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Date: 07/05/08 06:47 PM

113 Responses to Top 10 WTF? US Sex Laws

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 5:02 pm
    Link: Top 10 WTF? US Sex Laws - Holy crap, if any of these laws are valid, then WTF is wrong with America?
  2. Profile photo of Anish
    Anish Male 13-17
    511 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    I don`t think any of these laws are enforced, are they?
  3. Profile photo of hunneybear
    hunneybear Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    yummy
  4. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 6:50 pm
    The very last one is just sick.
  5. Profile photo of lemurarmy
    lemurarmy Male 18-29
    349 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:51 pm
    In defense of Florida, the porcupines there are really hot.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    How do they even enforce these? As for the beastiality ones and such... what?!
  7. Profile photo of sumomonkey21
    sumomonkey21 Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    these laws are from long, long ago, and the government isn`t going to waste their time getting rid of them.
  8. Profile photo of klkl
    klkl Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 6:52 pm
    they have to be fake. must has sex with lights off in virginia? yeah right -_-
  9. Profile photo of NeiltheSheep
    NeiltheSheep Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 6:53 pm
    ok..while all of these laws are retarded...you could probably see where they came from...all except the shoot gun during orgasm one...I can`t even come close to make up the situation that made that law necessary.
  10. Profile photo of Kisato
    Kisato Female 18-29
    695 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    These sound more like old blue laws...
  11. Profile photo of specialque
    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:57 pm
    no way those are real. you cant get married to your first cousin before the age of 65?? wtf?
  12. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 6:58 pm
    In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm.

    LOL! Only the women can shoot guns when the men orgasm, common knowledge! What? You didn`t know?

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    Vhreio Male 30-39
    506 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:02 pm
    If anyone actualy believed these were true, I`ve lost my faith in humanity.
  14. Profile photo of LastThorn
    LastThorn Male 18-29
    38 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    lawl sex
  15. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 7:05 pm
    god damn government trying to ruin our fun
  16. Profile photo of baseblltim14
    baseblltim14 Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 7:12 pm
    About half of those seem incredibly restrictive, the other half seem incredibly creepy. So apparently in Utah, marrying your first cousin is only ok once you are old enough to never actually have sex. No porcupine sex in Florida? Do the police in Washington carry around scales in their cruisers so if they see a man having sex with an animal they can weigh the animal to see whether or not it`s legal?
  17. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:15 pm
    Good god. I knew our country was drated up.
  18. Profile photo of _TiKi_
    _TiKi_ Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:16 pm
    these laws are all from way back when woman weren`t aloud to moan during an orgasm (okay i made that up.)

    and the governments don`t want to waste the time/money/paper to change them to something more, exceptable, the easiest thing for them to do is just pretend they don`t exist. These obviously aren`t enforced..

    Oh except for the porcupine one, MotherF*cker will have his balls chopped off if you try that in florida.

  19. Profile photo of Tonyjet
    Tonyjet Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    wtf am sure they all exclude california,,,,


    hooray

  20. Profile photo of NicoNico
    NicoNico Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    That Virginia one I`ll verify as true. I used to live in DC and had a boyfriend who lived in Virginia. Every time I visited his house, we`d joke about leaving the lights on during sex so we could give the police a show.

    Hmmm, illegal to have sex with a porcupine in Florida? So, it`s legal anywhere else, right? Hope so, those needles are sexy as hell, definite S&M action there.

  21. Profile photo of tommy419
    tommy419 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    wtf for 8 and 10
  22. Profile photo of Axelripper
    Axelripper Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    actually the oral sex one is real... i remember the one big story last year of one guy who was in jail for consensual sex when he was 17 with a 14 yr old... but it was only because it was oral sex and not intercourse.

    yes our country is messed up

  23. Profile photo of Axelripper
    Axelripper Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    oh, and the last one i think is true... if anyone remembers the video of the guy who died from a ruptured colon after being ass-f`d by a horse... that was legal where it was, which i believe was washington
  24. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    its so wrong but it feels so right
  25. Profile photo of Smashking
    Smashking Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    Damn porcupines, so tempting...
  26. Profile photo of obesepig
    obesepig Female 13-17
    506 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    Once I heard that in Oklahoma, it`s illegal for a bartender to allow someone in the bar to pretend to have sex with a buffalo.

