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Date: 07/31/08 10:02 PM

89 Responses to Suicidal 52-Year -Old Man Jumps From 6th Floor

  1. Profile photo of LCaroline
    LCaroline Female 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 5:18 pm
    Link: Suicidal 52-Year -Old Man Jumps From 6th Floor - There`s no blood or gore and the guy lived, but the funny thing is, he wanted to end his life. Now he`s paralyzed.
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    mylostdog Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:06 pm
    should have tried the 7th

    :x

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    Psyduck Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    Ouch. There`s a smart one. And he just barely missed the net too...
  4. Profile photo of Gamey91
    Gamey91 Male 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:07 pm
    All I can say is...

    LOL EPIC PHAIL...

    or... Epic win?

    It`s all on how you see the situation. :-?

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    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    :/
    The firefighters missed. The guy didn`t land on the mat.
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    unreedemed Male 13-17
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:08 pm
    What moron phails at killing himself? seriously.
  7. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    Usually people unconciously fail. It`s more of a call for help. On an off note, if I was going to do it, I`d make damn sure it was done right
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    lwhoffman Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:13 pm
    "...but the FUNNY THING is, he wanted to end his life. Now HE`S PARALYZED."

    that`s a little sadistic...

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    joshjunky Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:16 pm
    Does he deserve it? You decide. Although killing
    yourself is extremely selfish. People
    live very difficult lives and not a thought of killing themselves flashes by. Mmmm Mmm Mmmmmm.
  10. Profile photo of maceizballin
    maceizballin Male 13-17
    904 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:22 pm
    EPIC FAILURE!!!!
    and they say its easy to kill yourself...
  11. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:23 pm
    Sad, I wonder why he wanted it to end...
  12. Profile photo of krusty2514
    krusty2514 Male 70 & Over
    189 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:25 pm
    why do people just stand around waiting for it to happen? I would be pretty freaked.
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    tommy419 Male 13-17
    476 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:31 pm
    that was a tall building. was he so lazy to climb to the roof?
  14. Profile photo of xBigxRedx
    xBigxRedx Male 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:32 pm
    PHAIL!
    Nah, just kidding.

    But seriosly, if you`re going to kill your self. Do it quick and painless. Not jump from 50ft which wont kill you.

    A quick shot to the head from your old WW2 gun you`ve been saving for a special time.

    Or better yet, get someone else to shoot you so its a win win. You get to die and the criminal gets thrown in jail if caught!

  15. Profile photo of shortsagitar
    shortsagitar Female 18-29
    676 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:36 pm
    aww thats just depressing.

    is it bad that i 1/2 giggled when he hit whatever he hit and then 1/2 landed on the mat?

  16. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:39 pm
    shortsagitar: Chalk it up to gallows humor, the humor in which we laugh at death in order to preserve our sanity.
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    ohgoodness Female 18-29
    43 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:40 pm
    Is it confirmed he`s paralyzed? It looked to me like he moved his legs there.
  18. Profile photo of pariahnola
    pariahnola Male 18-29
    649 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:43 pm
    Well that was anti-climatic
  19. Profile photo of Godzukis_Dad
    Godzukis_Dad Male 30-39
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    July 31, 2008 at 10:45 pm
    That is why you should just be able to go in to the pharmacy and buy a pill to end it all. I suggest marketing it simply as, "death". No mess, no spending thousands of tax payer dollars per suicide. "The average economic cost of services used per suicide is $10,200. The average economic cost of services used per attempted suicide is $3,750." - Reference
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:46 pm
    When you`re suicidal, you dont often think rationally about what would be the best way to top yourself etc.

    I feel sorry for the guy, he`d obviously got to the very end of his tether and felt he had nothing else he could do.

    I know sometimes these are just funny vids or whatever guys, but you have to remember that these are real people and real situations in theses vids.

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    shizzaster Male 13-17
    1866 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    to the original poster of the link.
    yes, it is HILARIOUS that he was a suicidal man who is paralyzed.

    :S

    drating retards need to think before they talk.

  22. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 10:51 pm
    That`s why you just get a .44 and stick it up your nose.

    I always find it odd that the more developed a country is (warning: generalization) the higher the suicide rate. Same with mental illnesses.

  23. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:00 pm
    Wait a minute, if the ground floor is Floor 1, then the guy is actually jumping from floor seven.

