The Real Cristiano Ronaldo

Submitted by: mxchick617 8 years ago in Sports
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You asked for it, here it is. Damn, he spends a lot of time on the ground.
There are 48 comments:
Male 4,867
thats bull remus. im sure can remember a few years ago he tried sklls he couldn`t do and lost the ball a lot, he has learnt what he can and cant do, remember he is only 22 and still has a lot to learn bout the game
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Male 21
"and he has matured as a player"

@domisgood, ronaldo has only matured in his skills, but that doesn`t make him any less of a cheat which is what he is, it only takes the slightest touch too make him go down. i agree that some tackles on him are very harsh, but in a way he has brought it on himself, as at times he has no respect for the game or other players in the same proffesion.

and btw sunderland for the premiership F.T.M

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Male 395
oh and btw, as much as you gotta hate him for being so good... he IS GOOD...

and a good 40 to 50% of those tackles really are fouls...

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Male 395
i love the one where he skies a 5 yarder... and then tries to flob a greeny... he`s gonna be thinking "poo man i cant even spit right today..."
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Male 73
I`m disappointed, he still hasn`t been crippled:-( Next we need a video of every time he`s cried after Portugal get knocked out of a tournament(Y)
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Male 117
im still pissed about what he did in the world cup.
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Female 532
If only he wasn`t a tosser.
But Drogba`s dives are much more amusing. And obvious.
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Male 485
why do some people have gold names?
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Male 12
Well i kinda skimmed the comments about football. And btw, The Tampa bay buccaneers are the only team to go 0-14 in 1 season, but that`s it. O and the dolphins suck.


Me I`m a Colts fan,for 4 years, that`s when got into sports. because I love Peyton manning. And secondly a Giants fan because I live in Ny and got caught up in the hype, and they`re just a cool team.

About the Video. On a lot of those he didn`t fall he got tackled. Why are u making fun of him for being tackled. Of course hes gonna fall. True for some theres diving but for most...........

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Male 7,933
"If you wanna see diving in real form, look at any italian player ever."

Diving amount
Italians<Ronaldo<Argentina

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Male 7,933
there`s diving, and diving the way Ronaldo/Argentina dives. How Drogba (greatest ever) dive, and how Ronaldo dives are completely different things.

And the US team doesn`t dive, if you need proof look at italy-Us in the World Cup. Esp. McBride

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Male 23
Seriously, everyone in football dives.
It`s part of the damned game.
Get over it.
There`s not a player, especially a forward or winger that hasn`t taken a few dives.
If you wanna see diving in real form, look at any italian player ever.
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Male 536
in the uk people only go on about how much ronaldo dives because england have failed to produce a player of his calibre in a long time. ronaldo dives, drogba dives, gerrard dives, lampard dives, owen dives, fabregas dives.. i`m sure given the chance phil neville would. all the big names in the premiership do it, its just how the sports gone.
as for ronaldo i doubt there`s one football team who could honestly say they wouldn`t have wanted him in their team last season. its just a pity that his (justifiable) reputation goes before him, even if he cleaned up his act he`d still be accused of it.
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Male 420
soccers for fags
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Male 46
and since I am from the UK, i sorta watch him play, instead of all you Yanks who call it soccer... We had our football first
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Male 46
Ronaldo has talent but he`s an absolutely massive wanker, and as he dives it cancels out his goodness. Someone who dives deliberately to get a free kick or penalty just isn`t playing fairly and should be shot, several times, in the face. By me. I sure hope I never meet Ronaldo, for his sake... Diving nobhead
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Female 2,027
yes! more proof to show hes a twat!
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Male 1,866
The Sidney Crosby of soccer.
Immensly talented. just a whining and diving son of a bitch
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Male 23
you know, I told myself to give the commenters here on IAB another chance. Maybe they`re not all retarded, but I was proven wrong.
Seriously, Ronaldo is probably the greatest player alive today and he`ll only get better.
Fact of the matter is, when someone like Ronaldo runs at the box, the defensive players are taught to take him down before he hits the box.
It`s a lot less dangerous than letting him in so that he can score.

Ronaldo is a damn amazing player, and you can call him a pussy when he cries, but look at John Terry during the final he played in not too long ago.
He slipped and missed his PK at the end, losing the game for Chelski.
Does that make Terry a pussy? I think not considering he took a blow to the head tha caused him to go into a full blown seizure, and was back on the field withine 3 weeks.

