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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 5:50 pm
    Link: Texas Preacher Says He`s the 2nd Coming of Christ - And guess what--he`s gaining more and more followers every day. What`s with the 666 though?
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    phlem Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 6:43 pm
    I wasnt paying attention until i heard the part of him being leader of a world government. Then i was confused because i thought all he did was lead a cult and embrace the number 666.
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    Moenkie Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:18 pm
    I`m the 12th coming of Christ. Someone interview me!
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    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    Looks like a cult to me. :\
    The 666 and the person with their right arm raised was enough for me. Hahaa...

    I wouldn`t be surprised if he showed up on the news in the not-too-distant future for some MAJOR crime of some sort that his "followers" will help him accomplish. ... And they will do it "in the name of God".

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    Pattywagon Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    bs all of it
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    deathxtra Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:19 pm
    douchebag. o.o
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    Exdee Female 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:20 pm
    Well. That was odd. O_o Not much else to say here.
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    Isobar Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:21 pm
    When do they break out the koolaid and cyanide?
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    spartanman Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    That guys a geniuose..apparently im not cant even spell it...
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    NoWater Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:22 pm
    he looks different without his beard
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:23 pm
    I AM DEEPLY OFFENDED BY THIS!!!! HE IS FROM DORAL, FLORIDA A FEW BLOCKS FROM MY HOUSE.

    IF I HAVE TO LIVE NEXT TO CRAZT PEOPLE CANT WE ATLEAST GET THE LOCATION RIGHT?

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    FixTheYellow Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:24 pm
    OMG! ANOTHER ONE FROM FLORIDA!!
    How many is that, now? O.o
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    blackandblue Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    what an idiot
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:26 pm
    okay rant over.

    Since his church is based here (because he calls miami the capital of the world due to its diversity. (People from all parts of Cuba come here)) I know something about him.


    He claims that he is NOT CHRIST. He is the Anti-Christ. Now, the Anti-Christ is often a mistaken term. ANTI- means AGAINST in latin BUT in Hebrew it means in place of. So he is standing in the place of Christ. He accepts gifts because as he puts it Jesus accepted gifts. 666 is "the number of the Beast". That is mistranslated to mean the DEVIL, but in actuality it was ONLY...ONLY, used for Nero.

    He calls the Catholic Church evil but if his philosophy is right, I still don`t go to hell. Win-Win.

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    OfCourse22 Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    ITS SPANISH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:27 pm
    Hmmm. his message: Jesus took ALL your sins so it no longer exists. Heaven is for EVERYONE because gods love is strong enough to save EVERYONE.

    Christianity`s message: You`re damnd to a place of torture for all eternity unless you do exactly as the church says. You were born a sinner, you`ll die a sinner, and the only way to heaven is accept christ...through the church, of course. Now give us money.

    I agree he shouldn`t be accepting lavish gifts from his followers. But his message is much more appealing and falls much more inline with Christ`s true message...even though he didn`t really exist.

    And Flame War in 1...2...3...

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:28 pm
    "that his "followers" will help him accomplish. ... And they will do it "in the name of God"."

    Its Doral, they are suburban and sheltered (thankfully I live in Sweetwater which is the ghetto part of that area) they will never commit any crimes. If it interrupts their spa day they wont do it.

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:29 pm
    "ITS SPANISH CHRISTOPHER WALKEN!!!!"


    YO TENGO UNA FIEVRE Y LO QUE NECESITO ES MAS COWBELL!

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    viczko Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:31 pm
    Are you a drating moron Rebel? of course jesus EXISTED. whether or not god exists is debatable. Now i am a christian (not a devout one by any means) but this guy (if he really was jesus) would be serving the people, not leading them. Oh and someone should get the cross and nails ready now xD
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    viczko Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    and rebel... why the drat are you counting up? shouldnt you be counting down?
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    Anish Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    ^ Thankfully you live in the ghetto? Don`t hear that often.
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    blackandblue Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:32 pm
    FLAME WAR
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    angrytick Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:33 pm
    I-A-B should start a church.. we could RULE THE WORLD!
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:34 pm
    "^ Thankfully you live in the ghetto? Don`t hear that often."