    How did I notice this?
    O.o

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    alice_x Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 11:06 pm
    owwie... owwie owwie. he must have broke hes back there, dratin ell.. :-|
  25. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:07 pm
    Opie, that`s an uncharacteristically dark statement for you... o_o
  26. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:09 pm
    @opie
    There are different reasons for it. Look at Japan, they have a death clears all debt rule. So, in bad times more people off themselves so they`re not a burdon.
  27. Profile photo of Gerbear
    Gerbear Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 11:24 pm
    one thing, he needed to be higher
    second, he shoulda jumped farther
    lastly, this is irony at its best
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    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
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    July 31, 2008 at 11:26 pm
    Well, I guess he can`t really try anymore, huh? I think that roof-thing, or whatever it was, saved him.
  29. Profile photo of drixishot
    drixishot Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    he looked like that dude from the titanic that hit propeller when the boat was sinking
  30. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:28 pm
    So you want to kill yourself for being a failure at life and now you cant even kill yourself?
  31. Profile photo of aBISS
    aBISS Male 13-17
    506 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:30 pm
    ^^that`s like a double fail
  32. Profile photo of hooray4hazel
    hooray4hazel Female 13-17
    255 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:41 pm
    FACEPLANT`D
  33. Profile photo of Eichenkatze
    Eichenkatze Male 18-29
    780 posts
    July 31, 2008 at 11:57 pm
    Moral of the story: Jump from a higher location.. Or smaller..
  34. Profile photo of kenneth7415
    kenneth7415 Male 13-17
    81 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:02 am
    should have tried the golden gate.
  35. Profile photo of dragonshadoz
    dragonshadoz Female 18-29
    4033 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:10 am
    he looked like that dude from the titanic that hit propeller when the boat was sinking Except that guy actually succeeded.
  36. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:32 am
    And HOW is that funny?
  37. Profile photo of Filipino916
    Filipino916 Male 18-29
    494 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:43 am
    Reminds me of the Dark Knight when he dropped Eric Roberts on his feet :-D.
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    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:49 am
    well ... It`s stupid for him to jump there even though he knows that there is something that will break his fall -_- idiot ... should have tried for the highest floor if u wanna die...
  39. Profile photo of iSteal
    iSteal Male 18-29
    154 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:58 am
    Darwinian Theory failed
  40. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3258 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 12:59 am
    drating ignorant fool.
  41. Profile photo of Lapin
    Lapin Male 13-17
    48 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 1:21 am
    God.. that`s not `funny`.
    Anyone not in his shoes could find it `funny`
    Best wishes for him and his family.
  42. Profile photo of Defqon
    Defqon Male 13-17
    90 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:12 am
    He wanted to end his life because he is a horrible planner. The jump was his example of how horrible his planning is.
  43. Profile photo of J4Y
    J4Y Male 13-17
    382 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:26 am
    Good Luck getting your wheelchair up all those stairs to try again!
  44. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:32 am
    Lapin
    Male, 13-17, Canada
    20 Posts
    Friday, August 01, 2008 1:21:17 AM
    God.. that`s not `funny`.
    Anyone not in his shoes could find it `funny`
    Best wishes for him and his family.
    ======================================

    I laughed....

  45. Profile photo of kikij
    kikij Female 18-29
    311 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:47 am
    committing suicide isn`t selfish - it is usually the act of a disturbed and desperate mind (not a selfish one). It is - on the other hand - selfish to want someone to stay alive when their life is unbearable just so you don`t have to grieve.

    I also don`t find this funny.

  46. Profile photo of Dooked
    Dooked Male 18-29
    517 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:57 am
    Well... I laughed a little bit xD
  47. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:43 am
    Always look on the bright side of death

    Right before you take your terminal breath
  48. Profile photo of Coco_popsrox
    Coco_popsrox Female 18-29
    228 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:50 am
    oh dad not again....
  49. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:56 am
    god damn it! really...just a cry for attention. you want out, go do it on your own in your own time without affecting everyone else. no sympathy
  50. Profile photo of s0236078
    s0236078 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:58 am
    ok maybe a little harsh. suicide and depression do require sympathy...but really....off a building!
  51. Profile photo of Biffoballs
    Biffoballs Male 30-39
    5 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 4:27 am
    Yeah, that`s like umm...really funny.
  52. Profile photo of alice_x
    alice_x Female 18-29
    5143 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:07 am
    you`re all going to hell...