    But`s that not true. (I hope)

  27. Profile photo of Kay62442
    Kay62442 Female 13-17
    732 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    My porcupine lover and I will NOT be judged here in CA!
  28. Profile photo of catlikegrace
    catlikegrace Female 18-29
    487 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    WTF, Washington State? Makes me want to move.
  29. Profile photo of kenny_f
    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
    like battleship when you were a kid
    and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
    so you say "Guess What? I`m gonna make up a game right now
    and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
    and I`m gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
    but then you don`t know where to find a porcupine so
    you do a search on e-bay but people don`t sell porcupines on the internet
    and you say "Guess what world? you`ve got me cornered again
    I`m gonna roll another joint"
  30. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:07 pm
    hmm i think my cat is less than 40.
  31. Profile photo of caboose117
    caboose117 Male 13-17
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    July 5, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    all right, one of those laws, about not being allowed to shoot while the wife is having an orgasm, prob has to do with the fact that he`s not allowed to shoot, even if he`s not the one giving the orgasm :P meaning no revenge till after sex. hahaha

    but yeah they`re quite strange lol

  32. Profile photo of astridhaze
    astridhaze Female 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    quoi?!
  33. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    1. Probably created by women
    2. Couldnt agree more
    3. Does that include talking nerdy?
    4. That must be hard to control in ATL
    5. I went to DC, I was laughing the entire time I saw the Monument
    6. Perfectly reasonable
    7. Only in Harrisburg right?
    8. .... How... Why... okay....
    9. SEE ABOVE
    10. Okay this is one where they should spend some paper removing.
  34. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    http://www.strangefacts.com/laws.html
  35. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    543 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    oh snap i live in georgia! (yea i know it says midwest but tough i moved)
  36. Profile photo of TrixieBlue
    TrixieBlue Female 40-49
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    July 5, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    WTF Indeed
  37. Profile photo of StellaT
    StellaT Female 13-17
    150 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    well, there may be some cases where things like this happend and the government made a law... although they aren`t enforced.

    "Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida"
    guilty ;-P

  38. Profile photo of enigma22
    enigma22 Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 8:46 pm
    people they are called blue laws
  39. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    230 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:19 pm
    In Boston, it is actually illegal for a woman to be on top during sex.
  40. Profile photo of Evanesia
    Evanesia Female 18-29
    306 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:30 pm
    "you could probably see where they came from...all except the shoot gun during orgasm one...I can`t even come close to make up the situation that made that law necessary."

    Maybe so she can`t cheat on him while he`s out shooting?...

  41. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
    955 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:42 pm
    jen u live in boston? i live on the southshore wow that is crazy
  42. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:57 pm
    Seriously what the fu**.
    Some of them brought a laugh, others I felt like smacking someone...these just make Americans look like the entire population has mental dissabilities because they`d actually need laws to tell them what to do or not!

    but...
    These sound similar to those old blue laws that were absolutely rediculous and are no longer in use any more. I seriouly hope these are blue laws (or whatever they`re called)

  43. Profile photo of Eddy23
    Eddy23 Male 18-29
    459 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 9:59 pm
    Yes the one about Washington is real, which is my state. There was a big debate about the internet video 2guys1horse in whether it was illegal or not. The reason it was such a big debate is because it happenedin Washingtonn (I wanna say by Seattle somewhere), where it`s pretty much legal.
  44. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 10:42 pm
    the majority of these are soooo fake. but one or two of them are real
  45. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
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    July 5, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

    This makes total sense. I mean, how else are they supposed to control inbreeding?

