The Top 10 Most Tasteless Cakes

Submitted by: fancylad 8 years ago Funny
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2008/07/24/the-top-10-most-tasteless-cakes/

Some of these cakes are a little NSFW, but remember, they"re just sugar and flour. The kitty poop might be real though.
There are 39 comments:
Female 192
eh, i don`t think the steve irwin cake was so bad. i would think it would be sort of sweet to have cake with a screen print of my whole family on it (yeah, my dad is dead too).
all the rest of them were just...disturbing. especially the implant cake...!?! wouldn`t the husband sort of be offended if he saw a cake of a doctor fondling his wifes tits? maybe he was the doctor but still lol. that`s weird.
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Female 282
Rofl the implant cake was nice.
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Female 26
I`ve made the kitty litter cake for a halloween party. the "litter" is crushed up animal crackers with some blue food coloring mixed in. the poops are misshaped tootsy rolls. underneath there is frosting layer and a brownie layer under that. It was very tasty but some people were put off by it
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Female 1,186
i hope bestweekever didn`t go down for this
i luv that show and they don`t deserve to be crashed
the cat-litter cake was disgusting tho
who would want to dig into that? or any of those for that matter?
the third one, though, made my brother and i moan a simlutaneous "OOHH!!"
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Female 4,225
The kitty litter one was sic and the last one was so PhOTOSHOPPED!!!
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Female 1,142
Aww, where`s the groomcake?
Poor guy. :(
Well, really, the cake`s face looks more like him than the bride, but...
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Male 2,506
raymysteriouso
i thought it was cakes wi sht flavors not cakes wit no "taste"
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Female 993
Wow, the life-sized cake...I`d like to see an after picture after the cake is half-eaten and the bride`s reaction.
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Male 436
Ah masturbakers, a long time source of masturbatory fun times for lots of lonely older women.
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Female 1,212
LOLOLOL Oh, MAN. I remember seeing a recipe for the kitty litter cake in a cooking magazine awhile ago.
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Male 2,395
The cat litter one looks tasty. :P
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Female 195
and yea the piece of ass cake on Masturbakers has my name on it and it`s my b-day on Sunday lmao. wow.
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Female 195
My friend and made the kitty litter cake but it didn`t look quite as realistic as that one.
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Female 2,027
lmao at the cat litter tray!
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Female 1,412
How self loving must that bride have been? She probly forced her husband to have that cake tbh, shame on him...
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Male 528
I would have beheaded the bride lookalike cake! Or gave her a pee nus. Maybe both.
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Male 172
I agree with Tdogg111, those are horrible but funny though.
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Female 307
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Male 904
follow the link at the bottom for some truly tasteless cakes lol
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Male 473
those cakes are indeed tasteless.
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Female 264
i dont care what shape my cake is in.. as long as its still delicious
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Male 86
Why would you eat a cake if its tasteless? Isn`t the whole reason you eat desert is to enjoy the flavor of it?!?!?!?!

;p

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Male 7,933
I like the turd cake
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Male 629
The dump cake actually looks yummy, I`d so eat it :p Seriously, it doesn`t look...dumpy...
And crichhards96 has posted more out-of-place posts elsewhere on IAB I think. Still, wtf?
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Male 1,825
it all looks tasty
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Female 1,231
lol masturbakers.com

The Steve Irwin cake was drated up, though. >.>

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Male 167
rofl at "you`re adopted"
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Male 404
crichards just so happens to be suffering from R.E.T.A.R.D. and is in a difficult stage of his life. be kind and leave him alone!
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Female 15,763
If you follow the link at the bottom to the NSFW cakes, it leads you to masturbakers, a cake website that makes... inappropriate cakes. o-o
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Female 670
ewwww i don`t think olivya`s in a mood for cake
lol
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Male 3,915
was AS* funny
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Female 215
crichards96... wha?
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Male 3,915
what the hell is crichards talking about?!

anyway...the kitty litter one was NASTY!
the croc hunter one was sad how oblivious the family was to the scarring it could have caused...and the you`re adopted one was funny as it was fake....lmao!

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Female 1,004
i`ve had the kitty litter cake before. Part of a halloween bake sale where everything was made to be a bit odd.
Wasnt all that horrible.
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Male 4,393
Two Girls, One Cake?!?!?!?!? WTF?!?!?!? O.o
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Male 83

Go with #1, but add a layer across the top of it to either whiten or dim the background so the letters don`t clash with the words. Or, increase the transparency of the background for #1.

I think if I were to combine 6 and 1 somehow it would look a bit too busy.
I`d like to keep the blur of #1 because it gives it the "depth of field" look, and IMO makes it look like the letters are shooting at you, floating in space.

Else, I`d go with #5 if you want a more creative appearance, yet I think you should increase the object and make it bigger.

Final choice for a more professional, informational card would be #6. Yet again, I`d push your name back a bit (not too close to the other words) and then make your icon a bit bigger. The icon is an example of your talent and is a selling point, so make it prominent.

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Female 917
The kitty litter one was sick. Who would want to cut into a cake that looks like that!?!
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Male 404
click on the censored one and this will make sense
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Male 19,835
Link: The Top 10 Most Tasteless Cakes [Rate Link] - Some of these cakes are a little NSFW, but remember, they`re just sugar and flour. The kitty poop might be real though.
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