Texas Preacher Says He`s the 2nd Coming of Christ

Submitted by: fancylad 9 years ago in

And guess what--he"s gaining more and more followers every day. What"s with the 666 though?
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Female 1,412
woah, big iab debate in here...
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Male 283
The easiest way to get rich... tell a bunch of idiots that god talks to you and that he needs your donations...
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Male 543
religion shouldnt be about making you go to church or else you get assraped by the devil.

but wtf is this is guy smoking calling himself the second coming of christ?

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Male 1,140
sounds like this guy wanted to be Christian but couldn`t deal with the concept of sin judgment and hell and i bet that hes gonna kill everyone with cyanide in the next 5 years
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Male 777
You`d think that a perfect and infinite god would be able to project himself through something a bit more impressive than an aging chubby guy.
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Female 57
Ah, I was afraid I was the only onbe saying, Anti-Christ.

come on, there are big signs, he wants a World gov where he`s the leader, many devoted followers, lives in Florida?

If that doesn`t say harbinger of doom I don`t knoiw what does.

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Male 174
yeah, its a cult he goes by like.... nothing from the bible
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Female 180
Reminds me of Little Nicky...Hahahaha
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Male 178
yah i thought obama was gonna be the anti christ but this guy is basically admitting he is
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Male 242
are you serious? i agree with kickass9 this is bs.
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Male 4,680
Chances are, he`s purposely trying to look like the antichrist so that people will believe the end has come and give him lots of money.
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Female 121
Funny that his philosophy is pretty much taken right from Satanism. Indulgence and no sin and whatnot....

Which would explain the 666 everywhere I guess. People are stupid.

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Female 13
ALL religion is a cult. Who in their right mind believes in god anymore?

Pink Hole and god anyone?

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Male 10
I HATE all this kind of simple minded people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 576
This guy fails at life, miserably.
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Male 592
Also, Christians--or at least Catholics who are actually listening to the clergy--do believe that we`re sinners but they also believe that God is sorta fine with that so long as we really are trying to be good. We`re not perfect and we don`t have to be; all we need to do is repent and make the good faith effort to come closer to God. That`s the true Catholic standpoint(of today) as I understand it.

It might be hard to think that even some Nazi could get into heaven, but then again we should remember how the Milgram Experiment taught us how the human race is inherently really f****d up.

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Male 592
I still don`t get the 666 thing. It either means evil--the common belief which probably a mistranslation, or it is a reference to Nero a Christian-killing-bastard/thespian/emperor, since numbers were represented with letters e.g. roman numerals back in the the day.

So, either way, the whole 666 thing either makes him look stupid(for not thoroughly checking his history books) or evil(because of the mistranslation or because Nero would`ve killed this guy`s followers just like any other Christians).

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Male 1,455
"this guy is a genius. he fills people up to the brim with bullpoo, tells them that they can do whatever so he doesn`t have to justify his lavish lifestyle, and bam, he`s a world-famous millionaire with millions of disciples."

Wow, just like the Catholic Church!

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Male 1,455
"He calls the Catholic Church evil but if his philosophy is right, I still don`t go to hell. Win-Win."

Nah, you still go to Hell for not believing in The Great Juju God Under The Sea, or whichever of the millions of religions is true.

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Female 488
this guy is a genius. he fills people up to the brim with bullpoo, tells them that they can do whatever so he doesn`t have to justify his lavish lifestyle, and bam, he`s a world-famous millionaire with millions of disciples.
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Male 2,605
Every one of those mind-numbingly stupid fools deserve to be fleeced of every dollar they`ve ever earned.
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Male 1,590
I thought Obama was the Second Coming. :-?
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Male 10,440
... and thats why christianity sucks. a lot.

seriously, what the fcuk was that??

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Male 80
having "jesus" in your name does not mean you`re THE jesus, you`re just A jesus.
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Female 576
Yea I`d like to see how long he kept his story if someone tried to nail him to a cross.

Heads up. The anti-christ is coming, but he`s not going to be so open as to put `666` up everywhere and get your attention with it.

