Teen Accused of Distributing Marijuana Cookies

Submitted by: triplej 8 years ago

Normally, this might be welcomed with a certain groups, but this kid picked the wrong people to give treats to.
There are 71 comments:
Male 5,190
I have got to do that. But with only weed in them. And do It secretly too so they can;t trace it back to me. >:D Then when they eat them and get a body high they will understand muwahahah.
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Male 107
I would like to say that in less than a year, Watauga, Texas has been in National news two or three times in relation to drugs... I live in Watauga, and it`s not a bad place to live. I`ve never encountered (to my knowledge) drug users or pot smokers. If there are users, they`re nice or I don`t encounter them. But who knows? Anyway, it`s a small town just Northeast of Fort Worth. It`s not a bad place to live, but there are run-down sections.
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Female 101
so the kid cant get in trouble since the officers were not affected AHAHA!
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Female 531
it surprises me how many mainstream news articles show up on here... definately boring to go to CNN.com and then come here with the same crap. not to mention it was on CNN about 2 or 3 days before it showed up here.
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Male 14
weed isnt a drug to be honest the negative effects to your system are negligible, THC actually destroys decrepit lung cells more likely to turn cancerous and the schizophrenia rates in amsterdam have not risen since the arrival of the coffee shops. you can kill yourself easily with a pack of paracetamol but you need to smoke more than your bodyweight in a minute to die of THC poisoning (the carbon monoxide would have killed you long before that) and stoned drivers are aware of their impairment (unlike drunk ones) and drive safer accordingly . all prohabition has done in england at least is to destroy the quality as things such as starch, sand and fibreglass are added to increase the weight which is much more dangerous than the weed itself. as well as increasing the price. lukily the spliff im smoking now is clean and the Spengfoooolyy
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Female 128
HAHA they ate them!
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Female 475
ughm...shortsagitar? yea...they told us that in the video. O.o
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Female 15
LCD =/= LSD

I would feel so guilty eating LCD cookies. They would totally be broadcasting some message of love and peace, and I would just want to consume them 8C

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Male 25
I live less than 30 miles from this community. There were no drugs in the cookies. You can continue to post that this is awesome but it`s all pointless because it`s COMPLETELY FALSE! Check out the Associated Press article posted one hour ago. It`s all over the DFW news - NO DRUGS IN THESE COOKIES! http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iu-qW...
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Female 288
they say cookies weird
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Female 179
Marijuana =/= LSD
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Male 139
The article I read in the news said some officers did get sick and madd started calling police stations stating they had no body giving out cookies. So when he showed up at the 13th police station they were waiting for him.They found a note in his car that had 16 police station addresses with 13 checked off.After they test the ones where the cops got sick they are going to change the charges....Dumb ass kid..going to get time.
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Male 549
lol. tasty!
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Female 186
Im sure that IF there was LSD and marijuana in the cookies that the other departments ate...of course they would say that they didnt feel anything or that the testing came back negative, they don`t want to let the whole state know that they were the cops who ate the cookies with LSD and marijuana in them and didn`t even notice.
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Male 87
I know plenty of people, including myself who can actually pull something like that off without getting caught... sigh.. his mind was in the right place but he didn`t think things thrue... Oh but i loved his lil white lie "my friends and I MIGHT have been smoking marajuanna while baking them" hahaha
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Female 24
Im pretty sure the marijuana just acctidently found its way into the cookies...
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Male 1,153
aaaaaahaha i dont think i need to say anything. lol LSD,what a brilliant idea!
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Female 48
Ha! This made i-a-b AND national news?!
I live in Ft. Worth and a friend of mine works for the Watauga PD. He said the basket smelled of marijuana so rumors flew of what it could be. The testing actually proved there was no trace of marijuana or LCD in the cookies at his department though officers from another city tested positive for drugs.
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Male 244
Kid is stupid, but I gotta admit; I chuckled.
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Male 66
this is silly, obviously there is some error in either the officer`s field test equipment or the reporting. If there was actually LSD on the cookies and someone ate any of it, they would NOTICE. LSD is powerful and intense. Unless it was cooked into the cookies, which would destroy the effectiveness of the acid altogether (though it might still show up on a field test)
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Male 80
They really are out to get the kid....
This has to be bogus;
1)Nobody reported any ill feelings.
2)LSD cannot be baked, the compound deteriorates with heat, light and oxygen exposure.
3)LSD doesn`t smell like marijuana.
4)Human testing for LSD requires a SPINAL TAP. I can`t imagine all those people going through that.
5)Did they test positive for THC?
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Female 40
lol
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Male 1,931
Would have been funnier as donuts.
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Male 107
<sigh> One of the police stations he delivered "special" cookies too was in my hometown. Just what I need. LSD-laced cops with guns on an acid-trip who decide that I am a giant mutant space hamster and it is their duty to shoot me..... not really. He did deliver it to my town`s police, though.
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Female 2,074
What an idiot.

People who abuse drugs are idiots.

