Survivor : The Cook Island Parody

Submitted by: patthebaker 8 years ago in Funny
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Fried Chicken, burritos, Godzilla, white bread? Yep, all the major stereotypes are covered in this segregated Survivor.
There are 44 comments:
Female 244
"Aftershock, you annoy the bejeezus out of me by always POSTING IN CAPS LOCK. I always assumed this was because you maybe didn`t get enough oxygen during childbirth. Maybe you were dropped on your head as a baby. Either way, I definitely had you down as some kind of window-licker*. I pitied you.

But I never had you down as a first poster. My pity has turned to loathing. Please die.


*Definition of window-licker: Have you ever been stuck in traffic behind the Special Bus?"


^^^That is one of the funniest things I have read in a LONG time!!!

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Male 1,193
i dont feel bad for lol`ing
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Female 1,470
GODZILLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that was my favorite part :p
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Male 541
Wow i have to admit MadTV is funny sometimes
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Male 418
Snl>>>>>>>>>>>>>> mad tv
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Female 1,407
I normally don`t tolerate race stereotype spoofs but this one made me lol hard enough to wake the neighbor`s dog. The chicken part was FTW. ^_^
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Female 1,186
"mad tv > SNL"

word

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Male 12,138
^^ Not all of them, just your mother. I like it when she takes her teeth out first.

s`later man, I`m outta here.

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Male 77
You`re obviously not too fussy about who you drop your plum-sack on then. Still, if 60+ year old women are your thing, who am I to argue?

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Male 12,138
^^ Not me, sickandtired. I can confirm I still have my testes, although they`re currently in your mum`s mouth as we`re indulging in a spot of teabagging.
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Male 77
And I can only hope that most of you were sterilised at birth.
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Male 77
mad tv > SNL
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Male 281
Cyanide. It`s happiness.
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Male 167
sickandtired either needs to loosen up or find a drug that will do it for him
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Male 4,680
That wasn`t godzilla! Some snake-lizard imposter...

"Good old fashioned family racism"
-Family Guy.

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Male 774
lol awesome
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Male 77
Further proof that IAB is populated by simpletons. Only funny is you happen to have the same appreciation for comedy as a 5 year old.
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Female 662
I couldn`t stop cracking up once he said "Real Americans." Hahahah.
MadTV is amusing sometimes.
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Male 1,766
wow i posted this a while back glad it made it threw
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Male 1,220
i hated how people got worked up over one stupid season of survivor (this was hilarious but still).

i thought it was interesting to watch, and none of the castaways had a problem with it.

all of them were treated equally and no one should have gotten in a tizzy

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Female 5,139
lol at davymid... but this post was so racist, and i know its the type of racist that everyone finds funny... but seriously... :S why?
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Male 2,788
GODZILLAR!
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Male 45
how is it possible that i never realized that until now?... hahahahaha... thanks
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Male 266
LMAO! that was some great racism.
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Male 12,138
"broadcasting system... my bad.. we really need a "edit" button"

Dude, there`s a delete button- works just as well....

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Male 418
just17n8, (Insert picture of scruffy the janitor here) Seconded.
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Male 2,395
LOL I Love madtv.
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Male 45
broadcasting system... my bad.. we really need a "edit" button
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Female 4,225
if davy posts again or comes back, I loled at your contribution to the Article

This was funny, with the steriotypes

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Male 45
the caucasian broadcasting series... hahahahahahaha
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Male 281
CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
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Male 418
davymid, he is just trying to make a name for himself on the site. Just ignore him.
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Male 2,788
i second that, davymid.
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Male 2,593
That was funny as hell
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Male 12,138
^^ Aftershock "FIRST!!!".

Aftershock, you annoy the bejeezus out of me by always POSTING IN CAPS LOCK. I always assumed this was because you maybe didn`t get enough oxygen during childbirth. Maybe you were dropped on your head as a baby. Either way, I definitely had you down as some kind of window-licker*. I pitied you.

But I never had you down as a first poster. My pity has turned to loathing. Please die.


*Definition of window-licker: Have you ever been stuck in traffic behind the Special Bus?

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Male 2,788
"I got the flag. GIMME THE CHICKEN!"
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Female 15,763
GODZIRA!

God damn, I love Mad TV.

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Male 549
haha that was amazing.
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Male 2,781
IT`S BEEN 2 MINUTES AND COUNTING :D
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Male 167
ROFL. Wow.
Is it wrong that I loved that so much.
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Male 418
Not for long aftershock.
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Male 464
Why are all black people called African Americans when most of the time they`re not from Africa or America?
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Male 418
The only funny thing madd TV has ever done besides this is the John Madden popcorn popping machine.

And the "real Americans" killed me.

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Male 1,766
Link: Survivor : The Cook Island Parody [Rate Link] - Fried Chicken, burritos, Godzilla, white bread? Yep, all the major stereotypes are covered in this segregated Survivor.
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