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Female 30
CR07 all the way haha
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Male 2,593
Alright, so, is he a good player or a bad player? Don`t get me wrong, socker still sucks
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Male 2,720
love to hate that guy.
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Male 190
whys everyone complaining about ronaldo watch the video and then youll realise that they are actually some brutal tackels, remmeber its only a proper tackle if the tackler makes contact with the ball first.
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Male 538
okay, all i saw was a bunch of legitimate fouls on him. i would only consider three of those dives, and, to be fair, the end result would have been a PK, so i, at the very least, respect the dive.

and when he cries, i HIGHLY respect that. i very much like players that are passionate about their game. you can call him a pussy all you want, but you dont know how it feels to work so hard for something as big as that and have it snatched away from you.


futhermore, everybody slips on wet surface. thats nothing.


i dont like ronaldo. he`s too much of a pretty boy. but i damn well respect his talents. he may very well be the best player in the world, but thats a whole other debate.

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Male 293
*dead sprint down a field.

Oh, and you can brag about how good the dolphins were before, but you were almost the first team to go 0-16 as well. So I`d watch what you say about the greatest football team ever. Greatest football player ever.. Barry Sanders, I`d like to see what he could have done behind that Dallas line Emmit had. (not taking anything away from Emmit, he was also a spectacular back.)

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Male 293
Do you know how much diving goes on in any sport, soccer just is the most obvious because they overreact. But, for anyone who hasn`t played soccer before, go run at a dead spring down a field and have someone clip you, doesn`t matter how much they do it, you will fall. Why do you think it`s a penalty in football to kick someone`s feet out while they are running down the field. So I know the majority of soccer players beyond high school and some colleges dive an absurd amount of times, but unless you now how easy it is to fall in soccer, please stop saying that everyone does nothing but dive.
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Male 384
And btw, Messi is better than Ronaldo. Although Ronaldo would win platinum medal in the olympics for diving.
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Male 384
That was the best f cking video ever, specially with Monty Python`s song.
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Male 325
"Dolphins are awesome. We are still the only team that went undefeated"
most people on IAB wern`t even alive then, dolphins fans are like liverpool fans. they support a suckish team and go on about how good it USED to be

hmm well i rather support a team who gone about HOW good we were, than trying to suck off your only good player ronaldo.

you lose him you dont win the title any year. Again

and maybe liverpool could win it then go on about how we ARE the champs 8-)

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Male 168
I`ll admit that Ronaldo is probably the best soccer player around these days. But I cannot stand all the flopping and acting by any of the players
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Male 208
mxchick617. So the other videos had a fake Ronaldo?:-O
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Male 1,853
thats the difference. the mexicans /jump/ over the players, not fall, like C.R.
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Male 121
o.o..i watch soccer ..but is it a shame that i dont kno who this guy is?....i mean i watch tha Mexican league
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Male 4,867
errrm yh just a bit he has bulked up alot so he doesn`t get pushed off the ball as much. and he has matured as a player
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Female 340
"ok im just going to point out that the majority of those were from the 05/06 season when he was only 19."

like he has changed any since then...I think not!

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Male 4,867
joe namath was the greatest player ever :P

anyway we`re getting favre (fingers crossed)

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Male 7,933
The dolphins past is the only thing I have to look forward to. Plus we had the greatest player of all-time. We are just trying to find his replacement
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Male 4,867
"He does suck. The fat ronaldo is better."

PTK u are sooo wrong it hurts. fat ronaldo WAS good, 10 years ago. C.R is the best player alive, ill admit he does dive and make a fuss.

"Dolphins are awesome. We are still the only team that went undefeated"
most people on IAB wern`t even alive then, dolphins fans are like liverpool fans. they support a suckish team and go on about how good it USED to be

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Male 7,933
1. Dolphins are awesome. We are still the only team that went undefeated
2. He does suck. The fat ronaldo is better.

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Male 4,867
ok im just going to point out that the majority of those were from the 05/06 season when he was only 19.

"Awesome. I like the amount of sports post recently. We should have more. Maybe a Dante Hall one.

C.R sucks."
PTK, why are your views on sport so deluded?
1 u support the dolphins
2 u think ronaldo sucks

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Male 288
i dont get it
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Female 15,763
:(

Bring back the kittens!

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Female 5,139
lmao, hes such a tosser..
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Male 776
most of the time it seemed like he was tripped or something and fell, idk about his personality off the field or after those specific trips, but if i was tripped id likely fall too
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Male 2,619
he does get a lot of stick from other players and yes he does soldier on thru most tackles. pity hes a díck and cant be a man with every tackle. Ya gonna get hit hard coz ya a threat deal with it tan boy
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Male 7,933
Awesome. I like the amount of sports post recently. We should have more. Maybe a Dante Hall one.

C.R sucks.

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Female 157
I don`t really find Ronaldo tackle!failing in slo mo vair amusing. Why`re we beshing him, by the way?
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Female 340
Link: The Real Cristiano Ronaldo [Rate Link] - You asked for it, here it is. Damn, he spends a lot of time on the ground.
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