    .....


    WHEEYYY!!

  53. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:37 am
    NOT paralyzed.
  54. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:54 am
    kind of sad but still.. that was a risk he took himself

  55. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:55 am
    Let`s see him try and jump off a building again now he`s in a wheelchair!
  56. Profile photo of AndroidMetro
    AndroidMetro Male 18-29
    807 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 7:17 am
    What an idiot.

    I would feel no remorse killing this waste of life.

  57. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 7:37 am
    These comments make me think much less of the human race. Are you all really completely incapable of empathy?
  58. Profile photo of Backfat
    Backfat Male 30-39
    1897 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 7:46 am
    should have gone head first. That would a done it.
  59. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 7:53 am
    @DiePSPolice

    Are you completely incapable of a sense of humor? Oh no, an old man who doesn`t want to live is still alive. Boo hoo, we should all feel so sorry for him. Give me a break. It`s funny!

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    XxZoexX Female 13-17
    42 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 8:26 am
    `There`s no blood or gore and the guy lived, but --the funny thing is, he wanted to end his life. Now he`s paralyzed--`
    ...How is funny!?
  61. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 8:34 am
    Oh come on guys, look at the irony!
  62. Profile photo of peixao13
    peixao13 Male 18-29
    66 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:04 am
    Well..better luck next time. haha
  63. Profile photo of starlasatur9
    starlasatur9 Female 18-29
    140 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 9:09 am
    nothing funnier than attempted suicide. )-|
  64. Profile photo of GummyWurmz
    GummyWurmz Female 13-17
    1412 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:09 am
    That was sick. Who would post this AND laugh at it? Seriously frig sake laughing at peoples misfortunes and mental issues. How bad :@
  65. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:27 am
    He did not have mental issues (the suicidal type) he would just have gone up, said a few last words to cheesus and jumped. He did that? No, he waited for the rescue team. He wanted attention, so I`m guessing he slipped. Which makes it a bit fun.
  66. Profile photo of petey112
    petey112 Male 13-17
    358 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:31 am
    what if he dug a hole to china, went to 7nth story THEN JUMPED,he would arrive in china 42 minutes later at a coasting stop
  67. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:32 am
    He clearly did not slip. He bent his knees and lunged outwards.
  68. Profile photo of coranthulle
    coranthulle Male 30-39
    466 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:33 am
    good for him. at least he wont be racking up the hospital bills and running his family in the ground with boring stories of them good ol days.
  69. Profile photo of shelerella
    shelerella Female 18-29
    160 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 10:49 am
    People who commit suicide are about as selfish as it gets. I hope he didn`t have any family. I know how it feels.
  70. Profile photo of DiePSPolice
    DiePSPolice Male 30-39
    493 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 11:05 am
    @MidniteRun:

    I have a sense of humor. Your`s is clearly broken, and you clearly don`t have empathy. Have you ever felt bad, or depressed about anything? Maybe, but because you`re a 13-17 year old boy it probably comes out as hormonally fueled rage. But have you ever felt so much emotional pain that you wanted to kill yourself? No? Me neither. I`ve felt really, really bad, but not anywhere near that bad. Imagine how much you must be hurting to want it just to end. I wouldn`t wish that on my worst enemy.

    Also: paralyzation/permanent disability: not funny. Again, you`re a 13-17 year-old boy; I was once, too, so I can`t completely blame you for being a moron with no perspective, but:

    Some time in your life you will be injured in a way that affects your everyday life (maybe a broken leg, broken arm, that heals in a few months), and then maybe you will have some perspective and realize that stuff like this is tragic, not comic.