    Well... its technically 1 block away. I live in a weird zone between ghetto, and rich. 2 blocks away from rich. I get the best of both worlds. The 3 malls of the rich, and the hang-out spots of the ghetto. Plus I dont pay taxes to the city because its not really either Doral or Sweetwater. Its nice, except the street races at night, they get annoying

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    kickass9 Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    I think someone should snipe him to see if he`s the real deal. =)
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:35 pm
    It`s always best not to mix belief systems with politics. You may get a huge following, but not everyone`s going to agree with you.

    IMHO: Ideas are best kept from becoming religion.

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    laura092 Female 60-69
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:38 pm
    My preacher Father would have had a field day with this one!!! The anti-christ is here! Claims to be the son of God, the 666 there is no Devil. Dad would have the bible open to the book of Revelations and would be preaching up a storm. Fortunately for me ( and HIm) he has gone on to his reward and I don`t have to listen to it. Mind you I heard it all so many times I don`t need to hear it from him. It plays back at the touch of a button. Creepy the way this guy fufills so many biblical prophecies though.
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    SarahColleen Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:42 pm
    "Daddy believes that Jesus is magical, and mommy (a Jew) is one of Gods chosen people."

    Okay I`m ready for the arguments... let em come! BTW, that was a Sarah Silverman quote, not mine.

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    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:44 pm
    The woman w/ the 666 hat went ot the wrong preaching ceremony!

    The preacher looks like John C. Reilly!

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    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:45 pm
    I`m the first coming of Quik2TheStab. Worship me or get stabbed quickly. Seriously.
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:46 pm
    This is just too funny!!!
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    genericuser Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:47 pm
    So apparently he is trying to create his image of all-powerfullness by glorifying Satan.
    It is going to be hilariously ironic when he goes to hell.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:49 pm
    ""Daddy believes that Jesus is magical, and mommy (a Jew) is one of Gods chosen people.""


    "Your not sick, your Jewish"- Jimmy Kimmel

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    InvertMini55 Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    this man is the devil himself
  35. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:52 pm
    Unfortunately, Viczko, there is no historical evidence outside the Bible to suggest Christ actually lived. His life plays like the various hero/savior myths of various other cultures and religions, like all the church`s rituals. The closest actual historian to mention Jesus was a Roman who was born nearly 30 years AFTER Christ supposedly died and only mentioned him as the figure the "cult" of Christians honored.
    It`s far more likely that Paul invented Jesus after reading other people`s myths and legends.
    Has your faith been challenged so much that we must argue whether to count UP or DOWN now?
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    maceizballin Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:54 pm
    FALSE.
    he is actually the beast in disguise.
    jk...?
    but eventually his followers will be found dead with empty juice cups and his body in the center of the room
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    LoofahBoy Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:56 pm
    What I want to know is what makes this guy so much more important than all the other bozos who claim to be Jesus/Anti-Christ/Satan/Moses/Elvis that came before him?

    I think the Bible itself mentions something like this. Saying how there will be many false prophets and whatnot...

    And after this post I`m not gonna even touch this comments forum, cause I know it`s gonna erupt into a religious sh*tstorm of debate by page three...

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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    This guys an idiot. He`s purposely going through and acting the antichrist just to make money. What an non-nice individual. I`m not a religous person btw. It`s just that people who go to extreme lengths to just to disturb other people bothers me. I count myself as agnostic (raised catholic), I know everyone on here seems to hate the idea of religion, but, the idea really isn`t so bad. Infact I`d say it does have a good moral base most of the time. It`s the rest of the BS that gets me.
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    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    Of COURSE the Bible speaks of false prophets. There were a sh*t ton of "prophets" and "messiahs" back in the day (makes people stay with your religion is you say that all the others are false), and there continues to be "messiahs" because people are morons, too stupid to not flock to a magic man of god for holy bliss in their afterlife.

    Come one, people. It`s 2008 already. Enough of this crap.

