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Date: 07/08/08 06:03 AM

32 Responses to The 7 Creepiest Real-Life Robots

  1. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:08 am
    Link: The 7 Creepiest Real-Life Robots - These are the seven robots that reached for ``life-like,`` and came up with a big handful of your worst nightmares.
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    SparkleBabys Male 18-29
    508 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:14 am
    ROBOTS WILL ROOLZ TEH WORLD!
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    norwish Female 18-29
    432 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:19 am
    Jules is awesome. lol, "As you know, I have an extensive database which includes /sexuality/ ..." What an awesome line. Simroid, however, is incredibly creepy.
    Cracked writes the best articles.
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    krembill Male 18-29
    1094 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:22 am
    I just skip these robot links... something about them is really boring, I think its because theyre not developed enough so the slow movements just annoy me...
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    specialque Female 13-17
    513 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:26 am
    some of them where a little interesting....
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    SwissNipsUK Male 18-29
    766 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Ahhh cracked articles , dont get me wrong it`s awesome and i dont want to be branded the bitchy bitch but Arghh!!!!
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    yen223 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:28 am
    Isn`t it easier to just put a permanent link to cracked.com somewhere?
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    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4014 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:33 am
    The only creepy robot in my opinion is the one that steals your frickin` face.
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    waath1 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:42 am
    Holy F`ing shee-it. The whole time I was just a LITTLE uneasy. You know the kind of uneasy you feel swimming in dark, deep water where you know you`ll be fine but... wait I`ll be fine, right?
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 7:43 am
    ...*adds more ammunition to shopping list*
    i hate robots that can imitate humans and think...imagine all that stuff combined in one...
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    luckyse7en Male 13-17
    2400 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 8:02 am
    Creepy!! Next thing you know that receptionist robot will go on a killing rampage....
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    Trexa Female 18-29
    283 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 8:28 am
    Robots are creepy, everyone knows that!
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    BathingApe Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 8:31 am
    The only one that seemed to bother me is numero 7 just because... the robot to me isn`t that cool and serves very little purpose.
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    screaminbean Male 13-17
    363 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 8:53 am
    i think that jules was the creepiest. omg, dis it and he`ll get you. that would be a damn creepy thing to have in your house.
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    B0R3DoM Male 13-17
    171 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 9:09 am
    Hooray for the uncanny vally!!!
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    __carebear__ Female 13-17
    688 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 9:28 am
    LMFAO
    at the poking in the face xD

    The blinking was creepy

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    SadFool Male 13-17
    14 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 10:13 am
    Jules robot FTW. He wants sex, dammit.
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    Anyalazagna Female 18-29
    254 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 10:19 am
    I actually had a nightmare about the Albert Einstein robot.
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 12:55 pm
    Robots will be the death of us all.
    Although, Jules was alright; seemed friendly enough. The rest were just creepy.
    I love this line though. "This robot steals your f-cking face!"
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    Aphecks Male 18-29
    641 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    "It`s more like Ishiguro built a slightly retarded younger brother for himself, giving it a permanent expression of intense confusion and frustration."

    Hahaha, I can`t stop laughing after reading this quote and watching him poke the robot in the face.

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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 2:00 pm
    O.O
    jules creeps me out a little. j-just a little. <.< >.>
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    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 2:16 pm
    and the cb2 was pretty funny. "daddy,...LOVE ME!"
    yay robots.
    they shall rule the world.
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    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 4:07 pm
    When the Cylons attack, Japan will be first on the list.
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    Shellie84 Female 18-29
    4198 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 4:18 pm
    Ok, I don`t like the idea of a robot that takes revenge on you... altho the the idea of idiots poking it in the face and calling it names suddenly going missing appeals to the greater good for the human race...
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    nicole_xo Female 13-17
    2552 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm
    "Dicks. It`s dicks."
    Ahaha
    This article was pretty funny, aside from the fact that it creeped me out.
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    EdwinMango Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 8, 2008 at 8:23 pm
    I never realized how creepy robots are. The story at the end was hilarious.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 3:04 am
    Imagine waking up to see CB2 standing next to you, eyes wide open, a slo-mo wave and a dark smile...

    You`d probably want to die in shock before it killed you.

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    tombombadil Female 13-17
    106 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 4:42 am
    i`m glad i read this in the morning when there`s plenty of daylight to put my mind at ease, rather than in the middle of the night where in my dark closet lurks Geminoid or CB2, (the retarded professor people poke in the face and the creepy baby that DEMANDS either your love or your blood)*shudder*
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    Infinity838 Female 18-29
    182 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 9:03 am
    Haha. "At times I feel a little male, and other times a little more female." or something to that end. Priceless jerky nodding included.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 12:09 pm
    I don`t know, the Einstein head on the anime style mech was pretty awesome.
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    StapleMeElmo Male 18-29
    1029 posts
    July 9, 2008 at 12:10 pm
    Wait a minute... What the drat, none of those were creepy.
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    citadel Male 18-29
    486 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:35 pm
    ugh robots are well over rated irobot ne one?

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