People, please.

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Male 313
let`s see him turn water into wine
or water into funk
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Male 1,766
sdextrine the only problem is thats what religon does
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Female 297
CAN NO ONE SEE THE MARK OF THE DEVIL (666) ALL OVER EVERYTHING????? OH MY GOD!
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Male 483
just to make sure people know... i have ZERO problems with religion, you wanna be religious? go ahead more power to you have fun enjoy yourself be happy. just PLEASE don`t force me to be part of it when i CLEARLY have no interest and have my own set of beliefs already
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Male 483
Hmm... religions are pretty smart actually

they tell you your reward comes when you die...

that`s like me saying, "Hey do this, i`ll pay you when you die"

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Male 4,680
This just sums everything up:

"You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Dogs do not ritually urinate in hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Donkeys do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat`s meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man beahves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough"
Aldous Huxley

Cripes, 500 letter quote!

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Male 1,148
wow... he`s far from christ

he`s not even christian :|

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Male 3
IMHO: This guy is a nut. His followers are weak minded individuals. If it wasn`t for religious freaks indoctrinating their children before they reach the age of reason (thanks George), organized religion would cease to exist.
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Female 160
Aw man..I wanted to be Jesus..:-(
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Male 2,388
hesus is how you pronounce jesus in jew. And the 666 is to shock first time onlookers and to prove to everyoe that there is no hell by putting it upfront they are all nutjobs and should be hated just as much as scientology. Smart mareting by him though.
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Male 20
Think of religion as the ultimate betting game. Everyone picks their "winner" then at the end they find out if they backed the right one. Bring on 2012!
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Female 168
when will all these fools learn that religion was created to control them, idiots.
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Male 17
all the smoke in here makes it hard to see clearly.
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Male 4,004
YO TENGO UNA FIEVRE Y LO QUE NECESITO ES MAS COWBELL!
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Female 876
Wow. People are stupid.

I guess all I need to do to get rich is wear a cheap hat with 666 on it and claim I`m Jesus. Come on. Really? REALLY?

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Male 500
Fine. I`m prepared to believe it. Nail him up.
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Male 1,623
Lol @ Christianity.

There have been about 300 second comings already.
Just shows the ignorance of religious minds.

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Female 149
Eh, if people didn`t have religion to fight over they`d find something else. Like, oh, maybe, land or resources or power or luxuries or ideology in general.

Don`t blame religion for all that`s wrong with the world, blame people for jacking it up.

You can take the most sensible, practical, useful set of morals and guidelines for how to live a decent life and somebody somewhere will turn it into a legalistic crusade. Bleh.

If the Christians read their own book they`d notice that the only people Christ ever spent a significant amount of time condemning were the clergy of the day. Check out the Seven Woes sometime.