  46. Profile photo of Ladyasha09
    Ladyasha09 Female 18-29
    29 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:03 pm
    word # 1? lol what`s the other 17?
  47. Profile photo of feiku
    feiku Female 18-29
    526 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:10 pm
    I live in Arizona. Apparently we can`t do oral?..
    Wow. I FEEL LIKE A FELON NOW :O
  48. Profile photo of darksprite
    darksprite Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:35 pm
    Most of these laws are probably outdated. What`s more even if they were still on the books, they would be impossible to enforce, not just because of the difficulty, but because of the us constitution and recent supreme court decisions. The most prominent of which is `Lawrence v. Texas` that established, through the implied/inferred constitutional right of privacy, as established in the famous `Griswold v. Connecticut` that consenting adults have the right to act out sexually in the privacy of their homes, and any extension of that, in any way they please. This is of course within the purview of public safety and "consenting adults". There are broader implications of the decision which are still being debated today. Hilarious though, ain`t it?
  49. Profile photo of Pilanus
    Pilanus Male 18-29
    675 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    Save for the first and last one, those are bogus...

    i mean no oral sex?... and just how do you enforce that? perv on some couple, and if they go to oral, arrest them naked?

    and it becomes an awkward situation...

    "So man, what are you in for?" "I stole $30,000 and shot 2 people, you?"
    "Oh, I had oral sex with my girlfriend, I didn`t know that was illegal, plus she is legal age..."
    "Oh really? Thats illegal? well pretty boy, I think you and me are going to commit another crime"
    "... Um, that sounds faaabulous, but honey, I have aids, and an open sore on my tounge"

  50. Profile photo of AnImbroglio
    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
    838 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:45 pm
    Ok... so the husband can`t talk dirty... Does that not exclude the wife? She can talk as trashy as she wants to? I suppose I`d be ok with that one... And shooting the gun off during the woman`s orgasm... I understand the concept of fireworks metaphorically going off and whatnot... but... why... oh why... was this ever really a situation where a group of people got together and said "Hey, we really need a law about this one"...
  51. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 5, 2008 at 11:46 pm
    "Once I heard that in Oklahoma, it`s illegal for a bartender to allow someone in the bar to pretend to have sex with a buffalo."

    I was scrolling when I read that so I saw
    Once I sex with a buffalo in Oklahoma.

    "In Boston, it is actually illegal for a woman to be on top during sex."

    that sucks... then how do they do it?

  52. Profile photo of Shellie84
    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:39 am
    Wait, I just had a thought. Does mean if you have a mass orgy anywhere in America your going on a crime spree now?
  53. Profile photo of Stentorian
    Stentorian Male 13-17
    426 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:40 am
    Outdated and forgotten laws; surely these are not enforced.
  54. Profile photo of Dylan5121
    Dylan5121 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 12:50 am
    ^hopefully
  55. Profile photo of AKappy
    AKappy Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 1:12 am
    The law about porcupines only makes me want them more.
  56. Profile photo of Woot45
    Woot45 Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 1:27 am
    These are fake/not enforced/ nobody cares about them.
  57. Profile photo of phasoo
    phasoo Male 18-29
    287 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 2:20 am
    did you also know that it`s illegal in arizona to have more than 2 dildos in one house? )-|
  58. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 2:24 am
    Yeah, I`m calling shenanigans.
  59. Profile photo of kairobert
    kairobert Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 3:23 am
    ^ No, they are real.

    The whole world has been making fun of those laws for years, you`re just starting to find out.

    Btw, these laws were approved because of the deep religious infiltration in the US government at that time, even though religion still infiltrates the US government to this day.

  60. Profile photo of phinphan
    phinphan Male 30-39
    139 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 3:58 am
    Come on people the only one that makes since is the husband cant fire a gun while she cums.That law is legit in every state, a lot of guys are in jail over it.Honey I`m home.
  61. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 4:11 am
    in reply to the guy not understanding the `no shooting off a gun blah blah...` law, i`d assume it would have something to do (this is all thought up with no google/wiki research backing it) with the idea of the orgasm being more intense while scared from teh gunshot...and im guessing it killed somebody so they made it illegal.
  62. Profile photo of krazykyle
    krazykyle Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 4:12 am
    lolz at 6.
  63. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 4:12 am
    oh...and of course, theres absolutely nothing interesting about iowa.
  64. Profile photo of meganfallen
    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 5:44 am
    Kinda makes you wonder what people were doing in order to have some of these laws passed.
  65. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 6:50 am
    also oral is illegal in l.a
  66. Profile photo of shiggin
    shiggin Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 7:42 am
    The last one was just discusting...
    Poor bunny or any other wild animal
  67. Profile photo of qwaszxjz
    qwaszxjz Male 13-17
    42 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 7:58 am
    sex...with...animals? o__O
  68. Profile photo of thestringy
    thestringy Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 8:06 am
    "Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida."