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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 7:59 pm
    "non-nice individual" ??? Filters ftl
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:03 pm
    rebel, most scholars agree that he did exist. Obviously it would be hard to find evidence of his existence, look at how hard it was to find evidence of Pontius Pilato (sp?, I only know it in spanish). There are some people suggesting it was a myth but that is still a very small view.
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    Evanesia Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    I found him using 666 was hilarious. He`s only showing that it`s just a number and doesn`t mean anything. It was Nero`s address. Nero was considered one of the first Anti-Christs, and he watched while Rome burned.
    I might not look up more about this guy, but he does have some major points. Yes, there is no devil and no sin. Would a God condemn his children? Would a parent condemn their children? (((I`m talking about the sane ones))) No. The only hell is on earth and that`s because we chose to make it so.
    And, readme08, race does not matter. Mankind has yet to learn that everyone is the same, we are all humans. Gender discrimminations and racism aside, we are one.
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:04 pm
    "What I want to know is what makes this guy so much more important than all the other bozos who claim to be Jesus/Anti-Christ/Satan/Moses/Elvis that came before him?"

    This one has a lot more power than Jim Jones had.

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    White_Wolfos Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:06 pm
    I prefer antipasto, to be quite honest. :|
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:09 pm
    Evanesia
    " Nero was considered one of the first Anti-Christs, and he watched while Rome burned"


    Nero was a nutball who burned a buttload of christians. But, he neither burned rome, or watched it burn. He was actually well out of the area at the time. That`s just a story.


    p.s. If your going to tell the story, you forgot the part about him playing an instrument while he watched

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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:12 pm
    ^^^^
    Story has it as a fiddle.

    And its fun to blame Nero, try it today at work. Your their at your office, spill coffee on the table... "DAMN YOU NERO"

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    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:13 pm
    And Prime thats what makes him dangerous. Where is Janet "Guns ablazing" Reno when we need her?
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:14 pm
    Prime, you rock man
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    kenny_f Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:15 pm
    you`re all wrong
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    keatonatron Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:16 pm
    I`m thinking it must be fake...?

    If you read about the second coming of Christ in the bible, it says the anti-Christ will show up first, and actually claim "I am the second coming of Christ", and he will have lots of followers and wear the mark of the devil (i.e. 666). This video so blatantly follows that prophecy to the letter that it must be fake, right?? I`m guessing someone created it to make people who know the Bible go "Oh Crap!! No! He`s the anti-Christ, don`t listen to him!!"

  51. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:17 pm
    "Religion is a crutch for the weak-minded"
    - Gov. Jesse Ventura
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    Grim_Smoker Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:18 pm
    Die hard religious people are pathetic, what a joke. Being religious and having your beliefs, perfectly acceptable. Basing EVERYTHING in life on religion and everything someone else does on you`re own beliefs, pathetic. Religion is used as a crutch to too many weak people that can`t get through a day without their bullpoo. I have no problem with someone believing in jesus, god, buddah, allah, etc etc and practicing ones religion. But when they start preaching and spewing crap from the mouth about every person they meet, they can go drat themselves. Do as I say or MY god says or burn in hell.
    And these idiots that pay into evangelical idiots like this are even worse. But guess what, he gets to laugh all the way to the bank.
  53. Profile photo of REBELComx
    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:21 pm
    Well Prime, outside the Bible there is only one piece of evidence to suggest Pilate existed, yet we have lots of historical evidence to support the existance of the Prefects of Judea both before and after him. There is only one dirty, heavily damaged stone found in Israel, mentioning him dedicating a Tiberieum. The legible inscription is two or three fractions of a sentence. That`s like saying "Christ Saves" carved on the Roman catacombs is evidence of Christ`s existence.
    The only reason we don`t tear into the Judeo Christian myths with the same scrutiny we do the Greek, Roman, Assyrian, Hindu, Taost, Shinto, Norse, Gaelic, Celtic, Native American, Aztec, Mayan, Incan, Cthulhu myths is because Christianity has basically been in charge of western civilization for 1700 years. All the events of Christ`s life have analogs in other culture`s mythologies.
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    Evanesia Female 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:24 pm
    Excuse me, it`s said Christians might have confessed to it and he burnt them in order to prove his innocence. But there`s no actual proof of what started it. Every emperor and king in Rome wanted to have something of their own to build and Nero enjoyed his fire. We`ll never know..
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:27 pm
    "Well Prime, outside the Bible there is only one piece of evidence to suggest Pilate existed"


    I`ll take the Pilate Stone as evidence

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    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:30 pm
    UH OH.
    ENDOFTHEWORLD.