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Male 292
HE SHOULD BUY A YAMAHA! :D
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Male 308
fake!!!
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Male 341
oh yeah i forgot "if she weighs the same as a duck then she is made out of wood" "and there for" "A WITCH!!!!!"
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Male 341
Yeah pretty much all religions are crazy beliefs about things no one could understand just think about the witch scene in The holy grail..... " Why do witches burn?" "cause they`re made of wood" "BURN HER!!!!!!!!!"
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Female 1,496
All religions are pure utter BS. They are a tool...only a tool to control.
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Male 341
This is weird cause i was like listening along with all the songs on Genesis by Job for a cowboy and it is like all about the anti christ arriving and the end of the world and it is like as creepy as hell how similar it is with this i was like Oh my Frackin god!!!!!
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Male 2,160
gods damnit...now we have to crucify that fool again since someone obviously botched it the first time...
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Male 22
hahah so much religious arguments... so very funny to me. i am not religious but i wont say that religion hasnt helped alot of people. just dont push your beliefs on anyone els and all is cool.
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Male 614
Anti-Christ.
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Male 1,766
disclaimer:i do not actually hate everyone
this is what we call a hyperbole used for dramatic effect in establishing points.
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Male 1,766
Its to late for crap like this i hate everyone
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Male 1,766
OMG my comment was a f`ing joke ok im not angry at anyone im pretending to sound like a ignorant politicaly correct a-hole.
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Male 7,933
^^^
Dont forget the tattoo`s in their legs
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Male 649
hmmm i read about this in maxim once but the guy said he was the anti-christ not the second coming of jeebus
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Male 1,002
So... I wasn`t imagining the whole 666 thing was I? You know, because I`m pretty sure that`s a pretty significantly taboo symbol for the exact demographic that guy seems to attract. Aaaand he`s got them wearing it on hats.... And it`s on his podium. Aaaaaand the reporter didn`t even mention it..... well then, I think I`m gonna go to bed.
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Male 535
@patthebaker:
HE calls HIMSELF the anti-christ. This has nothing to do with race >-( If he labels himself that way, where the hell did your argument go? Oh, right, nowhere.
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Male 245
I hope Christ can do better than a middle aged chubby mexican dude with a lisp and the need for reading glasses
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Male 78
Kill him and see if the end of the world is set off. Thats what the death of the antichrist is supposed to spark off.
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Female 15,763
I read that as "Teacher Preacher" and laughed far too hard.
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Male 11
Cthulhu is in ur hed, eatn ur sanity.

Nom nom nom.

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Male 438
I`m god, give me money
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Male 1,089
lets see him fight hitler.
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Male 213
he sounds more like the devil trying to lure people
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Female 188
i hope someone tells those people not to drink the koolaid!

speaking of koolaid...........off to the kitchen!

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Male 1,766
children that`s what we call "sarcasm" can you say "sarcasm".....good
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Male 135
it`s not just because he`s hispanic. it`s the message he`s preaching. he`s fulfilling several end times prophecies, which is why everybody thinks he`s the antichrist.
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Male 868
Well, (that is if you believe this) I know for a fact that this guy isn`t Christ. We will have an impostor claim that he is the actual Christ Almighty come before the actual second coming of Christ. When in reality he is the beast or Satan, I forget which. So in saying, this guy is a fake and the actual Christ isn`t too far away from coming down and saying "Well hello there."
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Male 891
wth? he`s not the 2nd coming of christ...
how`d he get my social security number?
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Male 1,766
You guys are all rascist your calling the anti christ just because he is hispanic.>-(
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Male 629
Just saw the video, lol. Yeah I commented before watching but it was related...
Anyway. Obviously a false prophet as Jesus warned. I think that the followers just like the fact that someone`s telling them it`s okay to do whatever the hell you feel like, that there is no such thing as sin and there`s not going to be retribution for their actions. That`s really sad. I wouldn`t be surprised if all of a sudden they start committing crimes. And they don`t care that he`s living luxuriously when Jesus himself chose to live in poverty? And what`s with the 666? Is that not a bad symbol? Clearly they`re just too happy to hear that it`s okay to do whatever because there`s no consequence. I`m not saying hell necessarily but that`s what the basic idea is.
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Male 11,739
More proof that society in general is stupid.
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Male 7,933
^^^
DORAL FLORIDA GOD DAMMIT!
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Male 5,970
always from texas....sigh
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Male 5,620
REBELComx

Christianity`s message: You`re damnd to a place of torture for all eternity unless you do exactly as the church says. You were born a sinner, you`ll die a sinner, and the only way to heaven is accept christ...through the church, of course. Now give us money.


Me:
No.. That isn`t the message of Christianity. Although, I am sure that you will find churches like that.

Accept Jesus, and pray for forgiveness of your sin, and try to do what is right. Thats all it takes to go to heaven.

viczko: Are you a drating moron Rebel? of course jesus EXISTED. whether or not god exists is debatable. Now i am a christian (not a devout one by any means) but this guy (if he really was jesus) would be serving the people, not leading them. Oh and someone should get the cross and nails ready now xD

Me: Jesus isn`t coming back as a servant, or a preacher, or a rabbi. But, as a leader.