    lmfao is there alot of this happening? reminded me of the welsh

  69. Profile photo of Akurei-Inu
    Akurei-Inu Female 13-17
    91 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 8:12 am
    I read that in Allentown pennsylvania, it`s illegal for men to become aroused in public.
  70. Profile photo of B0R3DoM
    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    171 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 8:57 am
    Lol. Women in washington are lazy XD
  71. Profile photo of 643197
    643197 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 9:11 am
    how would anyone know if u were breaking these laws?
  72. Profile photo of waath1
    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 9:38 am
    Oh sweet Jesus. In Australia the only law about sex is don`t do it with kiddies and you`re fine. If you do it with an animal I don`t think it`s a crime, here. Our laws were formed a couple of hundred years after the US, we`re clearly more open minded *vomits*
  73. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 9:48 am
    DAMN IT! The last one had to be in the state where I live.........I`m moving.
  74. Profile photo of SmoyBuddy1
    SmoyBuddy1 Female 13-17
    99 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 9:53 am
    "Sex is illegal with a porcupine in Floria"
    Yes, it`s illegal with all other animals, too, isn`t it?
  75. Profile photo of Alanda
    Alanda Female 18-29
    295 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 9:59 am
    worst ones were 6 and 8.... why would anyone even WANT to have sex with a porcupine?! ouch
  76. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:20 am
    Hmmm... guilty... did that... oh man I remember that one... nope haven`t done that.... the upstairs neighbors were not pleased to have a bullet fly through the floor... Truck drivers are pretty good in bed, but nowhere else... I like adding my prick to the many pricks of a porcupine and animals below 40 pounds??? How is that fun at all??!!
  77. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:41 am
    yup I do know that it`s illegal to have oral sex here in SC. I make sure that law is broken alllll the time!
  78. Profile photo of Majase
    Majase Male 40-49
    249 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:53 am
    Awesome!! Now I have a new `Ten Things To Do Before I Die" list. I-am-bored, you complete my world.
  79. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2697 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 10:55 am
    "8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida."
    the sad thing is that there had to have been someone do this for this law to be made.
  80. Profile photo of MikePiano
    MikePiano Male 18-29
    1425 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:45 am
    WOWWWWWW Those laws are retarded.
  81. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 11:57 am
    at 1, wait going oral is ILLEGAL?!
    at 10, xD
    who comes up with these?
  82. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:18 pm
    I like 7.
    Sadly i live near there.
    :-(
    Damn pennsylavnia.
  83. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 12:22 pm
    Who would know if someone was doing some of these?
  84. Profile photo of Gunit1
    Gunit1 Female 13-17
    851 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:26 pm
    Akurei-Inu
    Female, 13-17, Eastern US
    50 Posts Sunday, July 06, 2008 8:12:02 AM
    I read that in Allentown pennsylvania, it`s illegal for men to become aroused in public.
    --------------------------------------------------
    Sadly, thats true. i live right near harrisurg and Allentown. Some guy got busted a couple weeks ago. It was fuuny. He was gay and the officers where all: Stop talking. Stop it i say!
    He was all: Ohhh...Officer, your arms are sooo STRONG!
  85. Profile photo of Curtin8780
    Curtin8780 Male 13-17
    109 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:33 pm
    haha wow
  86. Profile photo of blacksteel
    blacksteel Male 13-17
    138 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:43 pm
    In Mississippi, it`s illegal to own a dildo.
  87. Profile photo of Curtin8780
    Curtin8780 Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 12:45 pm
    gummywurmz- haha i was just think that, its not like ur gonna turn yourself in
  88. Profile photo of kaechan
    kaechan Female 18-29
    123 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 12:49 pm
    Half of my state should be arrested then for having sex before they are married LOL!
  89. Profile photo of luckyse7en
    luckyse7en Male 13-17
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    July 6, 2008 at 12:56 pm
    Oooh, sex with animals? Thats kinky.
  90. Profile photo of ffi
    ffi Female 18-29
    156 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 1:14 pm
    wtf? these laws are really stupid.
  91. Profile photo of AFTERSHOCK
    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    LOLZ THIS IS SOME FUNNY SH`T!
  92. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2008 at 1:36 pm
    So you have to take your porcupine from Florida to Washington. There should be some sort of government assistance to pay for that trip.
  93. Profile photo of ImNoGod
    ImNoGod Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 1:43 pm
    no way those are real. you cant get married to your first cousin before the age of 65?? wtf? That way you don`t procreate.
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    donridds Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    wow i could get in alot of trouble i always shoot off a gun when shes having an orgasm its celebration wtf
  95. Profile photo of Foob
    Foob Male 40-49
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    July 6, 2008 at 3:42 pm
    Land of the free indeed. A revision of some laws would be in order, don`t you think?
  96. Profile photo of jamin9306
    jamin9306 Male 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 6:33 pm
    i bet a few presidents have broken number 5
  97. Profile photo of unintrasting
    unintrasting Female 18-29
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    July 6, 2008 at 10:59 pm
    Why would you have sex with a PORCUPINE!...
    And how would anyone know what your doing anyway?
  98. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:11 pm
    lol. oral sex illegal in 18 states?? -googles which states-
  99. Profile photo of eeeriddler08
    eeeriddler08 Female 13-17
    376 posts
    July 6, 2008 at 11:14 pm
    Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C.
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    Bunny67 Female 40-49
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    July 7, 2008 at 2:49 am
    How the Holy Hell is ok (in WA at least) to boink an animal that weighs approx. that of a 5-year-old human.
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    A_L_Y_C_I_A Female 13-17
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    July 7, 2008 at 3:04 am
    hahaha
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    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 4:09 am
    @catlikegrace