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Male 5,620
I lol`ed when he said field testing..
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Male 3,255
I`d be rather pissed if someone slipped me drugs. I don`t want any drugs in my system and it`s not your drating right to decide that I don`t get that choice. How about I slip some drating drain-o into your food? Will the video about me get 800 drating replies about how "cool" I am or how "awesome and rad" my little prank was?
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Female 850
I`d rather give pot cookies at church. That would be fun. Though.... We already tried that. Damn old people and their dead taste buds and already friend brains...... They don`t even have an effect.....
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Male 313
it all would have worked if he laced donuts.
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Female 57
field testing was his way to cover up them eating it
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Female 943
thats kinda dumb
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Male 848
That guy is nice to policemen.
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Male 833
lol everyone says dumb kid, im sure he knew hed get in trouble, just did it for laughs.

and it worked lolol

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Female 837
shortsagitar, I won`t (directly) point out your spelling error, as people already have, but everyone who watched the video knows that they were laced with LSD because they came right out and said so. The beauty of the internet is that you don`t have to live somewhere specifically to get news from all over the world. <_< >_>
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Male 79
giving marijuana cookies to cops would be a waste of weed
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Male 3,301
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAGHAA!!!1

EPIC WIN!!!!!!!!!11one

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Female 4,225
So...what was the cause? Special cookies? Or cookies made near druggies?

Either way, dumb kid

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Male 117
so where does one go if you want some of the M.A.D.D. lsd chip cookies? i mean i will buy a box. ha
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Male 11,740
"LCD laced cookies,"

WTF? They have little screens on them flashing messages? How about LSD laced cookies?!?!

I agree that this guy *might* not be the one who did it. But an officer said his buddies might have been smoking pot while he was baking them, so he hung himself there.

Not the brightest bulb in the lamp anyway if he`d already been arrested for assaulting an officer.

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Female 59
Weed is funny, but LSD is a totally different story.
But either way, that kid is now in my awesome book.

I like your icon thing, theytukrjobs.
That`s one of my fav paintings.

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Male 25
This almost makes it funnier... "ME: `Tainted Cookies` Free Of Illegal Drugs" http://video.nbc5i.com/player/?id=274209 Link
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Female 1,142
They told him to bake cookies... maybe this was the only recipe he had! `-`
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Female 114
did he do it intentionally, no poo he did it intentionally. He`s either really just that dumb or grossly miscalculated how stupid the police were, and thinking that they wouldn`t notice.
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Male 2
uh drugs are bad, mkay.
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Female 53
maybe if he did this in california it would have been legal
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Male 961
So is that what was up with the cops in Superbad? they ate the cookies?
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Male 3,296
hes got some huge ones
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Male 1,556
Genious.
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Male 184
I LOLed that "his friends" were smoking Marijuana while he was baking.
A)Sure it was his friends. (Sarcasm)
B)Why would he be letting people smoke Marijuana in his house. (Isn`t that a crime.)
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Female 2,220
Cop`s first word was, "Theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey"

hahahahaha

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Male 1,825
see lets explain this
county or church bake sail= good place to hand out drug baked goods
community service where they have your name= bad place!
not that complicated
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Male 9,306
Pandasims: Seems like an appropriate "punishment". he attacked an officer, now he has to bake for them.
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Female 532
Haha...he should have put more LSD in them, it doesn`t seem to have had an effect (...that they`re willing to admit).
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Male 1,152
this kid has balls the size of my head...good for him i hope he gets some lean-yen-see
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Female 432
lmao lcd...if you wanna look smart at least spell it right
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Female 504
wait a punishment for attacking police was MAKING COOKIES?....
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Female 15
"ok it wasnt marijuiana it was LCD laced cookies, asking how i know? its where i live. lol"

Laced with LCD, eh? The things they can do with technology nowadays!

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Male 1,220
well he`s a real COOKIE MONSTER!!!!!!!

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Male 2,160
"field testing"...we all know what that means...they ate them in the name of the law...
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Male 772
Of course any dog would react to cookies...

And people, he had the cookies sent because of community service. The officer`s explanation makes sense, if there`s evidence of drugs but not enough to cause major effects.

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Male 1,825
how do they know that madd didn`t do it? cause it was their baskets and they probably cooked some of it
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Male 268
The baskets that contained the cookies SMELLED like Marijuana. They tested positive for LSD. Whoever posted this might want to actually watch the content before the submit it.
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Female 1,212
AHAHAHA giving them to cops... should`ve shard them with us!
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Male 1,526
haha, The cop didnt seem to angry about it. Most cops know the marijuana restriction is just a bill load of bull.
Many retired cops aso have even stated that the law should be changed.
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Male 1,825
haha "field testing"
and why would you waste good lsd on a bunch of boring piggies?
if he did intentionally put it in there he isn`t very smart. you should always hand out weed cookies to where you can`t be caught
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Female 512
wow. that kid must be very smart for delivering those cookies... to cops
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Male 240
Notice none of them felt any ILL effects. Hmmm.
And as for the video, I`m still chuckling. The kid`s a genius.
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Female 675
ok it wasnt marijuiana it was LCD laced cookies, asking how i know? its where i live. lol
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Male 199
inb4poostorm of cops sucks replies.

Now what idiot would go and give cops marajuana cookies?

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Male 82
FIELD TESTING MY ASS LOL!!
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Male 382
Link: Teen Accused of Distributing Marijuana Cookies [Rate Link] - Normally, this might be welcomed with a certain groups, but this kid picked the wrong people to give treats to.
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