtube account?

This guy is an epic phail.

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Female 700
"And now you have committed public sudeko(?) in my mind!"

WHAT THE HELL!!! first off... it`s called Seppuku you freak. You obviousely dont know anything about japanese culture you nasaly drattard. get a life..

i would probably play final fantays if the main character was a transvestite named calico who wore a leather leatard and used a giant dildo for a weapon.... so that is one sale the squeenix is getting.

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Male 432
i think he needs to have his lunch money taken

a lot.

you know, to build some character.


listen to that tongue snap sound he makes around the time he drinks the milk.

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Female 57
is this because FF13 is on the wii or somehting?
I didn`t really get why he was ranting cuz all I was thinking was "There are some really wacked people out there" and who toasts with a glass of milk(?)
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Male 79
the last time this guy saw a vagina he was being born
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Female 744
wow...that was...er...yeah.
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Male 292
i`m pretty positive this guy has several reviews, and that some have been on here before.
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Female 15,763
Oh... oh my. Those glasses with that face and that voice... D:
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Male 25
wow. this guy is frickin wierd. he toasts milk? he really freaks me out... and i hope he doesnt think that posting a video will stop people from buying a game... he thinks it will destroy a company? wow
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Male 153
I hope it`s real. Just goes to show how foolish playstation fans can be.
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Male 205
No it`s not real... Would anyone toast with a glass of milk? :D
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Male 45
oh my
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Male 1,620
Link: Video Game Fan Boy Creeps Out the Internet [Rate Link] - Please let this be a satire. I don`t want to go around thinking there are guys that are really like this.
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