Unexpected Water Raft Takeoff is Unexpected

Submitted by: davymid 8 years ago Sports
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Every now and then, something magical happens. And then, 5 secs later, you faceplant.
There are 45 comments:
Male 954
Ahh a month to late.........
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Male 954
I did that once with a less aerodynamic tube big woop.
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Female 13
VERY EXPECTED AND EXPECTED FOR THE SECOND TIME.
THESE WERE DESIGNED TO GET HUGE AMOUNTS OF AIR. AFTER MANY PEOPLE WERE HURT, THEY WERE RECALLED AND ARE NO LONGER SOLD.

THAT ONE WAS CALLED THE MANTA

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Male 49
Darn, he held on too tightly.

I wanted to see him let go and go flying when the raft came down.

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Male 254
This raft is similar to the Wego Kite Tube, which was designed to fly, and they recalled it because several people died from landing on their necks like the guy in the video. And one can`t just let go because once one loses control of the tube one is at the mercy of the tube gods. And landing on the water would be much more fun than landing on the raft.
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Male 1,089
extreme faceplant
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Female 444
Heh, I have to see if any of those are on ebay. I`d let my ex boyfriend try it.
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Female 917
I wanna try, I wanna try!
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Male 1,837
Camelnoise
Male, 18-29, Southern US
177 Posts Monday, July 21, 2008 3:33:18 PM
Redundant video title is a redundant video title

no. u fail. its more like

Redundant video title is redundant.

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Male 544
"... All I remember was, I was superman for a second, and then I woke up in the boat."
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Male 772
I do believe I saw this when I was in middle school, when I actually laughed at stuff like this.
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Male 211
It`s not so much that people are stupid for riding things like that. You just have to know when to let go. He would have had a nice little free-fall but wouldn`t have bounced on his head.
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Male 18
Looks fun, especially the faceplant.

Heh, secs.

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Male 11,740
Not bad but he`s lucky if he didn`t break his neck. I didn`t see him come up out of the water so they might`ve gone back and figured out he was on his way to the bottom.
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Female 160
That was pretty sweet. He needs to work on his landing technique tho.
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Male 658
Maybe they were supposed to help control the stupid population.

Heh, spay or neuter your douche bag.

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Male 207
I believe these rafts were made to fly and were quickly recalled shortly after being available for the public.
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Male 3,255
"Redundant video title is a redundant video title"

It`s a meme, I`ll show you later.

Anyway, lol rad! Easy way to snap a neck though. If I ever got to ride one of them things I`d make sure there was a place for me to hold on with my feet also.

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Male 5,094
^^ Only on the internet is three years old.
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Male 730
Internet newbie is new. it`s an old internet joke camelnoise. Also, the raft was designed to do that, so it really wasn`t unexpected.
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Male 7,933
"Redundant video title is a redundant video title"
Straight out of the Department of Redundancy Department
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Female 15,763
"Hey, that title`s redun- Ohhh.... I see what you did there"

^ Me like 30 seconds ago.

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Male 4,393
cool
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Male 2,395
That looks soo fun. :D
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Male 260
Redundant video title is a redundant video title
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Male 1,788
Somehow, I knew this was going to happen.
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Male 577
its one of those parachute rafts... at least thats what i think they are called.
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Male 307
"Unexpected Water Raft Takeoff is Unexpected" That`s inconceivable! The Unexpected Water Raft Takeoff was entirely choreographed! I know these things...really i do!
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Female 531
mothertrucker, he`s lucky he didn`t break his neck!!
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Female 140
haha! that would be fun!
until you hit the water of course..
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Male 3,301
^^^ Chiggity check yo caps lock, aftershock.
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Male 2,781
^LOOKS LIKE A MANTA RAY. IT`S THAT INFLATABLE AERODYNAMIC RAFT.
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Male 5,094
That raft actually looks like it`s designed to fly. It`s generally wing-shaped, and I bet the holes in the sides of it act as flaps, pushing the rear down and stabilizing the whole thing.
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Female 4,197
lol I was getting a bit sea sick from the camera movements - but that was worth it
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Male 1,347
i dont know if that actually would`ve hurt but it definitely looked fun
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Female 2,552
My turn!
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Male 904
8/10
if only he coulda stuck the landing...
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Male 20
I came.
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Female 8
Heh...That looked like fun except for the faceplant part. -_-
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Female 475
that was beautiful.
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Male 3,301
That had to be the most entertaining neck injury ever.
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Male 312
They should`ve left him up there and hit the brakes at a higher speed, he would have gone flying!
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Female 170
I expected that.
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Male 28
Haha, they looks awesome.
I think it was expected though
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Male 12,138
Link: Unexpected Water Raft Takeoff is Unexpected [Rate Link] - Every now and then, something magical happens. And then, 5 secs later, you faceplant.
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