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Male 7,933
^^^^
Be sure to include Evangelical Atheist in that "religious people" part
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Male 1,365
Instructions when Jesus comes back from the dead..
1. Never let him bite you, his bite may infect you with the zombie disease that is enabling him to be ambulatory in the state of death.
2. Aim for the head,,,you must strike or bludgeon the skull to kill the zombie, guns work, but make sure you do not shoot bystanders because zombie flesh and bone is easily penetrable.
3. Do not ask God for help in escaping from " back from the dead Jesus"..trust me, he won`t even help cancer patients and dying children by aiding them with some comfort, do you really think he is going to favor you over his kid, God is cool, but you don`t want him as the ref when his kid is playing for the other team.
4. Finally, last but not least...never talk politics or religion on boards, because no one has strong enough convictions to laugh it off and not be offended. Almost all religous people are really weak in their faith..they feel that if they don`t defend it at every turn, it will wither
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Male 466
So lets get their phone numbers, call comcast or some other cable company and get this ball rolling.
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Male 2,593
Coranthulle
"Funnything is these money grubbing bastiches would be all for it too. Offer them a couple hundred thousand and both would be in the ring quicker than you can say an our father. "

See, people say I`m just wasting time.... But, this is JOB NETWORKING

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Male 466
Exactly... what ^^he ^^ said.
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Male 477
The Gregorian Calendar wasn`t put into effect until the late 16th Century. At which point it was BACKDATED to suit the supposed BIRTH of Christ, which no one can agree on (though it more than likely was in the spring). This calendar was put into effect long after the church began to twist other cultures religoins and use them to their own purposes to try to convert the pagans...which is why there are so many damn saints, and all our easter and christmas (and almost every other christian holiday) have major pagan themes.
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Male 466
Funnything is these money grubbing bastiches would be all for it too. Offer them a couple hundred thousand and both would be in the ring quicker than you can say an our father.
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Male 1,182
lets crucify him
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Male 466
OH i Know and it would sell so well.
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Male 2,593
Coran,
We could market this
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Male 466
Vic it was an arbitrary event-time that the grgorian calandar was based on. Do you think that is the only calandar? Try the Jewish calandar, Mayan calandar that ends in a couple of years, or how about the Chinese Calandar? See not all time is based the same.
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Male 132
anyone find it odd he fits a biblical prophesy of the anti christ?
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Male 466
ooh oooh.. we could call it christfight. Make it a weekly payperview event.

We could be millionaires. No make that billionaires.

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Male 906
i hope you feel good about yourself rebel... being a know it all makes everyone feel good. Tell me why the A.D and the B.C. (or B.C.E.) all focus around the time where jesus died?
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Male 2,593
Huskystiger
"There`s a Russian guy who has followers and claims that he is the second coming of Christ"


now if we can get this guy and the russian into a fight, THAT`S something for I-A-B

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Male 466
Thanks techgeek i think i will have one.
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Male 455
Be that as it may, people are making money off of the prophesy and it`s bull. Since Christianity is one of the most populous religions, that`s a pretty broad market.
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Male 2,593
p.p.s. Beer is good for helping to read forum arguments
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Male 629
There`s a Russian guy who has followers and claims that he is the second coming of Christ.
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Male 466
Christ was a myth built around a real person. You need only to draw all the parallels of christs trial and deeds to all the mythological stories of every faith in the region. Just like the story of Noah was a retelling of the epic of gilgamesh. Christ was a retelling of Hercules, Horus-Ra, and Thor. All sons of god (or at least the main god) and all had problems with mortal man in some way. In the end all of their stories served as moral examples for ways to live your life in a manner that was found to be moral for that time.
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Male 455
This is easy enough for me;
The guy`s a whacko. He`s definitely not the anti-Christ, because everyone`s supposed to love him by default. What concerns me is how people are so willing to believe what he has to say. Is modern religion so depressing and so out of touch with what people need that some moron claiming to be the second coming instantly has everyone`s vote?
The 666 thing confuses me, though. What about the SSS hat? Could be an acronym of Six Six Six.
Maybe he is the AC. I suppose an instant love of someone would be too suspicious...Watch this guy. I don`t trust him. He`s already got notoriety, and it`s what he wants.
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Female 254
UH OH.
ENDOFTHEWORLD.

