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Date: 07/24/08 08:02 PM

39 Responses to The Top 10 Most Tasteless Cakes

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 24, 2008 at 6:17 pm
    Link: The Top 10 Most Tasteless Cakes - Some of these cakes are a little NSFW, but remember, they`re just sugar and flour. The kitty poop might be real though.
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
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    July 24, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    click on the censored one and this will make sense
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    PinkAndGreen Female 13-17
    918 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:08 pm
    The kitty litter one was sick. Who would want to cut into a cake that looks like that!?!
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    crichards96 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    Go with #1, but add a layer across the top of it to either whiten or dim the background so the letters don`t clash with the words. Or, increase the transparency of the background for #1.

    I think if I were to combine 6 and 1 somehow it would look a bit too busy.
    I`d like to keep the blur of #1 because it gives it the "depth of field" look, and IMO makes it look like the letters are shooting at you, floating in space.

    Else, I`d go with #5 if you want a more creative appearance, yet I think you should increase the object and make it bigger.

    Final choice for a more professional, informational card would be #6. Yet again, I`d push your name back a bit (not too close to the other words) and then make your icon a bit bigger. The icon is an example of your talent and is a selling point, so make it prominent.

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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4397 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:11 pm
    Two Girls, One Cake?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!? O.o
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    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    i`ve had the kitty litter cake before. Part of a halloween bake sale where everything was made to be a bit odd.
    Wasnt all that horrible.
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    what the hell is crichards talking about?!

    anyway...the kitty litter one was NASTY!
    the croc hunter one was sad how oblivious the family was to the scarring it could have caused...and the you`re adopted one was funny as it was fake....lmao!

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    fleurdelys Female 18-29
    215 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    crichards96... wha?
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    was AS* funny
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    yuly Female 18-29
    670 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    ewwww i don`t think olivya`s in a mood for cake
    lol
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    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 24, 2008 at 8:20 pm
    If you follow the link at the bottom to the NSFW cakes, it leads you to masturbakers, a cake website that makes... inappropriate cakes. o-o
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    mooogandi Male 13-17
    404 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:22 pm
    crichards just so happens to be suffering from R.E.T.A.R.D. and is in a difficult stage of his life. be kind and leave him alone!
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    MrSchreiber Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    rofl at "you`re adopted"
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    firefliet Female 18-29
    1233 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    lol masturbakers.com

    The Steve Irwin cake was drated up, though. >.>

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    kenny_f Male 13-17
    1825 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    it all looks tasty
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
    630 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    The dump cake actually looks yummy, I`d so eat it :p Seriously, it doesn`t look...dumpy...
    And crichhards96 has posted more out-of-place posts elsewhere on IAB I think. Still, wtf?
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    I like the turd cake
  18. Profile photo of DorisDahmer
    DorisDahmer Male 13-17
    86 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Why would you eat a cake if its tasteless? Isn`t the whole reason you eat desert is to enjoy the flavor of it?!?!?!?!

    ;p

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    Sobii Female 13-17
    264 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 8:54 pm
    i dont care what shape my cake is in.. as long as its still delicious
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    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 9:36 pm
    those cakes are indeed tasteless.
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    follow the link at the bottom for some truly tasteless cakes lol
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    knup48 Female 18-29
    307 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 10:05 pm
    Cat Turd cake recipe
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    HQampersand Male 18-29
    172 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 1:17 am
    I agree with Tdogg111, those are horrible but funny though.
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    eladrelkce Male 30-39
    528 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:29 am
    I would have beheaded the bride lookalike cake! Or gave her a pee nus. Maybe both.
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    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:39 am
    How self loving must that bride have been? She probly forced her husband to have that cake tbh, shame on him...
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
    2029 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:46 am
    lmao at the cat litter tray!
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    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:51 am
    My friend and made the kitty litter cake but it didn`t look quite as realistic as that one.
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    meganfallen Female 18-29
    195 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 5:54 am
    and yea the piece of ass cake on Masturbakers has my name on it and it`s my b-day on Sunday lmao. wow.
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 7:59 am
    The cat litter one looks tasty. :P
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    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 8:19 am
    LOLOLOL Oh, MAN. I remember seeing a recipe for the kitty litter cake in a cooking magazine awhile ago.
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 8:20 am
    Ah masturbakers, a long time source of masturbatory fun times for lots of lonely older women.
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    JazzyPiano Female 18-29
    995 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 10:46 am
    Wow, the life-sized cake...I`d like to see an after picture after the cake is half-eaten and the bride`s reaction.
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    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 12:07 pm
    raymysteriouso
    i thought it was cakes wi sht flavors not cakes wit no "taste"
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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
    1145 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 1:49 pm
    Aww, where`s the groomcake?
    Poor guy. :(
    Well, really, the cake`s face looks more like him than the bride, but...
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    Turnshroud Female 18-29
    4230 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 3:02 pm
    The kitty litter one was sic and the last one was so PhOTOSHOPPED!!!
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    Gerbear Female 18-29
    1186 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:28 pm
    i hope bestweekever didn`t go down for this
    i luv that show and they don`t deserve to be crashed
    the cat-litter cake was disgusting tho
    who would want to dig into that? or any of those for that matter?
    the third one, though, made my brother and i moan a simlutaneous "OOHH!!"
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    Iheartpears Female 18-29
    26 posts
    July 25, 2008 at 4:29 pm
    I`ve made the kitty litter cake for a halloween party. the "litter" is crushed up animal crackers with some blue food coloring mixed in. the poops are misshaped tootsy rolls. underneath there is frosting layer and a brownie layer under that. It was very tasty but some people were put off by it
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    Soundsasian Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 29, 2008 at 10:22 am
    Rofl the implant cake was nice.
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    xxclichkexx Female 13-17
    192 posts
    August 14, 2008 at 2:42 pm
    eh, i don`t think the steve irwin cake was so bad. i would think it would be sort of sweet to have cake with a screen print of my whole family on it (yeah, my dad is dead too).
    all the rest of them were just...disturbing. especially the implant cake...!?! wouldn`t the husband sort of be offended if he saw a cake of a doctor fondling his wifes tits? maybe he was the doctor but still lol. that`s weird.

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