  71. Profile photo of Quackor
    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 11:25 am
    Uh, its tragic when you are buying condoms to have sex for the first time and a drunken driver runs you over and you end being paraplegic and your girlfriend dumps you. NOT when you fall from a building you just climbed with the specific purpose of jumping.
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
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    August 1, 2008 at 12:31 pm
    mylostdog
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    186 Posts Thursday, July 31, 2008 10:06:23 PM
    should have tried the 7th
    try 20th..
    :-/
  73. Profile photo of MidniteRun
    MidniteRun Male 13-17
    72 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:15 pm
    How is an old suicidal maniac jumping off a building, failing, thus becoming paralyzed, tragic to me in any way shape or form? It`s not, therefore, I LAUGH!
  74. Profile photo of MYCHEMGIRL
    MYCHEMGIRL Female 13-17
    1287 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:26 pm
    *facepalm*
    aww, poor guy.
    he could of just taken some of his pills. Over dosed. and what not.
    but now he has abunch of cold hearted tennagers laughing at him.
    maybe thats why he wanted to die...?
    nah, but still. poor guy.
    not only did he think he failed at life and wanted to kill himself, but he failed at trying to kill himself.
    thats a double pacepalm.
    *facepalm*
  75. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:32 pm
    lol. his shoe fell off.
  76. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 2:57 pm
    funny?
  77. Profile photo of primetimekin
    primetimekin Male 18-29
    7936 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 3:34 pm
    Tragedy: A man cutting his finger
    Comedy: A man cutting his finger, falling into an open sewer and dying
  78. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    349 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 4:10 pm
    Wow, no effort GOSH there were a few more floors...LAZY><
  79. Profile photo of deaf_woman
    deaf_woman Male 30-39
    2721 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:00 pm
    thanks for the reference, Godzukis_Dad.
  80. Profile photo of imatwirp
    imatwirp Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:06 pm
    Guy cant even win at failing.
    That has gotta suck.
  81. Profile photo of Andyl
    Andyl Male 18-29
    300 posts
    August 1, 2008 at 5:24 pm
    "Comedy: A man cutting his finger, falling into an open sewer and dying"

    That`s the first ever comment that has made me laugh. Even if it is a joke taken from somewhere else.

    And technically he only fell 5 stories...then another. Kinda sucks for him that it looked like he was trying to avoid the mat as he jumped. Ouch.

    Oh and DiePSpolice, stop being a fuddy duddy old man and realise that you don`t have to look at everything in life as super serious. Even though you are making your comment because you don`t like teenagers, that`s pretty obvious.

    Although he does have a point, MidniteRun. Sure, have a chuckle at the video but if you`re laughing because he`s now disabled...that`s just twisted.

  82. Profile photo of harrydick
    harrydick Male 18-29
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    August 1, 2008 at 7:51 pm
    Not funny, ironic.
  83. Profile photo of jojoabobo
    jojoabobo Female 18-29
    279 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 4:58 am
    if he really wanted to end his life and didnt have the money to buy a gun or rope or anything, why didnt he dive head first?
  84. Profile photo of benjbenj
    benjbenj Male 30-39
    916 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 6:12 am
    DiePSPolice, it`s no use trying to explain something like this to MidniteRun. He`ll probably understand when he`s confined to a wheelchair himself, watching on YouTube the video that recorded the tragic accident he was involved in and reading the sarcastic comments below (well, trying to decipher them, as far as his damaged brain will let him).
  85. Profile photo of maiye
    maiye Female 13-17
    251 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 12:57 pm
    It`s sad when people can`t tell the difference between tradgety and comedy... |-(
  86. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
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    August 2, 2008 at 3:54 pm
    a reply to opies comment on the first page
    "I always find it odd that the more developed a country is (warning: generalization) the higher the suicide rate. Same with mental illnesses."

    this is because is ledc (less ecenomically developed countries) mortality (without suicide) is lower so they are more likely to die from an illness or life situations eg starvation etc.... and mental illnesses are mainly found in elderly people so they arent living old enough to get them does that answer your question?

  87. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    August 2, 2008 at 4:03 pm
    oh and kikji page 2

    "It is - on the other hand - selfish to want someone to stay alive when their life is unbearable just so you don`t have to grieve"

    in a case where your friend is depressed... dont let them kill themselves.... as "normal" depression is often caused by a chemical that is released when somebody is very sad and this creates an unbalance they can be helped with counciling and anti-depressants
    manic-depression is an illness that cant be cured and can be helped with anti-depressants

    letting yur friend die is selfish for the parents and all his friends

  88. Profile photo of BoredomSux98
    BoredomSux98 Female 18-29
    268 posts
    August 3, 2008 at 12:45 am
    wow. that was so depressing. :(
  89. Profile photo of imatwirp
    imatwirp Male 18-29
    74 posts
    August 5, 2008 at 7:58 pm
    Guy cant even win at failing.
    That has gotta suck.

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