-gets umbrella-

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Male 7,933
"Well Prime, outside the Bible there is only one piece of evidence to suggest Pilate existed"


I`ll take the Pilate Stone as evidence

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Female 306
Excuse me, it`s said Christians might have confessed to it and he burnt them in order to prove his innocence. But there`s no actual proof of what started it. Every emperor and king in Rome wanted to have something of their own to build and Nero enjoyed his fire. We`ll never know..
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Male 477
Well Prime, outside the Bible there is only one piece of evidence to suggest Pilate existed, yet we have lots of historical evidence to support the existance of the Prefects of Judea both before and after him. There is only one dirty, heavily damaged stone found in Israel, mentioning him dedicating a Tiberieum. The legible inscription is two or three fractions of a sentence. That`s like saying "Christ Saves" carved on the Roman catacombs is evidence of Christ`s existence.
The only reason we don`t tear into the Judeo Christian myths with the same scrutiny we do the Greek, Roman, Assyrian, Hindu, Taost, Shinto, Norse, Gaelic, Celtic, Native American, Aztec, Mayan, Incan, Cthulhu myths is because Christianity has basically been in charge of western civilization for 1700 years. All the events of Christ`s life have analogs in other culture`s mythologies.
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Male 9
Die hard religious people are pathetic, what a joke. Being religious and having your beliefs, perfectly acceptable. Basing EVERYTHING in life on religion and everything someone else does on you`re own beliefs, pathetic. Religion is used as a crutch to too many weak people that can`t get through a day without their bullpoo. I have no problem with someone believing in jesus, god, buddah, allah, etc etc and practicing ones religion. But when they start preaching and spewing crap from the mouth about every person they meet, they can go drat themselves. Do as I say or MY god says or burn in hell.
And these idiots that pay into evangelical idiots like this are even worse. But guess what, he gets to laugh all the way to the bank.
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Male 466
"Religion is a crutch for the weak-minded"
- Gov. Jesse Ventura
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Male 679
I`m thinking it must be fake...?

If you read about the second coming of Christ in the bible, it says the anti-Christ will show up first, and actually claim "I am the second coming of Christ", and he will have lots of followers and wear the mark of the devil (i.e. 666). This video so blatantly follows that prophecy to the letter that it must be fake, right?? I`m guessing someone created it to make people who know the Bible go "Oh Crap!! No! He`s the anti-Christ, don`t listen to him!!"

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Male 1,825
you`re all wrong
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Male 2,593
Prime, you rock man
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Male 466
And Prime thats what makes him dangerous. Where is Janet "Guns ablazing" Reno when we need her?
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Male 7,933
^^^^
Story has it as a fiddle.

And its fun to blame Nero, try it today at work. Your their at your office, spill coffee on the table... "DAMN YOU NERO"

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Male 2,593
Evanesia
" Nero was considered one of the first Anti-Christs, and he watched while Rome burned"


Nero was a nutball who burned a buttload of christians. But, he neither burned rome, or watched it burn. He was actually well out of the area at the time. That`s just a story.


p.s. If your going to tell the story, you forgot the part about him playing an instrument while he watched

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Female 1,142
I prefer antipasto, to be quite honest. :|
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Male 7,933
"What I want to know is what makes this guy so much more important than all the other bozos who claim to be Jesus/Anti-Christ/Satan/Moses/Elvis that came before him?"

This one has a lot more power than Jim Jones had.