    -gets umbrella-

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    Grossen Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:31 pm
    This is easy enough for me;
    The guy`s a whacko. He`s definitely not the anti-Christ, because everyone`s supposed to love him by default. What concerns me is how people are so willing to believe what he has to say. Is modern religion so depressing and so out of touch with what people need that some moron claiming to be the second coming instantly has everyone`s vote?
    The 666 thing confuses me, though. What about the SSS hat? Could be an acronym of Six Six Six.
    Maybe he is the AC. I suppose an instant love of someone would be too suspicious...Watch this guy. I don`t trust him. He`s already got notoriety, and it`s what he wants.
  58. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:32 pm
    Christ was a myth built around a real person. You need only to draw all the parallels of christs trial and deeds to all the mythological stories of every faith in the region. Just like the story of Noah was a retelling of the epic of gilgamesh. Christ was a retelling of Hercules, Horus-Ra, and Thor. All sons of god (or at least the main god) and all had problems with mortal man in some way. In the end all of their stories served as moral examples for ways to live your life in a manner that was found to be moral for that time.
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:33 pm
    There`s a Russian guy who has followers and claims that he is the second coming of Christ.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:37 pm
    p.p.s. Beer is good for helping to read forum arguments
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    Grossen Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:38 pm
    Be that as it may, people are making money off of the prophesy and it`s bull. Since Christianity is one of the most populous religions, that`s a pretty broad market.
  62. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    Thanks techgeek i think i will have one.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:40 pm
    Huskystiger
    "There`s a Russian guy who has followers and claims that he is the second coming of Christ"


    now if we can get this guy and the russian into a fight, THAT`S something for I-A-B

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    viczko Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    i hope you feel good about yourself rebel... being a know it all makes everyone feel good. Tell me why the A.D and the B.C. (or B.C.E.) all focus around the time where jesus died?
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    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:41 pm
    ooh oooh.. we could call it christfight. Make it a weekly payperview event.

    We could be millionaires. No make that billionaires.

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    awesomeloser Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:42 pm
    anyone find it odd he fits a biblical prophesy of the anti christ?
  67. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:43 pm
    Vic it was an arbitrary event-time that the grgorian calandar was based on. Do you think that is the only calandar? Try the Jewish calandar, Mayan calandar that ends in a couple of years, or how about the Chinese Calandar? See not all time is based the same.
  68. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:44 pm
    Coran,
    We could market this
  69. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:47 pm
    OH i Know and it would sell so well.
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    basketkase Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:48 pm
    lets crucify him
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    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:49 pm
    Funnything is these money grubbing bastiches would be all for it too. Offer them a couple hundred thousand and both would be in the ring quicker than you can say an our father.
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    REBELComx Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:51 pm
    The Gregorian Calendar wasn`t put into effect until the late 16th Century. At which point it was BACKDATED to suit the supposed BIRTH of Christ, which no one can agree on (though it more than likely was in the spring). This calendar was put into effect long after the church began to twist other cultures religoins and use them to their own purposes to try to convert the pagans...which is why there are so many damn saints, and all our easter and christmas (and almost every other christian holiday) have major pagan themes.
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    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:52 pm
    Exactly... what ^^he ^^ said.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:53 pm
    Coranthulle
    "Funnything is these money grubbing bastiches would be all for it too. Offer them a couple hundred thousand and both would be in the ring quicker than you can say an our father. "

