Top 13 Hottest Vampire Babes in Movie History

Submitted by: funkymonkeys 9 years ago in Entertainment
http://www.hecklerspray.com/top-13-vampire-babes/200815416.php

What is it about girls with pasty skin, long fangs and a desire to drain the life out of you?
There are 51 comments:
Male 281
Wahahaha, a real, live Internet White Knight! G`day mate!

If you didn`t have your head lodged so far up your a-s-s you have another Adam`s Apple, you`d see I didn`t start this sh*t. Lookie here, Ann Coulter: slit your throat, stare out the hole, and maybe you`ll have time to read the article I linked before your dead a-s-s bleeds all over your mother`s carpet. :)

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Male 240
lucky se7en I agree with you, Kate was definitely the number 1 there! Most of the others weren`t hot at all. I swear I watch Underworld simply for Kate Beckinsale running around in tight leather :P
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Male 436
Whoa trigod! No need to be a prick.

Alice, you`re cute, don`t listen to Leonidas over there.

Winona Ryder = Keira Knightley
I wonder if they know that they`re sisters.

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Female 101
Angel totally should`ve been on that list; he`s a babe! And I don`t really think Spike is all that hot, but that`s just me.
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Female 306
"Only two vampires I found that were *ahem* drop dead sexy, were Angel from...Angel, and that blond British vampire from the same show. I only saw one episode and that was when some mortal tied him to a chair."

Man for some reason I hated Angel, it was just a spin-off from Buffy, which I loved. And the blond british one? Would you be referring to Spike?

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Male 982
No Bloodrayne?
Fail.
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Male 416
2 should be 1.
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Male 281
What the f*ck`s a 4chan?
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Female 427
There is a slight possibility that Trigod is feeling withdrawals from 4chan.
I feel your pain.
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Female 427
Soledad Miranda is hot without a doubt, just don`t watch Vampyros Lesbos while under the influence of anything. You`ll cry after 20 minutes. The music gets to you.
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Female 5,139
lol.. then were even.
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Male 281
Fair enough, and I still think you`re ugly. :)
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Female 5,139
....i still think your an asswipe
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Female 5,139
lol, i cant be mad at you after that post. even though you have said i have a jewish nose and googley eyes, good job im forgiving, ay ;)
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Male 281
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Female 5,139
? bit personal there trigod ... sheesh, you trying to make me cry here ;P

at the end of the day, your trying your best to think of insuting things to say to a girl, on a forum...

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Male 281
Dayum goggles, you`re into even kinkier sh*t than I am!

Though yes, I will cede your ladyballs have to be planet-sized to throw up that puke. The only time I see things that look like that is hunting season.

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Female 5,139
...oh and trigod, at least i can put my pic up, you cant be that great looking yourself if your putting the THIS-IS-SPARTA guy up lol
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Female 5,139
lmao roosterroach YAY FOR FILTERS!
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Female 5,139
id like to see you stick your rooster in a roosterroach there trigod... asswipe.
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Male 2,395
Kate shouldve gotten the no 1 spot. >_>
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Male 281
Oh damn, I didn`t read far enough to realize it was a joke. Well... can you ban me anyway? It will satisfy the raging hardon of Tiredofnicks.
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Male 548
one time me and my friends watched a porno called "countess draculas blood orgy" it had some pretty hot vampires in it. but it was more of a porn you laugh at, not jack off to
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Male 281
Oh wait, I just found out that googly eyes here is your wife. As I don`t care enough about this site to delete my post, I`ll probably be eating my words. To the banmobile, Batman!
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Male 281
Lol Maddog, I`m surprised you didn`t start deleting my posts ages ago. Pretty fair of you to delete both sides of it, most mods play favorites.
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Female 4,376
mm..vampires....

the sexiest thing on earth god should have created but didn`t

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Male 281
@ alice_x: Just for the record, I`m not Leonidas. Also, considering you look like an anime succubus that`d sooner eat children than mother them, you don`t count as a human being much less a woman and I`d stick my c*ck in a c*ckroach before I`d come within a radial mile of your Jew-nosed meatsack. Open your eyes even wider so they`ll fall out of your f*cking head and you won`t be able to sh*t up threads on my Internet. :)
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Male 3,369
This list made me break out Dusk till Dawn again.

Yaaay!

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Male 5,094
Trigod: Bye.

Where the hell is Anjelica Huston as Morticia Addams? I know, not technically a vampire but at least worth a honorable mentions.

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Female 5,139
just for the record, from what both of you have said.. heres my verdict:

freddyferret is hotter than trigod.

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Female 250
Bloodrayne is the hottest, but they butchered in in the LAME movie.
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Female 65
I agree with number 1, however they should have included the chick from this old movie called "the vampire happening" That actress looked great in black.
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Female 15,763
I`ve really never found a liking towards... vampiric stuff.
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Male 14,331
I wanna vaction at Draculas place and have three hot women rise from the bed :)
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Female 416
Oh my god. Salma Hayek. I totally agree with number one.

*Drools*

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Male 169
From a sexually-frustrated-teenager-with-holes-in-the-pockets point of view that list was actually quite a let-down.
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Female 39
Vampires are sexy. Period. Except when they`re not.

I`m not a pedo, but even Claudia was sexy.

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Male 1,766
zombies are cooler than vampires
"they can`t say no if their dead"
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Female 338
Hmmm I read Hottest Vampire Babies...

A lot less confusing when you read it as Babes.

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Male 9,305
Only two vampires I found that were *ahem* drop dead sexy, were Angel from...Angel, and that blond British vampire from the same show. I only saw one episode and that was when some mortal tied him to a chair.

Had my attention! XD

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Male 1,244
And now Kate Beckinsale - whats next...
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Male 1,244
Jeri Ryan?! Are you messing with me now? THIS SITE KNOWS ME
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Male 1,556
Im actually reading draculA right now.
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Male 1,244
Ok you got me with Angie Everhart as Lilith
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Male 815
oh my god... miss hayek in dusk till dawn... yeah that`s the kinda thing that dreams are made of ha
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Female 5,139
and i love how IAB gets obsessed with one subject..

goths
then
pennys
then
vampires

:D its like an inside joke, cos everyone loves inside jokes, right?

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Female 5,139
"What is it about girls with pasty skin, long fangs and a desire to drain the life out of you?"

hahaha, i dont know...what could it be :|

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Male 274
and lol at fancylad`s reply some 20 seconds after the post went up! wtf!?
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Male 274
lot of vampire or zombie stuff out recently, are the undead rising already?
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Male 20,911
I fully agree with choice number 1.
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Male 44
Link: Top 13 Hottest Vampire Babes in Movie History [Rate Link] - What is it about girls with pasty skin, long fangs and a desire to drain the life out of you?
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