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Female 306
I found him using 666 was hilarious. He`s only showing that it`s just a number and doesn`t mean anything. It was Nero`s address. Nero was considered one of the first Anti-Christs, and he watched while Rome burned.
I might not look up more about this guy, but he does have some major points. Yes, there is no devil and no sin. Would a God condemn his children? Would a parent condemn their children? (((I`m talking about the sane ones))) No. The only hell is on earth and that`s because we chose to make it so.
And, readme08, race does not matter. Mankind has yet to learn that everyone is the same, we are all humans. Gender discrimminations and racism aside, we are one.
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Male 7,933
rebel, most scholars agree that he did exist. Obviously it would be hard to find evidence of his existence, look at how hard it was to find evidence of Pontius Pilato (sp?, I only know it in spanish). There are some people suggesting it was a myth but that is still a very small view.
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Male 2,593
"non-nice individual" ??? Filters ftl
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Male 2,440
Of COURSE the Bible speaks of false prophets. There were a sh*t ton of "prophets" and "messiahs" back in the day (makes people stay with your religion is you say that all the others are false), and there continues to be "messiahs" because people are morons, too stupid to not flock to a magic man of god for holy bliss in their afterlife.

Come one, people. It`s 2008 already. Enough of this crap.

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Male 2,593
This guys an idiot. He`s purposely going through and acting the antichrist just to make money. What an non-nice individual. I`m not a religous person btw. It`s just that people who go to extreme lengths to just to disturb other people bothers me. I count myself as agnostic (raised catholic), I know everyone on here seems to hate the idea of religion, but, the idea really isn`t so bad. Infact I`d say it does have a good moral base most of the time. It`s the rest of the BS that gets me.
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Male 3,301
What I want to know is what makes this guy so much more important than all the other bozos who claim to be Jesus/Anti-Christ/Satan/Moses/Elvis that came before him?

I think the Bible itself mentions something like this. Saying how there will be many false prophets and whatnot...

And after this post I`m not gonna even touch this comments forum, cause I know it`s gonna erupt into a religious sh*tstorm of debate by page three...

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Male 904
FALSE.
he is actually the beast in disguise.
jk...?
but eventually his followers will be found dead with empty juice cups and his body in the center of the room
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Male 477
Unfortunately, Viczko, there is no historical evidence outside the Bible to suggest Christ actually lived. His life plays like the various hero/savior myths of various other cultures and religions, like all the church`s rituals. The closest actual historian to mention Jesus was a Roman who was born nearly 30 years AFTER Christ supposedly died and only mentioned him as the figure the "cult" of Christians honored.
It`s far more likely that Paul invented Jesus after reading other people`s myths and legends.
Has your faith been challenged so much that we must argue whether to count UP or DOWN now?
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Male 70
this man is the devil himself
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Male 7,933
""Daddy believes that Jesus is magical, and mommy (a Jew) is one of Gods chosen people.""


"Your not sick, your Jewish"- Jimmy Kimmel

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Female 317
So apparently he is trying to create his image of all-powerfullness by glorifying Satan.
It is going to be hilariously ironic when he goes to hell.
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Male 3,301
This is just too funny!!!
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Male 658
I`m the first coming of Quik2TheStab. Worship me or get stabbed quickly. Seriously.
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Male 848
The woman w/ the 666 hat went ot the wrong preaching ceremony!

The preacher looks like John C. Reilly!

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Female 1,071
"Daddy believes that Jesus is magical, and mommy (a Jew) is one of Gods chosen people."

Okay I`m ready for the arguments... let em come! BTW, that was a Sarah Silverman quote, not mine.

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Female 66
My preacher Father would have had a field day with this one!!! The anti-christ is here! Claims to be the son of God, the 666 there is no Devil. Dad would have the bible open to the book of Revelations and would be preaching up a storm. Fortunately for me ( and HIm) he has gone on to his reward and I don`t have to listen to it. Mind you I heard it all so many times I don`t need to hear it from him. It plays back at the touch of a button. Creepy the way this guy fufills so many biblical prophecies though.
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Male 9,305
It`s always best not to mix belief systems with politics. You may get a huge following, but not everyone`s going to agree with you.

IMHO: Ideas are best kept from becoming religion.

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Male 176
I think someone should snipe him to see if he`s the real deal. =)
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Male 7,933
"^ Thankfully you live in the ghetto? Don`t hear that often."