    See, people say I`m just wasting time.... But, this is JOB NETWORKING

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    coranthulle Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:55 pm
    So lets get their phone numbers, call comcast or some other cable company and get this ball rolling.
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    Painter13 Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:57 pm
    Instructions when Jesus comes back from the dead..
    1. Never let him bite you, his bite may infect you with the zombie disease that is enabling him to be ambulatory in the state of death.
    2. Aim for the head,,,you must strike or bludgeon the skull to kill the zombie, guns work, but make sure you do not shoot bystanders because zombie flesh and bone is easily penetrable.
    3. Do not ask God for help in escaping from " back from the dead Jesus"..trust me, he won`t even help cancer patients and dying children by aiding them with some comfort, do you really think he is going to favor you over his kid, God is cool, but you don`t want him as the ref when his kid is playing for the other team.
    4. Finally, last but not least...never talk politics or religion on boards, because no one has strong enough convictions to laugh it off and not be offended. Almost all religous people are really weak in their faith..they feel that if they don`t defend it at every turn, it will wither
  77. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 8:59 pm
    ^^^^
    Be sure to include Evangelical Atheist in that "religious people" part
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    elkingo Male 30-39
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    July 17, 2008 at 9:00 pm
    REBELComx

    Christianity`s message: You`re damnd to a place of torture for all eternity unless you do exactly as the church says. You were born a sinner, you`ll die a sinner, and the only way to heaven is accept christ...through the church, of course. Now give us money.


    Me:
    No.. That isn`t the message of Christianity. Although, I am sure that you will find churches like that.

    Accept Jesus, and pray for forgiveness of your sin, and try to do what is right. Thats all it takes to go to heaven.

    viczko: Are you a drating moron Rebel? of course jesus EXISTED. whether or not god exists is debatable. Now i am a christian (not a devout one by any means) but this guy (if he really was jesus) would be serving the people, not leading them. Oh and someone should get the cross and nails ready now xD

    Me: Jesus isn`t coming back as a servant, or a preacher, or a rabbi. But, as a leader.

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    hehehenerd Male 13-17
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    July 17, 2008 at 9:03 pm
    always from texas....sigh
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 9:09 pm
    ^^^
    DORAL FLORIDA GOD DAMMIT!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 17, 2008 at 9:13 pm
    More proof that society in general is stupid.
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    HuskysTiger Male 18-29
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    July 17, 2008 at 9:20 pm
    Just saw the video, lol. Yeah I commented before watching but it was related...
    Anyway. Obviously a false prophet as Jesus warned. I think that the followers just like the fact that someone`s telling them it`s okay to do whatever the hell you feel like, that there is no such thing as sin and there`s not going to be retribution for their actions. That`s really sad. I wouldn`t be surprised if all of a sudden they start committing crimes. And they don`t care that he`s living luxuriously when Jesus himself chose to live in poverty? And what`s with the 666? Is that not a bad symbol? Clearly they`re just too happy to hear that it`s okay to do whatever because there`s no consequence. I`m not saying hell necessarily but that`s what the basic idea is.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:21 pm
    You guys are all rascist your calling the anti christ just because he is hispanic.>-(
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    duckinfuh Male 18-29
    891 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:44 pm
    wth? he`s not the 2nd coming of christ...
    how`d he get my social security number?
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    DHise Male 13-17
    868 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    Well, (that is if you believe this) I know for a fact that this guy isn`t Christ. We will have an impostor claim that he is the actual Christ Almighty come before the actual second coming of Christ. When in reality he is the beast or Satan, I forget which. So in saying, this guy is a fake and the actual Christ isn`t too far away from coming down and saying "Well hello there."
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    brad4566 Male 18-29
    135 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:49 pm
    it`s not just because he`s hispanic. it`s the message he`s preaching. he`s fulfilling several end times prophecies, which is why everybody thinks he`s the antichrist.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:54 pm
    children that`s what we call "sarcasm" can you say "sarcasm".....good
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    spookybee Female 30-39
    190 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 9:55 pm
    i hope someone tells those people not to drink the koolaid!

    speaking of koolaid...........off to the kitchen!

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    kittyloaf Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:00 pm
    he sounds more like the devil trying to lure people
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    airsofter1 Male 18-29
    1090 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    lets see him fight hitler.
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    quack_stud Male 13-17
    439 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    I`m god, give me money
  92. Profile photo of Unrepentant
    Unrepentant Male 40-49
    11 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:48 pm
    Cthulhu is in ur hed, eatn ur sanity.

    Nom nom nom.

