The 7 Creepiest Real-Life Robots

Submitted by: Asspenny 8 years ago in Weird
http://www.cracked.com/article_16462_7-creepiest-real-life-robots.html

These are the seven robots that reached for ""life-like,"" and came up with a big handful of your worst nightmares.
There are 32 comments:
Male 486
ugh robots are well over rated irobot ne one?
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Male 1,029
Wait a minute... What the drat, none of those were creepy.
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Male 1,029
I don`t know, the Einstein head on the anime style mech was pretty awesome.
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Female 182
Haha. "At times I feel a little male, and other times a little more female." or something to that end. Priceless jerky nodding included.
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Female 106
i`m glad i read this in the morning when there`s plenty of daylight to put my mind at ease, rather than in the middle of the night where in my dark closet lurks Geminoid or CB2, (the retarded professor people poke in the face and the creepy baby that DEMANDS either your love or your blood)*shudder*
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Male 2,159
Imagine waking up to see CB2 standing next to you, eyes wide open, a slo-mo wave and a dark smile...

You`d probably want to die in shock before it killed you.

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Female 221
I never realized how creepy robots are. The story at the end was hilarious.
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Female 2,552
"Dicks. It`s dicks."
Ahaha
This article was pretty funny, aside from the fact that it creeped me out.
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Female 4,197
Ok, I don`t like the idea of a robot that takes revenge on you... altho the the idea of idiots poking it in the face and calling it names suddenly going missing appeals to the greater good for the human race...
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Female 188
When the Cylons attack, Japan will be first on the list.
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Female 1,287
and the cb2 was pretty funny. "daddy,...LOVE ME!"
yay robots.
they shall rule the world.
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Female 1,287
O.O
jules creeps me out a little. j-just a little. <.< >.>
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Male 641
"It`s more like Ishiguro built a slightly retarded younger brother for himself, giving it a permanent expression of intense confusion and frustration."

Hahaha, I can`t stop laughing after reading this quote and watching him poke the robot in the face.

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Female 4,028
Robots will be the death of us all.
Although, Jules was alright; seemed friendly enough. The rest were just creepy.
I love this line though. "This robot steals your f-cking face!"
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Female 254
I actually had a nightmare about the Albert Einstein robot.
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Male 14
Jules robot FTW. He wants sex, dammit.
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Female 687
LMFAO
at the poking in the face xD

The blinking was creepy

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Male 169
Hooray for the uncanny vally!!!
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Male 363
i think that jules was the creepiest. omg, dis it and he`ll get you. that would be a damn creepy thing to have in your house.
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Male 31
The only one that seemed to bother me is numero 7 just because... the robot to me isn`t that cool and serves very little purpose.
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Female 283
Robots are creepy, everyone knows that!
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Male 2,395
Creepy!! Next thing you know that receptionist robot will go on a killing rampage....
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Male 2,160
...*adds more ammunition to shopping list*
i hate robots that can imitate humans and think...imagine all that stuff combined in one...
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Male 436
Holy F`ing shee-it. The whole time I was just a LITTLE uneasy. You know the kind of uneasy you feel swimming in dark, deep water where you know you`ll be fine but... wait I`ll be fine, right?
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Male 4,012
The only creepy robot in my opinion is the one that steals your frickin` face.
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Male 342
Isn`t it easier to just put a permanent link to cracked.com somewhere?
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Male 762
Ahhh cracked articles , dont get me wrong it`s awesome and i dont want to be branded the bitchy bitch but Arghh!!!!
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Female 512
some of them where a little interesting....
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Male 1,091
I just skip these robot links... something about them is really boring, I think its because theyre not developed enough so the slow movements just annoy me...
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Female 432
Jules is awesome. lol, "As you know, I have an extensive database which includes /sexuality/ ..." What an awesome line. Simroid, however, is incredibly creepy.
Cracked writes the best articles.
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Male 505
ROBOTS WILL ROOLZ TEH WORLD!
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Male 1,347
Link: The 7 Creepiest Real-Life Robots [Rate Link] - These are the seven robots that reached for ``life-like,`` and came up with a big handful of your worst nightmares.
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