Well... its technically 1 block away. I live in a weird zone between ghetto, and rich. 2 blocks away from rich. I get the best of both worlds. The 3 malls of the rich, and the hang-out spots of the ghetto. Plus I dont pay taxes to the city because its not really either Doral or Sweetwater. Its nice, except the street races at night, they get annoying

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Male 194
I-A-B should start a church.. we could RULE THE WORLD!
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Male 27
FLAME WAR
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Male 509
^ Thankfully you live in the ghetto? Don`t hear that often.
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Male 906
and rebel... why the drat are you counting up? shouldnt you be counting down?
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Male 906
Are you a drating moron Rebel? of course jesus EXISTED. whether or not god exists is debatable. Now i am a christian (not a devout one by any means) but this guy (if he really was jesus) would be serving the people, not leading them. Oh and someone should get the cross and nails ready now xD
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Male 7,933
"ITS SPANISH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!"


YO TENGO UNA FIEVRE Y LO QUE NECESITO ES MAS COWBELL!

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Male 7,933
"that his "followers" will help him accomplish. ... And they will do it "in the name of God"."

Its Doral, they are suburban and sheltered (thankfully I live in Sweetwater which is the ghetto part of that area) they will never commit any crimes. If it interrupts their spa day they wont do it.

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Male 477
Hmmm. his message: Jesus took ALL your sins so it no longer exists. Heaven is for EVERYONE because gods love is strong enough to save EVERYONE.

Christianity`s message: You`re damnd to a place of torture for all eternity unless you do exactly as the church says. You were born a sinner, you`ll die a sinner, and the only way to heaven is accept christ...through the church, of course. Now give us money.

I agree he shouldn`t be accepting lavish gifts from his followers. But his message is much more appealing and falls much more inline with Christ`s true message...even though he didn`t really exist.

And Flame War in 1...2...3...

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Female 9
ITS SPANISH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!
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Male 7,933
okay rant over.

Since his church is based here (because he calls miami the capital of the world due to its diversity. (People from all parts of Cuba come here)) I know something about him.


He claims that he is NOT CHRIST. He is the Anti-Christ. Now, the Anti-Christ is often a mistaken term. ANTI- means AGAINST in latin BUT in Hebrew it means in place of. So he is standing in the place of Christ. He accepts gifts because as he puts it Jesus accepted gifts. 666 is "the number of the Beast". That is mistranslated to mean the DEVIL, but in actuality it was ONLY...ONLY, used for Nero.

He calls the Catholic Church evil but if his philosophy is right, I still don`t go to hell. Win-Win.

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Male 27
what an idiot
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Female 192
OMG! ANOTHER ONE FROM FLORIDA!!
How many is that, now? O.o
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Male 7,933
I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS!!!! HE IS FROM DORAL, FLORIDA A FEW BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE.

IF I HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO CRAZT PEOPLE CANT WE ATLEAST GET THE LOCATION RIGHT?

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Male 79
he looks different without his beard
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Male 198
That guys a geniuose..apparently im not cant even spell it...
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Male 293
When do they break out the koolaid and cyanide?
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Female 12
Well. That was odd. O_o Not much else to say here.
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Male 2,788
douchebag. o.o
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Male 64
bs all of it
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Female 192
Looks like a cult to me. :\
The 666 and the person with their right arm raised was enough for me. Hahaa...

I wouldn`t be surprised if he showed up on the news in the not-too-distant future for some MAJOR crime of some sort that his "followers" will help him accomplish. ... And they will do it "in the name of God".

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Male 312
I`m the 12th coming of Christ. Someone interview me!
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Male 55
I wasnt paying attention until i heard the part of him being leader of a world government. Then i was confused because i thought all he did was lead a cult and embrace the number 666.
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Male 20,827
Link: Texas Preacher Says He`s the 2nd Coming of Christ [Rate Link] - And guess what--he`s gaining more and more followers every day. What`s with the 666 though?
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