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    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 10:55 pm
    I read that as "Teacher Preacher" and laughed far too hard.
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    Jonas999 Male 30-39
    78 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:15 pm
    Kill him and see if the end of the world is set off. Thats what the death of the antichrist is supposed to spark off.
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    crazyotto Male 30-39
    245 posts
    July 17, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    I hope Christ can do better than a middle aged chubby mexican dude with a lisp and the need for reading glasses
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    Deviros Male 18-29
    535 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:04 am
    @patthebaker:
    HE calls HIMSELF the anti-christ. This has nothing to do with race >-( If he labels himself that way, where the hell did your argument go? Oh, right, nowhere.
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    Joolin Male 18-29
    1003 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:08 am
    So... I wasn`t imagining the whole 666 thing was I? You know, because I`m pretty sure that`s a pretty significantly taboo symbol for the exact demographic that guy seems to attract. Aaaand he`s got them wearing it on hats.... And it`s on his podium. Aaaaaand the reporter didn`t even mention it..... well then, I think I`m gonna go to bed.
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    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:23 am
    hmmm i read about this in maxim once but the guy said he was the anti-christ not the second coming of jeebus
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    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:26 am
    ^^^
    Dont forget the tattoo`s in their legs
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:35 am
    OMG my comment was a f`ing joke ok im not angry at anyone im pretending to sound like a ignorant politicaly correct a-hole.
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    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:36 am
    Its to late for crap like this i hate everyone
  102. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:37 am
    disclaimer:i do not actually hate everyone
    this is what we call a hyperbole used for dramatic effect in establishing points.
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    bluethen Male 13-17
    617 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:22 am
    Anti-Christ.
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    lghjhgcd Male 18-29
    22 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:23 am
    hahah so much religious arguments... so very funny to me. i am not religious but i wont say that religion hasnt helped alot of people. just dont push your beliefs on anyone els and all is cool.
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    VikingGuy Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:33 am
    gods damnit...now we have to crucify that fool again since someone obviously botched it the first time...
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    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:51 am
    This is weird cause i was like listening along with all the songs on Genesis by Job for a cowboy and it is like all about the anti christ arriving and the end of the world and it is like as creepy as hell how similar it is with this i was like Oh my Frackin god!!!!!
  107. Profile photo of Devi3000
    Devi3000 Female 18-29
    1497 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:54 am
    All religions are pure utter BS. They are a tool...only a tool to control.
  108. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:02 am
    Yeah pretty much all religions are crazy beliefs about things no one could understand just think about the witch scene in The holy grail..... " Why do witches burn?" "cause they`re made of wood" "BURN HER!!!!!!!!!"
  109. Profile photo of Buzzard250
    Buzzard250 Male 18-29
    342 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:03 am
    oh yeah i forgot "if she weighs the same as a duck then she is made out of wood" "and there for" "A WITCH!!!!!"
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    lucid_wizard Male 18-29
    308 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:07 am
    fake!!!
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    Meh110 Male 13-17
    292 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:09 am
    HE SHOULD BUY A YAMAHA! :D
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    ecpkngt Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:35 am
    Eh, if people didn`t have religion to fight over they`d find something else. Like, oh, maybe, land or resources or power or luxuries or ideology in general.

    Don`t blame religion for all that`s wrong with the world, blame people for jacking it up.

    You can take the most sensible, practical, useful set of morals and guidelines for how to live a decent life and somebody somewhere will turn it into a legalistic crusade. Bleh.

    If the Christians read their own book they`d notice that the only people Christ ever spent a significant amount of time condemning were the clergy of the day. Check out the Seven Woes sometime.

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    kairobert Male 18-29
    1626 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:40 am
    Lol @ Christianity.

    There have been about 300 second comings already.
    Just shows the ignorance of religious minds.

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    Max_Normal Male 30-39
    501 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 5:02 am
    Fine. I`m prepared to believe it. Nail him up.
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    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:15 am
    Wow. People are stupid.

    I guess all I need to do to get rich is wear a cheap hat with 666 on it and claim I`m Jesus. Come on. Really? REALLY?

