Totem Destroyer

Submitted by: Nic_Gaybot 9 years ago in Games
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Get the golden totems as far down to the ground as you can by destroying the blocks supporting the totem.
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Male 12
level 16......
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Male 1
easy finished in 20 mins
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Female 74
i got to level eight and got sick of it. the little idol kind of creeped me out.. i wanted to break it.....
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Female 193
i got to level 16 and gave up. this game is really fun though.
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Male 3
hard game

follow the money

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Male 37
Freddyferret; remember the five second rule also applies to crap. If you drop a piece of candy, and it landed into a 2 minute fresh pile of dog poo, would you really eat the candy if it was left there even for only 2 seconds. If yes *spew*, you must like 2 girls one cup alot. If you haven`t seen it yet, then it will be heaven to you.
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Male 426
That was fun! level 24 was really hard but it was all fun.
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Male 803
^speaking of which, I just got all of them and it was udderly disappointing; I thought there would be a reward or something but nope, nothing.
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Male 803
" "You think it`s short? Try to get all achievements takes you at least 2 hours. (i did it just now)"

I got them all and it was nowhere near two hours."

lol you dumbass the third achievement is, "Spend over 2 hours on Totem Destroyer"

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Female 53
finished it...yay!!!
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Male 11,739
"You think it`s short? Try to get all achievements takes you at least 2 hours. (i did it just now)"

I got them all and it was nowhere near two hours.

"think of an idol as a delicious piece of candy, would you want it after it fell on the ground?"

Sure, just wash it off and you`re good to go. Ever heard of the 5 second rule? ;)

Yeah, I figured that was the thing with the ground.

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Female 192
This was actually pretty fun. ^^
I beat it, but a few levels I had to do a couple times.
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Spiffy17
Male, 13-17, Western US
125 Posts Saturday, July 12, 2008 5:13:27 PM
This game sorta reminds me of [Jenga].
what block you have to take out without toppling the thing.
ahh the old days!
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Yeah. Sure. Like jenga.
Except you`re playing it with your mom`s jelly dildos along with the wooden bars they give you, and throwing a glass lamp on top.
Loser gets blamed!

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Male 2,703
^^ it has nothing to do with it breaking, its about the "sacred" idol touching the ground. think of an idol as a delicious piece of candy, would you want it after it fell on the ground? some people freak out if a bible or cross is on the ground...
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Male 11,739
Good game but I quit after level 42. ;)


Sorry, that was a bad 80s joke. I did beat it (I know there are 25 levels) but I did get stuck on level 24 for a few minutes. Overall not bad, but two things REALLY bugged me. First, every time you lose it says Game Over but then you keep playing. WTF? Second, why could it fall several feet and be ok if it landed on any block, but crack if it hit the ground from the distance of one block? Stupid.

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Male 170
I love this Game!!!
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Female 2,027
i cant beat 24 :`(
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Male 429
^^^ you totally forgot about the animals that come outta nowhere
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Male 86
Haha, @ whoever said Jumangi, I think you mean Jenga. Jumangi is that fictional boardgame that makes old british people hunt after you.
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Female 924
Kinda stuck at level 24. And I didn`t get any achievements yet. Still a fun game though, I think I try again later.
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Male 242
BORRRRRRINGGGGGGGGG....
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Male 121
@SmexyKream: You think it`s short? Try to get all achievements takes you at least 2 hours. (i did it just now)
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Male 5,094
^^ Not an excuse to be a douche.
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Male 72
>>> And Donkey546, do you have a childhood trauma you wanna talk about?

I think his picture is in reference to doodlydoo727 having a hurt pussy

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Male 52
Holy crap, that was an awesome game. A tad bit short though =\
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Female 924
Nice game, a fun little time waster.

And Donkey546, do you have a childhood trauma you wanna talk about?

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Male 106
finished all 26 levels.
easy game, but lots of fun
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Male 563
Just beat it, but I think the hardest level for me was level 11 XD, fun game. Also, wtf Donkey?
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Male 76

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Male 602
Great Time killer, rather pleased
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Male 437
wtf i posted this yesterday FU i-a-b guys
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Male 799
damn 24
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Male 876
I beat it. Yay I give it a 3 though. It took me a while to beat it. Cause the stupid ass kept falling when I didn`t even touch anything.
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Female 1,172
Couldn`t get past 24...
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Male 47
Beat it.
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Male 1,079
Beat it. Wasn`t that hard.
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Male 151
easy enough, basic physics.
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Male 121
Yay i got it, and that at this time of the day after a couple of beers (its 5 am here in holland)
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Female 101
I got to level 24 "The Mud" then got stuck and bored. Level 15 was a trip. I had to do it about 10 times to get it right.
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Male 190
yay finished, 25 levels of time destruction
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Male 614
By the way, there`s cheats you can enter at the settings menu.
[spoiler]sicktot : Hulk menu idol;
crazyai : Menu`s AI destroy blocks faster (good for that achievement);
goths : In-game goth idol.
voteforpedro : unlock all levels;
thisisnotalevel[/spoiler]
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Male 614
Finished the whole thing. Good at wasting time.
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Male 239
Spiffy17 I think you mean jenga
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Female 2,258
It`s fun, and a good time waster, but it really does depend on timing as well. Just makes it more challenging.
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Male 127
This game sorta reminds me of Jumangi.
what block you have to take out without toppling the thing.

ahh the old days!

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Female 36
i cant get past level 4.....=/hmmmmm........bored
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Male 23
Game Ends after Level 25
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Male 3,301
Every time I see that little totem thing I picture it spasming and saying "giggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggitygiggity!"
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Female 115
ugh, level 16 please?
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Male 603
Actually, this kinda reminds me of those games where you build "buildings," by using a crane to drop blocks on top of one-another, and, of course, the structures become less and less stable as they grow higher and higher; except, in this case, you`re removing the blocks.

My only complaint about the game is that it was too short. I just beat it.

I`d amend my rating to a 3.5, though. (Would be nice if we could use 1/10th decimal place in rating these things individually... sometimes I have to rate something a "4" to make `cause I know it`s too good to be a "3," for instance.)

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Female 115
nvm, i got it
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Male 369
pretty good game...not in the mood for it at the moment though
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Female 115
pretty fun to me, but I love games like this. Like, that one where you beat the heels off the women`s shoes. btw, any help for the 11th level?
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Female 943
oh okay, thanks.
:-)
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Male 73
got to the 25th level and got bored =P

good game IMO

needed a few more options tho... like bigger bombs, or the ability to simultaneously blow up two blocks =P

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Male 228
I really like the quirky Achievements this game has. Wasting My Time: Spend 10 minutes on a level, and then solve it. Self Destructor: Lose 100 times. What other game can u achieve something by losing repeatedly?
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Male 603
Not bad. This game is about a 3.3 IMO based on the scores of other IAB games. (We`re kinda tough on them.)
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Female 40
ashwey- they wobble and bounce a little bit. think jello. if you drop a block onto a green block from high up, it`ll bounce. oh. and they`re kind of slippery too.
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Female 943
i dont get what the green blocks do.
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Male 3,301
Couldnt they just get a ladder?
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Female 230
Link: Totem Destroyer [Rate Link] - Get the golden totems as far down to the ground as you can by destroying the blocks supporting the totem.
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