The Palm Frond Bandit

Submitted by: cjap2011 8 years ago in Funny

Remember the guy who robbed a store with a plant? Well here it is with sound. Even better now that you can hear him.
There are 21 comments:
Male 551
he might wanna try a fern next time....... i hear they`re pretty scary
0
Reply
Male 436
Oh man I would have just hit him with the stool a little bit, for fun`s purpose.
0
Reply
Male 56
That guy SO freaking deserves a jaw breaking punch...
0
Reply
Male 246
I just have to say it... shrubbery. Nee!
0
Reply
Female 15,763
Was he... under the influence of anything?
0
Reply
Male 2,593
He was just looking for 50 bucks? I really wonder what he needed it for
0
Reply
Male 38
Aah, the ole` `Runinto a shop with a spiky plant, demand 50 dollars and get chased out of the shop with a stool afetr being constistabtly undermined`.
See, there must be loads of trees if people are robbing shops with them, so SHUT UP treehuggers.
There. I said it...

*Hippies bust in with a massive log and sqash me with it by rolling it along the ground*

0
Reply
Male 475
i would laugh if he came into a store i was in and did that
0
Reply
Female 123
I like that he didn`t use the cliched "give me all your money". He just wanted 50 dollar.

Next time he should use a cactus. Much more threatening.

0
Reply
Female 532
They CAN be dangerous....
My cousin once ran into a palm tree leaf and had to get stitches in his head.

And in the same place, I was narrowly missed by a giant falling palm branch.

If I was going to use a plant as a weapon, I`d definitely use a palm tree...or stinging nettles.

0
Reply
Female 5,139
"Saturday, July 26, 2008 2:04:00 PM
Hell, if i was faced with a leafy nemesis, I would probably hand over the moolah or face chlorophyllic catastrophe!"


lmfao!!!

0
Reply
Female 1,212
Wow, what a retard.
0
Reply
Male 153
Hell, if i was faced with a leafy nemesis, I would probably hand over the moolah or face chlorophyllic catastrophe!
0
Reply
Male 90
isn`t plants suppposed to be green?(-_-)
0
Reply
Female 321
FEED ME, SEYMOUR!!!
0
Reply
Male 1,468
Hah!
0
Reply
Female 5,139
lmfao that was hilarious... if your gonna rob a shop, at least follow through haha... ill get you..with my giant plant?
0
Reply
Male 4,393
next time try a gun... :(
0
Reply
Female 1,142
And they just shoo him away with a stool. XD
Very classy.
0
Reply
Male 281
An ant might not be able to move a rubber tree plant, but a dipsh*t can try to rob a place with one.
0
Reply
Male 72
Link: The Palm Frond Bandit [Rate Link] - Remember the guy who robbed a store with a plant? Well here it is with sound. Even better now that you can hear him.
0
Reply