  116. Profile photo of Batmanners
    Batmanners Male 18-29
    4007 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:18 am
    YO TENGO UNA FIEVRE Y LO QUE NECESITO ES MAS COWBELL!
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    mordecai8318 Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:43 am
    all the smoke in here makes it hard to see clearly.
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    theuhstuf Female 70 & Over
    168 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 6:48 am
    when will all these fools learn that religion was created to control them, idiots.
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    ClockworkBOB Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:10 am
    Think of religion as the ultimate betting game. Everyone picks their "winner" then at the end they find out if they backed the right one. Bring on 2012!
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    s0rd3dvis1on Male 18-29
    2389 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 7:55 am
    hesus is how you pronounce jesus in jew. And the 666 is to shock first time onlookers and to prove to everyoe that there is no hell by putting it upfront they are all nutjobs and should be hated just as much as scientology. Smart mareting by him though.
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    shelerella Female 18-29
    160 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 8:55 am
    Aw man..I wanted to be Jesus..:-(
  122. Profile photo of wruley
    wruley Male 30-39
    3 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:03 am
    IMHO: This guy is a nut. His followers are weak minded individuals. If it wasn`t for religious freaks indoctrinating their children before they reach the age of reason (thanks George), organized religion would cease to exist.
  123. Profile photo of The-Sentinel
    The-Sentinel Male 18-29
    1150 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:14 am
    wow... he`s far from christ

    he`s not even christian :|

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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 9:53 am
    This just sums everything up:

    "You never see animals going through the absurd and often horrible fooleries of magic and religion. Dogs do not ritually urinate in hope of persuading heaven to do the same and send down rain. Donkeys do not bray a liturgy to cloudless skies. Nor do cats attempt, by abstinence from cat`s meat, to wheedle the feline spirits into benevolence. Only man beahves with such gratuitous folly. It is the price he has to pay for being intelligent but not, as yet, quite intelligent enough"
    Aldous Huxley

    Cripes, 500 letter quote!

  125. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 10:02 am
    Hmm... religions are pretty smart actually

    they tell you your reward comes when you die...

    that`s like me saying, "Hey do this, i`ll pay you when you die"

  126. Profile photo of Dextrine
    Dextrine Male 18-29
    483 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 10:05 am
    just to make sure people know... i have ZERO problems with religion, you wanna be religious? go ahead more power to you have fun enjoy yourself be happy. just PLEASE don`t force me to be part of it when i CLEARLY have no interest and have my own set of beliefs already
  127. Profile photo of Angel25
    Angel25 Female 18-29
    298 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 11:26 am
    CAN NO ONE SEE THE MARK OF THE DEVIL (666) ALL OVER EVERYTHING????? OH MY GOD!
  128. Profile photo of patthebaker
    patthebaker Male 18-29
    1768 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 11:43 am
    sdextrine the only problem is thats what religon does
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    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 11:53 am
    let`s see him turn water into wine
    or water into funk
  130. Profile photo of desie
    desie Female 18-29
    576 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 12:03 pm
    Yea I`d like to see how long he kept his story if someone tried to nail him to a cross.

    Heads up. The anti-christ is coming, but he`s not going to be so open as to put `666` up everywhere and get your attention with it.

    People, please.

  131. Profile photo of norwegian
    norwegian Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:19 pm
    having "jesus" in your name does not mean you`re THE jesus, you`re just A jesus.
  132. Profile photo of LazyMe484
    LazyMe484 Male 18-29
    10443 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 1:56 pm
    ... and thats why christianity sucks. a lot.

    seriously, what the fcuk was that??

  133. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1589 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:46 pm
    I thought Obama was the Second Coming. :-?
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    Overmann Male 18-29
    2600 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 2:48 pm
    Every one of those mind-numbingly stupid fools deserve to be fleeced of every dollar they`ve ever earned.
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    maneaterx3 Female 13-17
    488 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    this guy is a genius. he fills people up to the brim with bullpoo, tells them that they can do whatever so he doesn`t have to justify his lavish lifestyle, and bam, he`s a world-famous millionaire with millions of disciples.
  136. Profile photo of Slyguy056
    Slyguy056 Male 13-17
    82 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:08 pm
    Woah, looks like a potential antichrist to me
  137. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:53 pm
    "He calls the Catholic Church evil but if his philosophy is right, I still don`t go to hell. Win-Win."