    Washington D.C., not Washington State

  103. Profile photo of itsallfake
    itsallfake Male 30-39
    476 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 7:02 am
    A lot of southern states have stupid laws regarding sexuality. They may have been created a while back, but they aren`t removed because it now serves as their badge of pride. They are in essance anti-gay laws at this point. Georgia outlawed unmarried, oral, and anal sex. Alabama has the same laws as georgia, but they also have outlawed the sale and possession of sex toys... there was a story about a year ago about a lady getting fined for holding a pure romance party.
  104. Profile photo of chary
    chary Female 13-17
    173 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 8:15 am
    This makes you wonder what gave rise to some of these laws, I mean:

    "6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm."

    Was this such a common occurrence before that someone had to make a law to prevent further casualities or something xP?

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    yarnchik Female 40-49
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    July 7, 2008 at 9:24 am
    #5 is also applied under military law. It isn`t enforced unless the person is facing other charges of moral turpitude, then if the MP`s can prove it, they add #5 to the list.
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    natakalt Female 18-29
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    July 7, 2008 at 10:42 am
    I don`t think this is real
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    July 7, 2008 at 11:54 am
    That was a definite WTF.

    And if these laws are real, they aren`t enforced. Though one guy won a Darwin Award once for screwing a porcupine and removing his ability to reproduce.

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    swtdreams285 Female 18-29
    1408 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 1:22 pm
    Poor Arizona. ^_^;
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    yaheyder Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 6:19 pm
    Way to make Wisconsin proud Connorsville. Oh, and I can think of at least 1 reason a man would have to shoot his gun during sex. He saw some sick drat violating a porcupine that weighed over 40 pounds.
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    spaceye Male 18-29
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    July 14, 2008 at 8:28 pm
    Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC.

    Good luck enforcing that.

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    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 12:23 pm
    damn me and my porcupine wife were going to consimate our love tonight
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    ILoveBiscuts Female 18-29
    30 posts
    September 27, 2008 at 4:37 pm
    suck, i gotta go to DC next week w/ my boyfriend
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    ILoveBiscuts Female 18-29
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    September 27, 2008 at 4:39 pm
    wait... how the f**k do have sex w/ a poricuepine, don`t they have quills

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