    Nah, you still go to Hell for not believing in The Great Juju God Under The Sea, or whichever of the millions of religions is true.

  138. Profile photo of catbarf
    catbarf Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    "this guy is a genius. he fills people up to the brim with bullpoo, tells them that they can do whatever so he doesn`t have to justify his lavish lifestyle, and bam, he`s a world-famous millionaire with millions of disciples."

    Wow, just like the Catholic Church!

  139. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:15 pm
    I still don`t get the 666 thing. It either means evil--the common belief which probably a mistranslation, or it is a reference to Nero a Christian-killing-bastard/thespian/emperor, since numbers were represented with letters e.g. roman numerals back in the the day.

    So, either way, the whole 666 thing either makes him look stupid(for not thoroughly checking his history books) or evil(because of the mistranslation or because Nero would`ve killed this guy`s followers just like any other Christians).

  140. Profile photo of Ohnjaynb
    Ohnjaynb Male 18-29
    594 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:21 pm
    Also, Christians--or at least Catholics who are actually listening to the clergy--do believe that we`re sinners but they also believe that God is sorta fine with that so long as we really are trying to be good. We`re not perfect and we don`t have to be; all we need to do is repent and make the good faith effort to come closer to God. That`s the true Catholic standpoint(of today) as I understand it.

    It might be hard to think that even some Nazi could get into heaven, but then again we should remember how the Milgram Experiment taught us how the human race is inherently really f****d up.

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    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm
    This guy fails at life, miserably.
  142. Profile photo of latexca
    latexca Male 40-49
    10 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    I HATE all this kind of simple minded people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  143. Profile photo of ace421
    ace421 Female 60-69
    13 posts
    July 18, 2008 at 10:17 pm
    ALL religion is a cult. Who in their right mind believes in god anymore?

    Pink Hole and god anyone?

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    GothPirate Female 18-29
    121 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 7:10 am
    Funny that his philosophy is pretty much taken right from Satanism. Indulgence and no sin and whatnot....

    Which would explain the 666 everywhere I guess. People are stupid.

  145. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 7:33 am
    Chances are, he`s purposely trying to look like the antichrist so that people will believe the end has come and give him lots of money.
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    adam1993 Male 13-17
    242 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 9:16 am
    are you serious? i agree with kickass9 this is bs.
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    skipidydooda Male 13-17
    178 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 2:17 pm
    yah i thought obama was gonna be the anti christ but this guy is basically admitting he is
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    CaaBaaRaa Female 13-17
    180 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 3:03 pm
    Reminds me of Little Nicky...Hahahaha
  149. Profile photo of tofep
    tofep Male 13-17
    174 posts
    July 19, 2008 at 6:56 pm
    yeah, its a cult he goes by like.... nothing from the bible
  150. Profile photo of driftingby
    driftingby Female 13-17
    57 posts
    July 21, 2008 at 11:26 am
    Ah, I was afraid I was the only onbe saying, Anti-Christ.

    come on, there are big signs, he wants a World gov where he`s the leader, many devoted followers, lives in Florida?

    If that doesn`t say harbinger of doom I don`t knoiw what does.

  151. Profile photo of Kaizer250
    Kaizer250 Male 18-29
    777 posts
    July 24, 2008 at 12:04 am
    You`d think that a perfect and infinite god would be able to project himself through something a bit more impressive than an aging chubby guy.
  152. Profile photo of eggsnham
    eggsnham Male 13-17
    1140 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 7:01 am
    sounds like this guy wanted to be Christian but couldn`t deal with the concept of sin judgment and hell and i bet that hes gonna kill everyone with cyanide in the next 5 years
  153. Profile photo of unreedemed
    unreedemed Male 13-17
    546 posts
    August 9, 2008 at 2:29 pm
    religion shouldnt be about making you go to church or else you get assraped by the devil.

    but wtf is this is guy smoking calling himself the second coming of christ?

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    LordNick Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 22, 2009 at 5:05 pm
    The easiest way to get rich... tell a bunch of idiots that god talks to you and that he needs your donations...
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    iluvpink13 Female 18-29
    1414 posts
    July 8, 2009 at 11:54 pm
    woah, big iab debate in here...

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